MAMA DEATH STRANDING

MUH
DICK

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I just wanna lick the tears off her face like Troy Baker, Yea Forumsros

I hope there are many doggos in this game.
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that was a different person

based kojima-sensei, joosten is too old

Who's this actress? I've seen her before.

>good looking girl
I sleep

>hebrew goblina
I WILL BUY YOUR GAME NOW

Its me

She's the foot shot in the new Tarintino film Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, she's also in Netflix's Death Stranding. She's been in a lot of things. Think she was in "The Nice Guys"

Hol up. He's casting my autistic qt waifu? I'm in

Unironically this

Daughter in Leftovers.
She is sadly pretty disgusting and disappointing nude

She's perfect. Too bad she's not real...

Nice unibrow and man chin. I'm glad that plagiarizing gook blew all of Sony's money on B-list actors for his twitter selfies instead of hiring good talent and making a narrative that's coherent.

Margaret qualley

Her CGI model looks way better than real actress IRL so don't bother

FUCK QUIET
AND FUCK STEFANIE JOOSTEN

that's where you're wrong

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Ewww, she was Mia (Misa) in the Netflix version of Death Note. She was cute in it but it was fucking terrible.

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Not her fault she wanted an easy payday from Netflix and that the director of DeathNote was just shit even compared to most video game directors.

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Did you know autism is equally likely in both genders but it's much more rarely diagnosed in women?

because they don't stand out as much

Post the dancing music video

Got to be honest, she is kind of low tier. I wouldn't go out of my way to say hi to her.

This is much better. That game version of her is disgusting. But her autism/ticks are also low tier.

I want a cute twitchy girlfriend.

>Top 10 biggest anime disappointments

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>da
>joo
>ssss

It's rarely diagnosed over the age of 5

same person that played pic related

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>Mmm pretty girl

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>Those facial structure similarities.
...interesting.

Isn't the actress a coalburner irl?

It's pathetic you would even know her sexual preferences

fuck off tranny

I'd do that every day if it was possible

you couldnt even edit this into the Instagram meme template?

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They say that about every actress but I'm not sure Tyrone would be into an aut. He'd probably think that blinking is some voodoo hex shit.

How new are you?

>low tier
are you still in high school?

i can't wait for the SFMs

you incels need to stop thinking about BBCs everyday

she's the chick from the Death Note live action movie

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>Blue eyes
No, thanks. I have higher standars but I respect those who don't.

How new are you? I've been here over a decade. Am I not allowed to shitpost in response to a shitposter? Stupid fucking faggot.

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>CGI model looks better than real actress
I hope this becomes a thing.

>Say dumb shit
>wonder why people consider you dumb

>surprised to see dumb shit on Yea Forums
Hmmm maybe you are new.

You're missing the point. Imagine your fav food, what is it? Lets say pizza, now imagine someone took a shit on it. Thats coalburning.

She doesn't look anything special. Do you desperate virgins latch onto any new remotely attractive females you see?

>thread related can't go past 40 posts without someone bringing up their boogieman

>A LITERAL MOVIE POSTER

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>she's the chick from the Death Note live action movie
If all you watch is netflix weeb adaptations.

The reality is you're all mutts and your degenerate sperm would ruin her beauty forever with your abomination brood.

Stop fantasizing and grow up, virgins.

Damn, she's freaking cute.

t. mutt

She's not hot
Has no tits or ass
I don't get it

Is that a tranny?

hush child

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i tried to watch the jap crap adaptation and i came to the conclusion that azns are soulless and can't act

463977859
>mom look I quoted a lot of posts again!!

>finding that kike tranny attractive
Alright I know you faggots are shilling now.

t. negro insectoid combo

MUH DICK

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Yes.

have a reason to check out the ps4 now. the weird thing is that I hate on movie games constantly, but I want experience this. that shit looks like effort

t. negroid-insectoid combo tranny homo granny-fucking double dog nigger with aids who also is reddit

>it's actually real
youtube.com/watch?v=XIv1_UoL9FI
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
*breathe*
AHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
kojima subscribed to blacked CONFIRMED and Yea Forums on SUICIDE WATCH

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Margaret Qualley? More like Margaret CĂşnny!

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOD DAMNIT WHY WHY WHY

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Jews getting blacked is a good thing user.

It's funny because all the niggers in hollywood getting awards for being the first black person to hold their pinky out while drinking are all jewspawn.

I want backstage footage of Kojima trying to direct Refn. He seems like the biggest autist on the planet and would never follow any directions whatsoever.

Unlikely, disputed by your very own facts.

Dilate

He is an absolute autist.
>lost virginity at 24
>threw a table at a wall in film school and got expelled, then re-did the scene in Bronson
>directed Drive even though he failed his driver's license exam like 7 times
>directed OGF only so he could visit toy shops in Thailand then got upset because his wife put his toys in the attic
>can't shoot his movies in non-chronological order
>color blind
>dyslexic
>proposed to his first girlfriend (now wife), she initially said no but kept the ring
>daughter doesn't call him Dad or Papa, calls him "Jang" the same nickname used by his adult friends and family
>believes in Thai ghosts because his daughter sees them and Jodo told him some spooky shit reading tarot cards
>tried to kill his stepmom but the gun didn't go off
>literally wears a towel when he's shooting a movie to keep his energy inside him or something
>can't pick his own clothes, wife does it for him
>Mads says he can't talk to him outside of movie sets because he can literally only talk about cinema
>kissed Goose and Elle on the red carpet at Cannes
>cried on live Danish TV
>talked about fucking on live British TV
>has deluded himself into thinking he's close friend with David Lynch, randomly brings up "David" in conversations, while other people have no idea who he's talking about
>calls himself the new Friedkin, claims OGF is a masterpiece, to Friedkin's face
>despite his wife trying her best to dress him correctly, he still attends event dressed like a teenager while everyone else is dressed properly
>almost got to his now wife to run away on their second date because he told her he was going to show her a beautiful, emotional film and then forced her to watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
>described The Neon Demon as being about him picturing himself as a 16-year-old girl
>constantly kept mentioning that Elle Fanning had "just turned eighteen" at Cannes until there was little more than awkward silence in response to that notion
>has no chin

No one else read the first draft when he named all these characters did they?

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She looks kind of retarded, in the OP pic at least

Kojima probably has the same autism that Refn has.

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>proposed to his first girlfriend (now wife), she initially said no but kept the ring
thats fucked, what was she going to do, pawn it off?

>>calls himself the new Friedkin, claims OGF is a masterpiece, to Friedkin's face
Haven't read something this based in a long time

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>has deluded himself into thinking he's close friend with David Lynch, randomly brings up "David" in conversations, while other people have no idea who he's talking about
/our guy/
I do that with Jim all the time.

It's fucking amazing
youtube.com/watch?v=1jPWGEoyJHY

shiet searching for that soon.
how's the leftovers? I'm usually bored watching drama and this one's no different. halfway through episode 1 and I wanna quit. downloaded it for her.

Look at her feets tho

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Did you not watch the trailer where they had movie style introductions for all the characters

>SAM: PLAYED BY NORMAN REEDUS

SMALL BOOBS ARE AWESOME fucking liar

based goos

>Netflix's Death Stranding
What did he mean by this?

his head shape is very weird

Have sex

>can't call a movie/book/game/album good until 30 years after its release
This shit is so tiresome

He has no chin.

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>Menea
God-tier taste user

I think she was Weinstein'd and you can see her trauma.

>tried to kill his stepmom but the gun didn't go off
most of these are trolls

ryan gosling asked him this in a fake interview, Refn is like Eli Roth, he has a wicked sense of humor so if anything he's edgy

Get yourself a jew(ess) and have sex.

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She's ugly as a f*ck.

Kojima has had zero interest in making video games for years now, he desperately wants to become a film director and it shows up in obvious ways. During his downtime he does "research" by hanging out with famous movie directors, he hangs out with movie stars and wants nothing but actors to play in his games. Every game that comes out he wants to be more cinimatic and designs gameplay around movies he likes (A recent example being that he made Venom in MGSV not speak very often because he loved Mad Max: Fury Road and wanted to imitate Max's character).

Death Stranding is going to be visually impressive with absolute garbage gameplay along with a convoluted story sprinkled on top. The only reason Kojima hasn't abandoned video games all together is because he knows he can't write to save his life and in the video game business people will literally throw millions of dollars at him because he name alone will move product.

Didnt realize they were making a live action version of food fight

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>so financiall-
>Who gives a shit?

Kek

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>kojima watches drive
>"sony get that guy in my game"

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There's no thing as a pureblood jewess. They're all rapebabies.

LITERALLY A MOVIE POSTER
LMFAO

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>vidya allows for your craziest fantasies
>lmao just scan real people lmao

Good to know the cuck has friends in these trying times

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I legit thought that was the chick from dmcv when I first saw it

Gosling is fucking with him but Refn is right, at least cinematically

i wonder how many millions went to "actors"

the only that makes sense is Troy Baker, he's more a voice actor so he was probably cheap unlike Del Taco, Refn, Mikkelsen, the Walking Dead guy

Oh wow
The only reason i watched that show was cause it reminded me of Kojima's crazy shit.

James Cameron you autist. His friends call him Jim. Jimquisition is a faggot nobody why would you think he is the director I am talking about?

this is just an artist having pet imagery, not canonical connection.

Del Toro and Kojima are bros and he only did body capture, no voice or motion so he was probably cheap
Everyone else was likely fairly expensive though

Think they need to fix the x-axis on her teeth, user.

That video is proof that Refn is not literally autistic, he seems to be aware that Gosling is mocking him, an actual autist would keep talking uninterrupted

if anything he's just a movie geek

incel posting has become quite the menace around here...

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>catched

Is it autism or drugs? OR BOTH?

>from a shitty Netflix animu remake
>not from The Nice Guys

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Longshot but can anyone take the OP and maybe Photoshop all the words out except maybe Death Stranding?

I'd like this as my phone wallpaper.

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glad to see someone with tics become this successful at life, she must have alot of perseverance/confidence.
i'm extremely conscious of my tics and general weirdness around people and absolutely hate going outside or interacting with people.

So they mixed the Christopher Walken Fatboy Slim video with that weird Rosamund Pike Massive Attack one?
What the fuck, Yea Forums?

>director from movies you've starred in is in
>b level actress from a movie you starred in is in
>Kojima never gives you a call
What happened Goosebros?

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>implying his isn't going to be the classic Kojima end credits stinger

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Im a brown latino and im gonna racemix with a white women and there is nothing you can do to stop me.

I 100% believe he tried to get Goose.

Kojima wishes he could hire Gosling

If the works of Albert Camus and Absurdism as a general concept don't appeal to you, you probably aren't going to enjoy the Leftovers.

>credit rolls
>"Papa"
>huh
>"Papa / Ryan Gosling"
>Post credit scene

I have no idea what you said as I'm not generally Yea Forums but Yea Forums.

Whats all that Sony money good for if he cant get the Goose?

A lead actor in a movie costs a hell of a lot more than a TV actor or a B-list director

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He has Mikkelsen

Man she kinda reminds me of a friend I've had... It's too uncanny for me.

So hot

>Posting pictures of people you know (unprovoked no less) on Yea Forums

No wonder you're not friends with her anymore you sperg

>Deadman - Guillermo Del Toro
>Heartman - Nicolas Winding Refn
>ReluctantHeroMan - Tommie Earl Jenkins
What did kojimbo mean by this?

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You can't find her anyway.

Those pics aren't on her facebook

I love kojimas waifu he have great taste. My first waifu was sniper wolf.

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>b-list director
Bro he has an academy award. You could claim he is famous for b-movies, but even then you’re ignoring he is now a hot commodity in Hollywood. I understand all you do is play video games but please try not to let it over encompass your life to the point you have no understanding of general information.

Why do western girls all look the fucking same

Mads is fucking awesome but Gosling is absolutely worth way more. He's much more ingrained in Hollywood and has been nominated for an Oscar multiple times and has even won a Golden Globe. Even though Mads is probably a better actor he's not a bigger name.

She's an attractive girl, if she was an ugly cunt it wouldn't pass.

if i start sperging out about shit its autism but if a girl does it its cute
We truly do live in a society

I'm quite handsome, things aren't working for me either.
All the girls that approach me/I approached get weirded out by the way I behave and act during conversations.

She must have a great deal of control to be able to become an actress despite those tics/autism/whatever that is. I can't control my shit whatsoever. Not even around my family.

absolutely fucking disgusting toe action, but maybe her soles are alright? Sometimes ugly feet are redeemed by the sole.

Mads' last film had a total budget of $2 million and he still stars in netflix garbage and cheap Danish movies. He's not exactly A list.

Looks exactly the fucking same

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Autismfu.
Kojimbo has good taste.

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I want get mad at Goose but this is great.

You aren't a cute girl user. Unless you are Ryan Gosling, girls will judge you for shit like that.

Her jaw looks like that dude who's gf photoshopped his jaw to be massive in that black and white set

>The only reason Kojima hasn't abandoned video games all together is because he knows he can't write to save his life
So what, the most succesful franchise in Hollywood is nothing but 10 movies with horrible writing.

She dances like a neckbeard.

post more kojimas waifus

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That's her real jaw.
See

This is what happens when you grow up with nothing but anime.

of course he would be against that since refn is essentially telling him to act. how can there be any emotional buildup involving a character that has one facial expression and that's "blank stare."

He literally said in the Tribeca Film festival interview he's not interested in ever becoming a movie director and he thinks video games as a medium have a lot more depth

Or someone who's not American. American women are the only ones who have such masculine/pronounced jaws

I fucking hate boomers for this reason.

>she's also in Netflix's Death Stranding

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What does that even mean? People even in their mid-late twenties say that all the time. How does that imply he's in highschool?

>constantly kept mentioning that Elle Fanning had "just turned eighteen" at Cannes until there was little more than awkward silence in response to that notion
Holy mother of based.

Death Note

>not liking the tall skinny girl with little funbags and tiny nips
Shit taste desu

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Autism in girls also has some differences on top of the social awkwardness, mainly that they have a more "masculine" behaviour, and tend to have tastes and hobbies closer to what men usually have.
That's why most girls who play videogames are weirdos.

signe me up

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Can't wait to have Blender porn with her model and Kojima's.

I don't understand why people are calling this a movie game. If judged dmc5 off it's trailers alone then you could call it the same thing.

Leftovers is unironically one of the best shows of all time but I guarantee you're just going to get pleb filtered
>muh nothing happened!
>muh mystery be!
>muh blacked jill!
stick to your comfort zone kiddo

She looks better with her clothes on.

Looks like Kinojima is back on the menu boys

First season is still the best, Intro is pure kino.
the show is literally just an excuse to have actors act their asses off.

This, I want to get into the lore for this game. We're starting fresh. No Metal Gear bs to ruin or be constricted by. Just a blank slate.

Gonna need an armpit shot before I decide

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Am I autistic if facescans of famous actors takes me out of the game? I'm fine with it in games like RE2 and DMC5 because those are models who aren't instantly recognizable, so they might as well be Dante and Leon to me. But when I see Mads in a video game, I just see him as Mads and get taken out of it and think it's a game.

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autism

>Andie Macdowell was 36 when she was born
reminder to impregnate your wife when she's young, so you don't have autist kids.

Do you think that Mads is a cannibal and serial killer as well?

>mom had me when she was 36
>i have assburgers
listen to this user, breed early

i don't want kids

Huge budget but all you get for it is an average animu plot that's convoluted as hell. Kek

based goose

You got the script or something buddy? Give us a look

I bet she's a squirmer and nail biter in bed too.