How come nobody wants to sit next to Mario?

How can Nintendo have this sexist mysoginistic italian steriotype as its icon? It should be a fat, trans woman of color.

based for Nintendo desu

That has literally nothing to do with keeping your legs inside the width of the seat you're in on public transportation though.

Because Mario is a Nigger

lmao enjoy your cooked balls

A fat trans-LESBIAN woman of color, user.

Balls are malleable. I've met girls who think you crush your balls by sitting crosslegged.

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He's a foreigner and the Japanese think all foreigners smell bad

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ayy

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He's also a FAMOUS foreigner, and you know how the Japanese feel about those.

>Wow look at that loser with his toy lol glad I'm not him
>TOP 10 MISTAKES IN MOVIES *MEEEOOOOW* MAYA HEE MAYA HO

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This, so much this.

playing portable consoles in public

>visual pollution

He ate too much cannoli.

Why is resetera heralded unanimously heralded as the worst gaming shithole in existence? It’s hilarious

Newfags don't know about neoFAG

Imagine thinking you can't spread your genes because you took up less that two seats in transit once.

gaf is dead.

You are sterile, tranny. don't prett

Didn't they ban the evolution ad in some american state?

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>that 2006 tv
comfy

What is the 1986 TV standing on?

A pile of PS3 games

cause he is a smelly beaner

Actually I think it's fine all the campaigns for that are "turn your fucking phone off and let old people sit dumbass" as long as you're playing with the sound off nobody would mind.
I can't tell you the number of grey haired old men I saw watching porn in the metro, as long as you're not making any noise and aren't an asshole, nobody gives a shit what you do.

interesting ad. mario 3 art style and not the ugly nsmb model they always use.

moustache / no beard / red clothes = based

All his friends are grown up and have jobs. They'd be able play games online with him for a couple hours a night over the internet but Nintendo won't allow it. So he sits there playing it by himself, like every fucking Nintendo """""online""""" game.

No NPCs exist in different PUs

if you sit next to him do you get a moon

Why are you this cancerous snoy drone

real talk though, the picture is kind of empty, they should have put a few other mario characters there

Wow, I didn't know they made floating TVs in the 80s!

Nah, Mario is an icon of quality. All the rest are just bloat.

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Next you're gonna tell us cellphone radiation makes you sterile

Smell bad? What do you mean?

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It's basically the worst parts of NeoGaf distilled into something even more repulsive

>AOL Keyword
Oh my fuck that's thing I haven't thought about in years and could have gone the rest of my life not remembering

Not really a good idea to sit next to someone on a Switch, they could get excited and elbow you.

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There's literally a bird sitting next to him

Its actually just 3 games stacked horizontally

Nobody complained about the Kinect.

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have you been under a rock for last few years, you dumb nigger? resetera is literally neogaf 2
original neofag died after its owner fell victim to sexual harassment accusations

>playing your handheld in public
Yeah, I really wonder why nobody wants to associate with him.

Nobody used kinect.

calling boomer soccer moms nobodies isn't nice user

This isnt the wii, nobody used kinect at all.

>

Kinect Adventures is unironically the 16th best-selling game of all time. Literally every other game lower than that is less relevant than the Kinect.

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>sold 4 times less than wii sports
lol literally irrelevant

At least Mario doesn't have his jaw dropped wide open with a pair of glasses on.

XD

And he also just HAD to sit at the center

Excellent post

NUMA NUMA HEY
NUMA NUMA HEY HEY

Mario has testicles, confirmed. Trans men btfo.

Nintendo is pretty anti-trans all things considered, which is a blessing compared to the other cuck companies.
polygon.com/2016/5/24/11761242/valve-former-employee-lawsuit-transgender-discrimination

>Nintendo is pretty anti-trans

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thegavoice.com/culture/nintendo-faces-backlash-after-removing-trans-flag-level-from-super-smash-bros-ultimate/
>implying they aren't when they're denying trans people they're lights

You can sit right next to me OP

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First his career, then his gf and now his sidekick.

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real talk, is sonic the most cucked video game character apart from kiryu (another sega rep)

he's playing smash ultimate and forgot to shower

You take all of Neogaf most repulsive trannies and give them a whole new site and mod power to abuse.

He has yet to be cucked out of his life, so no. Crash wasn't as lucky.

how does he do it Yea Forums?

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NO.......!

>2 seats

Now THAT's manspreading

>Mario kart Wii : 35 million

jesus christ, i knew it was a fuckign phenom but that's fuckign bonkers.

Your girlfriend is right next to him.

Out of all of the websites that exist, why the fuck would you come here?
Kill yourself.

Hes Italian

Then put other Nintendo characters to advertise more games

>18 out of 22 are nintendo
How do they fucking do it

literally every single mario character is an icon of quality

it was a pack-in for the kinect like wii sports right?

seething

Luigi is an icon of shit. Yoshi was an icon of quality until Nintendo whored out the franchise to 2nd parties. And the less said about Peach the better.

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damn they really need those lights

wario is better than mario in every way

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They'd more than 5 seats for his fat ass

Imagine living like such a rat that your only way to get from point A to point B is to sit in crowded, dank public transportation where you get berated for sitting too masculinely.
Imagine spending your whole paycheck on a roach motel in the slums with no AC and not even having your own car to get away from your shitty overpopulated city.

He makes noises like Bing Bing Wahoo on top of the sounds coming from the Switch

Yikes.

You need to take that toxic masculinity somewhere else, sweetie

I don't think people get berated for it. It's just good manners.

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Are you retarded? What was your thought process for coming here? All of these other sites are more catered to your interests, you've got Reddit, Tumblr, ResetGender, Twitch, Twitter, YouTube and Discord and you come here?
One of the only websites that openly hates you? Why?

>I can have shit social standards and come here to expect other people to as well

only a pac in for USA, maybe Europe, it was still the best stilling wii game in japan despite not being pack in over there

It's embarrassing is what it is.

>I don't think people get berated for it.
You don't think.

Where the fuck do you think you are? Slit your wrists.

>top 15 all on Nintendo
Based.

>implying a boomer italian-american plumber doesn't smell bad

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>Villain who thinks they're a girl is extremely ugly

ATTENTION

MARIO THE PLUMBER FUCKED MY WIFE

power move.

Mario is very shy.

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>Mario only plays Mario games.
What a narcissistic fuck.

If you don't align the flat TV's and keep them parallel to each other, you could carefully balance a CRTV above them.

What do you expect of someone who wears his own initials in his cap.

Got room for one more?

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Why don't redditers (like you) understand sarcasm?
Go back.

how can trannies ever recover? now they will live in darkness forever because they dont have any lights!

>Teaches me at a young age to throw eggs at trans people
>based Nintendo

Kek

It's rude but not an issue if there is enough space.
If someone is spreading his legs across two seats he should make room and I'm pretty sure most if not all people make room

I rode it into the horizon myself.

Mario only makes the best games.
Mario only plays the best games.

>skipping the n64
even nintendo themselves know it was garbage.

how new are you? microsoft stopped making real games as soon as they released that garbage. there's a reason why people got so mad when they launched the xbone with it.

>I summon exodia

This

excellent work

They also skipped the SNES and GC.

I'd rather my nuts were made of fucking crystal than the sensitive mound of flesh they are made of

he's a short fat italian plumber
he smells like shit
he's a manlet

Are you so removed from society that you think normal people use their phones to watch Numa Numa?

You know why.

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Where did you got this from anyways?

This ad looks like something oldschool Apple would make. Cool shit.

but there's a bird sitting right next to him

he's a smelly gaijin

Outdated list

?

too smelly

MOOOOOOOOOOODSSS

Because Quentin was right

Because he doesn't want any shitty weirdos talking to him while he waits four hours for his flight.

shouldn't that guy be upset about all the smartphone stuff nowadays too

I wish your balls were made of crystal too, because then they might actually find some use.

it's not on that ad tho

Two babies and a plumber.

How many times does this guy dilates a day?

THAT AWFUL TOY

Theres a bird right there sitting next to him

Look up Retardera and see all the stupid shit people get banned for.

>Pass the controller bro.

Woah, Mario's a nigger...

No...not like this...bros...

>he doesn't use his phone to watch numa numa

youtube.com/watch?v=NTRuMcpCSgw
One of the few good things to come out of Yea Forums - The Musical.

but someone is sitting next to him
cute bird