24 HOUR ABSOLUTE NON STOP KOJIMA HYPE TRAIN THREAD
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>no pc
did you rike it?
first
first for kojima is a hack
More like Fags Stranding lmao.
walking sim
PREASE UNDERSTANDO WE NEED TO TEASE GAMEPLAY FOR THE GAME WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT FOR YEARS INSTEAD OF JUST SHOWING IT
mission failed fags, the black goo came back
Satania will step on you, but only if you reply
"FUCK YOU HACKJIMA"
What is the thing with the fucking goo, how long has the stream been live?
no
MODS STICKY NOW. THIS IS BIG.
Did someone mention hands?
how do i cross post?
>kojima is a westaboo
>most of the marketing is from the west
>showing off new trailers only at western events
>sucking off western actors
>OMG HE'LL RELEASE THE TRAILER WHEN IT'S MIDNIGHT IN JAPAN
retards
captcha: bridges
i wish i was japanese and could work for kojima-sama
Wow, Kojima is just so deep with his constant hack job and ambiguity. So deep...
How do you fags eat this shit up?
Kiefer is confirmed, but now Hayter too
pasta
it's literally been three fucking years since the first trailer lmao
FUCK YOU HACKJIMA
HANDS ARE COMING BACK
>HANDS ARE COMING BACK
HANDS ARE COMING BACK
>HANDS ARE COMING BACK
HANDS ARE COMING BACK
>HANDS ARE COMING BACK
HANDS ARE COMING BACK
>HANDS ARE COMING BACK
HANDS ARE COMING BACK
>HANDS ARE COMING BACK
HANDS ARE COMING BACK
>HANDS ARE COMING BACK
HANDS ARE COMING BACK
>viewcount dropped 10k because people realized it isn't gonna show until 200k tune in
poor hideo
at least 20 hours
Based
Is it 1 more hour for REAL or are you fuckers memeing again I swear!
FUCK YOU HACKJIMA
who is she please I need to coom
I miss you Fukushima
3 years is a pretty short time for a AAA game user
I recognize that music.
youtu.be
What are you talking about?
The viewers went down and yet more hands appeared.
The hands are not tied to viewership.
>wanting to get stepped on by satania
>being an itoddler
ahaha
LMAO WHERE ARE ALL THE IDIOTS THAT BELIEVE THIS IS A WALKING SIM
BTFO
45 minutes faggots
Also release date November 2019
In the past 20 hours, has the amount of hands fluctuated as much as it does now?
...
OH NO NO NO NO
HAHAHHAHA
ITODDLERS BTFO AGAIN
If 6 I will eat my own cat
>Not even 100k people are interested in this game
FLOP CONFIRMED
How many fucking minutes until this hack show the damn gameplay? I hate this 'ohh so artistic' hand faggotry shit of his
>it still hasn't started
Claim your waifu while we wait for this thing to start, Yea Forums
since last night, almost 24 hours
the reveal is at 24 total hours
3 to go
...
>it has combat
>B-B-BUT ITS A WALKING SIMULATOR REEEEEEEEEEEEE
fucking retards
Has nobody considered it'll drop at exactly 24 hours?
Just throw a buck of actors and normies will buy it
I did this and nothing happened you faggot
>show off the entire trailer with a bit of ink on it before full reveal
Literally MGS5. Can't wait to see the credits before every major event
>STARRING NORMAN FEETUS AND KOJIMBO'S FAVORITE ACTORS MADS
You are going to hate it anyway, so leave.
Kojima is a hack, check this 5
>Modern Kojima
>Capable of making a AAA game
good fucking joke
ACTUAL GAMEPLAY
>ACTUAL GAMEPLAY
ACTUAL GAMEPLAY
>ACTUAL GAMEPLAY
ACTUAL GAMEPLAY
>ACTUAL GAMEPLAY
ACTUAL GAMEPLAY
>ACTUAL GAMEPLAY
HURRY THE FUCK UP SOAP
aww fuck this, I got more shit to do
BASED
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CROSS BOARDER
>no sticky for kojimbo
>smash got one even who a literally who dlc character
no bias at all
combat looks like another souls-like lmao
lol
WHERE'S MY STOCKING BROS AT?
Right after you check my 5
WHY IS THE AMOUNT OF GOO GOING UP WHEN THE VIEWER COUNT GOES UP?
So apparently the strand beings/shadows/whatever are unavoidable?
Because in all trailers Sam ends up being pulled by them.
It looks like the ink or whatever is making the shape of a heart, does that mean anything?
Check this 7
Sick Moped
It might, there's no reason to assume it would drop exactly at midnight in Japan.
FUUUUUUUCK
I'M GOING TO BED
I know but I still want to know how much garbage this game is gonna be
>I-IT'S A WALKING SIM
>I-ITS VAPORWARE
Face it, you decided you were going to hate it when it was revealed.
Fortunately, Yea Forumseddit lost all the influence it had on the industry.
The trailer is clear as day... doesn't look too interesting still.
kojima dodged the pc question so it's a timed exclusive
I’m gonna be so mad if true
Based /g/ poster
People that went to watch the trailer at the promised hour are leaving.
Fuck, no one will see this trailer today!
based and stockingpilled
I think you misunderstand how this works
FUCK YOU HACKJIMA
its time based
oh boy
nah for realsies this time
i promise
Check this 4
GUYS I JUST LOOKED AT THE BLACK HOLE THAT WAS DISCOVERED A MONTH AGO I FOUND A PART OF DEATH STRANDING INSIDE OF IT. APPARENTLY IT WAS BEING DEVELOPED IN... 92?
I love my wife stocking so much!
BROS SERIOUSLY WTF IS GOING ON LOOK OUT YOUR WINDOW, TURN ON THE NEWS I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE IT
Reply to this post or you're straight.
Die
Smash is a videogame.
>100k watching nothing
Impressive
Ivana Hyde.
TRAILER FUCKING WHEN?
TRAILER FUCKING WHEN?
TRAILER FUCKING WHEN?
Stocking a shit make way for the queen
Is this a Saiyuki doujin?
Based Po-Ju
>463928318
lol
no homo tho
Should I watch this or play video games?
u wot m8
this is about the shittiest way to release a trailer, bravo kochimbo!
SPEED SKELETON
ok check these
One of the guys talking to Sam sounds just like fucking Kiefer Sutherland
nice, source?
mommy
This 3 CONFIRMS kojima is forever a hack
>tfw we finally got an OVA but it was by Queen Bee
>nice gold faggot
how long has this stream been going on?
GAME WILL BE SHIT IF 9
I don't want her to step on me, I'm not some disgusting masochist
The trailer reveal isn't even live yet, this shit has been going on for hours you dumb faggot.
Each time the hands change we get a slightly different view of the footage. What if we have to combine all of these views with editing to reveal the full uncovered footage ourselves?
Maybe the stream will just end when the final handprint combination to complete the footage has appeared.
Where is the fucking sticky
Fuck you, Yea Forumsintendogaf
God, Playstation never really gives you enough incentive to preorder.
DUDE BE GOLD SO YOU STICK OUT LIKE A SORE FUCKING THUMB LMAO
>view count going down
well done, kojumbo
I love Nagatoro!
5
why does he wear the mask!?
tell me about bane
Isn't Hayter busy with Netflix?
TELL ME ABOUT BANE
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK
KOJIMA PLS
It's no doubt within the hour
one eru chitanda please
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT BANE
WHY DOES HE STICKY SMASH THREADS
A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED MOD
>sticky for movies made by a hack
I've licked a dude's butt before and had him penetrate my anus with his fingers
nice
it's all another ruse
MGSV chapter 3: ladder stealth operations
kek
someone click on this, I'm too afraid
Tell me about Bane! Why does he wears the mask?
1 more hour guys i promise
If I take that mask off, will he die?
People are leaving the stream, lmao.
HACK AND SLASH
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK user?
What's the name of the "epic" song playing on the stream i know i heard it somewhere before....
>for MGSV, Kojima showed off the entire game in the trailer before it came out
>for Death Stranding, Kojima showed off the entire trailer in the preview stream before it came out
always pushing the envelope that Kojima
What do
>viewers steadily dropping
you got to 100k, it ain't getting better that this basedny
I said neither of those things, I said that Kojima isn't capable of making good videogames anymore which is a proven fact, all he knows is how to waste publisher money and write borderline retarded scripts with hollywood actors
KEK WHAT A BITCH
dead
MOOOM THE GOO'S GOING AWAY AGAIN
S-supeedo sukeretonu ka?
HOLY FUCK HERE WE GO LADS
The thread is going so fast that nobody will know I just farted.
>100k viewers
>No sticky
NintendoGAF
ok, im gonna go get some ice cream. dont start it yet kojima-san :')
wtf you slimy Kraut
Apocalyptica - Path
Leads to a 404. Means either something was deleted or never existed at all.
check this 7
20 hours and 50 minutes
Eat her pusi.
get a good whiff
>Sony shoots themselves in the foot with terrible marketing again
Wow! Who could’ve thunk it???
Why the fuck are they doing this? They have an arsenal of games they simply don’t want to talk about. And now, the PRIME FUCKING TIME to show something DS related since Sony won’t be at E3, and they pull this garbage. Is the hands correlated with the viewers? Who knows! Who cares! Show a fucking game. I’m all for games with artistic message and all that bullshit but I can’t understand it unless you fucking show me.
And I do fully believe this is SONY’s fault. They’re doing the same thing to TLOU2 and all their other games.
Game looks fucking amazing, you struggle to make it through environment not like other open world games where you just mount shit and run around, there is fighting hand to hand and guns, a super cool bike that you lose at some point.
This is it bros
Hey, fuck off Randy.
Elite knight armor is my true and only waifu.
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN
its just one dude trying to bait with fake links, dont click them
THE TRAILER ISN'T EVEN LIVE, THIS GOOPY HAND BULLSHIT HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR DAYS.
Fucking sonyfags are absolute retards.
Thanks
nigger
>waste publisher money
How?
His games always make a fine profit.
And no, Yea Forums crying doesn't make a game sell less.
Just like how Yea Forums praises GZ and shits on MGSV, despite the fact that everyone else thinks of GZ as a scam and a paid demo.
fuck you nigger
nigger
envision the aroma
ask where her cock is and walk away
S A S U G A K O J I M A - S A N
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>twitter.com
THEY FUCKED UP
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
die a violent death
>Kojumbo
PLANNED?
IT'S TIME TO
D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL
Holy shit spoiler this you fuck.
Get rekt
Good, preordering is cancer
Nobody:
Literally no-one:
Yea Forums people: NintendoGAF
You got all that from 2 minutes of OBSCURED gameplay footage? Bullshit. There’s gonna be a lot of empty points I bet, but that’s fine, I like exploring comfy environments because I live in an urban shithole. I’m just mad because I WANNA SEE IT.
uh
are there gonna be armpits or feet in the game tho
HOLY SHIT LMAO
le reddit meme :D
I think I heard some dialogue now
incredibly based
That thread was a fucking disaster
There is no death stranding trailer because
IT
IS
NOT
THERE
WE'RE CLOSE
>WE'RE CLOSE
WE'RE CLOSE
>WE'RE CLOSE
WE'RE CLOSE
>WE'RE CLOSE
WE'RE CLOSE
>WE'RE CLOSE
WE'RE CLOSE
>WE'RE CLOSE
WE'RE CLOSE
Touch.
KOJIMA BTFO
SILENT HILL IS BACK
Just got here.
Footage seems to loop from the forest shootout back to the baby. Can't tell if the handprints are showing more of the video or not.
Also caught a "song name" in the bottom left, most likely another trailer that is cut in with this other audio on top.
You have to go back
make me a sandwich?
did she pass out?
null pls
go be a feeder somewhere else
this game will be a 10
I want to get off this ride, Mr. Bones
hello
getting bored of this crap, next time it moves if its not for revealing the full whatever i'm out
KWAB
noah
lol is she ok?
thank you captain obvious this trailer loop has been playing for hours already
fuck off randy
Shut up nigger
>You can finally try playing the great genius Kojumbo. Everyone knows Kojumbo genius
This sounds like something grug wrote
?
Now this is based
You know this is was Kojima's idea, don't fucking joke yourself
fucking hands
no she tripped on a banana
juicy
Why did you just my name user
Epic twitter meme of guaranteed replies
The more viewers, the more hands reveal footage.
WE NEED ALL HANDS ON DECK. STICKY. THE FUTURE IS IN OUR HANDS.
>5k people already left the stream
kojima, the fuck are you doing?
#fuckKojima
getting there bros
It seems like MGS V but you fight oil monsters instead of humans
erica!
>just got here
eat me
>same user has made people absolutely seethe 3x now
good job
When does the anouncament starts? is a mess stained whit goo and hands
Probably a vasovagal response. My one friend passed the fuck out like that when he got his flu shot.
Haruhi is shit
naice
motherfucker
It got deleted, what was in it?
Based and Great tastepilled
No matter how this turn out lets be honest this was genius
Motorcycle confirmed
a ps4 exclusive movie game? wow cant wait to see my favorite streamers play it!
Some jap autist stitched all the parts visible until now, center is still obscured but at least we can see more details than in the twitch stream
youtube.com
ah yes this with fit my skin color
what the fuck am I watching
This will end up being Metal Gear Solid 6, screenshot me.
I'm shoving a Playstation Move up my ass if I end up being wrong.
Then why is the same thing happening to all Sony games? They’re killing themselves. Why? Is it PS5? Who cares about PS5 if it won’t be out until 2021? Why SLOW DOWN the PS4 in its last few years?
>yet another 3rd person over-the-shoulder action-adventure game in the forest with a bike, magnetic melee system, long cinematics, 30fps, chest-high grass, motion blur, obligatory stealth, chromatic aberration and lots of ladders
She's a smelly slut
>pantyfags
you better stream it faggot
that's all you have to do to get more replies, just antagonize sonyfags instead and they'll come after you in droves
it's no wonder he stopped trying to get reactions from nintendofags and switched targets, nintendo fans are too civil and mature to even care or reply
What was this
>from : alyptica
Anyone got any idea what band is it?
saved
kojima is a hack, check this 6
Stream it faggot.
He also cleared up the audio, neat
But what about the connection system?
i was thinking the same, the gaps seem too obvious
If panty was a 3dpd she would be amy schumer
>this actually seems plausible now
Just tuned in. Looks like combat
At least the pantyfag posted porn. You chickened out and don't give stockings the exposure she deserves.
C'mon Kojima
kek
Cringe
GUYS
We know that Lea Seydoux's short-haired blond girl is in Normandy with Troy Baker's character, and we also know that Mads is there at some point. Calling it now, Seydoux is the Boss, Mads of course is the Sorrow, and all this time/space fuckery has their child, Ocelot, there at the place he was born.
YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE COME HERE
claiming my worms
Check my 7
dumb hat
post shota
apocalyptica
That's how you know it's real.
>I'm plugging in to the other side
please don't sp00k me
THE TRAILER WILL DROP IN 20 MINUTES
CHECK THESE DUBS
Thanks user
>tfw I did exactly this the first time I had my blood taken too
I'm such a little bitch, but the idea of someone taking "part of me" made me psych myself out.
>Nobody:
>Literally no-one:
Holy shit, lmao
Yeah you know Sony, they always put handprint silhouettes in front of the gameplay footage so you can't see it until a certain point, those fuckers really chap my ass
>doggos
>MGS0 theory
ur a faget
>non-Smash/Pokemon shit game
So this....is the power of snoy.
Good taste.
>everyone keeps buying assloads of these games and even hands them GOTY awards
>killing themselves
Pre-order DLC. Get a bunch of gold plated shit for the guy.
time left?
If 7 kojima is a hack
Fuck it, post emo bitches.
Kojima coming in clutch showing once again his based musical taste.
Kult is Apocalyptica's best album.
>and slow camera panning
no u
WHERE
IS
THE
COUNTDOWN
???
This picture will make sense to you after the trailer. screencap this
I didn't fellow chads populated this board, sick.
holy shit i forgot about this song
based kojima pulling out the WoW pvp classics
Thread moving so fast nobody will know I sucked my first cock last weekend.
Kojima got a blank check from Sony and he is making it worth it :)
So we're getting new footage during the next loop and then the reveal in 30 mins?
nobody will see this i want to sniff yoda's feet and kick between his toes
The traler better not be this streams video thats been repeating for 20 hours
30 mins
Wheres the penis?
People will realize that we are the ones who are in control of when the trailer gets revealed
No more than 6 and a half hours
Two state of plays, no TLOU2, no new Horizon, no new GOW, no E3. Sony has adopted a new BAFFLING strategy of refusing to talk about smash hitter games that will sell billions. Is some suicidal fuck in charge or something?
Check this 7 mates
i wonder what does she smell like
close.
5 if Kojima is not a hack.
>SO ANYWAY AS I WAS SAYING, MY CLOSE PERSONAL FRIEND KOJIMA
i kid though, geoff is pretty based
>Listening to critics
>Ever
>tfw old enough to recognise the thumbnail
nice try
time left guys? I gotta save this kid from cancer, but I really want to see this thing before it happens
How much time left lads?
READ THIS
>READ THIS
READ THIS
Alright I work at Sony and since you people are too retarded to figure it out:
you need to count the amount of fingers imprinted in oil and post the number in chat. The more right answers the faster the screen will uncover.
Kojima trusts that people will figure it out eventually, but if not the screen will uncover itself exactly 24h after the stream started.
>people have stayed up 24 hours for nothing
create the rope
to kill yourself
Can you straights stop shoving your sexuality down people's throats?
it is...
if I get dubs then Death Stranding will come out this year.
you know it
twitter.com
leaked gameplay
if 4 kojima is FOREVER a hack
Anything happened yet?
What rating is Doom Patrol at? Because that should be 100%
>he doesnt know
brother
KOJIMA CONFIRMED HACK
yes
Faggot.
Check this 5 so everybody sees your faggotry.
If 8 then Kojima is a genius
nevev ever derayed untir twenty 20, thank you buy game dumb gaijin
Try this
she got her shot in the arm and not her vagina though
WHAT DO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IN: TOMORROW
So when the actual thing drops it's just going to be this same covered video but without the ambient noise blocking the dialogue, then whats the point
He's come a long way from being the Dorito Pope
really? it got 102k views on twitch, I'm expecting like 30 min left...
KEK
based but stocking is better
Those tits...
Just let him die. Natural selection buddy
IF 8 TRAILER IN 10 HOURS
Okay fags now check out this 7
Half of the viewers dont know what the fuck is going on
If dubs Kojima Productions is no more
KYS YOURSELF
I like the way you think
if 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 kojima is a hack
Bitch ass.
30 min
I love slutty faT tittiy anime biches
0 confirms kojima is a hack
>tfw she became a spooky scary skeleton
I'm not watching this shit for hours
fuck
Why isn't there a sticky?
If 7 Kojima is simultaneously a hack and not a hack.
It peaked at 107k and is went down after no reveal. This is bs desu.
I just came back since yesterday.
How come nobody is talking about the fucking gameplay trailer that's playing right now?
Sure there's a couple hands in the center but there's lots to see here still.
I guess it's been on repeat for hours.
CHUSMA CHUSMA PFFFFDT
ANYTHING BUT 0 AND KOJIMA WILL SUCK MY DICK
4 get
You can only choose one number. No cheat GET allowed.
This is probably what we're waiting for. There's no way they'd keep the loop going with one handprint left
Holly shiet guys, what changed from yesterday?
I'm seeing some orange retards chasing something is this co-op is this AI what is this whaaaaaaa
Kill yourself you homolord
What's wrong with this artist
And people think homosexuals are the problem?
Congrats! hope it was fun
check this 7
KOJIIMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!1!!!
And just like that the game's sale increased
JUST SHOW THE FUCKING TRAILER KOJIMA
DON'T BLUEBALL US
Its two hours before I gotta go to work, this fucking kid man... lets hope it arrives at 18 pm
4 = kojima is a hack and a huge fag too
Why is there a dark spot on screen?
3 and I will meet my waifu tonight
based
I LOVE WALKING SIMULATORS
a bait, newfag
NEW FOOTAGE
if 5 then the ruse is real
if 9 I will masturbate right now
4
Good taste. How did Chapter 355 make you feel user? I cried
>take meme
>direct it at sonyfags
>get 10x more replies
Dubs and I will never post on Yea Forums again
if 6 i kms live on twitch
Its not an xbox game so mods don't care
8 get and this game is GOAT
7 and niggers will rape kojima
didn't know leafy turned gay
FUCK hideo kojima
Kojima wants to empty the kojimas
fill the streets with kojimas
and make a kojima making operation out of his kojimas
if 8 then kojima
5 and i post a video of me jerking off
is this possible that this INK message to still be present in the following 12 hours?
My trips say this will be GotY
IF QUINTS THEN KONAMI WILL PISS ON KOJIMA'S GRAVE
7
piss off, plebbit
if 6 I masturbate to kojimas latest tweet
post it
5
If 1 Death Stranding gets cancelled
But what about Hideo?
DO EEEEEET
WHy is the screen covered?
Get to it user
Deliver.
2 and it's a fighting game
Yea Forums has big gays.
The trailer could literally just be Kojima climbing through your computer screen and taking a big fat shit on your face and people would still wait hours for it.
BASED BASED BASED
NEW THREAD
More
So this starts at 12 eastern?
6
>REEEEE WHY WOULDN'T YOU SPOONFEED ME
look up your own porn faggot
get to it user
relation to sammy?
3 for preorder
I hope you are a girl
for fucks sake there's a point that the cool gimmick just becomes annoying, just show the fucking game and gameplay, stop with the cryptic shit
man, niggers keep crawling on my screen.. I hate fucking niggers. Kojima made me racist. Kojima is a hack.
u better post that shit nigga
Fuck of back to twitter, furfag
disgusting futashit
that'd be fucking wild
Apocalyptica is pretty based.
NEW BREAD
how do i prevent my son from turning out like this? there must be a scietific answer.
is it something that goes wrong in the womb? is it the food we eat? our water? i need answers
4 and i fuck Kojima's boy pussy
WHY IS THE SCREEN DARK?
Are you a girl? I've never seen a girl jerking off before.
Don't chicken out now, just think of all the curious femanons in the thread.
2 for gay
>A fuckin' briefcase
yeah, shut the fuck up
post name
we don't know the specific time.
he only stated on twitter, it would be 5/30 for japan.
we could still wait another 23 hours for the reveal
TOMORROW IS IN YOUR HANDS
What did he mean by this twitter.com
I wish I still had my foreskin. I never asked for this.
Yummy.
the digits have spoken
b-b-but my CRAZY INCOMPREHENSIBLE metaphors and SYMBOLISM that people have to write fucking essays about for anyone to understand
B-BASED KOJIMA RIGHT???
Amazing how much better a cock makes everything.
Not even gay, but lets face it, cocks are glorious and erotic as fuck, vaginas are boring.
do it faggot
YOUR HANDS HAVE BACTERIA, WASH THEM
>its playing the MGS2 sneak sound
>you can hear a muffled kiefer screaming
LADS
Fucking when
>banned me for BRAAAAP posting on her IG
Let your son do what he wants. Unless he wants to b straight, you should raise him better than that.
I nearly did. I can't imagine Miura dwelling on the shock of the eclipse much more at this point, I hope they get some time together.
It was. I loved it. I’m such a complete slut for cock
And did he mean by this too
twitter.com
DO IT! NOW!
I want to jerk off to you jerking off
youre disgusting piece of transatlantic mud, gtfo to your containment board
Okay boss
NEW BREAD
Elaborate
so close boys
>7
ez
>viewer count steadily dropping
OH NO NO NONONO
YOU FUCKED UP KOJIMBO
who has time for this shit, he has been teasing everyone for a while now giving everyone blue balls, you have to reward people for getting on the hype train or else it's just stupid and you get the GoT finale where your expectations got subverted and everyone got mad
Bane?
>user did a thing womyn no like
>womyn banned user