IF YOU DO DRUGS, YOU GO TO HELL BEFORE YOU DIE

>IF YOU DO DRUGS, YOU GO TO HELL BEFORE YOU DIE
what did mario mean by this ?

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Nintendo in full force to stay relevant.

when you get addicted your life becomes a living hell, pretty simple.

hes right

does hell exist in the mushroom kingdom universe?

Why does he call Bowser and Luigi gay?

Why is Miner Chad wearing a Mario hat?

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my life was a living hell before drugs. if it wasn't for drugs i would have killed myself years ago. labeling all drugs as bad is a dangerous absolute.

AND YOU GOTTA HEL

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Literally World 8

i guess it's different for each people, but for me after 5 years of Rehab i can admit life was hell back then

Deepest fucking lore

Then you are in for a big surprise user, drugs are a literal gateway to hell, been there, it changes you.

Depends what the hell you are talking about. Quite a difference between insulin and heroin.

...please.

Mario, you pizza shit!

MARIO IS LOOKING OUT FOR HIS PAESANOS
THANKS MARIO

SAYS THE DUDE THAT EAT SHROOMS ALL DAY LMAOOOOO

They went there in Super Paper Mario.

dude... i get it lol

Wait I thought it's hell you go to AFTER you die.

>IF YOU DO DRUGS, YOU GO TO HELL BEFORE YOU DIE
Holy shit that's heavy.
Are all mario games like this what have I been missing out on

the rpgs are

He means you visit hell, but you're not dead yet.

>LUIGI, THE JEWS DONT WANT YOU TO TAKE PICTURES INSIDE THE HALOCAUST MUSEUM, AINT THAT WIERD?
woah what did Toad mean by this, guys?

More than 5 times, you are addicted
More than 5 times, less than 99 times, you're fine
More than 99 times, you die

so, north america give up in "war against drugs"??
I remember arcade games (SNK mostly) with the logo "winners never use drugs" or something like that.