You see, I've come to understand the truth of the Death Stranding™®

>You see, I've come to understand the truth of the Death Stranding™®

For fuck's sake Kojima.
Why do boomers pretend this guy makes good games again??

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Because he literally made games in the Boomer Era

He made some good games.

you sweet naive lil zoom

>a single line is a turnoff to me

Kojima games aren't meant for you.

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>boomers
You've got it backwards. It's underage kids/zoomers who are Kojimadrones. Boomers can understand he's made great games in the past, but not literally everything he's made is good. Like MGSV, trash all around

>Truly we are Death Stranding starring Norman Reedus from The Walking Dead fame

Jesus Kojima. Really gotta namedrop in every game.

I want to sit on this man's face god

19 year old zoomer here and I can confirm that Kojima makes great video games. The first video game I remember playing was Metal Gear Solid 2 as a wee little lad at the age of 5 and it basically set the standard for me,

THEY'RE IN PURGATORY
THEY HAVE BEEN STRANDED IN DEATH

I don't understand how someone in their right mind makes an edgy anime tier game with photorealistic graphics and hollywood actors. The game would make way more sense with Killer 7 graphics or something.

Because he's literally better than 99% of game devs.

Namedrops are always kino

Because he made one of the best franchises in the gaming history? You wouldn't understand. Now shoo Zoomie, there's some streamer waiting for your monthly check.

From the producers of "Over The Hedge" and "Madagascar" we present, "MOVIE"

will death stranding break the 4th wall

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>Why do boomers pretend this guy makes good games again?
Us "boomer" remember what the action genre was like before Metal Gear Solid. Back when action games were pretty much sidescrollers and hack and slash.

STRANDING

So with the trailer do you guys think you have any better idea what its all about?

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It's not about anything. It's just a bunch stuck in purgatory experiencing wacky shit.

the brainlet cope

Agreed. People dislike MGS4, but atleast it was a complete game with a beginning and an end. I noticed it with peacewalker. That's a shit metal gear game. No one wants to admit it, but that was the beginning of the end.

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>what do you mean i can't afford to hire more TV actors?
>...
>well this VA is already here can he act?

most zoomers don't even know who kojima is

>this is your homo demon for the night, say something nice about him

MGSV was great until around halfway into Africa and the blandness of chapter 2. It was one of the most fun games of 2015, I'd say only Bloodborne beat it.

I've been playing MGS since the first one came out when I was 10 years old. V is my favourite game in the series.

Boomers played all his games and zoomers only played his worst one that's unfinished

So this game gonna be about the hedgehog's dilemma?