THERE YOU ARE, EXTRACTED FROM THE EARTH AS A GEYSER FREED FROM ITS EARTHLY MANTLE

THERE YOU ARE, EXTRACTED FROM THE EARTH AS A GEYSER FREED FROM ITS EARTHLY MANTLE.

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>Get true ending
>Never play the game again
Feels good to be a winner

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Did you really think you could escape the cycles of guilt so easily?

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I tried playing this game the other day.

Right off the bat it asks you to ROLL, not just create but ROLL a character. In a fucking FPS. With like 10 stats. With weird names.

What do all these stats do? Who the fuck knows, the game sure as shit doesn't tell you. Mkay, moving on.

Ten thousand tutorial prompts. Plus a huge text manual literally included in-game and the game asks you to read it.

Okay, I'll just figure shit on my own, let's open the inventory or whatever.

There's like 6 screens for inventory, implants, character sheet etc etc.

It's a basic sneak and shoot co-op FPS, what the fuck's up with all that convoluted shit overlayed on top of it? No fucking wonder noone plays this shit.

nice blogpost reddit friend

I left the seal intact and quit.

I don't understand the poorly translated meme
The dialogue in this game is absolutely bizarre and creative but it doesn't sound like broken translation, just extremely free form English
Inb4 jians replying THERE'S NOTHING TO UNDERSTAND. PNG

I could not stop making waves. My legs are ok.

Same. It's just way too overwhelming.

Also, somebody pls explain the legs meme.

Even in its native language it's deliberately obtuse, vague or just plain fucking gibberish. Whatever drugs were involved, I hope they did not kill a good and caring daddy.