This is Mama [Margaret Qualley]

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In my opinion, maybe Kojimbo has his scans edited to a certain degree of uncanny valley while western artists tend to keep their scans as raw as possible without adding any artistic unrealism.

just my 2 cents

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I have seen her naked.

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Where's Hot Coldman

>deadman
>heartman
>die-hardman
What the fuck are these names and how many hits from the pipe did big daddy Kojimbo take?

>Mr. Kojima-san, why do I have to take off my socks?

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Looks great in that poster. Will she be the Otakon of this game?

>everyone cries: the game

Unlimited budget

Kojima's always had shit names
Are there actual nudes of the actress? She was pretty hot in the live action Death Note but the film was garbage so I don't care about looking into her.

It's a weird allergy that's a side effect from the BT's appearing

She looks like a real artsy kind of bitch. probably into sewing and having horrible opinions in regards to everything. I bet she's real particular about food.

>Will she be the Otakon of this game?
I think she's probably the new Naomi, Refn might be the new Otacon.

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sounds like she sucks a mean dick though

>kojima has dozens of hours of feet scans of the ladies

How do you feel?

She has exceptionally nice skin and I wish she'd touch my peepee.

The same pipe as Tarantino

she looks jewish

At least it's not Hot Coldman

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honored to live in the same age as a true visionary

She gets naked in her movie Donnybrook. It's a little disappointing and she's one of those girls that is hotter clothed but I only love her for her autistic mannerisms anyway.

dude, she probably will

Perfect for hatefucking.

Not necessarily. She doesn't take criticism well. But still thinks everything she does is special. So she'll give you the impression that she's doing you a special favor, while being terrible at it. And resent you if you claim it's anything but amazing.

Damn, thought she had some leaked nudes or something

Looks like an inferior version of pic related.

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>full frontal

Shiiiieeeet. I think she looks good. I like small tits anyway. She’s got the same body as my ex... but also a much nicer face lel

During E;R's review of Netflixnote when he paused and reversed and forward and reversed on her crotch as he talked about the beta $oyboy getting a whiff sniff

Why is everybody saying she has autism?

lol

Why these models looks miles better than most sony 1st party titles like TLOU?

based kojima creates rope and populates his game with cute bitches

day of the rope was better than expected

good pits

You give me hope user ty

the only black guy wears a skull mask to hide his genetic shame

>actresses still giving their facescans in the glorious age of SFM

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Are you guys sure Amelie and Mama aren't switched?

He starts from the bottom and works up.

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Because rather than setting for reality they did touchups to each one of those models.

Pretty sure everyone else (especially Capcom) intentionally makes it so the females are unattractive. Notice how all the male characters in Capcom's case look perfect, but all the women look awful. As for Kojima, only Quiet looked awful, but maybe he wasn't used to face scanning yet

Nope, pic related is Margaret.

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Hard to not look awful when you're Joosten.

the fuck are you on about? just green screen the character if it's going to be like this.

Unironically, because Sony can't have attractive looking girls, so they have to manually make them uglier. Aloy's actress is really hot for example, yet Aloy is one of the most hideous game characters of all time

Same pipe that Suda51 and the Mega Man developers puffed on

>Has the skills to be a professional actor but can't be bothered to hide her blatant autism
As a card carrying autismo, this ticks me off. There is literally no excuse not to control your physical tells.

>Margaret Qualley
>Refn
Only needs Goose to be more, undiluted autism-kino.

what's with the airbrushed skin looks retarded
70 million budget lmao

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She looks like my friend.

Immersion is ruined for me due to the uncanity of this situation. Thanks Kojimbo.

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I'd fuck your friend.
I hope you have already.

Cute.

lmao

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No one on the face of this earth has skin this smooth. It looks nasty.

someone explain to me please, why hyper realism? why?

Holy fuck she looks exactly like my friend.

she's not even that hot, that's just a good angle from when she was 18yo

Post pics? I share more pics of my friend if you post yours

Man I wish I had a girlfriend so bad...

Why is she called mama when she looks 15?

What would you do?

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Why are you complaining?

Hang out with her and talk to her and feel accepted

Is this the new joost?

cute

Mama more like MOMMY

this makes me feel anxious

>doing the white people smile

He's altering the faces to perfect them instead of scanning them raw
Margarey does NOT look that good in real life. They all look like perfect specimens and we all know only mads is a legit one

>when non-whites try to be racist

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Reminder that Fragile dies to the terrorists.
Mama worshippers win it all baby!

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nice milf user dont mind sharing

>Americans are so fat that even the racist remarks they come up with are about food

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What's that from ? Super hot.

food analogies and Yea Forums go hand in hand user

It's a nervous system problem retard.

kick her out of my house. I've had enough of those females that dress up as cats and start behaving like one

>no bra

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Go back to Yea Forums you nigger

>implying Yea Forums wants this old bitch

>Heartman
>Deadman
>Die-Hardman
kek I love this nip

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she's playing on hard mode.. manual blinking enabled..

>She’s got the same body as my ex
catboys and sissies don't count as relationships nigger

MAMA

I HIT A LICK

Combine them together and you get
Dart-Hardmaneadman

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joseph sneed

You got my attention, keep on posting

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shitty animation carried by good visuals

Christ she looks terrible

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>This is attractive to Yea Forums but Nico, Ellie etc are goblins
lmao

_______________have sex_____________________

>24 years old
>Mama
I'm confused.
Now mommyfuckers can't obsses all over her.

spread them cheeks baybee

this is the only way kojima gets people to buy this shit game

>actress from Leftover
No wonder I was infatuated immediately. Kojima has great taste in women. Little nip tease.

Nico's pretty cool, I guess.

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Isn’t Die-Hard Man Bruce Willis

So where is Joosten?
I thgouth she was in the game.

is kojima game reaching high art status now?

Grab her by the balls.

him associating with so many actors/actresses/directors will legitimize his video game among film critics who before did not find video games worthy of being art

>she could eat an apple through a tennis racket

tell her to put her burqa back on and ask Allah for forgiveness

MGS2 was already the first video game to be accepted as an art piece into a museum

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Oh fuck is this gonna be the new Quiet chick that niggas obsess about

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yea, this is the one that does it for me
>*looks up uncropped version*

I wonder if the people who hire these models ever tell them of the possibility of people using their characters for porn.

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so she makes the new babies (extra lives) right?

but she's stealing them from the stranded world?

so she's a baby thief?

I sure hope there's as much sfm porn

Are women told when they're born that people will masturbate to the thought of them?

you impregnate her to get new babies

It's not just the girls, user. Sometimes, it's never the girls.

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I really dislike her general look.
It reminds me of the girl in DMC5.
Really big turn off.

source

This was always very interesting to me, how women deal with the information that men instinctively desire their bodies. For some reason it never seems to be positive.

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Looks too stiff.

>mfw cute cougar at work has mentioned she's had sex dreams of me before

I don't know how to feel about it. Makes me wish I could know everyone that's ever thought about me while masturbating but I'd be afraid some friends or family members would show up in that list.

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Glad you guys enjoyed the trailer for the game.

I'm currently a beta tester for it and have to say this is Kojima's magnum opus. His best game since Metal Gear Solid 3 and best mindblowing story since 2.

But, as you guys know, he likes to put some of his fucking weird japanese humor in it and there are two moments where it completely changes the tones of the scenes their in.

One of them is when Margaret Qualley's character is naked in the shower and Reedus comes in with him getting a slight nose bleed and getting smacked upside the head and getting knocked out of the room.

Now, that's all pretty much what you expect from Japan, but the next one is bonkers. It's during a scene when Del toro's character is speaking to Reedus and a few other characters at a table.

It starts off normal until you hear a rumbling noise and then Del Taco says "Oh no, I got the smelly shits" and then turns around and unzips his pants and pulls the down. Gurgling and farting noise are heard echoing throughout the room. "I hope you guys are ready for my caca cannon!" and then a river of unstable shit spouts out of his asshole and into the faces and mouths of everyone in the room.

Sam, aka "Norman Reedus quickly ducks out of the way and pulls the emergency switch to quarantine the room. Everyone left in the room but Del Toro is succumbed to the horrid stench of his fatal fecal matter and corrodes to a pile of brown goop into the floor.

Del Toro then turns his head to the camera and ends on "Well Sam, this really is Death Stranding" and fist fucks his own rectal cavity

Still, looks to be a GOTY contender if not winner.

Why kojima like yo make games about Americans? Why cant he make games about his country? Why japs like to lick Americans boots so much?

I was hoping its gonna take place in some made up country...

They use it for their advantage.

>made up country
but America isn't real

thank you based reddit spacing poster

Cause it’s a movie. Also yakuza 0 is good too

>some friends or family members would show up in that list
god i wish that were me

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dude have you seen quiet
she looks like shit in game

Was Kojima leaving Konami the equivalent of Goku taking off his weighting training weights?
Should we strap in for some serious shit that is going to blow our minds?

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>You are going to play the same game as thousands of twitch fags because lmao wtf its so weird bro xD

Too young.

>not going completely dark on anything internet on day of release
>not blocking all forms of communication until you beat it
>letting the fact other people taking part in your hobby somehow has a negative affect on you

Fuck off dumbass

HA, GET IT? HER NAME IS FRAGILE BECAUSE SHE'S A WOMAN!
Why is Kojima such a misogynist?

Kek del toro does look like a “deadman”...these names are so fucking bad

>>Villains are called Homodemons
Wtf I love Kojimbo now

>shutting down communication
>in the game that is built for social media communication and ropes and shit

I wonder who is the dumbass here

You think thats bad you should see her ticks in this
youtu.be/ABz2m0olmPg?t=57

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nice

>hurr we should work together
>only on PlayStation 4
>only with PSN

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Too bad smoking is peak disgusting

what is the source of this image, been trying to find the movie for awhile

(also on PC)

Looks like one of the pirates movies to me

Good one

*hits pipe*
youtu.be/aCODE4qeZOk