Here's your Death Stranding pre-order bonus, bro

Don't worry i will double dip just for you

Kiss my glorious golden ass.

sony forced ratchet and clank ps4 to have pre order bonuses, odds are this is the same deal.
explains why its half assed and kinda lame

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Borderlands 3 is doing this shit too, gold guns have always looked tacky

>*In-game items unlock via story progression

I fucking wish. It's never like this. I tend to buy GOTY versions because I'm not an ADD zoomer so I don't mind waiting for the version with the most content and all the bugfixes and patches so I always end up starting the game with a dozen overpowered items in my inventory because some kid on Yea Forums cried he had to play the video game to unlock new items.

Im a Yea Forums refugee. Is this real? Whats the context?

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The context is that the new meme of modern media is “shut up and turn your brain off”. If you were from Yea Forums you would know this

>end up starting the game with a dozen overpowered items
This is always the gayest shit and anyone who thinks this is cool is fucking lame. Everytime pre-order shit is activated on game start I always go the extra mile and make sure that shit is absolutely deleted/discarded/removed from my game at all costs. Even cosmetic pre-order shit is extremely gay because of the connotation behind it.

You did a shit job explaining that user. Everyone already knows that. Who is the guy? And what was the context of him saying that. Its not hard, try and keep up sweetie

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In most games you can dump the items or choose not to use then which is better than nothing, but it sucks when that usually means you don't get any access to those items at all. I wish DLC just added those items to the game world and made me work for them in proportion to their worth like with any other loot. Not either get them for free or completely miss out on them.

>not knowing who red letter media is
>posting wojack shitposts
fresh off the boat, I see

Leaked image of the items being worn ingame

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Have sex

cope harder, newfag

>speed skeleton

>Yea Forums refugee
>doesn't know redlettermedia

which is it?

First day on the internet, huh? And you decided to jump right in the deep end of a hate speech website while at it. Ever hear the expression "lurk moar" newfag?

youtube.com/watch?v=b5ZchzyDPJw

imagine outing yourself like that. lurk for 3 more years you retarded nigger faggot redd*t cancer patient

>armor

gameplay confirmed! we did it bros!

>spoonfeeding the retard

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That empty bouncer shadow still makes me mad

where's the golden baby dlc?

Watching red letter media is peak reddit you retard. Not the other way around.

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i think i'll pass on this game. looks like a clusterfuck and barely and gameplay has been showed

ok retard

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All that pretentious nonsense and in the end he's a talentless sellout. A fucking joke. Imagine an arthouse film with scenes cut out unless you pre-order a ticket.

Higher rez

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Kind of lame for a weird game like this to have pre-order bonus shit. Will pre-order bonuses ever fizzle out? They're so played out at this point and they all suck for the most part.

It literally says in the image that the pre-order items are unlockable ingame...

Why do you guys find it so hard to believe that im from Yea Forums and dont know some tertiary character on a movie review youtube channel? If anything, watching red letter media is the reddit thing to do. You guys are the normies for consuming normie media

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pc announcement when?

Fuck this shit. Give me some sunglasses for the baby.

>doesn't know who they are
>but then claims that watching them is reddit
>literally parroting what another user said prior

holy shit you are fucking cancer go back to Yea Forums and whine about dany

Their quality is irrelevant, people will continue to buy them. It's like printing money for the devs/publishers.

with items as superflous as these, i thought the exact same thing.

Ive actually never seen game of thrones. Dude, its you who looks more reddit in this exchange. Literally watching GoT and red letter media. Thats the most reddit and normie you can be. Yikes!

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that description explains nothing

>not knowing something on the internet makes you a retard

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This user is right, ill bet youare one of those GoT burlington bar watchers

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I never stated I watched GoT, I implied that other user does because that's all they fucking do on Yea Forums you absolute retards holy shit other boards are fucking cancer YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

>still replying
that's a reddit move right there faggot

>gold
so cool wow dude wooow

But you mentioned the character dany. So you are saying that someone can know characters of a show without having watched it which contradicts your post made here: Check mate, have sex sweetie :^)

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>We learn about pre order DLC in-game bonuses before we see a single frame of gameplay and have any idea what in-game items are there in the first place
Thanks? I have no idea what the fuck they are hoping for this game, but it's clear they are banking on Kojima's name alone selling it.

except I never claimed I didn't know who dany was before mentioning her, but you claimed to not know redlettermedia before saying they were reddit so there is no contradiction.

stick to checkers, brainlet.

We're seeming gameplay today. The pre-order page was uploaded early by mistake.

She's right that scene was garbage.

I really didnt recognize that guy. Its always the shlubby guy who looks depressed who gets memed on Yea Forums and i never click on those threads. Idk why you have such a hard time believing this. What does it matter anyways? This board is shit and overrun with trannies anyways, the fact that you think its even worth defending from outsiders is pathetic.

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You're focusing on a minor issue. The real issue is the gameplay, specifically the combat, and the setting. It's gonna be fucking dogshit, know why? Because it's trying to be like John Wick western garbage. I hate John Wick. I hate how John Wick looks. I hate how he fights. I hate his movies. I hate how normies jerk off over that trash. Oh the cinematrography is so amazing! Oh the fight scenes are superb! Oh it's soooooooooo stylish! Fuck off, no it isn't. It's boring drab realism taking place at night in fucking nightclubs and dark city streets. It's not uniquely interesting to look at at all, it's basically Death Stranding without the Death or the Stranding, or vampire the masquerade without the vampire or a masquerade. Just some dude killing people in a fucking night club and city streets, but oh, oh, they wear suits! They wear suits, and barely say a word, and try to look badass and cool, and omg the club has red lights, and red lights, and orange lights, oh man, so stylish so stylish put that dickin my mouth joe, get it all in there, get it ALLLL IN THERE!

I love how uncomfortable everyone always looks in photos with this furfag

extreme amount of concentrated mad, seething and cope
wouldn't be surprised if this was pasta

The furry probably loves that too.
>look, my degenerate faggotry is enabled by being good at video games, fuck everyone
Can't even be mad at him desu.

I imagine those fursuits smell awful. Not something you can throw in the washing machine and probably to embarassing to take it to dry cleaners. How do gay furries wash the loads off the suits bros?

And unnecessary, when Scarlet Witch takes on Thanos by herself in the previous scene. But they did this again in Infinity War.

>death stranding is trying to be like John wick
stopped reading

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I don’t know who the fuck that retard is either. Does Yea Forums have elitism over youtube celebs now? What the fuck?

>The pre-order page was uploaded early by mistake
Imagine being this naive. Companies "leak" things by "mistake" all the time, conveniently when they want to fuel hype

Would you rather have a green mara or a gold mara?

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I know user, i know.
>tfw youve been on the chans so long that /nu-v/ is calling you a newfag for not recognizing their youtube e celebs

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Please leave

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>you can wear hat and glasses
There's more information about the game in a pre order ad that we got in the past 2 years

>you can dress up as a high norman reedus

See this postGoddamn zoomers. Not everyone keeps up with the latest e celebs. Believe it or not there was a time where there was no youtube.
Ive literally been here since 2007
So why dont you ju

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Niggers -> ps4 is for niggers -> gold shit preorder
Everything has an explanation.

found the mental midget

Im not even /pol/ tier but anyone with half a brain cell knows that the blacks love ps4 and gold. Thats not even a controversial statement to make.

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t. nigger

pure kino. ive watched all of these so many times

The first iteration of gold gun i think was from goldeneye on the n64, it was a 1 hit kill gun making it the most powerful. Gold guns have since been kind of a videogame history/culture thing.

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>nigger tier bonuses
Sony sure does know it's fan base.