Discover a seemingly interesting and expansive gaming channel

Mine’s ‘Something’s gotta give’, though I’m the cool friend, and that’s my only redeemable feature.

Also how do people NOT realize when they do shit that’s annoying?

>Also how do people NOT realize when they do shit that’s annoying?
Autism. Seriously.

Why u hate on Civvie 11 though.

They don't think they're annoying. Either they're oblivious to it or they think their poop don't stink and that they're perfect god people.

civvie is a liberal faggot
nigger

This just tells me /pol/ are probably better than you

i can't stop myself saying "dude"
Every fucking sentence it just gets dropped in there at the end. I don't know who to blame

>make a comfy gaming channel thread
>redditards fill the thread to bitch about their culture war
Yawn

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what's this gif from

I'll take a "dude" every sentence over a "like" any day.

bros i hate brits so god damn much, rudest people i've ever played with and terribly unfunny in every way.

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SpongeBob

nobody's being rude you oversensitive ameritard
it's just fucking banter

Irony

I like Ashen's streams, they're comfy background noise.

i'm not an american. i'm not talking about friendly banter, i'm talking about retarded brits being shitters and shitting up the server/ game/ whatever

every time I've been ddos'd out of a game it was by some salty brit

It's normal, it's like a verbal tic. It's even normal to become aware of it. From there, just make sure never to actually achknowledge that you say it to anyone, because then it looks like something you're doing on purpose and for lack of a more inspired word becomes cringeworthy. If it bothers you personally, you can simply work on being conscious of when you're about to say it and stop yourself.

>Do people not normally have catchphrases?
Most people just curse. It feels good to say Fuck, and it's quick.

That is a fake bird. Possibly even artificial.

why do so many british people act like them being british is some sort of novelty

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>DUDE it's British culture to be dry, witty and sarcastic even though the overwhelming majority of British people aren't nearly funny enough to pull it off

>start noticing all the phrases i over use
>die inside whenever i notice myself say them

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Fuck off, I've seen more autistic american children try and be witty and quip their shitty one liners every sentence. Americans are always loud and obnoxious as shit, most UKfags and aussiefags keep their mouths shut unless they have something to say

at least your not a npc

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I feel like that's better than what I do, which is pick up catchphrases from other people. Like I started saying 'okay dude...' because of watching nemz38 speedruns

>discover gaming channel with genuinely interesting host
>its actually shared by multiple people all making videos and he is the only good one making up a small fractions of the channel

>make a thread complaining about youtube channels
>get complains
>complain

wow

It's hell to be aware of them too, because then you'll notice yourself repeating them in your head
>remember something stupid I did
>automatically think the "cringe mantra" to stop thinking about that thing I did
>it's also stupid and annoying

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the only way to avoid it is by intentionally putting on a persona
I speak in a wizard voice online all the time and it's a good way to force yourself to pronounce everything and pay attention to your language

>makes a gaming channel thread
>thinks he has any right to complain about reddit
lol

>still religiously quote early 2000s flash video on the regular

>streamer memorized quotes from the game
>echoes them when they're spoken
>it's a speedrun and he goes through the same segment with the same quote over 20 times over the course of the recording
>repeats it every single fucking time

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I don't even know if I have one because I don't pay attention to myself when I speak, but now I'll try

are you unable to be a little more self-aware without play-pretend, user?

I'm not American. Almost every video game related Britfag on Youtube is insufferable because they think they're 50x wittier than they really are.

>british accent is incredibly exaggerated to really insist on the fact that they're british

>starts reading the text out loud during dialogues
>tries to give each character a distinct half assed voice

the most embarrassing shit

Cringe Mantra?

youtube.com/watch?v=ED25kCqrHAA
scouse me

I still can't get over the fact that some people don't have a voice in their head. It makes absolutely no sense.

god didn't bless me with the ability to make annoying voices so I could sound boring and normal on the internet

it means their cognition is more efficient

>comparing youtube fags to the general public
Most youtubers are fucking aids no matter where they are from. Americans are loud and obnoxious, eurofags can't talk properly, what's your point dude

>watch gaming channel
>its some teenage American ballbag with a baseball cap on backwards
>AYOO WHAT UP ITS YA BOY MA-
>*closes tab*

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>watches autistic trash
>gets mad at autistic garbage in said trash
Retard

Let me guess, the spiffing brit?

What the fuck, people like this exist?

CUTE SEAGULL

>the minute someone injects personality into something, fuck that
>why can't everyone be a vapid void of feeling like me

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post vocaroo

This is a common thing I've found actually while browsing youtube
>GmanLives
>outside xbox
>nitpix
Come to mind, and I know theres plenty more, but they're always fucking brits.

/pol/ memes are great you red button nip monkey

>gmanlives
>brit

I just want to know why 90% of those video makers are Brits. It makes sense for mainly anglos to be doing it but still.

Anything that I think to desperately take my mind off the subject at hand.
Usually shit like
>holy shit, I suck at this
>fuck niggers
>I bet jews are behind this
It doesn't mean anything and I'm not even a /pol/tard, it's just that those work.
I guess that's why Terry Davis babbled about niggers so much.

Sorry buddy, but if youre welsh everyone's gonna lump you with them. Keep crying

>tfw youtuber made me gay
fuck

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Yeah I’ve got a verbal tic too. I just say “hey” all the time.
Friend says hi? Hey man what’s up
Group decides what to do? Hey man I’m cool with that
Someone is acting like a chimp? Hey nigger stop that
I’m out of control. I can’t stop. There is no way I don’t say hey in person.

Who was it?

Not really
People with the highest "cognitive efficiency" have multiple levels of internal vocalization, from silent to full on monologue.
Low vocalization levels are imprecise if you aren't great at what you're doing. Talking to self internally helps to organize thoughts and is more efficient than running on silent all the time.

You were always gay, he just helped you figure that out.

I'm too ashamed to say
probably right

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>welsh

>tfw popular youtuber references your message board posts and calls you an asshole

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if that’s your thing, user, I’m not judging. I hope you don’t actually equate sounding boring to being self aware, though.

could be worse, like what if you would've come out of the closet as a furry

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Judging by the gif, you spend a very significant amount of time actively being retarded to make people hate you.

Based schizo

Shut up faggot

he's also a furry and I think I am too now

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Its always my country too. I wish I could say that these people don't represent the country, but there's so many of them.
FUCK

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That reminds me of Scott the Woz. Loud, bad acting, awful jokes forced in, awful pronunciation

>discover a fun streamer
>his grandma dies and he doesn't stream again

Judging by your post you need to have sex

Yiff in hell faggot

>I'll take a "dude" every sentence

I bet you will

Oh, I see. That's pretty gay.
My advice is to stop hiding. Confront your past. The only thing that makes something embarrassing is that you're embarrassed about it to begin with. Force yourself to get angry and rationalize that you did nothing wrong.

>that moment where he says that he bought a collector's edition of a game he didn't even care about to "support" nintendo during their hard times
He's pretty retarded. He doesn't seem to know shit about video games either.

No. You're not allowed to have our fun anymore, go away race traitor. When you're dragged in front of a crowd of muslims and murdered for their pleasure you'll have deserved it.

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>inb4 verlisify

I'm at work otherwise I fucking would
my neutral speaking voice sounds like 80% of British YouTubers and I'm sick of hearing it

>watch an actually decent gaming channel
>a furfag youtuber appears briefly in one of his videos
>now everything he makes has a bunch of mentally challenged furshits in the comments/replies

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shammy?

>Reading youtube comments

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I rather like outside xbox, despite their tepid corporate banter, they're likeable in a generic kind of way and the asian girl is cute

Most gaming channels are voiced by breathless, nasally spergs trying to be whacky so I appreciate the ability to construct a sentence and not immediately trip over it. It's been dire since the original guys from WhatCulture got canned, Vidiots is just depressing and they're not even trying

>gay furry
It doesn't get any worse than this lad, I suggest suicide now.

i feel you user

What are some good gaming channels? I recently got into LGR for the comfy old crpg reviews and the minimum cringe but plenty of info. I also remember watching a full blown autist describe to me the minute differences between all 15+ versions of resident evil 1. I guess I prefer in depth info and opinions over jokes and gimmicks.

>/pol/ memes
Those could literally be anything. /pol/ has the biggest selection of memes on 4chin.

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You mean memes they take from other boards and claims it's theirs?

>Mine’s ‘Something’s gotta give’
Nothing wrong with that.

I dont play online games beacuse my farm home internet is shit. Once, I went to a friends house in the city and i got to try out gta online (back when it was first out).

according to the hordes of Americans playing everytime i spoke to them it was funny.
I am since conviced that yanks (or at least those in mainstream communities) are so taken aback by friendly shitalk that think its wit.

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>those in the mainstream communities
There you go

That's Yea Forums

>tfw I’ll never live on a comfy farm home

I use words like "basically," "essentially," and "practically" way too much.

>Jerma
>Monster Factory
>Civie
>Sseth
>Ggman

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pretty much
summarily
when simplified

I'm living in Britain (I'm Greek) and I actually agree with a lot of this. So many Brits are incredibly unfunny, their sarcasm is shit and exaggerated and they think they're all that. To be fair this mostly applies to British leftists though, their idea of humor is just to constantly moan about Americans Charlie Brooker style (hurrr another school shooting, those dumb americans... not like us smart brits like idris elba and mo farah!)

>Hating on based brits
youtube.com/watch?v=0ESV4WkLf9A

>starts talking about americans
Every time.

>Jerma
finally some good fucking taste

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I had it
It's fixable by just spending extra time before you start talking.
After a while it becomes natural not to pad shit up like that and you no longer need to think about it.
Same for similar shitty habits like ending sentences with ", but..." or talking when you have ran out of topic.

>tfw I just say fuck me

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i constantly think outloud
im not crazy, half the time its a memory thing, anything i say outloud is a lot easier to remember
the other half of the time its retarded shit that pops into my head, sorta like claptrap in the opening of borderlands 2 when he says he doesnt have an internal monologue processor

Do people really hate America enough to mention them all the time? My mind isn't even on other countries as much as America gets mentioned.

"yeah that one time i openly admitted to jacking off to traps to family was totally their fault, not mine!"

I see you have discovered thespiffingbrit
allow me to recommend you a much better channel manyatruenerd

Who would have thought humans are hard-wired for tribalism, I thought they liked religion for enlightenment and had legitimate reasons to hate immigrants. Just neutralize alt right monkey brains with a lobotomy.

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was my guess as well. god damn that guy is a fucking cunt

>Jerma
based

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H.bomber too, plus a hes a cringey commie

My brother tells me i use the words "fuck" and "like" so often it's annoying. I have monitored this behaviour and realized i only do it when i'm interacting with him

meanwhile it's mutt culture to be an autistic retard and you're VERY good at it

>Ggman
confirmed shill and a turboshitter

obviously shilled Fallout 76, Fresh (shit) Supply and some others, got into fights with commenters who pointed out his bullshit, including Twitter.
Constantly complains about game being "unfair" when enemies aren't ultra-dumb target practice and can lead their shots to where he's moving instead of where he is (like they were 25 years ago in Doom).

Besides that his vids are really shallow and he never has anything of substance to say. He's only good for determining what's the game is all about at quick glance and that's it.

>britbong cant handle banter
Well, you tried. Really only confirmed the "Brits aren't funny" narrative though.

its brutalmoose isnt it

honestly there's nothing wrong with having something that defines you and makes you stand out de geso

I wish people would stop constantly focusing on the negatives. Of course retards exist and they may be in the majority, but we don't have to pay attention to them. It confuses me how people can rail against Americans as a whole so firmly online when some of the things they really like were probably made in the U.S..

>Just neutralize alt right monkey brains with a lobotomy.
Yes the only way to bring people down to your level is to dig their brains out.

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Not that user but keep being good cattle

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>see a recommended video
>click on it cause it's a topic I like
>loud EDM music starts assaulting my ears while 3d text flies on screen
>close the tab

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>find comfy gaming channel with lots of reviews of games you never tried
>channel finds an audience
>becomes basically a livestreamer instead where retards fill his pockets with money for shitty jokes and question like i give a shit
>suddenly there's a whore there too having to talk all over channel
>channel ruined and boring as fuck with no content except livestreams

Why?! I hate when channels get popular or they get a band of drooling retards hailing the channel as a god, just give me what i came for, good reviews of games i never played so i could get into other stuff.

What not enough fart jokes or bazingas for you?

Skelux is slowly becomming this (Though he hasn't dragged a girl into his shit yet)

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you British banter.

I hate that shit too. There was a channel I enjoyed that slowly started turning into a twitch highlights channel, when 25% of the video is just the guy saying shit like "hey thanks faggot123 for the twitch subscription" I just can't be fucked to watch it anymore.

brits or SHITS as i like to call them get the fuck off my games and image board

worst thing brits have done to the internet is make "m8" and similar terms popular among dumbshit ESLs through memes
ever hear some estonian cringelord online like "oil huk yew in duh gabbuh maet xdd"?
one day we'll colonize you fuckers again

oi ill hook u rite in the gabber m8 i swer on me mum

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Mine is "Oh Cocks!"

user asked for your catchphrase not your favorite pasttime.

>guru Larry
I DONT CARE ABOUT JOKES ABOUT UK PUBLISHERS!
HURRY UP AND TELL ME WHY SIMS 3 CONSIDERED MALWARE!

>find a decent LP channel
>no obnoxious thumbnails, no terrible intro, no screaming, memes, or profanity
>maybe this could be good
>halfway through the video
>"Oh-Oh, really? I didn't see that. Thanks for the advice FNAFgamer04. Drop a follow if you're enjoying the stream"

I despise how popular and profitable Twitch has become. Even some of my long-time favorite channels are whoring themselves out, and replaced their channel content with livestream VODs.

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Watch Kothorix.

>he hasn't heard of the easy pete migration

HOWDY

>incredibly loud, booming voice
>BASTERD

CO
PE

Are you James May?

the fuck do you speak like a wizard? do you just sound like Ian MacKellen?

not really but yes

Shit, you're just like me then. I constantly think out loud too and joke around with it. Good to know I'm not the only one, but I do have an inner monologue monologue I use in public so I don't look weird

No it means they aren't thinking as hard, which isn't a good thing. Remember that 50% of the population have double digit IQs

>YouTuber becomes a streamer
>Their content is just as good if not better

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>another stupid faggot that thinks alt-right is a real thing and insists on pushing politics on a hobby board.

>Yet another faggot that thinks everything they disagree with is /pol/.

I was thinking him or ISP, goddamn, every brit is trying to get that mildly sociopathic, nasal drawl snarker voice and attitude and it fails every time it's tried. Only Fitzthistlewitz pulled it off and he was already fucked in the head so it was his normal to begin with

>Do comfy streams for my internet bros
>Only manage 20 views at a time
>Archive my shit on YouTube for my friends who have shit internet
>Sometimes my shit blows up and becomes super popular, like how when I played all the Roll Chan rom hacks or like how I'm one of the few people on YouTube with footage of Wily Tower from the genesis Mega Man
>Other times most of my views come from me playing dumb shit and people apparently watch out of disgust
>Say whatever the fuck I want and don't give a shit so it's only a matter of time before I get banned
>One of my clips was actually sent to Caleb Hart and he lost his shit

One of my friends is on his discord server, and every year I like to do a "Mega Marathon" where I just play as many Mega Man games in a row as I can. This year I spiced it up and took shots every time I died (I'm proud to say I only took like two drinks during MM1 and beat my own personal record), and at some point I was so fucking drunk I was screaming I'M COMIN FOR YOU KLEB, YOU SAID NIGGER AND NOBODY LIKES YOU ANYMORE SO I'M GONNA BE THE NEW KLEB. Someone cropped that and sent it to him and he apparently thought it was fucking hilarious.

you don't deserve to gave fun you big baby.

Well that's just gonna happen.
Welp, that's that.
Something's gotta give.
Fuck me.
Oh cocks!

The funniest part to me is that by that age he's already lost most of his hearing range anyways.

>old videos are decent reviews, jokes, and gameplay
>new videos are him explaining his new PC-friendly jokes to his apparently mentally challenged girlfriend along with her confused ramblings and reading out twitch donations

Now thats alotta damage

based on the behavior of Brits when they go on vacation in Spain, there is something wrong with them in general
>intentionally shitting in hotel pools

"x or y, one of the three"
obviously substitute x and y with yes or no scenarios usually

No ones gonna notice everyone does it

I used to say "If you can call that living!" when talking about uni campus conditions with friends and now I say it ironically to one of those friends when anything goes slightly wrong. The best part is it was actually funny at first, then it just became stupid and it's looped back around.

for me it's always been brazilians or kids under the age of 13. and it isn't "ddos'd" it's "hackermanned" you idiot

twitch playing games for jerma with the heatmap screen clicker plugin is honestly one of the most brilliant things i've ever seen in my life

Mine is FUCKING NIGGER whenever I get really angry. I hope to learn how to stop saying it before I accidentally use it in public.

I always say "it can't be helped"

>furry rantsona crosses his arms

>be germanistan lad
>habitually say fuck because nobody cares about it here
>be in London for a week
>at the entrance of tate
>it accidentally slips out at max volume, like roaring out a loud FUCK
>look around
>a lot of people are now looking at me

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Still, could be worse

"That's a good question" is my go-to answer for questions I don't know how to answer

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Charlie?

no

>watching "gaming" channels

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>being a furry

Fuck titties

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Brits are alright when I play with them, just chill and bant back and forth

you think you're smarter than GOD?

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Mine is "alrighty then".
I didn't say it until I played tf2.

Didnt know that Emiya Shirou browses Yea Forums

better than watching "gaming" videos on youtube like an underage faggot
kys

Jolly?

>youtuber actually has fun when he streams
>he beat Jevil first try

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>shaming tactics
>on an anonymous imageboard

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Because he's fucking terrible at Serious Sam and had the gall to make a video bitching about it.

>if you don't like it it means you're bad

No, man, he's bad at the game. He uses that one clip where he falls off the catwalk, which you're not supposed to do, as a genuine criticism landed at the game. That's manipulative bullshit resulting from his poor playing.

>casual
>you need to go back
>kike
>nigger
>snowflake
>WOW DON'T SHAME US FOR BEING CRINGY PSUEDO-NAZIS

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This

Fuck the tans

Everyone does you self righteous prick. People who say this always say it about people they don't agree with as a way of dehumanizing them and making themselves feel special

>be streaming
>dude comes in
>keeps watching my streams ever since
>chats with me on stream
>is a furry
>sends me a vid of a dude doing the swastika
>calls me a onions boy when I bitch about my stream being shit
I have no fucking clue what this guy gets out of my streams. He also once asked me about my opinion on gender non-binary and I have no clue if he was being ironic or just wanted to know where I stand on the issue. I am glad some dude likes my shit but at the same time he said he wanted to visit me which is pretty weird. Tell me what to think Yea Forums I am at a loss.

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The majority of people are incredibly lonely and the internet allows them to connect with people.

Not Yea Forums related but Gigguk, an anituber who always makes Reddit teir ironic weeb jokes in all of his shit

Velisify? YMS?

I wouldn't let that furfag visit you if I were you.

How does that zoomer have so much money?

Doesn't exist. Stop masturbating over your own scarecrows.

>hey user have you tried this
>thinks:no
>says:"cant say i have"
Why do i keep saying this instead of just no

This is what I have been thinking. He looks forward to my streams everyday and is the only regular viewer I have.
Yeah I know. The other day he was talking about sending me money to buy a switch. I don't worry about him visiting me since I live in the EU and he is american.
Sometimes I get a feeling that this is a girl based on the writing. But he watches waifubait anime so he might be just gay.

>you discover a YouTuber with a charming personality that doesn't take himself too seriously and creates multiple interesting series that are fun to watch
>he ends his best one
Fuck it hurts but I love this man

"can't say I have" implies more of an open minded response, almost like "I wish I could say I have but I haven't yet"

>streamer beats dark souls 3 ON STREAM

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The worst part is that aside from maybe The Anime Man he actually almost knows a thing or two about the behind-the-scenes of anime production (OST, scene composition, etc.) so I can't just discredit ALL of his shit opinions. I get that he has to be interested in normalfag tier waifus so that he can make a living, but at least TRY to do literally anything other than "I am trash :D" or "hahahahahahahaha liking loli is illegal :D".

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If someone says a funny thing, I sometimes just repeat it verbatim, possibly while doing an impression of that person, even if I'm alone and just watching a show or video or something. It makes me feel like such an autist.

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>streamer dies to Pinwheel

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Mine is Oh, Bob Saget

>streamer is a bored-ass trucker
>makes fun of your beautiful rabbit wife
>exclusively plays RPGMaker games
>is the bonus boss in one of them
>is absolutely based all of the time
>has a life and doesn't stream anymore

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and how effective are they user?