Oh shit. What do?

>haha me too

Dorothy could probably run a subroutine or something to make herself one for extra credits

Yeah cause a virgin prostitute is credible

I mean shes a robot, she can be programmed for whatever

"My girlfriend likes me, too."

Yea well, do you really like sounding?

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Virginity is not a prerequisite for being a waifu.
It's obviously preferred, but if you're not a virgin yourself, then it's unrealistic to expect your waifu to be a virgin as well.

>on Yea Forums
>not a virgin

>Virginity is not a prerequisite for being a waifu.
Yes it is. anyone who has sex before marriage is a degenerate.

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It's not that hard to get laid, and there are a LOT of people on Yea Forums who fell for the 3dpd meme and think 3dpd are important.
At one point in time, I was one of them, until I realised firsthand that 3dpd is overrated and not important at all.
Still, it's not like you can reinstall your virginity.

>can't have sex
>decide sex is bad and actually I'm pure
the state of you

Even if my waifu were real she and I could not get married because you cannot marry the deceased.
I do understand your point though.

Yeah, you're gonna have to type that in English if you want me to understand.

fpbp hoes mad

have sex

I'm not married so no.

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based

>leaving your waifu sexually frustrated during the wedding planning

>buu
>implying he wasn't thirsty as fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=o9Nc0_z_qE0

She just really likes you. She doesn't LIKE like you.

Wizard reporting in. I thought i was gonna get superpowers but a year later and all i've gotten are health issues

#gotem

Stop projecting your own poor self-control on your waifu. Your waifu is likely in much better control of her sex drive than you are of yours.

You don't get superpowers if you WANTED to fuck a 3d woman, you dumbass. You have to resist the succubus' temptation to get wizard powers. "I would fuck a girl if I could" means you succumbed.

What did the Japs think of this game? I'm curious

>Still, it's not like you can reinstall your virginity.
So guard it well.

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They loved it more than westerners did.

WHAT THE FUCK NO ONE EVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THAT

They love it. There might even be an actual vallhalla bar soon.

Shit gameplay good waifus.
It's really rare to see the .jps disagree with the SomethingAwful refugees. They fucking love Skyrim and Fallout though, for some reason.

Because it was obvious.
Did you think you got wizard powers for being horny and lonely?
Cmon son, your heart is obviously tainted even if your dick isn't.

Most people like skyrim and fallout believe it or not

Good news is though you CAN still get the wizard powers if you purify your heart, but it has to stay pure for 10 years.
No "GOD I WISH I HAD AN UNIMPORTANT AND OVERRATED SMELLY 3D MEME IRL FLESHBAG" shit.
Get a waifu like an actual wizard.
Only one waifu, the same waifu, for the whole 10 years, obviously. Just in case you were gonna taint your heart again by being a slut in your own mind and then wondering "Ree why isn't it working".

The wizard powers come from having so much free time that you can do many things to improve yourself.

and you never will be, frogposter

>I really like you.

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give birth

Faggot.

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this would have been better as a porn game

>hurr durr muh virginity
>u can't be a waifu if ur not a virgin
Getting really fucking tired of newfags and ironic weeaboos.

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>he likes being second
lmao

>hurr durr ur second
>Fictional characters
Are you one of those stupid faggots who refer to real women as waifu? You're sounding like one of those "people".

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Sacrilege

t. cuck

I don't know but the game's Vita port is comfy as all fuck. It's the perfect kind of experience for curling up with on a couch or in bed on a night when you don't really feel like playing something more involved.

>that futa doujin

Oh dear.

So you are used goods?

Cope

>unironically wanting sloppy seconds,

>used goods

>not wanting better performance/cost
what a homo