DEATH STRANDING

24 HOUR ABSOLUTE NON STOP KOJIMA HYPE TRAIN THREAD
old thread IT'S ALMOST LIVE, JUMP IN LADS
twitch.tv/playstation

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Other urls found in this thread:

twitch.tv/haell3
clips.twitch.tv/SlipperySmilingAmazonRuleFive
twitch.tv/xxolgaxxu
twitter.com/PlayStation/status/1133720143664839744
twitch.tv/playstation
twitter.com/DavidBHayter/status/1133449899360411659
twitter.com/KojiPro2015_EN/status/1133722581113096010
twitter.com/PlayStation/status/113347100169235042
twitter.com/PlayStation/status/replytothispostoryourmotherwilldieinhersleeptonight
twitter.com/AnonBabble

twitch.tv/haell3

leaked gameplay stream check it out before it gets shut down

perkeleen perkele

god i'm so horny

good god, kiefer is in the audio

have sex

Kojima is a hack

cmon hands go away

smelly

I just came back from taking a shit.
What? Nothing has happened yet? Fuck off Kojimbles

very nice

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Based

THREAD CLAIMED IN THE NAME OF CHUCK'S FUCK AND SEED

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finland mopo videos was here

10 minutes.

we all have Yea Forums X, nice try

We need 100k viewers

reminder that kojima uses watchmojo to decide on actors and music.

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reported to twitch and Yea Forums leave this thread hater

Keifer Sutherland?
clips.twitch.tv/SlipperySmilingAmazonRuleFive

It would be so nice if they put David Hayter in the game somehow

fuuck finally a stream without the hands. thanks user the game looks great!

>1K+ VIEWS

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In how many hours does this shit go live?

WE NEED 100K WATCHERS
MOAR HANDS

Bro that's kinda cringe

Don't do it anons, it's a trapliterally

Can someone explain what is going on in the livestream

post your best hideo reaction images or DS trailer won't drop today

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But if the hands go away it will just be a black screen. You want more hands

KIEFER

SUTHERLAND

is back

Please don't be shit

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well he is one of hideo's butt buddies

>slowmo during combat

literally who

10 minutes

>Mads Mikkelsen is a literal who
The nerve of the faggots in this website.

we're closer than we think

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>Even THEY know not to mess with BTs
and what the fuck is that heavy metal violin music?

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> the filename isn't "very nice"
you had one job user

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That's some shitty porn

holy shit this looks fun as fuck

He played the protagonist of MGS5

cringe

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9 MINUTES

Shit, you're right. MORE HANDS

very mice

>literally leaking the entire trailer, gameplay and all
>still up
what the fuck is twitch doing?

my sides

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Reminder that Kojima is just a japanese Christ Roberts
>Made some decent games at the start
>decided he wants to be a filmmaker instead for some fucking reason
>starts concentrating on filmmmaking garbage instead of improving his gamedesign
>becomes "friends" with hollywood start, but to him he is just a cheap videogame man
>Fails miserably and costs massive losses to his publisher
>gets fucking fired
>maintains a circlejerk of superfans
>tricks them into buying his next fluke
>spends all the money on luxury hollywood actors
>luxurious lifestyle off blank check
>never fucking learns anything

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looks like anus being stretched

Best guess is midnight Japan, 9 minutes

imagine being this much of a sheltered brainlet

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>Kojima hired a literal who nigger, a capeshit actor, a made for TV movie actress, some french whore, and a faggot from both the most drawn out shit show on TV and the most overrated action movie this side of The Matrix
>Even Remedy could get actors from the Wire
What did he blow his budget on, all those dinners?

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jack bauer

>slopes
Mark Wahlberg confirmed.

Jack Bauer

BASED

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Nobody:
Literally noboby:
Yea Forums people: twitch.tv/haell3 leaked gameplay stream check it out before it gets shut down

cringe

STEEP
L
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P
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>Captcha: pick all pictures with bridges

PORN GOT JANNIED

A SILENT FAULTY FEELING

Porn stream is dead

nice twitter meme template retard

so uhh

is the game about making ladders?

At least 7 more minutes.

>tranny porn banned
WHAT THE FUCK KOJIMA I WAS WATCHING THAT

most cringe and unfunny thing i've ever read on this site

kill yourself, no one will miss you

Already reported for violation of terms and services. It will be taken down soon and that faggot banned :)

Just got here

Have we seen any more of Goldface guy?

Reminder to cope

@monstersipper67 LULW

You have to go back

epic reddit meme

fuck off nigger

rip

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Why are there 80k viewers for this repeat trash? Yesterday's 10k was a lot more reasonable. Is it going to be reviled soon?

Enjoy your (You)'s

6 MINUTES

>already down

I can't believe Twitch is transphobic

i DON'T UNDERSTAND what's wrong with twitter you incel STOP sperging

come on man, you can make a better joke than that

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Yeah, Kojima is a cringe incarnate

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fuck off

>the porn stream isn't some lea seydoux deepfake

Damn dude. I double dog dare you to say something positive even if you don't mean it

have gender

Clearly in the trailer and about to fug Lea

Your ignorance is not an universal constant.

kys

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Cringe, this is 4channel not Yea Forums dumb redditor. Don't ever try to fit in here on 4channel

I already fucked your're mom

I'm pretty sure it's already reviled by half of Yea Forums

can any of you autists identify the song that plays every now and then? It has violins and shit but I can't remember what it's called

heard it too now

FIVE MINUTES
FUUUUCK IM GONNA CUMMMMMMMMM

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kill yourself you fat ugly freak

cope and cringe comeback

Faggot

rivers too!

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Yea Forums niggers cant even spell "revealed" lmfao

its about making bridges.
thats why the protags name is sam bridges.

TELL ME
WHAT IS THIS

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Why do keep posting this dumb ads format

SHUT UP JUST SHUT UP YOU FUCKING NIGGER CUNT PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT BITCH I HATE YOU I FUCKING DESPISE YOU WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING YOU SICK MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CHOKE ON SHIT AND DIEEEEEE YOU FUCKING FILTH

wow you are so edgy cool am I not allowed to post on twitter anymore?

GUYS!

I JUST FIGURED IT OUT

as time progresses we can see more and more of the footage. Like yesterday there were only few holes in the background.

Damn, Kojima is a genius

>excited for a ps4 game
no

5 MIN BOYS, LETS GO

>filename isn't ratirlpepe
shut up little fanboy :DDD

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Why show the trailer before showing the trailer like this?

boku no pico

>ass rivers

Reminder that there's cosmetic shit in this game.

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Formerly the cat's guess

>BT's
mh, okay Kiefer

>fortnite crafting

OH NO

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>an
Figures ESL retards are Kojidrones

cringe

orange circles

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holy fucking based

LMAO you tell him person who isn't on Yea Forums but somehow still posts on Yea Forums

4 MINUTES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>this is the average Yea Forums user
Nowhere is safe from normalfags

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Its also a ps5 game

FOR POSTERITY

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So you can feed seed while you fuck and suck.

I WANT TO FUCK DADDY KOJIMA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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make a new account coward

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His name is Sam Porter, he's from BRIDGES, or the United Cities of America

ITS OUT

nice cringebob picture boomer scum

Ass rivers.
hehe

woah

That's by far the tamest pre order bonus ever

Someone forgot to dilate

Based meme poster

Reminder that MGS4 had an ipod

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>goldface

>skullface

>guy that sounds like kiefer

it's MGSV.

FUCK OFF YOU BITCH NIGGER CUNT YOU BASTARD FUCKING TRASH PIECE OF NIGGER SHIT ASSHOLE CUNT BITCH DIE DIE DIE DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKER I HATE YOU STUPID BITCH FUCKING WHORE TWAT SUCK MY DICK AND DIE YOU FUCKING DICK

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ITS STARTING SOON

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3 minutes

Like MGSV. The bike is the new horse. I think Venom would have gotten his bike from the intro chapter if Konami didn't can it.

START THE DAMN TRAILER BEFORE I PISS MYSELF

When did the hands start to show so much of the video behind it?

its gonna be absolute shit. kojima is going too far with his narcissism

>SCREEN FLASHING BLACK

Ambient tracks is very good in this game.

Apocalyptica hype!

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OMG

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MADS MIKKELSEN
GODS WHAT A STUPID NAMEEEEEEEEEE

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3 MINUTES LADS

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2 FUCKING MINUTES

ITS A FUCKING METAL GEAR SURVIVE CLONE LMAO

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>trailer song is actually path by apocalyptica
wtf

Literally who

Anons recommend me a snack

WHAT JUST HAPPENED

I’m gonna nut when the trailer reveals itself.

DID YOG SEE THE BIKE?

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literally who?

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keep coping

IT'S HABBENING

love him or hate him, but you have to RESPECT him

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O N E
N
E

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60 SECONDS

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does sound like it

His name might not even be Sam Porter.
Seen some people suggest he’s called Sam because of Uncle Sam (US affiliation) and Porter as in a transporter.

Semen

Apocalyptica - Path

twitch.tv/xxolgaxxu

exactly

Epic Store exclusive

Kojima hasn't made a single good game since MGS3, he's a fucking hack who blows all of his budget on hollywood actors and fucks around leading him to always bleed his funders dry and miss major development milestones.
It's extremely obvious why Konami fired him given how much he cost them for a game everyone forgot about in a month.

1 MINUTE

Penis

GET THE SONY STRETCHER! NOW!

IT'S HAPPENING

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the hands
THE HANDS

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>pogs on your trailer

CO-OP CONFIRMED

>bam ham combat
Lmao

Holy fuck cinematic melee fighting combat system

HERE IT COMES FUUUUUUUCKKKK
IM COMING EVERYWHERE OH MY GOD

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I can't see how anyone would have any respect left for this Hollywood sellout.

aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

IT'S HAPPENING

My dick

>it's not just Apocalyptica
>it's actually an walkman like in ____
BRABO KOJIMBLE
EXPECTATION SUBVERTED

I CAN ALMOST SEE THE FULL THING

who here extremists, like me?

>CITED
Are you excited?

aaa

>smug yellow wojak.jpg

1 hour boyos

>that song when Sam is beating dudes with a briefcase
Cuhrayzee delivery man beat 'em up when?

>Respecting a faggot who has never had a single original thought in his head but has taken all the credit

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based

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WOW ITS NOTHING

KOJIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IT'S TIME FAGGOTS

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE TRAILER

Just another hour guys!

>people actually thought it was happening

See you in another hour!

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Norman Reedus

Is it actually happening now, or is it not for hours to come?

One hour to go boys get comfy

THEY FUCKED UP
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WHERE IS IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

WHERE IS IT

that's it lads this is the final cycle

"While Sam Porter Bridges kinda forgot about the Death Stranding, the Death Stranding certainly didn't forget about him."

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So much better

>unironically thinking that preMGS4 games were better
You just grew up

Hello person reading this from the archives in the future, I hope you're having a great day.

By having no spine. A requirement if you want to join the snoyclub.

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IT'S LITERALLY NOTHING

Kys you cocksucking spamming twat from reddit

Holy shit 100k incoming.

KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU

WHERE'S MY GODDAM TRAILER YOU FUCKS?

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What?

what did it say???

>hands gone
>replaced by feeet


KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

>twitter.com/PlayStation/status/1133720143664839744
what happened?

Lol no trailer for you.

>overhyping this shit
Sad

NOTHING'S HAPPENING. I'VE WASTED MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE

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i just fartid (:

KILL YOURSELF KOJIMA , YOU FUCKING HACK

There's nothing

>wasn't midnight

welp fuck this

goodnight.

IT'S AFTER THIS LOOP IT'S AFTER THIS LOOP IT'S AFTER THIS LOOP

too late deleted

thank you user, very cool

No more traps

Did we get rused?!

Fuck this I'm out
I'll just watch it later

>expecting the trailerto drop when the target audience is still at school

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RUSED
>RUSED
RUSED
>RUSED
RUSED
>RUSED
RUSED
>RUSED

>triss merigold porn
tasteless

I picked up some delicious Brillat-Savarin from the cheese shop earlier today, haven't tucked into it yet but I definitely recommend you try it if you can get some - it's like a really really creamy, buttery, gentle brie.

>Porter as in a transporter
I thought that when his suit said PORTER, but in the other trailer the woman calls him "Sam Porter, BRIDGES"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO

It's gone, what was it?

We literally need more viewers, kek.

Deleted?

what is it?

GOTY CONFIRMED
GOTD CONFIRMED
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN KOJIMA FINALLY DELIVERED?

Where is it

IT WAS OUR TRAILER
GIVE IT BACK

STILL 1 HOUR YOU FUCKS

>A universal constant
How retarded. I speak your language better than you lmao
Whatever you say, faggot with a superiority complex seething over the existence of someone far more talented than you'll ever understand

IT JUST GOT SMALLER I SWEAR TO GOD

fake and gay

>mfw

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deleted what was it

100K REACHED AND 11AM KOJIMA YOU HACK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

lmao you retarded actually thought he had a trailer ready? Try again in 2 years.

BING BING

>voices get louder

>retards not realizing the loop has to finish for the next one to start
It's not actually interactive you know, they're just switching videos you fucking retards

WHERE THE FUCK IS IT KOJIMA

FUCK THIS I'M GOING FOR LUNCH

>hands change to spell Silent Hills
its real

rused yet again

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>japan
>caring bout the west

There was also some Yennefer

That's it I'm going to fap

We got sticks though and bridges

I just came back home and got to the Twitch channel. It's just gameplay being censored by an oil spill as if the Blooper from Mario Kart squirted onto your screen. Is that what all the hype is about?

>they don't think we've got to clear the hands before it unlocks

What the fuck Kojima, are you expecting nips to watch your trailer at 2:00 am or something? But don't these guys work in the morning?
WHERE IS TRHE TRAILER YOU GFUCKING ONGOSLOID

WHERE THE FUCK IS IT!????!?!

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the target audience is literally sitting here for hours for no goddamn reason

WHO THE FUCK SAID 11EST!

If it doesn't start now the viewcount will implode and we'll be back where we started

HOLY SHIT THE TRAILER WILL BE REVEALED BY THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE ON STREAAAAAMM

its 4pm

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>15 people from Twitch staff are watching this

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I'M DOING IT Yea Forums
I'M GIVING IN TO HYPE JUST FOR THE OLD DAYS
WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS GAME IS, IT'S GONNA BE A MASTERPIECE
I'M READY KOJIMA

batman combat lmao

IT DISAPPEARED AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>100k views

Yep... i think sony won

I really have to appreciate how much care went into crafting this trailer explicitly for this ARG shit. Like, just watch it, there are just enough to cover faces and core gameplay mechanics. It's wild.

Please spare me

I TOOK MY LUNCH BREAK FOR THIS CHINK

THIS SO FUCKING MUHC
WHY ARE KOJIDRONES SO FUCKING RETARDED???

maybe we have to wait for the hands to completely fill the screen, revealing a ful screen. Looks like another hour or so

WHERE'S THE TRAILER?KOJIMAAAAAA

Did you rike it?

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This game looks good

THE COPE
THE COPE IS REAL

Yeah, like it's a better idea to debut a trailer at 1AM on a school/work day.

Yeah it could really be either at this point.
We’ll just have to wait and see what Kojiimbo has in store.

Here's what's actually going to happen. Once we hit 100k a new "State of Play" will be shown with 15 minutes VR shit and at the end a 30 second teaser trailer for DS. Sony was so disappointed with the viewer numbers for their nintendo direct copypaste that they decided to pull a publicity stunt like this.

You have genuine autism.
Enjoy being disappointed by this hack fucks latest shitshow.

Yes we have been waiting 24 hours for the Blooper to remove his ink from the screen but Kojima is not letting us yet.

>Zodiac Killer
>Caring about Japan

>Human enemies
Uh oh...

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D:

>people are spamming the kira copypasta

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This kid ain't right

FUCK

OK THATS IT
POST PITS

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This looks like trash.
Would much rather another FFVIIR reveal trailer.

KOJIMA YOU FUCKING HACK

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The voices

They're becoming clearer

IT'S COMING BACK

Did the hands just retract the fuck

Kojima is overrated, much like norman reedus

Gamers are so fucking embarrassing...

It's gonna come to PC.
Believe it.

WAIT THE HANDS ARE GETTING BIGGER

AW FUCK THE HANDS ARE COMING BACK

WHEN FOR FUCKS SAKE. WANNA BUY THIS ON EPIC STORE

LOOK AT THE HANDS YOU FUCKING MORON

>that gameplay
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

THAT'S IT? THAT'S THE FUCKING GAMEPLAY? THIRD PERSON BEAT-EM-UP?!

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Somehow it still shows more gameplay than we've gotten over the last couple of years

cuck

Keep up we've known this for hours

twitch.tv/playstation
COME ON YOU FAGGOTS WE NEED MORE HANDS

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the hands are going away?

Way ahead of you. But that's smart.

Hi Ted.

KOJIMA WHERE IS IT!!

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>goo is coming back
mission failed bros, we'll get them next time

WE WERE RUSED
ITS JUST A LONGER SEQUENNCEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*dabs*

ITS COVERING AGAIN

NONONONONONONONO

FUUUUUUCCKKKK

Yes.

NEW LOOP JUST NOW

Cope.

Sauce?

QUICK POST CUNNY

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AHHHHHH
Fuck you Kojima

It's filling up to black then the full trailer will start.

This loooks like MGS V 2.0 wtf?

>55 minutes to go

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KOJIMA TROLLING?

PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

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wtf it's closing up now

Hi Kojimbo Hideormous here. I will give you a hint to as how to unlock the trailer. You will require 204863 viewers. Prease understand.

does it start an hour from now?

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
THE HANDS ARE DISAPPEARING

So, its midnight and nothing?
Could it be due to actual viewers then?

This is so poorly done, couldn't even sync audio with the loop

HIROSHIMA YOU FUCK

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but that's not english
can you translate?

get dabbed on

the wave effect sounds like distorted kiefer screaming

>the teaser keeps spoiling the reveal
Ahahahahah

Holy shit so many people are leaving, more black appearing on the stream

Welp 30 more minutes til new footage
See you then

Genius of trailers, shit at games.

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>more ink appeared on screen
yeah well fuck you too kojima

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The hands are back.

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This looks like shit already. Can't wait for Sonyfags defending this.

>World looks empty for no fucking reason other than artificial padding
>gameplay is Horizon Zero Fucks
>ending will probably be something 3deep6me

When does the REAL thing start?

Lol! it's nothing! blown the fuck out Yea Forums

fucking idiots

WE NEED A FUCKING STICKY

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GOD DAMNIT KOJIMA I WAS READY TO BUST
HURRY UP YOU FAGGOT

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You're supposed to eat yogurt not put it on your face

I hope I can play as a nude Norman Reedus with just the preorder glasses and hat.

That's not how it works

They are re-apperaing right now

But they aren't, look at the viewer count.

The thead is moving too fast, so nobody will see this. I just want to say that I'm a homosexual, I love penis.

amazing

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no fucking way the black goo is coming back

with each loop the hands will keep coming

>twitter.com/DavidBHayter/status/1133449899360411659

HE'S IN THE GAME. HAYTER IS IN THE GAME

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So it's now or in one hour? Fuck this, i'm going to work.

BROS WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK LOOK OUT THE WINDOW RIGHT NOW, TURN ON THE NEWS

>the stream needs 204,863 viewers

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>wake up for work
>watch 10 minute trailer before getting ready
It's not hard

viewcount has stayed at 107k~ what are you talking about

It's MGS V 2 boys
Pack your bags and leave

so, where the fuck is it??

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Just how fucked up the world is that you can run around in gold plated exosuit? How did the economy tank so hard

The screens going to go black and a single hand print will appear in the middle, it will then iris out and the trailer will start from the beginning.

NOW FUCK OFF

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ROBERT MULLER CONFIRMED TRUMP WORKED WITH RUSSIA HOLY SHIT

God, this is so fucking boring.

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die

(you)

Pretty gay, user.

That tranny stream was the funniest shit I've been in ages FUCK

i seent it i'm telling mom

WELP THAT'S IT FOLKS. THANKS FOR WATCHING!

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imagine the smell

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Alright, thanks for spoon-feeding me.
That's kind of a dick move. Like, ARGs are supposed to be fun, right? Cryptic, maybe. Something you gotta figure out. Something that teases an upcoming reveal or maybe outrights reveals it itself, given the fans figure it out.
This is just lame. Imagine if that giant Breath of the Wild E3 stream Nintendo once did was just blurred for the entire duration. Wow, thanks.

put your fucking hands up
we need more power

delet dis

>kojima is a westaboo
>most of the marketing is from the west
>showing off new trailers only at western events
>sucking off western actors
>"OMG HE'LL RELEASE THE TRAILER WHEN IT'S MIDNIGHT IN JAPAN"
retards

a-user i don't think thats y-yogurt

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This boy ain't right

Why is there more black shit on screen now?
WTF?

hi gayboy

>ink slowly coming back
WHAT THE FUCK KOJIMBO

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The "DeathStrandingHANDS" in the chat to clear the screen, 5000 needed for the full trailer.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT IMAGE

ROT IN HELL ASSHOLE

jesus christ people are so dumb

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MONKAS LADS LOOK AT ME

MORE HANDS FUCK THIS SHIT
I'LL EAT SOMETHING AND WATCH THIS SHIT AT NIGHT

>those legs
disgusting

There's something that sounds like the helicopters in RS2 in the trailer

POST LEAKS NAO

ha dab ha very funny hahaa

fuck off samefags

>it has gameplay

Dropped

How are you watching the reveal guys?!

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it's a midnight release in west.

You know you've gotta be 18 to post here right?

>blaster fire and noises
>lightsaber stuff
>CDC looking niggers with lightsabers

Welp, the gameplay still looks like shit.

IT'S ALL OVER WE'RE LOSING HANDS

delete this

Would you be my gf user?

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it looks fucking terrible

Ya know, I bet this guy is a hardcore Sony fanboy anyways, he looks like the target audience.

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Kojima you fucking hack where is it? I love you just show it

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Yeah I'm going to bed now, hope the anons in reasonable timezones enjoy

Glad you could see the game before everyone else behind closed doors. Good one user. Off yourself now please.

yang yeee out I'm tired of watching this shit

You just got bamboozled

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fuck off Cosmo

certainly not reposting old /g/ images

Poster below me is a Jew. Say something nice to him

walking sim lmao

>dat pic
Guess I'm fapping again

LESS HANDS AGAIN

Wait what a hand disappeared

user, this is disgusting.

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The music and sound design kinda reminds me of Metroid Prime 2 Echoes.

NEW BREAD WHEN

You forgot to wear your panties you fucking midget.

it's filling back in with every loop dipshit.

>PAGE DELETED
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ONNNNNNNNNN
Kojima is ascending to god tier troll

Are you Uraraka? If so then absolutely

>no pc
no interest

KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FFS POST THE LEAKS THAT GOT DELETED

Someone PM me when the full reveal happens

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Gays begone.

My ass kek

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I wish the holocaust happened.

More ink

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It's at 5pm UK time you faggots, it's summer time and clocks go forward in Europe. 45 minutes to go.

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

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NEW THREAD

Couldn't be Cosmo, I dont smell desperation and loneliness.

on twitch

Do you guys ever wonder if Kojima is on Yea Forums?

TRAILERERAS
twitter.com/KojiPro2015_EN/status/1133722581113096010 twitter.com/KojiPro2015_EN/status/1133722581113096010

What time was it supposed to shown the trailer?

Good, MGSV was great

sent ;)

NEW HANDS
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Fun Teacher

Cool bike.

This is too cruel

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WHEN DOES IT START FUCK!!!

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How long is this loop? Seems like 2-3 minutes, trailer is around 8-10

>tranny-socks
fuck off

NEW BREAD

basado y rojopastillado

>PS4 game
>waiting for something substantial to happen
Like fucking clockwork.

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I FIGURED IT OUT
>I FIGURED IT OUT
I FIGURED IT OUT
>I FIGURED IT OUT
I FIGURED IT OUT
THERE ARE CERTAIN PHRASES THAT NEED TO BE SAID IN CHAT TO PARTLY COVER/UNCOVER THE SCREEN
I JUST TESTED IT AND ANOTHER PART GOT COVERED
THE PHRASE IS reply do this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

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With my bros

What do you have against paper cups?

5pm uk time (50 mins) makes sense since thats when most people will finish work

Twintails is the cutest hairstyle ever in the world.
Prove me wrong.
protip : you can't

Yanki Mullet

Oh my god. Kohima did it again, the fucking madman! This is the first time ever a game had this much hype! Woop whoop! The hypetrain doesn't stop!

Basado y picardiapastillado

back in the cage !!

GUYS
We know that Lea Seydoux's short-haired blond girl is in Normandy with Troy Baker's character, and we also know that Mads is there at some point. Calling it now, Seydoux is the Boss, Mads of course is the Sorrow, and all this time/space fuckery has their child, Ocelot, there at the place he was born.

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Enjoy getting mold if you leave it out for like, a minute.

13 minutes ago

Gyyytrgf

fuck you faggot

the hentai milf

fuck this

who wants to play Siege?

gimme the love interest

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>someone calls kojima a hack or port begs
>hands disappeared
Could be true.

LITERALLY BREATH OF THE WILD. THE FUCKING HACK!!

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Maybe algorithm that makes hands disappear based on the amount of viewers is broken?

Nothing to see here lads

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I knew it

does this guy even age? is he some kind of vampire or could it be nanomachines?

Kys you abomination.

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japan here. 00:13.
no trailer. gonna slam liquor and sleep.

you got me

ected

fag

>100k viewers

the madman did it

FUCK YOU

What kind of shit house do you have that things get mold after a minute

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Wow, this is beautiful. I'm an art major, and seeing the intrinsic multifaceted, yet simple approach to shrouding the truth behind a dark veil of mystery really makes me ooze with joy.


I LOVE ART

L
O
V
E

A
R
T

Love you Mr. Kojima!~

whats the actual time for the premiere? I dont want to miss it but I cant just watch hands on tar for half a day

nigger

...

posting in non-epic bread

Yes, rockstar also release trailers at this time.

I am going to beat you up!

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23:59 GMT

The rich bitch.

I've caught you, Lying "El Rato" Ted Cruz

Nip men wear makeup.

The hime cut is the most beautiful hairstyle fit only for princesses.

thanks pup

getten thee dabst on

Fuck off retard

WHERE IS THE TRAILER

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does Lea Seydouxs face gets licked in the trailer? lmao

Mean girl leader. Too many good girls nowadays.

NIGGER

what trailer LMAO

die

gracias amigo

>twitter.com/PlayStation/status/113347100169235042
GUYS, IT'S HAPPENING

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the tomboy deluxe pls

>one of the enemies has the spartan helmet
>he still pretends you wont get a mech jetpack suit

>does this guy even age? is he some kind of vampire or could it be nanomachines?
He is eating goyim foreskins and drinking christian blood just like his (((friends))).

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LMAO

>the search thing is going to highlight the PTs for a second when you do a scan
>this is why they arent showing you the middle of the screeen

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OH FUCK
OH FUCK
OH FUCK
twitter.com/PlayStation/status/replytothispostoryourmotherwilldieinhersleeptonight

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>150K
how does Kojima do it?

pupper

You are not funny.

You....you simply don't understand. Your mind is near dEAtH, pervasively, yet unequivocally sTranDiNg in nothingness.

Mr. Kojima wants us to wander the stream. This is not a video game. This is art.

*scampers to nearest Starbucks*

It was a joke, nobody knows when it hits

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