Portable handheld

>portable handheld

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>take the joycons off and put them in the other pocket

>tablet portion now fits in one pocket and the joycons fill half of another pocket

ur welcum OP

Its portable because ot has ports you retard

Switch isnt pocketable. But is portable. As in you can easily hold with your hands and carry it with you.

By that logic a PS4 is portable too.

but i have my phone in that pocket

okay

No. Can you play it while holding it?

Anyone who uses their back pocket for anything but a wallet is asking for trouble. Never understood this

portable, not mobile for a reason you brain dead imbeciles

That's not what we're talking about. Quit changing the definition.

My dick is portable when you're mom carries it in her mouth

>tablets aren't portable

have you tried fitting an original gameboy in your pocket as an adult?
If pocketability is the only metric that matters, I'd say the Gameboy isn't a portable.

you'd be surprised how few people have thought of this
I just put them in my bag, since I don't like the sticks pressing against shit. I wish I had a pair of plastic shells for the joycon (or the whole console) that'd stop the sticks from getting mangled. That's the one thing I miss about the clamshell design of older consoles. Shame we'll never get a true portable, the Vita was almost perfect but they should have had circlepads for maximum portability because the shoulder buttons on the vita were perfect.
PSP remains the king of portables for the sake of portability.

You gonna carry the tv too, bitch?

I hope PS5 is like a Vita that connects to TV we need a new small handheld.

the advantage with joycons is if you ever wear them out or just fuck them up you can replace them.
Circlepads fail often and when they do it's a pain to replace.

>if it doesn't fit in cargo shorts pockets it isn't portable
Use a carrying case and throw it in your bag, retards.
It doesn't have to be a fucking iphone to be portable.

Thats a good way of breaking the joysticks

>bag
LONDON

Anyone that uses there back pocket period is an idiot. Why keep it there where it can get stolen when you have a spare pocket up front always in your field of view.

My case protects the joysticks. Keeps them from touching anything when zipped

True, but when a circle pad breaks it's a 5-10 dollar repair at most (assuming you can be arsed to actually fix it)
Joycons are 70 dollars

>You can easily hold it with your hands
>"By that definition a PS4 is portable"
>You know that I meant it's playable and easy to take on the go
>"Goal post moving!"

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>telling people to put their wallet in back pocket
Found the pickpocket

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Original Gameboy no, but the Adavance SP is.

rent free lol

This is the raw unfiltered stupidity of the average shitskin that playes sony movies.

or just someone that uses a wallet chain

What the fuck.

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t.

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You guys don't carry a bag or something? I have shit I need to have with me, so I just put it all there and either get my switch or 3ds too

Let me guess, you wear cargo shorts and a trilby too.

>comparing technology from almost 30 years ago to modern era
>this makes it okay
good goyim

Yikes

Yeah, I have small single sash backpack I put stuff in when I go to work. I like to read on my lunch break but I used to take my PSP with me but I like to spend more than 30-45 minutes on a game and that's the only amount of time I get for a break so I just read instead.

Phone goes in the same pocket as the tablet

Acquire more pockets

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>Dude just let your wallet be stolen
Fuck off, Tyrone.

That's why you get the Switch purse to carry it around in lmao. Fucking faggots.

Woah...

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How the hell can people not fit the switch in their pockets if they do Are you some kind of woman with small pockets?

Then why not put a 3ds or switch there? Wish I had breaks for comfy vidya instead of constant stream of meetings

No. Because I'm not retarded enough to have it in my back pocket.

>wallet chain kid is also a cringy racist
Yep, this fits with my idea of the world.

You fags mocked the Vita for this, this thread is fair.

Cargo shorts being bad is a meme

You’re all just fucking plebs who don’t even optimize your pocket space

Jealous of my superior practicality and access to more pockets?
I've been using the same wallet for 16 years. I even bring it to festivals and concerts.

Yeah, portable! My ass is portable!

Just put your wallet in your front pocket you fucking sperg. What the flying fuck could you possibly be keeping in your front pocket that's more important than your wallet which (theoretically should) have your ID, debit/credit cards, work ID, money, and various other important shit?

>Keeping your wallet in anything but your front pocket where it’s harder to pickpocket

Why do you insist upon doing things the way that will get your money and identity stolen

Pants that fit and a reasonable (minimal) wallet is the best pickpocket prevention.

Like I said, my breaks are only 30-45 minutes and if I'm going to be on any gaming device I'd prefer it to be a bit longer. So I just read instead, otherwise I would take both my PSP and 3DS and just alternate days with them or something.

why don't you fit it in ur ass u flaming faggot?

Or you could secure it to a chain/rope and put it in your back pocket, leaving one front pocket free for your phone and the other free for anything you might want to put in there at random (spare change, keys, etc)
Why are people so adverse to wallet chains, anyways?

Unless you are fatter than Jupiter, it will still be large enough to be uncomfortable and make you look like a walking tent with your pockets bulging out.

>Jealous of my superior practicality and access to more pockets?
>He admits to wearing cargo shorts with a wallet chain

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Cargo PANTS actually
You still haven't explained the problem with that, which leads me to believe you are a faggot

Money clip > literally anything else

>2019
>cash
Pick one.

I have my phone and a pen in my left pocket, and my wallet and keys on my right. I have never deviated from this in over 15 years save for maybe carrying a comb from time to time. there's literally no need to ever wear cargo shorts for more pockets or use your back pockets for any reason ever unless your some kind of hard labor worker with various tools; but let's be honest, you're probably a fat sweaty NEET that also wears trench coats for it's "versatility" as well.

>Why are people so adverse to wallet chains, anyways?
Because wallet chains are a thing only mongoloids and children use. It's pretty much on par with weaning childrens velcro shoes.

>Are you some kind of woman with small pockets?
>implying women have pockets
Spotted the virgin

>Wallet Chain bugbrain thinks his pocket space is anything impressive

You are smalltime, you little baby

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I bet you've had the same condoms in that wallet for 16 years too.

>no case or screen protector
Then retards bitch about scratching and drifting joycons

My pockets are pretty deep and I’ve done that before. It’s not really any more noticeable than a phone

Jesus dude I had a wallet chain when I was in highschool but even then I was able to see how stupid and edgy it looks. Get some self awareness you autist

Have fun scratching the shit out of your phone screen and not being able to carry anything else around. Just because you don't NEED something doesn't mean it's not nice to have the options available. I very frequently find use for many pockets for things like my earphones, keys, change, receipts, and keeping things separate when I need to. You're inconveniencing yourself purposefully to absolutely no gain except maybe you think jeans look better.

You still haven't explained why it's bad. Remember, if you can't explain your opinions you can't expect other people to not think you're just parroting opinions you heard on television and at school.

Use a bookbag

>edgy scenekid thinks we care about his opinions on fashion
I'm not wearing what you think is hip just because you think so, my life is good enough that I don't need to pretend to fit into some bugman orthodoxy and can wear what I want

lol mad af

It's bad because it makes you look like a dork. Worse, it makes you look like a dork who thinks he's smart for tethering his wallet to his pants. You're not. It's a dumb solution to a problem that can be better avoided without turning yourself into a walking joke.

>Have fun scratching the shit out of your phone screen and not being able to carry anything else around.

Do you not have a protective case for your phone? And it's not like your pockets suddenly stop being useful after you put two things in there. It's not an inconvenience and if I really do end up in a situation where I need more space than what my two front pockets provide, I'll just bring my bag.

>Part of being an adult means not caring what other people think!
>"Bing bing yahoo!"

>You still haven't explained why it's bad.
It's not bad, it makes a lot of sense actually.
It's just that it's one of those things that are useful, but still isn't socially acceptable. Like velcro shoes, bumbags, sweat pants and so on.

>THESE CHAINS BIND MY WALLET LIKE THEY BIND MY SOUL

/thread
Also stop spamming shitty bait threads you mongoloid.
pic related

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>works at hot topic

Way to derail the thread lmao, who the fuck let /fa/ here

>not wearing a fanny pack to festivals instead
What a loser

you know it's sad when nintendo shills have to compare the switch to 30-year-old hardware to justify its poor design.
newsflash: technology has improved a lot over the last 30 years. people's standards are higher now than they were when the original game boy came out.

Legit question:
why do you think I care? I'm not in high school anymore, I have a job and a life. I don't have to impress people like you. I DO want to make sure my wallet never falls out of its pocket or gets stolen or misplaced because it is very important to me, and all I have to do to achieve that is wear this little metal chain that apparently pisses off hipsters and zoomers.

It's quite clear that you don't care. That's the problem. We're trying to help you.

>phone in front right pocket
>keys and wallet in front left

Using a whole other pocket cause your fatass can’t fit anything else in the front ones and a chain for + 1 edginess and +1 autism is the farthest thing from practical. You can’t even use the chain to fight someone to what’s point? Retard.

I haven't bought a switch yet because of this, maybe they will finally launch the true portable one this year as the gossip goes

>+1 edginess
>+1 autism
Don't forget the +99 on the pussy deflection

Imagine the scratch marks on the Switch screen... Portable? Yeah, right...

>You can’t even use the chain to fight someone to what’s point?
kek

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Y'all shitting on this guy but you know he right.

HAVE SEX YOU FUCKING MANCHILD

Handhelds are dead, smartphones killed them.

In what way? Arguing about semantics and sentence structure is just infantile and pointless.

The fact remains that it's incredibly hard to near impossible to play a PS4 while holding it in your hands and carry it with you in your day to day life while still being unencumbered.

Have sex. Cope.

Look man, I share your sentiment with not giving a fuck about what people think with what I wear. But claiming superiority and practicality when clearly a chain wallet not only looks stupid but isn’t as useful as you think it is, is straight up autistic. But whatever man, keep doing you user. Godspeed and good luck you dumb bastard.

But it's exactly as useful as I think it is, and nobody has been able to convince me otherwise

Rather than autism using a wallet with a chain can be a sign of living somewhere with niggers.

>Buy a wallet chain to keep your wallet in your back pocket and whatever you have in your front pocket in your front
>Not just keeping your wallet in your front and whatever you have in your front in your back

????

Exhaustive list of things that are okay to carry on your person:
>wallet
>phone
>keys

You are supposed to put the joycons in a separate pocket.

So you are a pocketlet
I wouldn't be caught dead with less than 5 pockets at any time

>remove joycons and put them on a different pocket
Wow was that hard?

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>by that logic
>semantics
back to school

Valuable contribution there user. Thank you.

What would you put the joycons in to stop pressure on the sticks?

>does everything the switch does first and is portable in your path

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It's still fucking huge though. Is everyone on Yea Forums fat and wears grandpa jeans or something?

was reffering to and only to this post, that sed 'portable' means that if something is 'asily held with your hands and you can carry it with you', im not saying that it's the true definition of portable but nonetheless the post that btfo that definition is right.

also kys

I don't exactly think either or is great for the joysticks.

Samefag

It is technically right. It's just that being technically right holds no meaning what so ever in this case. I.E, arguing about semantics rather than the actual point.

I'm not shitting on him because his definition is right, I'm shitting on him because he's strawmanning.

>It makes you look like a dork
You know how I KNOW this post was written by a woman? Only a woman would insist so heavily on cargo pants being lame despite their immense utility.

Let’s be honest; you don’t hate cargo pants because the extra pockets look silly. You guys hate cargo shorts because you can do literally nothing with your own pockets, and it burns you up inside. You’ve tried to fit things in there, but to very little avail. You can only just barely fit maybe a wallet there, and it shows up as an extravenous bulge on your thigh, which looks absolutely ridiculous. You have to carry around things like your phone in your back pocket because some asswipe, probably a gay man who’s really into “fashion” decided one day, on a whim, while fucking blitzed on cocaine, that you’re not actually supposed to be able to hold stuff in them because female pockets are supposed to be purely aesthetic. Possibly because they want to sell you more purses or some shit.
So you’re thinking of that—how scummy the entire situarion is, how you literally can’t hold everything you need for the day on your person— when some straight white boy who works out every other day, roughhouses with his friends, has never even breathed the word “fashion” in his life, and is probably named Kyle or Bradley or Hunter or something, struts on by you with pants that have more pockets than anyone could ever handle. Look at them, you could fit a sub sandwich each in them, and he’s only using his two front ones despite having twice as much as you. And that makes a primal, animalistic part of your monkey brain cry out in anger, for when you look at this dude-bro, this Chad, this fucking caricature of a man, you know that deep down, you’ll never be as truly free as this fucking meathead who probably doesn’t even know girls have to wipe after they pee is.

Stay mad forever you pocketless plebeian. It’s what you deserve.

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who cares if it's written by a Woman.

Not even the same Person you're replying to, but all the People who i've met irl that wear Cargo pants are gigantic manchildren/insufferable fags

Nice sales

>There are people out there who will actually buy this game
Don't tell me you're one of them user

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>phone in one, keys in other, wallet in back
no room, m8

yeah, consoles are portable. haven't you people seen that black guy playing in the metro?

Just get a fucking switch bag you subhuman consumers

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OH NONONONONO

Everything I need is my wallet (which is more like a card holder), my phone and two keys on a ring. That's three pockets max, but I prefer using only two.

So the problem isn't the number of pockets available to you, but the amount of shit you mistakenly think you need to carry.

>tfw i just now realized that this month was empty for me and June has absolutely no games either for me
Jesus fucking bleeding Christ! I got fucking nothing till mid July for 2 games and mid August for 1

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Where does that pipe lead? Mario's ass?

Sure.

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*ahem*

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just get a backpack you fucking clown
>b-b-but wearing a backpack will make me look like a virgin
you're carrying around a bing bing wahoo childrens toy fuck off

Just carry a manpurse

Cargo pants are incel tier, but can anybody really speak ill of cargo shorts?

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