He knows they aren't really his friend, right?

>threw a table at a wall in film school and got expelled, then re-did the scene in Bronson
>directed Drive even though he failed his driver's license exam like 7 times
>directed OGF only so he could visit toy shops in Thailand then got upset because his wife put his toys in the attic
>can't shoot his movies in non-chronological order
>color blind
>dyslexic
>lost virginity at 24
>proposed to his first girlfriend (now wife), she initially said no but kept the ring
>daughter doesn't call him Dad or Papa, calls him "Jang" the same nickname used by his adult friends and family
>believes in Thai ghosts because his daughter sees them and Jodo told him some spooky shit reading tarot cards
>tried to kill his stepmom but the gun didn't go off
>literally wears a towel when he's shooting a movie to keep his energy inside him or something
>can't pick his own clothes, wife does it for him
>Mads says he can't talk to him outside of movie sets because he can literally only talk about cinema
>kissed Goose on the red carpet at Cannes
>kissed Elle on the red carpet at Cannes
>cried on live Danish TV
>talked about fucking on live British TV
>has deluded himself into thinking he's close friend with David Lynch, randomly brings up "David" in conversations, while other people have no idea who he's talking about
>calls himself the new Friedkin, claims OGF is a masterpiece, to Friedkin's face
>despite his wife trying her best to dress him correctly, he still attends event dressed like a teenager while everyone else is dressed properly
>almost got to his now wife to run away on their second date because he told her he was going to show her a beautiful, emotional film and then forced her to watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
>described The Neon Demon as being about him picturing himself as a 16-year-old girl
>constantly kept mentioning that Elle Fanning had "just turned eighteen" at Cannes until there was little more than awkward silence in response to that notion
>has no chin

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>my bestie
lmao kojima confirmed as snoy.

based

>Giving Refn a chin in-game

That's nice.

Fuck you i have a lot of friends. Everyone of my friends loves me. Theres Matt and Fred and Thomas and Susan and Jessica and Kirk and James and Edward and Monica and Rachel and Joey a lot more, i have a lot of friends fuck you, i am a popular person. I dont need to show off my friends on twitter because i already have a lot and we hang out all the time so i dont need your validation Fuck you i dont have to prove anything to you.

And here's Kojima's bf

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Del Toro is likely his friend, they've been working together for years now and likely bonded over hatred for Konami flushing their game.

Refn I don't think can have "friends", because of his full blown autism

>dat rainbow emoji
what a faggot

Too Old to Die Young might be good but I fucking hate Miles Teller and his stupid fucking face. Doubt I'll like it more than Neon Demon.

lol

>sour grapes

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"we had money, but not so much"

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Holy shit user are you ok? its just a joke dont kill your self please.

the point of sour grapes is that you dont eat them

Absolutely based.

you just know

So Kojima was directing a director with severe autism and a girl with tourette's and severe autism? He's clearly doing a Dark Souls Hollywood run.

Have sex, Kojambo.

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lol does he have skittlepox?

Source?
And don't bully Hideo like that, the poor guy work all the team while Kojima is doing his star.

He's probably gifting him some japanese toys.

youtube.com/watch?v=1jPWGEoyJHY

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What reason do they have to not be his friend?
In all likelihood those two nerds like video games. He is a fan of their work.

I dont know who this nicolas nigga is but kojima and guillermo have a beneficial relationship.

People here don't seem to realize how autistic Refn is. He probably considers Kojima his brother for wanting to talk about movies as much as him.

>tried to kill his stepmom but the gun didn't go off
Why?

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How long before Geoff snaps completely and murders Kojima in a jealous yandere rage?

I 've been saying on these forums for years, Drive will be forgotten. it was only good in comparison to what was out at the time, but it won't ever make a serious top 100 films ever made, it won't make a top 500

im guessing it jammed or something

What is the point of marrying someone if you're just going to shit on them constantly?

I really love your movies, Mr. Friedkin.

>goose getting outautismed
wewwwwww

they were very favourable to his virtual chin

But why'd he try to kill her in the first place?

unironically a chad

no bullets in the chamber

hey you old jew hows it hangin

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why not?

refn is such a chad

/ourguy/

Some of those are made up. Some are real.

reminder that MGS is gay as fuck and Solid snake and Otacon end up together

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post the webm
you know the one

>tfw I will never EVER be kissed by Ryan Gosling
it's not fair...

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Post more, this is hilarious

Seriously what the fuck is wrong with Kojima?

I mean...he knows his Mads fans well, not that I would know.

Kojima thinks he's actually friends with these celebrities because he's paid out of Sony's wallet to be around them all the time.

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Imagine having to work with kojima. Imagine having to put up with his retarded ideas all the time.

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>his wife
Jesus

Reedus definitely is his friend, Del Toro has been trying to work with him for years, and Refn shares his autism of always talking about movies. Mads probably doesn't care much about him.

this is what marriage is for the rich

is he pretending to be smoking there kek

he's /ourguy/

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Imagine getting paid top dollar. Imagine being in a high profile release and getting a ton of attention. How awful.

I love him

>has no chin
o fuck this always gets me

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He needs to take the neckpill

You can see him just about to burst out laughing

>Reedus definitely is his friend
Sauce me homo

Ah I see he chose a woman who could provide his children with actual jawlines.

>those torpedo tiddies
please boss i need the sauce

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shit now I wanna know too

have sex

Because only God forgives

narcissists getting used by other narcissists.
It's exactly like in the Hannibal show, except it's real life

Every time they appear together Reedus looks like he's about to kiss him.

PPPD-302

>directed Drive even though he failed his driver's license exam like 7 times
those two statements really have nothing to do with each other
what is the point you are trying to make with that

this is fucking hilarious

user if i knew ya i'd kiss ya

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based japs numbering their porn for ease of sauce

Refn is absolutely 100% based

Glory to user!

this actual literal manchild with a mom wife is a famous hollywood director what's your excuse Yea Forums?

he's not wrong tho

>that ass slap as they leave
BASED

truely the beatles of our generation

no skills
no connections

those arent torpedo tits, son

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>bestie
>cant even speak fucking Engrish

So that's why the Driver's autism felt so authentic
He was writing from experience

>life consists of travelling with your qt wife, directing autistic movies, and collecting toys
livin' the dream

Drive was an adapted screenplay written on either end by people other than Refn.

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This dudes awesome

It's one of the greatest movies of all time though

in my world any tits that are big and have nipples pointing upwards are torpedo tits
like pic related

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They’re all dressed like they are 20 years younger which makes me believe Kojima asked them to wear that

>PWEASE COME BAK QUIFFER-SAN!

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thats a good show
still pissed about the dragon not setting that bitch on fire and duck taping her to a wheelchair tho

sauce

Kojima using Sony to rent Hollywood friends is the most obvious and painful 2nd hand embarassment. Dumb lazy shit Hideo Kojima.

this just makes me want to see his films

You should, they're amazing, start with Drive, then Neon Demon, if you really liked those you can try Only God Forgives but it's pretty fucking autistic, in a bad way

You're not truely in love if you're not shit talking each other 24/7

>PPPD-302
Thanks user this fap is dedicated to you with all my love.

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Have friends

I don't remember the source but Reedus was quoted saying "I'd follow [Kojima] to hell and back."

100 bison bucks gosling is not in DS because kojambles wants him as a protagonist in another game, and he's going to get refn to convince him to be in Kojima's game.

you're pretty fucking autistic for missing Bronson.

It'd be based if he actually was in it but they managed to hide it and keep it under wraps. Imagine playing through the game and finding out that the main antagonist is actually Gosling.

The point of the phrase sour grapes is that is refers to Aesop's fable about a seething fox who couldn't reach any of the grapes despite them being ripe for the picking.

Hey faggot, You know that Refn is a director that directed Yea Forums's #1 all time favorite film DRIVE right? Also before you say some more stupid shit, Refn is working on a new television show called TOO OLD TO DIE YOUNG and Kojima plays a hitman assassin in it. The two have tweeted @ eachother for years, and Refn invited Kojima to be his special guest at the premier of his film THE NEON DEMON and ONLY GOD FORGIVES.

Check your facts.

Refn did Bronson? It was pretty gud

yep thanks for explaining further i guess

>censoring the star of david

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Kojamas is in a lot of movies himself.

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its a joke you dense cunt

Sounds pretty based.

ahahaha, mads didn't even wanna stick around to do the voice or acting, guess he doesn't care about this shit game

you got me :3

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reading is hard huh?

What? He is doing the voicework though. That's not Mads's character retard

Stop bullying Kojambo

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fpbp

Is Kiefer Sutherland in the game?

Holy shit, you are a fucking faggot retard.

Unironically based

>tfw no mommy-gf to take care of my autism

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>DVAJ-0033
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