Okay Yea Forums, we've been placed in charge of writing the script for the Nintendo E3 Direct. We need to write it one word at a time.
HELLO
Okay Yea Forums, we've been placed in charge of writing the script for the Nintendo E3 Direct...
Hudson Jones
Henry Bailey
ERDRICK
Luis Flores
?
Jaxson Rogers
DAFFODIL
Jason Perez
BECAUSE
Julian Martin
I
Cameron Reyes
NINTENDOOOO
Christopher Brown
TRIPLE
Anthony Russell
FUTANARI
Joseph Cook
FRIENDS
Julian Turner
WITH
Gavin Murphy
EXCLUSIVE
Bentley Bennett
ACETAMINOPHEN
Bentley Garcia
RELEASING
Jaxon Nelson
YESTERDAY
Luis Hill
ON
Christian Nelson
ASS
Jackson Thomas
PIMPMOBILE
Justin Young
irregardless
Isaiah Long
ZELDA
Daniel Sullivan
SHITTY-PORT-MACHINE
Noah Carter
INSIDE
Ethan Gonzalez
GOOMBA
Isaiah Powell
TERRIFIC
Hudson Myers
IS
Josiah Walker
SHIT
Carson Moore
GIRLCOCK
Jackson Hill
MARIO'S
Angel Brown
FUCKING
Kevin Hall
ASS-TASTIC
Wyatt Ross
HIRE
Henry Bailey
BELLY BUTTON
Tyler Barnes
FUCKERS
Angel Reyes
LUIGI'S
Jason Sanders
mansion
Logan Brooks
FIRE
Colton Rogers
NIGGER'S
Carson Rodriguez
FINGER
Justin Foster
ALSO
Nathan Anderson
DIDDLER
Josiah Rodriguez
dwarven
Gabriel Cook
RAPE
Angel Ross
STEVE
Aaron Martinez
POOPOO
Tyler Hughes
DUNGEON
Aiden Kelly
UNINSPIRED
Samuel Butler
WILL
Jacob Nguyen
SHITTY-GAMES
Nicholas Walker
AWFUL-COMPANY
Leo Russell
SMASH
Jonathan Cox
KUMATORA
Nicholas Hughes
Its easy to find the snoy when its angry
Bentley Cox
GET
Jayden Nelson
PRE-ORDER AND GET
Brayden Flores
nincels seething as always
never change kiddos
Daniel Wright
TOM NOOK
Jeremiah Torres
EPIC
David Diaz
Thank you all for watching.
Before we go, we have one last thing to announce.
Wyatt Fisher
BIG MARING
2020
John Barnes
GRAND DAD
Juan Baker
EXCLUSIVELY
Christopher Stewart
NIGGER
Benjamin Myers
Ampharos!
Dominic Moore
RAPE
Luis Wilson
SONY
Gabriel Long
FAZBEAR
Wyatt Gutierrez
Pretty sure it's the brainlet hyphens
Daniel Nguyen
DUBS
Zachary Sanders
HIRE
Nathan Flores
ME
Nolan Taylor
ME
Adam Adams
PEWDIEPIE
Daniel Ramirez
IS
Brayden Nguyen
A
Sebastian Collins
NAZI
Jaxson Ortiz
SMELLY
Adam Myers
NIGGER
Brody Gray
MOTHER
John Powell
FUCKER
Sebastian Cruz
DEATH
Camden White
EARTHBOUND
Ryder Collins
SUCKS
Easton Gutierrez
ASS
Nathan Rivera
HIRE
Julian Thomas
Cunny
Dominic Rogers
HE
Aiden Martinez
HAS
Nathaniel Brown
NO
Gabriel Howard
BIG
Oliver Harris
CHUNGUS
Jose Johnson
HE
Jonathan Ramirez
RAPES
Ian Reyes
HAS
Sebastian Sanders
SQUIDS
Gavin Brown
THIS
Sebastian Gray
PINGAS
Angel White
CHINA
Michael Smith
BING
Henry Gutierrez
BING
Christian Martinez
WAHOO
Matthew Ortiz
ALABAMA
Asher Robinson
INCEST
Samuel Rogers
FURRIES
Brandon Long
RULES
Cameron Russell
PEOPLE
Tyler Myers
sneed
Benjamin Baker
FEED
Jose Young
and
Brandon James
&
Ayden Butler
SLAVERY
Matthew Edwards
and uhhhh
Adam Rivera
RAPING
Jason Hill
LITTLE
Owen Hill
Banjofags
Gabriel Johnson
GIRLS
Zachary Lewis
PEACHY
Asher Long
YEET
Carter Peterson
CALL
David Bennett
Y'see Seff
Jaxon Reed
POKEMON
Logan Sanders
GOTTA
Evan Young
FUCK
James Parker
THEM
Christopher Green
FEATURING
Dominic Morales
NIGGERS
Oliver Rodriguez
LOUIS.
Charles Martinez
PICKLE
Adam Anderson
RICK
Connor Stewart
HELLO ERDRICK?
DAFFODIL BECAUSE I NINTENDOOOO TRIPLE FUTANARI FRIENDS WITH EXCLUSIVE ACETAMINOPHENM RELEASING YESTERDAY ON ASS PIMPMOBILE irregardless ZELDA INSIDE GOOMBA TERRIFIC IS SHIT GIRLCOCK MARIO'S FUCKING ASS-TASTIC HIRE BELLY BUTTON FUCKERS LUIGI'S mansion FIRE NIGGER'S FINGER ALSO DIDDLER dwarven RAPE STEVE POOPOO DUNGEON UNINSPIRED WILL SMASH KUMATORA GET EPIC EXCLUSIVELY NIGGER Ampharos!
RAPE SONY FAZBEAR DUBS HIRE ME ME PEWDIEPIE IS A NAZI SMELLY NIGGER MOTHER FUCKER DEATH EARTHBOUND SUCKS ASS HIRE Cunny HE HAS NO BIG CHUNGUS HE RAPES HAS SQUIDS THIS PINGAS CHINA BING BING WAHOO ALABAMA INCEST FURRIESRULES PEOPLE sneed FEED and & SLAVERY RAPING LITTLE Banjofags GIRLS PEACHY YEET CALL POKEMON GOTTA FUCK THEM FEATURING NIGGERS LOUIS.
PICLE
Brody Cooper
Hello Erdrick?
Daffodil, because I NINTENDOOOO! Triple futanari friends with exclusive acetaminophenm, releasing yesterday on Ass Pimpmobile. Irregardless, Zelda inside Goomba Terrific is shit.
Girlcock Mario's fucking ass-tastic! Hire belly button fuckers. Luigi's Mansion fire nigger's finger, also diddler dwarven Rape Steve. Poopoo Dungeon Uninspired will smash Kumatora. Get epic exclusively nigger Ampharos!
Rape Sony Fazbear. DUBS, HIRE ME ME. PewDiePie is a nazy, smelly, nigger mother fucker. DEATH! Earthbound sucks ass. Hire Cunny, he has no big chungus. He rapes. Has squids this PINGAS, China?
BING BING WAHOO! ALABAMA INCEST! Furriesrules people. Sneed Feed and, &... slavery. Raping little Banjofags girls, peachy. YEET, call Pokémon, gotta fuck them! Featuring niggers Louis.
PICKLE RICK.
Jace Nguyen
>Earthbound sucks ass, hire cunny.
Lost there