24 HOUR ABSOLUTE NON STOP KOJIMA HYPE TRAIN THREAD
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DEATH STRANDING LIVE - MIKKELSEN EDITION
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POST BIG TITTY ANIME GIRLS
...
first because I love Kojima and his games are good
first for cunny
5 and the ruse is real
COUNT THE FINGERS
Kojima is a hack. Check this 3
Whats new since yesterday?
If 5 Kojima is a master troll and (You) are his bitch.
6 = kojima is a hack
FEED AND SEEDERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
EVERY SNEEDCHAD WILL RECIEVE A REPLY
NO WE AINT AFRAID TO SHOW OUR SCORE
EVERY SNEEDCHAD WILL RECIEVE A REPLY
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H A N D S
Mods are fags. Let us have our sticky.
9 i am a hack
A
5 and everyone at Sony dies of cancer
their families included
>WE NEED TO COUNT THE FINGERS
>WE NEED TO COUNT THE FINGERS
>WE NEED TO COUNT THE FINGERS
>WE NEED TO COUNT THE FINGERS
fuck that post ass
HE KNOWS
Kojimbo is a genius and whoever disagrees is just jealous.
Yesterday was a smaller scene of Norman with image flashes and far less hands
This!
>This
This
This!
>This
This
This!
>This
This
BASED
if 5 then kojima
Shut up, skellie
anyone want to play MGO on steam with me?
Formerly not in the house
Fuck that, post lewd gifs.
The trailer isn't even close to being live yet retard, there's no point.
Christ you sonyfags are dense.
You retards, there's also a stream on
if 4 then everyone in this thread dies soon
hi guys~
If every number besides zero Kojima exists.
Sup y`all it`s me it`s ya boi Asmongold!
>losing viewers
Whelp, should have showed it 40 minutes ago.
dyel
Why is the screen smuged out?
do it
okay
If 1, death stranding will not come on pc
You count them and tell me what it means.
if 2 then Kojima is a hack, and Tomokazu Fukushima was the true genius behind Metal Gear Solid
6 = Kojima is a genius
bros...
Peak performance. Thanks user, you inspired this skeleton to intensify my workouts.
Based Kojimabros
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Hey guys I'm just going to leave this here for a sec, watch it for me please
If 5 then everyone must post sneed
...user? Who is Kojima?
NIGGER
based
very nice
Pls try again
I don't think it's linked to viewer count- the hands just appear and disappear at arbitrary, pre-arranged times. The trailer will start 24h after the stream began.
enriched melanin individual
if 5 ill go to bed
Jojos
based okitachad
A
Shut up nigger 7 and I am the nigger
Why can't traps be this cute IRL
BLACK
god damn monkey nigger
ok
haven't watched since last night. has more of the screen been being slowly revealed? looks like about half of it is visable now
E B A
E B A
E B A
nigger
E B A
if 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 everyone in this thread die in a terrible accident
benis
why is there no sticky
A FUCKING DLC CHARACTER IN AN AUTISM PLATFORM FIGHTER GOT A STICKY, MODS
fucking biased cunts
5 = everyone in this thread is a cool dude & kojima is a hack
POST IT ANYWAY
THE WORLD MUST KNOW
SNEED'S FEED AND SEED USED TO BE CHUCK'S FUCK AND SUCK
rate
OH FUCK SORRY user
How fucking long do we have to wait
it is linked to viewer count, I've been watching since 8k viewers. It changes whenever the views hit certain milestones.
>the real Death Stranding is all the friends we made along the way
Lea's character reminds me of meryl
okay, trying again, give us the 5
Will you help "her" out, Yea Forums?
>its playing the MGS2 sneak sound
>you can hear a muffled helicopter twirl
>you can hear a muffled kiefer screaming
STICK NOW WE'RE CLOSE
The more viewers there are, the more of the screen is revealed. Not joking.
oops....
This thread is so damn fast wtf
Were we Kojima all along?
Isnt the stream about the comunity stitching the trailer with the hands on all diferent positions the point of it?
if 3 i win
stupid bitch doesn't even know how to eat a banana
FUCKOJUMBO
You're focusing on a minor issue. The real issue is the gameplay, specifically the combat, and the setting. It's gonna be fucking dogshit, know why? Because it's trying to be like John Wick western garbage. I hate John Wick. I hate how John Wick looks. I hate how he fights. I hate his movies. I hate how normies jerk off over that trash. Oh the cinematrography is so amazing! Oh the fight scenes are superb! Oh it's soooooooooo stylish! Fuck off, no it isn't. It's boring drab realism taking place at night in fucking nightclubs and dark city streets. It's not uniquely interesting to look at at all, it's basically Death Stranding without the Death or the Stranding, or vampire the masquerade without the vampire or a masquerade. Just some dude killing people in a fucking night club and city streets, but oh, oh, they wear suits! They wear suits, and barely say a word, and try to look badass and cool, and omg the club has red lights, and red lights, and orange lights, oh man, so stylish so stylish put that dickin my mouth joe, get it all in there, get it ALLLL IN THERE!
Kojima's GPU is dying
disgusting
NO. BAD user.
WHERE IS RYAN GOSLING
CUTE
god, i want to have sex, bros
if 4 then kojima
What?
If 3 nothing will happen
GIB ME MY STICKY NIN10DRONE MODS
very wifeable
If 4 then Kojima is a hack and Death Stranding is MGS6 but also Silent Hills at the same time
Help with what?
VAPORWARE
if my post end in 4, your mom dies in her sleep tonight
wtf is that because it sure as shit isnt chocolate milk
if 5 (You)
THIS SHIT INK STILL WILL BE THERE IN 12 HOURS AHAHHAHAH.
who is this cumcubus
got you
what
Also no it's not based on viewers, otherwise it wouldn't be jumping back and forth between the last "tier" and this one. We had this many hands when it was 60k viewers 3 hours ago.
N-NANI?
POST MORE IORI
based
This is a sony exclusive. Only Nintendo shit gets stickies.
No he's not
This is a LGBT thread. Anyone who posts or has already posted here is LGBT.
Kojima keeps retweeting shit to build hype, maybe there needs to be enough viewers
literally yellow and blue walking simulator
Watch these dubs and realise Death Stranding will be GOTY
I can't take anymore bros
Guys???
So do we have a time or anything?
If post number starts with 4 then everyone in this thread will get a big tiddy goth gf by next year
Let's hope he won't notice.
>MORE HANDS TAKEN AWAY
He can't keep getting away with this!
quads and this game will suck ass
>wake up
>didn't hear alarm
>20 min left
almost wouldn't have made it
Based
Kojima is currently in another dimension so he technically doesn't exist in ours
ONE JOB
What is this? 2005?
Nice
Back to >>trash tranny
Really disgusting.
more
thank you
Why are we here? Who's Kojima? What's a Kojima?
WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT LADS
Thank you
you gotta hand it to Kojima though.. he knows how to troll his minions. Its like we're in a cult now, waiting for a god to reveal his secrets.
based cat
Oh thanks man, wait FUCK OH NO
If 8 Death Stranding is actualy MGS6
if 1 im number 1 and yall suck lol
are these just the designated off-topic threads?
Where's the sticky?
Cool, check this 3
if 5 kojima's death stranding will be GOTY
Silent Hills
gime me a redhead plz
it's all a ruse isn't it
Rawling
I can wait
Rolling, need a waifu
finally
well here you go user
How the fuck is your reply on top of my post?
Just to suffer?
IT'S HAPPENING
rolllllling
thank you user
shut up faggot.
Ummm no sweetie. It's LGBTQIA+ you ignorant grandpa. What a bigot
thank you based kot
NANI
Rollin'
thank you :)
papa bless
i'll do it when the trailer drops (assuming it drops in 15 minutes)
if 7 the game is mgs5: death stranding
If anything but a 2 I get a cute gf.
WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT BROS
Cuddles
YES
I love
K O N A M I
O
N
A
M
I
careful what you wish for
Thank god this thread is moving so fast, otherwise people would find out I live in FL and I've never had a dick in my ass (but seriously want to)
rolling
check my 4
LOOP IS CHANGING
>he thinks he's actually going to see anything in the next 4 hours
I see you're an optimist
fug
based
work the balls
Here we go.
cute AND funny
...
I SAID MORE user
Remember that traps are gay
WHERE IS CARAMEL
A femanon from back when Yea Forums was packed with emo girls.
Oh boy more pseudo intellectual garbage. The same morons who like this also decry "movie" video games
>when you have to spam your thread with gets because there's nothing to talk about
and just wait for the trailer to be literally zero gameplay again
god kojidrones deserve the rope
Blessed post
YOU GET A GOTH
YOU GET A GOTH
YOU GET A GOTH.
are you a faggot or a cum bucket?
God bless you
Wait until after the trailer drops
1 hour left
THE HANDS DECREASED
WE END GAME NOW
phone number?
Guy or girl? Be honest, I fuck both
Well?
aw hell yes
What's FL?
Check mine as well
rollangu
Hero!
based twinkposter
the audio got messed up.
Gods be good to you user
rollerino
Is that a fucking plastic bottle?
i'm not lying i said i'll do it soon
hey thanks user
oh god please
ALLAH AKBAR
THANK YOU BASED user
>TOMORROW IS IN YOUR HANDS
>tomorrow is Father's Day
>SINS OF THE FATHER
nice dick no homo
if 5 game will come to PC.
ITS GETTING SMALLER
Fucking finally
you are a beautiful soul user
nice
Finally
If 9, trailer will be revealed in 15 minutes
In your butthole where I left it last night haha
I'LL PISS ON YOUR WIFE YOU FAT EGG FUCK
It starting?
Don't fucking scare me like that
How long ago did it start?
thanks cat poster
FUCK YOU EGGMAN
like your dick LMAO
>there's a character that is straight up just skullface
Wow such an awesome character we needed to revisit the concept twice
Yikes this thread is even worse than twitch chat
i will kill him with my bare hands
Olivia Hye plz
Ty based user
The hands almost filled the screen anons!
I miss scene girls. Or I miss the idea of them, anyway.
Is it just me or is the audio fucked up now
>Yea Forums will never have lots of cute but socially autistic loser girls ever again
Well that's fucking depressing
stop fucking up our chances
thank you user...
Is this a BR game?
No the fuck it isn't
>see this
>look up her current status
Oh fuck. Do not click.
SHRONKING
A-user pls :(
I have never been so thankful for returning to Yea Forums
watching the stream right now feels like watching the latest cinema camrip
Thanks user
holy based
i wish
Just be mindful of your teeth
well damn I would take anything at this point
is this gameplay
>co-op shit
The edges of the goo keep disappearing and coming back.
fag
HOLY
Thanks
missed by 1 = timed exclusive
my dad died yesterday dont scare me like that
GUYS THERE'S A FOG AT THE MIDDLE OF THE SCREEN. WE NEED TO REACH THAT ROPE TOGETHER.
PLEASE
It feels like the audio and visuals are fluctuating in quality? Maybe it's being manipulated live or something?
Cute but socially autistic loser girls are a dime a dozen here. They just won't post their pictures now.
gottem
What the fucks up with those legs
thank you based user
No, it's comeing out on ps4
I dunno but something tells me goth girls don't smell very nice.
SPOOKY
SCARY
SKELETONS
It still does.
10 minutes
Damn user, thanks.
GET A LOAD OF THIS
p-pretty gay, bro
L!
discuss the fucking game or i will delete this thread
well spotted sherlock
epic store exclusive too fuck
god i fucking wish
So is his playerbase.
so how long until the trailer goes live?
I swear, a quarter of that games budget went into her ass. Thank god.
what the fuck
IS THAT THE MOTHERFUCKING WWI???
Wow from what I can see on the stream, it looks like there will be ways to interact with this movie!
2 hours
ONE
IT MIGHT BE REAL
>IT MIGHT BE REAL
IT MIGHT BE REAL
>IT MIGHT BE REAL
IT MIGHT BE REAL
>IT MIGHT BE REAL
IT MIGHT BE REAL
>IT MIGHT BE REAL
IT MIGHT BE REAL
>IT MIGHT BE REAL
IT MIGHT BE REAL
>IT MIGHT BE REAL
IT MIGHT BE REAL
>IT MIGHT BE REAL
WW1 CONFIRMED
FIRST PERSON CONFIRMED
DEL TACO CONFIRMED
Thanks, thank you
I've only just got home, how long has it been showing gameplay behind handprints?
I wouldnt mind one, so long as shes one of those introverted goths
OH FUCK
Praise fucking be.
WW2 confirmed
I'm so frickin HOYPE
NEW STUFF APPEARED
ITS STARTING
10 MINUTES
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thank you based cat
Kosovo je Srbija
HAPPENING
What the fuck is the point of this when we get to see almost everything due to the hands only obscuring a tiny part?
Thx senpai love u
Last two numbers of my post are the metacritic score for DS
Yeah, but imagine the milkies.
HAPPENING
NEW LOOP FAGGOTS
THE BLACK GOO IS ALMOST GONE
THERE'S LITERALLY FUCKING TANKS AND SHIT
IT'S HAPPENING
THE GOO IS GONE BROS
RIP PEEP
aaaaaaAsaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A
AA
A
AA
A
TIS HAPPENING RIGHT NOWL
N OW
>NOW
NOW
>NOW
NOW
>NOW
IT'S UP
And here we go
IF 7 ANIME BECOMES REAL
IT'S STARTED
>IT'S STARTED
IT'S STARTED
>IT'S STARTED
IT'S STARTED
>IT'S STARTED
IT'S STARTED
>IT'S STARTED
IT'S STARTED
>IT'S STARTED
IT'S STARTED
>IT'S STARTED
IT BEGISN
HAPPENING HAPPENING
ITS STARTING
OH SHIT WE'RE LIVE
HABBENING
you better not be lying buddy
IT'S HAPPENING!
Zoom
Zoom
HAPPENING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAPPENING
That sexually diseased looking mutt is not cute.
oh oh oh oh guys guys guys
HAPPENING
I WAS HERE
I AM HERE WHILE IT HAPPENS
HELLO MADS
IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HERE
WAS THAT FUCKING NICHOLAS WINDING REFN?
HOLY SHIETTT!!!
ITS HAPPENING
based. thank you.
I don't want pictures, that cheapens it. I just want a cute Tomoko girl to talk to.
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
H(LY FUCK IOTS HJAPPENIONG
What time.is it.supposed to be?
wherever there are people to give them attention, girls will be there
HERE WE GO
MAKE AMERICA WHOLE AGAIN
BABY TIME
1) place your tongue above your lower teeth to make it slide in easily, this is especially needed if he decides to facefuck/deepthroat you
2) Make sure to lick every part of his cock, don't go for it and put it all into your mouth right away, lick the shaft, tip, balls. Put some variance into it, use your hands and glide your tongue between his foreskin
3) Eye contact! Always make sure to hold eye contact with the person your pleasing like a good slut.
4) You can apply press down your thumb and apply some pressure to it to prevent your gag reflex, especially good to know for deepthroating
5) It is often easy to tell when your partner is about to cum! He will tremble and moan, you will often taste a bit of precum and you will surely feel the throbbing of his cock inside your mouth. When that happens brace yourself and try to move your tongue close to the tip so the cum isn't shooting straight toward your throat and make you gag/spit it out, but instead will have it fill your entire mouth!
6) Always make sure to open wide and show off the huge load inside your mouth! You might even keep on sucking with the cum still inside, this way you'll glaze his cock with a mixture of cum and saliva, often it will become quite bubbly and more white and it's very tasty to look at and lick clean!
7) You can extend his spurts by slowing down a bit during his orgasm, but then keep up the pace once you notice he settels down. Also, keeping it up and licking him all over after he came will make him very sensetive and tremble all over. If you do it right he might even cum a second time! Make sure to lick it all up like a good slut
CANT HEAR SHIT
ITS HAPPENING
Snoy niggers out in full force today
if 4 then they're big ass goth bfs instead
They were fucking great, user. Flavor of the era.
YES, YES, YES.
CAN'T HEAR SHIT
HOLY FUCKING KINO
thank
>female president
Yikes
this isn't silent hills
PRESIDENT OF JACK SHIT
HAPPENING
KOJIMBOOOOOO
LADDERS CONFIRMED HOLY SHIT
nice music, faggot
A FUKCING LADDER
OH NONONONO LADDER SIMULATOR
WOW ITS ABOUT DRUMPFS FUTURE AMERICA AND POLITICS FFS
EDGE NUT CITY
BOTW GOT FUCKING BTFO
I'm more of a Lilith guy than Morrigan
This game will be shit
la goblina...
A FUCKING LADDER
Yea Forums: Who cares about Hackjima
Also Yea Forums: *blasts through at least 2 kojima threads simultaneously to bump limit within 20 minutes*
HOMO DEMONS
Holy shit
HAHAHAHAHAHA
LADDERS CONFIRMED
You have the taste of a LIAR
Where's the gameplay though Kojima, you promised us a game.
>homo demons
If this post ends in 5, PC niggers will finally accept they will never ever get death stranding.
lick lick
PUNCHING CONFIRMED
OH NONONONONONONONNONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
OH SHIT, WE'RE YAKUZA GAMES NOW
GAMEPLAY
>homodemons
ITS METAL GEAR 2.0
APOLOGIZE
15 FPS gameplay AHAHAHAHAH
NEW LIVE THREAD
THIS ONE'S GONNA EXPLODE
Post more from the mini-cutie
I'm so glad I own a PS4 bros.
>Imagine being an xboner right now
OH NONONONONONO
It turns out the real Kojima were the friends we made along the way...
TRASH AI LOOOOOL THEY ALL FIGHT 1 ON 1
>using spears
This is finally my year bros
Did they had sex?
I'm pc.
Official Taiwan Playstation account accidentally announced Death Stranding's release date as November 8th, 2019. They have since deleted the post.
NEW BREAD
SHOOTAN CONFIRMED
WAS THAT MOTHERFUCKING REFN?
>world war I
HOLY SHIT
WW2 WTF
reddit.com
8/11 is the release date according to this leak
MAMAAAA
AHHHHH WAS THAT THE BERSERK MARK
>DIE-HARDMAN
>rebuilding america
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
what the fuck is it
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
man i still have no idea what the fucks going on
>NOVEMBER 8
OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Holy FUCKING based!
>heart of darkness reference
NOVEMBER 8TH
>die-hardman
Kojima does it again
I still don't know what the game is about. HELP
DID YOU RIKE IT?
EVEN THE MOON
EVEN THE MOON
EVEN THE MOON
EVEN THE MOON
EVEN THE MOON
Visually it reminds me of those Unreal Engine 4 demos from CryzenX
>DIE-HARD MAN
>NOVEMBER 8
BOJANGLES YOU MADLAD
HOLY SHIT
I WANT TO FUCK MAMA
NOVEMBER 8 MOTHERFUCKERS
GOAT
GOAT
GOAT
GOAT
GOAT
already preordered
>that heart bubble
Aw, cute.
even the moon?
NEW BREAD
10/10, didn't understand a fucking thing. When can I pre-order?
KOJIMA KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
society
whoa bros.......i guess greatness truly does await.......
>trailer was so good the thread went quiet
Too many celebrities, this isn't a movie. The faces are too realistic looking, at this point you might as well just film cutscenes live
actually just make it a fucking movie, this isn't a videogame
Punching shooting hiking exploring driving
>no "Only on Playstation" on the cover
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
fuck i missed it
the trailer finished my dad came into the room
i just said
kino
B R A V O
R
A
V
O
GOTY confirmed
WOW. The madman did it.
But I have a small titty goth waifu already user
WHAT THE FUCK
Came here to post this.
bucking fased
GOTY
O
T
Y
Pin the fucking thread
>MOMMY
>DIE-HARDMAN
Man, what a terrible quality stream. First they forgot to turn off the ambient noise from the loop video, and then audio was too quiet. Waiting for proper trailer upload.
What
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT LOOKS GOOD
REAL MGS VIBES
was the stream messing up, the trailer felt all over the place.
kojima can edit trailer better then this usually or it was the stream?
i want nau :DDD
fuck off faggot
oh boi here we goooooo