New portal themed VR shit by valve

>How come there's not a single thread about this?
Because we're sick of valve jacking off VR instead of making Half Life 3 or any other singleplayer title.

>board is riddled with off topic shitposting, porn bait, e-celeb drama and twitter screencap politicbait
>But VR is where I draw the line!

>did you really think friendly frank survived that fall?

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>Valve singleplayer title
It's never happening.
Let it go.

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>tech demo
>third one
>third Portal themed one
Pottery
I love my Vive and I might just get Index, but holy shit this is pathetic. Boneworks is coming out soon and it's looks cool as fuck being a tech demo AND having some campaign. What is this shit?

I was sure after freeing him, it would turn out to be Deceitful (D)Kevin.

>Tfw you can see glimpses of classic valve writing in those but they just wont make a full game anymore

>Valve only making tech demos for their overpriced HMD
>Meanwhile Facebook is funding actual games for their affordable standalone
Really makes you think.

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There's supposed to be three of them?

>Artifact 2, as in the playercount, not the game
>dota Auto-Chess, now sponsored by the insect people.
>A portal vr demo for their newest gimmick

GEE I CANT WAIT

Fuck off, zucc, you kike

>VR's killer app comes out
>it's rock paper scissors

>as in the playercount, not the game

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>it's not even by Valve
pathetic

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Not really, it looks more like Rick and Morty style “please laugh, we are trying so hard” type of writing. Valve is dead, accept it.

>nu-valve
>vr

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Sod off, chink, it's the exact same kind of humour tf2 and portal 2 had.

fucking deceptive david
fuck man i wish valve still made games
this writing is still gold

don't lump tf2 in with portal 2. portal 2 had fucking ass humour

>hands clip through the personality ball
one fucking job, valve

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>teleportation
VR is a meme

Maybe not singleplayer, but maybe they could actually make a good multiplayer game again? Preferably something that's not garbage like Artifact and Dota.

God I miss valve’s humor. Please make real games again gay ben

chingchong square yabba dabba, chairman mao

they could but the only teams who give a shit about finishing games are the ultrajews and icefrog

>You're in the reality where Valve bought out Dota and made a Dota fucking card game before HL3
>Other anons are in a reality and they're playing HL3 with gameplay features that would blow your mind

How do you cope with being in the worst timeline?

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Valve will insist it isn't a video game company- the excuse the TF community gets- until VR fizzles out and they need to fund their next stupid venture and only then will you get more video games.

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If you think valve gets most of their funding from videogames at any point post steam you clearly haven't been paying attention

Yep.

lol he thinks I'm a chink

+1 year

Dead fad

You arent wrong. Its probably more appropriate to say you arent getting video games until its advantageous for valve. In-house steam exclusives for the inevitable actually successful "steam-killer" would probably be most realistic.

WOW THE GUY PLAYING THE GAME SUCKS ASS

what are some good facebook games?

What even was that shit in the picture? The Index prototype?

are they making any normal games? Or all vr???????????????????

Fuck this fatfuck

LITERALLY == RICK AND MORTY

Journey of the Gods
Stormlands
Asguards Wrath
Robo Recall
Lone Echo
Dead and Buried

Zoomers just can't hold it together when faced with actual humour and completely break down
Delicious.

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this is actually very similar to rick and morty I'm not just using it as analogue to reddit

Dead Hungry VR

What vr games have you played?

Just because it's the only comedy show you've seen in your entire 13 years of life, it doesn't mean everything is aping it

>guys remember the game we made 12 years ago..?
>n-now you can play more of it, if you buy this $1000 product!
P A T H E T I C

he was a nigger and im glad hes dead

>Teleport to move around
Yeah no fuck this. This is a garbage take on VR. Trust Valve to fuck this concept up.

PSVR. Once the novelty wears out (in approximately 15 minutes) its just a shitty gimmick stopping you from performing your best in games.
Like Doom VFR. It feels like someone gave you a just dance dancepad and you're supposed to play doom with it.
Its novel, yes. Is it the best way to play doom? Fuck no.That would be on a normal screen with a controller. Maybe if they ever fix the teleport to move bs then it will be ok.

By now it should be pretty obvious that 2/3 of those games are cancelled.

The absolute best Valve could manage is some kind of new MP shooter with the option to play with or without VR. If they manage that, I can forgive them slightly.

Anything else is a complete waste of fucking time.

I loved Resident Evil 7 in VR, 15 minutes my ass. Until Dawn Rush of Blood was awesome too

until dawn: movie game
Re7: walking sim
Not real games sweetie.

>can't even walk forward
10/10 valve did it again

>How come there's not a single thread about this?
>Valve
Gee

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Valve as so cringe now
How did this happen?

Rush of Blood isn't the same as Until Dawn but I see the kinda person I'm dealing with so okay

>more le zany reddit humor
why couldnt valve replicate the opressive atmosphere of portal 1
fucking hacks

the 'kinda person youre dealing with' is a top 10% dota 2 player and has played 500+ games sweetie.

Fuck, that was funny.

because its a tech demo and not a game

based brainlet

have sex

nigga VR doesn't have shit to do with that boring ass game lmao, stop trying to brag

Look, a big boy. A big boy in his big boy pants.

t.buttblasted zoom zooms

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Because VR gaming is a meme gimmick and no one gives a fuck despite the fanboys deluded insistence that every year is finally the year it will take off.

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Last I heard the speculation was it's an HDR prototype mentioned here
youtube.com/watch?v=Y20twV0m__8#t=846

we are having fun without you lol

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=37&v=vaZVKgX6Wb4
This single title is making me contemplate buying VR.

It's literally a 20 minute animation you can watch in 2D anyway. I have VR, and I couldn't give a fuck about this garbage.

I hope that Quest takes off in Japan, and that they backport some of the games they make to PC. Right now, VR in Japan is a fucking abomination, even worse than the laughable western market.

Because it's not done, so who cares.

>zipping
nope.

How about you commit toaster bath? I need to be able to head pat Holo

>really squeeze it
>I CAN TAKE IT
oh yeah bb my weeny is ready for vr

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Cant fucking wait for the 28th.

>humour
euro plz go

all they have are their little tech demos.
VR= tech demo machines.

holy shit that was funny, when can we expect this to come out ?

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Caloric surplus

Cope harder

it's pure rdddit humor

Pretty funny, shame they only want to make VR demos

next month, when the index is full released

Valve Index is the new standard.

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fat disease

>someone gave you a just dance dancepad
>psvr doesnt even have roomscale
what did this coping fag even mean by this

>maybe VR isn't just a meme?
>buy a Rift S
>play some games
>jerk off a bit
>beginning to suspect it might be a fucking meme and this tech needs 10 more years in the oven
I'll dick around with it some more before returning it. Maybe some game will click with me.

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What's it gonna say in 2020?

If you want a thread, fucking make a thread about it. Nothing is preventing you. There is no why other than nobody else did or cared. Jesus you're thick.

H3VR is fun if you play some of the gamemodes, but everything about it screams "this game was made by one person".

Pavlov is the only option in terms of MP, and again, everything about it screams "dogshit indie project filled with bugs".

I enjoy VR, I think it's pretty fun for an hour or two a day, but by no means is it the future of gaming in its current state. We're a long way off this stuff being viable.

>teleportation
so valve wants to kill VR? is that it?

I always forget that Valve are fucked when it comes to playtesting.

They aren't going to put out a single title of any value, because they're still stuck on this teleportation garbage. They have to realise that people will just get the fuck over it if the games are good.

I feel sick after a few hours of locomotion at this point. It's not great, but it's a lot better than the first time I tried VR. People will adapt or die, making games for the 20% of people who can't get over sim sickness is just the death of VR.

Can you imagine if we appealed to epileptics in more ways than a warning.

I don't get why the teleportation thing for this. A big part of portal was building your character's momentum through various means (portals, falls, the different gels in 2). Why would they commit to a system where your character can't have any momentum?

I've bought a car for less money.

How much did you spend repairing it?

This is just a tech demo, like everything else Valve releases for VR. But the fact they're insisting on teleportation this hard makes me worried that they're never going to release a real fucking game, the best we're going to get is F-stop with hacked in movement support or something.

>current year
>teleporting
Y I K E S

This is made by Cloudhead games for Valve to show off knuckles interactions.
How many fucking times does it have to be said?

That's cute, is that anime fun to watch or is it just for cute fox girl?

Did he tongue that flap?

having fun jerking off in vr chati nyour loli avatars with other grown men?

The teleport system looks lifted straight from the existing Lab demo, this is possibly just an addition to that which shows off the Knuckles more directly.
The whole point of the Lab is to showcase various aspects of the VR systems, so it makes sense to me.

>>The teleport system looks lifted straight from the existing Lab demo,
It's the same teleport system Valve has been using for everything, SteamVR Home has the same garbage.

I really doubt that they'll release even a single game without at least teleporting as the default option.

This isn't even made by Valve lmao.

I really wish the retard playing would look at whats happening infront of him instead of at the ground.

I was too retarded to install Revive. Are those worthwhile on Quest?

Ricochet VR

garbage genes + ludicrous anglo food culture + being milked by american "food" corporations + no self-control

Probably bad posture. VR reviews/journos really highlighted the golem problem.

In a shitty tutorial game. Why not?

Everything VR related took off in Japan and the best they could do is come up with mental gymnastics to shit on foreigners while wasting their lives away in a game by foreigners (VRChat)

>not posting from VR
FAGGOTS

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I'm beginning to suspect something is wrong with my eyes because stuff like browsing in VR is blurry. So either something is wrong or staring at stuff on screens right upclose to your eyeballs makes everything look worse.

VR sucks for browsing, the screen is very low res

You're gonna need a headset with at least 1440p X 1440p for regular browser text to be comfortable to read.

Because everyone has moved on from your VR bullshit, paid shills.
Fuck this garbage, no one wants to play a game with shit strapped to their head where they can't see shit around them while waving around shitty imprecise wiimote-like controllers.

only one thing makes you fat

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>imprecise wiimote-like controllers
something tells me that you fell for the wii meme and never tried VR

>valve
>VR
Gee I wonder.

Because VR is dead.

NOT MADE BY VALVE RETARDS
Cloudhead Games made it