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Their best content was when they were just Matt and Pat on machinma, playing exaggerations of their characteristics, probably doing scripted gags. You watch those long 30 minute LPs with Matt, Pat and Woolie and you see how boring they actually are.
CSB is better than friendscast
Pat was unironically the worst. Doesn't even make any interesting content.
The Naruto LP was pretty solid.
No you’re not I literally just watched you play Soul Calibur with a cripple a couple hours ago
I miss liam.
Shut up Liam
>does LPs you'd want Pat in with uncharismatic ESLs
Thanks, Darlington. I'll surely watch them.
I only sub to woolie for csb notifications and woolie figures it out. His other content is dull.
>click on a non-Pat video
>hear some screeching autistic tranny
>close the video
Who the fuck is that and why is he in everything?
>YOOOOOOO *coughs up a pound of phlegm* T-T-THAT'S UH UH UH UM SHIT WHAT WAS THAT CALLED *high pitched laugh*
What did Woolie "Woolsworth" Madden mean by this
>*chimps out at stream commenter who disagrees with him*
...
Seriously, why has he become such a confrontational asshole lately?
Is it stress from nobody watching his videos with those other guys?
His sister died and he went full Wakandan supremacist
That combined with being wrong 50% of the time and Pat encouraging him to double down on his mistakes and yell at people offering facts/counter points against them.
he has no income anymore
Video
Games
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Nobody reply to it
RT is the EA of lets playing. squeeze them for all they're worth leaving a soulless husk before throwing them on the trash heap.
How is Woolie and Pat's podcast?
RT hasn't made anything good in years.
Basically more the same.
They are the only news worth reading
>6
whats ur fav video game
Much worse than the old podcast ever was.
>defending trannies on the regular
>don't make fun of retarded shit games journalists put out because they know the tranny
>Woolie becoming Pat 2.0, constantly doubling down when he's wrong
>Pat is still there
It's fucking garbage m80
More or less the same.
Them being wrong about everything and Pat going on rants about random bullshit. I love it.
Boring as fucking shit
Now that sleepycabin is back there is no reason to still keep following it
I'm rooting for Woolie to move on to better things in the future and finally separate himself completely from his past in SBFP. Pat is extremely fucking boring right now. He plays like shit, often cheats when he can't advance and is just flat out a piece of drywall doing fuck all. I tried to watch his stream a bit and I couldn't stomach it. I legitimately felt like I was wasting my fucking time because there was zero entertainment value. Woolie's youtube stuff is, at the worst of the worst, at least watchable for some entertainment.
I cannot fucking believe they didn't continue doing LPs though. I'm guessing they both wanted to maximize profit to themselves but whatever.
Has anyone else noticed that Pat is telling more and more obvious lies recently?
I don't understand how people watch Pat's stream, let alone give him fucking MONEY for it.
He doesn't have to try anymore now that he's got a handful of loyal paypigs on his stream. They'll keep feeding him money as long as he keeps up his blank retard stare and hour+ long donation reads. Anything else he does doesn't matter so why not make some funny lies?
why is this guy such a dick now?
why is their podcast so annoying now? was matt the good guy after all? am I, the audience, the matt now?
You're cheer-leading a 33 years old man
When you get people who dont know what they are talking about constantly yelling at you gets grating, I don't blame him.
Stress from matt's yt channel actually becoming more successful.
Officially back? I saw the one episode on the feed but haven't heard any official "we're back and gonna produce regular podcasts" news.
Woolie wants to make the best product, so we have to assume that the channel content is what he considers to be the best product. Now, the games might be the best games, but he's delusional if he thinks his co-pilots are the best people to do that shit.
This week's podcast he said he's going to some fighting tourney to do commentary for no pay, specifically for exposure bucks. We don't know if the exposure bucks thing is a joke but it very well might not be. Who the hell knows what their finances are like; we know the YouTube dollars don't matter to them which means the only thing left are the Twitch subscriptions and Podcast ads there have recently been a few podcasts where there are no ads, which means there aren't enough people listening to the podcast who are hitting up the ads to justify giving them more ads. Pat's probably fine even if he can't follow his own streaming schedule, has Paige's help, and having whored himself out to the memespewing retards in the audience.
If you ask me, they missed something of a small golden age of LPing in 2019. They could have made a short-term sacrifice and inconvenience and LP'd that shit together to reinforce the past user base's interest rather than just not play those fucking games, play them with uncharismatic people, or just slow-drip it like they have been. RE2, KH3, AC7, Yakuza, DMC5, Sekiro, MK11. It's such a fucking large number of premium properties all in this year. It could have super helped build a library of content or rally the base to show they got back on the horse.
They left money on the table not doing these games as traditional LPs. They hated not having hands on the controller while the other guy played like shit, like Pat's impressions of MGS5 were ruined because of Liam's playstyle. And the thing is, we now know these can't catch the details firsthand and need YouTube/Twitter scholars to help them so why the fuck does it matter if you have to watch some guy play it.
Is it actually successful though, or just more successful than the dying embers of woolie's channel
wow this "pat" guy sounds like a huge fag!
It feels like they've just stopped caring, there's no energy in the podcasts any more, which was fine for the occasional one off christmas cast, but every episode is just annoying. Also nobody is calling woolie out on shit effectively is leading to him getting big headed in my opinion.
sick essay dude
Liam's streams are honestly the most entertaining of all their solo acts. Woolie is incompetent and always has charisma blackhole random guests, Pat just rants on about inane bullshit with his wife for hours on end and reads chat donations and mostly plays boring-ass MMOs or roguelites, it's barely even a video game steam at this point, and who the fuck cares what Matt is doing?
>finally separate himself completely from his past in SBFP.
You can tell he desperately wants to but is met with middling success. I feel the issue with Woolies content is that he either does LPs with people that arent really interesting or charismatic or covers games that arent really popular enough(fighting games).
I don't know.
>Matt was secretly holding the whole show together behind the scenes and stopping pat from getting lazy and woolie from making terrible decisions
He really was the bossman all along
>Liam's streams are honestly the most entertaining of all their solo acts
imagine actually being a liamfag lmao
both of these guys are unbearable solo
>w-why!
>h-how can PAT GET GOOD THINGS
>WHY AM I STUCK STREAMING FOR 50 PEOPLE
>
A video game is an electronic game that involves interaction with a user interface to generate visual feedback on a two- or three-dimensional video display device such as a TV screen, virtual reality headset or computer monitor. Since the 1980s, video games have become an increasingly important part of the entertainment industry, and whether they are also a form of art is a matter of dispute.
They stopped doing LPs because they didn't like how they experienced the first impressions of the game watching the other guy play. That's fine and understandable.
But then you realize it's a job. And like all jobs there is shit you don't want to do. And furthermore, is it so fucking bad to get all your first impressions from someone else playing the game? 50% of your first impressions somewhat tainted by not holding the controller to have what is possibly the easiest LPing job on the planet? Is it so fucking bad to have 20 hour work weeks? Would doing an RE2 LP together later have taken money out of Pat's RE2 Twitch pocket?
I sure as fuck didn't watch Pat LP RE2. Alone on Twitch. With no fucking color commentary. Or with Paige who doesn't know shit about anything and has zero attention span.
>Knows RT has been shit for years and now his friend joined that trashfire and panics
Yea Forums never talks about playing sports, but people who play them. What is the difference?
>40 minutes of downtime as pat sits there reading off fucking names from donators
I miss the old days...
Now my only problem with woolies lps are the games arent fucking interesting and the people he plays with are barely understandable, I have to actually pay attention to what these chucklefucks are saying. He does much better in the stream format imo than pat.
>watching episode 9
>pat shit talking anthem
>woolie trying to defend the game without seeming like he's trying to defend the game
This was the pick-me-up I needed today.
Thank you user.
Fucking idiot. You just had to give him attention.
stage 1 trannyism
Nah man, I went back to listen to some of the older casts and they were great, they actually had energy, people would get into dumb arguments and it wasn't just two people trying to fill the air instead of 4 people flinging shit at each other.
>CSB
>pats epic store rant
>pats GRRM/gaben rant
>woolie's GOT rant
I love it so much.
>sleepycabin is back
gonna need a fucking source on that right now
You weren't supposed to respond to it you retard. Delet this
If Liam goes full tranny I'll be pretty sad, he used to be really funny.
Train wreck or not, it's always a treat hearing about the world spiraling out of control with them.
Well, SOMEONE has to play Devil's Advocate now that Liam's gone, otherwise every podcast would be nothing but Pat's inane rants for hours on end with no discussion or counter-point.
who's your favorite 1980s mlb player
is it Mom's fault?
Pat literally saying "GRRM should refund everyone if he doesn't make the next book" is so fucking ridiculous of a statement, but it's the Pat I love.
I will only be able to put up with Pat's bullshit for so long
Woolie needs to be more aggressive with calling him out
CSB is better than friendast at the end of its life, but it sure as fuck isn't better than friendcast in its prime.
On the off chance this is you Pat quit skipping streams faggot.
woolie can't really survive on his own because he's the "straight man" in the comedy duo of whatever thing does. when he's alone, he's just going to be boring. woolie is fun when he has someone like pat making stupid ass comments for him to get mad at. honestly pat and woolie should just have a duo channel or something like that. pat mostly seems fine, but i don't think woolie grasps how fleeting e-fame is and how much doing weak content hurts him.
They need to be more aggressive calling each others shit out.
Or fuck it, just bring Plague on, he'll happily call them both out on all their shit
ueah its me pat how you guys doing
He's getting to his most extremist pat bullshit yet. I don't know how much bullshit he can muster up, but I love it. I just want Woolie to tell Pat to "shut the fuck up you stupid person" than try to outwit him, cause you can't outwit someone like Pat who is just being a shit.
>Pat just blurts out George R.R. should just lock himself in a room somewhere and finish the fucking book
>GRRM comes out the next day and gives people permission in 2020 to lock him away to finish the fucking book
Fucking poetry.
>Pat going on that long and so passionately about a series he hasn't watched adapted from a book series he hasn't read
What is it with him and wanting to talk about things he has no knowledge of? Like he likes talking authoritatively about things he doesn't know anything about more than the things he knows stuff about.
Why? He was pretty much Yea Forums during his peak with them. Fuck Yea Forums.
Woolie is a showfag who repeats think piece opinions. Nothing he says is genuine. He barely remembers any characters names. It's hard to take his criticisms seriously when last season he loved every aspect of it. He's just riding the trend.
Pats rants are always filled with nonsense logic.
CRAZY TALK. It happens everytime
Every Plague stream is a miracle of the universe. Him deconstructing Woolie's old works of fiction is bliss.
The only way forward is to confiscate the salad dressing.
>implying all of their friends aren't just as cancerous as them
"People" that like plague especially need to be strung up by their balls and beaten like pinatas
He has to fill several hours of podcast time.
why are you treating a video game podcast like a daytime soap opera?
It's not what they say that I love, it's just them being passionately angry about something. It fuels me, even if they are wrong it's still highly entertaining.
>game of thrones was amazing and stumbled at the finish line!!!
no, it's been fucking dreck since season 5, it just got SO BAD that even blind normalfags couldn't bear it
Ok, lets lay odds on if plague would enjoy that provided you dressed up in a fursuit first?
>Brinf on plague
>Plague sucking himself off over what a great "writer" he is for hours
>Nothing he says is genuine
When's the last time Woolie has actually said something genuine? Everything about him is following some trend.
All the best best friends content was Pat and Woolie, so I was hoping we'd just be getting that from now on
The dmc5 lp happened, but that's pretty much it
what a fag
At this point it's a general pop culture podcast, but that doesn't make Pat's insane rants any better
You can TELL Woolie wants to tell him to shut the fuck up but doesn't want to stir shit
Is this the friend simulator of choice for Yea Forums?
Nah thats dsp
please don't make fun of us for being huge fag losers
The thing is, Pat has experienced this exact same phenomenon before with HL3 or Battlestar and it always plays out the exact same way. Pat is mentally replacing HL3 or Battlestar in his rant with Game of Thrones and it's basically correct.
There's a reason why he predicted Game of Thrones was going to be a dumpster fire and I can see his line of thought because I played Halflife and watched Battlestar too. Whether or not you believe me I saw that the show was going to shit in Season 2 and I read the books and followed the show to the end.
No that's Wings of Redemption
Why is woolie such a faggot? I'm really getting tired of his braindead opinions.
I think you mean ranting about dragonball and his farm philosophy.
Sometimes, avoiding conflict and avoiding pain will make your life much more conflicting and painful. Pat said it best when he said, "there are worse things than getting punched in the face."
why the fuck does this guy even want to be an eceleb when everything sends him down an anxiety spiral
go into therapy and get a normal job or something i dont know
And the subtle undercurrent of furry fetishism.
What a worthless fucking faggot who cant be happy that something good happened to his friend
Based Woolz. The Tobey Maguire schlock is pure nostalgia, m8.
He's just taking a potshot at you by calling you a sissy for caring about a podcast. Why are you even responding? If you must, just call him a nigger, tell him to have sex, or share your favorite joke from the fifth episode of the Simpson's eleventh season.
>Why is woolie such a faggot?
Because every ounce of him is fake, he's a Plastic Man.
At least he can spell Spider-man correctly
An eceleb getting a normal job? After tasting "fame"? That'll be the day.
>subtle
Hes mad because when he tried to break off it got him a 100 viewer stream and no partnership, its hilarious in hindsight
I think he's one of those people that started off "quiet and awkward" but entered an anxiety spiral the more his conflict avoidance was validated. Letting the "anxious" get away with hiding from stressors is the single worst thing you can do to them.
What's her endgame?
>spiderverse
It's because he's black, user.
This thread is filled with kiwifarms rejects. Have fucking sex.
damn, i love woolie i ight kill for the wool..."
"I need you to tell me what's wrong."
This question made me feel like I wasn't being told the truth. "It's... uh, uh, the weather," Anna said in a calm voice. "It's always too hot in my room."
"It's fine," I said. "It was freezing when I brought you here."
I started walking, thinking how I should be able to move, when my vision cleared. I was lying on the bed across from the door to Elsa's bedroom. My head was turned with my left eye pressed against the door frame. Everything around me looked frozen—every surface was frozen, even the clothes Anna had given me that day when she asked me if I wanted to go dress up. I wasn't wearing my shirt that night because someone had knocked out the light switch just above my head.
Elsa would never tell anyone this, but she had been right. The rain had been on my head. It dripped down down my chin when I looked into it. It stopped dripping when I got to sit up and stared at my face.
"Anna."
I nodded silently.
And then the rain stopped. And all at once, Anna's face and hands were wet with tears.
>streamed for the first time in 8 months
>sizeable number of people join and throw hundreds of dollars at him
Ill never understand some people
I wanna talk how surprising that Matt is the most successful person out of the whole fucking group
>Has youtube bait analysis
>Has a patreon
>Has enough different series with decent variety
>Collaborates with fucking wrestlers on his shitty cereal videos
I did not see this coming. I thought he would be as forgotten as Liam but somehow he pulled through. Meanwhile Woolie counts on the podcast and is desperate to have a presence in the FGC that he made a commentary reel. And I can never be assed to watch Pat's entire stream.
that Mom character is a hilarious dumpster fire. She crowdfunded her car repair recently
Do you know one of these people?
Did the amount donated help pay off that car accident and mouthing off to that cop?
Spending a lot of money on gacha games while complaining how they run low on funds.
> She crowdfunded her car repair recently
is crowdfunding a more acceptable term for asking for alms?
I don't know but I want to fuck him
To be fair they spent something like 30 minutes ranting about how Randy Pitchford is probably a complete sociopath for retweeting a "video where a kitten gets tortured" they hadn't watched (the video is just a kitten getting harmlessly pinched by a crab).
Seeing how willing they are to go off the (wrong) deep end without ever fact-checking, I'll take Woolie playing devil's advocate a little bit.
>Woolie slowly turned into Pat 2.0, who treats his shitty opinions as professional criticism and wont hear otherwise
Woolie used to be coolest one of the group but now he is just boring and annoying to listen to.
Havent listening to their podcasts since the first Castle Beast.
The only way I can crack smile with their content now is by watching their old LPs from all the way back in 2015 or earlier. L.A. Noire LP was the last one that was actually legit funny from start to end.
Me? I'm one of these people, 100%.
Maybe its because Matt treats his job like its actually a job?
Kudos to him for making it work though
Plague claims to lack the time and attention as-is. Whether or not that's legitimate that's how he feels. Getting him on a podcast on the regular for 3 hours a week probably would fuck him in some manner.
It seems like he still runs the farm, which scrapes in whatever few meagre dollars a month, which he clearly uses to support his family who at some point will be too old to help him run said farm. And they're already really fucking old so he has to make hay while they're still physically capable because sure as fuck in Kentucky there's no pension or medicare. Plague bitches about living in a cultural-sinkhole but I think even if his town had a cornucopia of cuisines and a nerd-community for him to spend money on I think he seriously doesn't have that money to spend. His Patreon is enough for himself but he's supporting two other elderly parents.
go easy on Liam. his girlfriend cucked him
>tfw that rant about trans Naoto and gay Kanji
Whenever I think of Matt these days I remember Woolie's comment of, "Matt the Cow" and the butthurt he got in response.
Holy fuck did that actually happen?
Why would you ever drop the spaghetti that hard during a livestream?
At least turn off the stream and pretend to be sick or something later.
Go pet your retarded cat and enjoy the very few moments left with your dying wife instead of being a faggot Pat
Woolie kept repeating the cat was killed.
They fucking kept up this stupid fucking lie for 30 minutes.
The video is 9 seconds.
These fucking stupid faggots, someone needs to stop them. Holy shit.
How they are or aren't?
Unpopular opinion,i like how nice n simple their content was. Just dudes playin ganes and it was also cool to hear qhat they knew about the games they played eg dmc or sh2.
Aince they are dead now all i can do is watch plagueofgripes and his dark souls series which is pretty cool too. My favourite content creator rn
>quit the faggotry
>being Pat
Pick one.
Love that angry dwarf.
No, fuck you. People have been "going easy" on him his entire life and that's why he's got the mental fortitude of an eggshell. Matt's the same way, his discussion on how his parents didn't even care if he *tried* to do sports spoke volumes on his home life.
Wait, Pat finally married Paige? I haven't been listening to the podcast for something like 4 months now.
>Counted on being a streamer
>Didn't work out
>"W-well, time to go to college! Gotta have real skills, eh!?"
I can't believe I defended Liam in the past threads. Why the fuck is he anxious? I thought he would be happy but it seems whenever things don't go his way he bitches about it.
Say what you want about Matt but he at least genuinely loves the shit he talks about. Helps that he doesn't like the same generic shit like everyone (Jojo, Got, etc.) He's also been building his stuff even during his days of SBF.
i thought liam fucked mom
This.
Woolie goes from "THIS IS THE HYPEST SHIT EVER" to "THIS IS THE WORST SHOW I EVER WATCHED" in the blink of an eye.
I was confused at first but then I reminded myself that Woolie fucking watches Jojo and think its the best shit ever, so he being a retarded makes sense.
How they *are* gay and trans.
Pat and Woolie were aping the popular meme opinions that month about Persona 4 and even did a bit of tutting over Japan's "archaic" views of personal freedom vs. communal responsibility and argued the author's intent for those characters doesn't matter.
SJWs
This is beyond pathetic, he can't be fucking happy for a friend? I fucking hate how weak people are today, especially men. It makes me happy to know this loser will off himself in a few years.
Can't wait for Paige to move her head too fast one day and die. Pat is such a little gremlin that deserves no happiness
>Matt is business man who likes making money and wants more money
>Pat is a lazy shit who somehow has people throw money at him
>Woolie has almost nothing
>Liam is a cunt so fuck him
based off a picture i saw i'm pretty sure he is his girlfriend so are you saying he got laid?
t. Liam
>Why the fuck is he anxious? I thought he would be happy but it seems whenever things don't go his way he bitches about it.
Because people that suffer from social anxiety make mountains out of molehills and take every setback as a complete disaster. These people lack any emotional fortitude, user, a fucking snide remark will rake their metaphorical skin like a flensing knife because they've got the thickness of butterfly wings.
they're in an open relationship anyway. they only live together because it makes things cheaper
Even in loss Pat will find a way to revel. The madman always finds a way.
I'd fucking flay a man alive for a fandom of stable 50 people listening to my drivel and giving feedback.
Goddamn ungrateful cunt.
>got a Matt video recommendation the other day
>shit had like over a million views or something
Genuinely surprised me. Its one of the Wahhappen videos. I cant remember if it was actually a million views but I remember it had way more than their LPs ever did in the old channel.
Oh, so that's where all the retards spouting that shit came from.
Shut up liam
My major problem with the persona talk, and other stuff in general is how they just say objectively wrong things, don't correct themselves and antaganize others for calling them out.
>but then I reminded myself that Woolie fucking watches Jojo and think its the best shit ever, so he being a retarded makes sense.
Both of them watch JoJo and think it's the best shit ever, Woolie's hardly alone on this.
May not be fond of the guy, but his work on stuff like Wahhappun and other produced shows is impressive.
>GoT is a 73 hour movie that goes to shit at the 70th hour
As completely wrong this is I could take it if he then didn't start acting so condescending towards people still defending the show.
What?
>character has ANY superpower
>OMG IT'S A STAND!
It makes my soul ache
>Matt always ran jokes into the ground and only talked about movies
>actually expands his channel in smart ways and plays the e-celeb money machine
>Woolie always thought he was the creative type but his only skill is "running" a podcast
>ruins his channel with games no one cares about and friends that can't speak English
>everyone loved Pat for being the crazy one that never stopped talking shit
>goes the cheapest route to earn money without putting in any actual effort
I always hated Matt but it's pretty obvious who's winning here.
Oh yeah, I mentioned only Woolie because Pat having retarded opinions is old news.
Woolie before at least kept his opinions more to himself instead of putting it out there, but now he does it as if its for the sake of sounding like an asshole.
I ask myself that they can't possibly be more wrong about something every week but they just keep out stupiding themselves.
Like I'm just enjoying tuning in and seeing how much of a fool they can make themselves look live on Twitch.
His highest is 600k on Fallout 76, but Whahappun is objectively well done.
>her
Gaining enough internet clout to eventually run some crowdfunding scam
hahahaha what a fucking baby
not even the most bitter middle aged housewife holds a grudge for this long over this menial bullshit
These threads have always attracted the most tabloid-tier filth for years. I can’t wait until these fucking Canadian nu-males are actually forgotten, in the non-meme way. Go have kids and get jobs, you stupid aging zoomers.
Stopped listening to the podcast when they spent a month crying about how """icky""" Japan is. Where the fuck did everything go so wrong with them
I really want to hate Matt because he was always such a tryhard unfunny cunt but WhaHappen is really good
>Where the fuck did everything go so wrong with them
They're Canadians, they were always like this. Thing is, you never saw this side of them because they didn't have a reason to show it to you.
>There are people on Yea Forums who defended Liam
>when they spent a month crying about how """icky""" Japan is
i assume you mean icky in terms of shit they put in games but what did they say was icky specifically?
i'm behind on the podcasts, is there really worse than the "drugs are not so bad Japan so change this" discussion ?
Isn't it weird how you spent years and years and years watching their content, and barely a week after it ended it's like they never existed?
No you don't get it though, the English voice actor for Kanji was told his character was gay, which means he 100% is because voice actors on a budget are never told things that aren't completely accurate just to get a specific performance without delving into nuance.
Also a shadow self isn't how you're afraid other people see you as and not necessarily how you really are, what are you talking about.
>Let's make it official! Whenever we say the Spider-Man Trilogy, we now actually mean these three unrelated pieces of media with their own separate canon and creative teams and ideas and not the actual Spider-Man trilogy that's actually a trilogy of films because that'd make too much sense!
I really liked Woolies Naruto videos until he added his friends. His reactions to confusing things happening were fun. But then when Bimmy shows up the fun confusion turns into them pausing it and bimmy poorly explaining what happened or what woolie missed.
why did he think this was a good idea?
yeah regurgitating info others already researched is good content
They have trans friends like that fat one and talked about it and the other time I remember japan being brought up is when they talked about a manga artist who had tons of real child porn
Kenshin Manga authour getting a fine for CP while an actor in Judgement got basically erased for doing coke.
unlike liam I don't want any of them to fail, it's good that matt is doing well
>undercurrent
Woolie wishes he'd be as slick as my nigga Patrick "Eel" O'Brian
>Ninja gets Geneijin
DUDE THAT'S A STAND
>Dark Knight gets a shadow clone
DUDE THAT'S A STAND
>Machinist gets a robot buddy
DUDE THAT'S A STAND
Fuck Pat.
>talk about the Catherine Full Body "controversy"
>for an entire hour
>just going "what the FUCK Japan????" for an entire hour
>they were basing everything off of Twitter outrage over a mistranslation
Fucking epic podcast my dudes
Please tell me this is true. How does a nigga get cucked by his sister? LMAO
The show went to pure nonsense at any number of times after Ned's head fell off and before the final season. We can list the moments but let's just plant a flag at Stannis burning his daughter as one of them and Arya getting away from the Faceless Men scot-free being another. I didn't get the impression that Woolie was condescending, he pointed out that some people think while watching and some people just want to watch.
My problem with Woolie is that he didn't admit that he was an idiot all along and his brain was for the most part turned off for most of the series. Because if he made the realization at the final hours of the series, as a mature person he ought to realize the show had massive signs of being complete dogshit long before this point and that he was a fool for not realizing it and that he is now better for it. But he didn't admit to himself that he was an idiot all along and unfortunately that makes him sound like a bandwagoner.
>mfw Woolie was actually getting audibly aroused at the idea of slaughtering pedophiles
Like yeah I get it pedos are bad, but he spent maybe a solid minute describing how much he despises them. It's like that was the Two Minutes Hate and Woolie's only opportunity to express genuine negative emotion without fear of ticking someone off.
they compare it to the guy who writes Kenshin and is well known pedophile and a shit ton of cp. They get mad at if for like 30 minutes before giving up and going "welp cultrual differences are a bitch I guess"
Faggot
oh yea i did hear that podcast, while i do agree the situation is kinda ridiculous specially stopping judge eyes cause i wanted to play it their whole thing about how japan should be pressured into being more accepting of drugs and how their attitude is so wrong was retarded as fuck.
As stated, they referred to a clip of a cat being pinched by a crab as hard core"cat snuff" over and over for 30 mins, with no fact checking despite them spending every waking moment on Twitter, and cried about Randy being a sociopath because of it.
Like Randy is a living meme but if you're going make fun of him at least get the facts straight.
Pat is in the news and now your champion for taking down Epic
>that time they had on that weird autistic fan as a guest who after a certain point they just fully pretended wasn't there but the guy was too autistic to realize he was unwanted and kept commenting
Heres what happened:
Liam fucked up thinking only streaming would get him somewhere. I dont know what his plan was but obviously it didnt work.
Matt put the channel out of its misery and went straight away to work on his own channels, upload different types of videos, and from what I seen his "review" series actually worked and get him decent views.
Pat went to only stream, and apparently it worked, I will never understand why people watch his solo shit tho.
Woolie is kinda a mix of both Pat and Matt, having streams but also a channel with various videos, but last time I checked he doesnt get that many views anyway.
All in all I cant see any of them growing beyond their current level, but Matt did surprisingly get plenty views by himself so who the fuck knows.
>talking about Randy's cat snuff video
>Woolie off-handedly mentions that it was probably made in Russia or something
>feel immense fucking disgust rising in my stomach
That was the moment when I understood that they are actually using eastern europe and russia as a punching bag for whatever shitty things humans do. When they were talking about piracy and mentioned it I was absolutely okay with that, but realizing that they view my country as place populated by degenerates, where only bad shit happens made me generally upset.
Fuck.
I'm still angry.
>They get mad at if for like 30 minutes before giving up and going "welp cultrual differences are a bitch I guess"
No, they never gave up. You're leaving out the best part; Woolie getting extremely upset and going off on a delusional tirade about how, "we need to do something. We need to do something. We need to like... Internationally shame Japan. We need to clap back at them."
The fact another country operates in a way he doesn't like, and gets away with it, fucking destroyed him. He couldn't handle it.
Is Woolie literally unable to describe something without using comparisons to video games?
Not even Liam misses liam.
Their Kakuto Chojin play showed they can't play fighting games for shit:
oh fuck i forgot all about this. this was pure AIDS
Oh my god, are you talking about Alpha Gamboa? The guy who had the literal tard laugh?
>being this mad about an offhand comment
okay ruskie, maybe cool down with a squat and some vodka.
Really? I must have tuned out at them beating the dead horse for so long. That makes this even better!
I didn't mind it until the pattern was established.
it is
I'm so fucking glad Woolie gave no reaction to his stand comments about DRKS new power. yOU SUMMOM FRAY AND MANIFEST YOUR INNER DOUBTS AND TRAUMA TO HELP YOU FIGHT FOR JUSTICE BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN WORKING THROUGH SHIT
IT DOESN'T NEED TO BE A LE EPIC JOJO REFERENCE TO BE COOL YOU GINGER NIGGER
>Podcast better without Matt
>Matt is better solo
Turned out pretty well considering. Too bad Pat's content is worse than ever.
What episode is this?
I really wanna hear their talk about that because I swear those faggots were screaming about how Sony is censoring everything a couple podcasts back.
He spent his life playing fighting games, and he's not even that good at them. Only fighting games, nothing else. That's why when he's describing shit he's describing it with shit like, "Sophitia stingers" or "roundhouse kicks."
It's good he realised the LPs weren't his forte
Man, listening to that was so frustrating
>Woolie: RANDY IS DOING CAT SNUFF
>Woolie: By the way, I didn't watch it but yikes, Randy!
Woolie became like those Resetera faggots where they exaggerate everything. The video was so fucking tame that I'm 100% that people complained just for the sake of it. Maybe there was some resetera thread or some shit.
Remember the podcast where Woolie said to save the fighting game genre they need to make them like dark Souls and have the fighting part be the pvp?
I was watching pat stream the direct and EVEN though they kept calling it a shadow clone or whatever he just went STAND STAND MUH STAND OH MY GOD
Even if the crab-cat video wasn't a snuff video is there anything they said about Randy wrong even if the conclusion was reached by a false premise? Their biases were just confirmed, which is why they were so readily accepting of the false evidence, which is a cognitive error and the most tragic part of that is that it's an issue they won't correct.
I agree that ranting while being fucking horribly wrong is bad, but Randy is still that bad.
>view my country as place populated by degenerates, where only bad shit happens
Russia is pretty fucked compared to "the west", its not as bad as during the 90s anymore, but not being Brazil tier isn't exactly an achievement.
Everyone views your country like that. Because it is.
Don't you have dash cam footage to upload?
Pat's a lazy piece of shit following the path of least resistance to making money. I respect his financial acumen but despise what he's become.
goddamn what a pathetic ass fucking nigger
Can't be bothered to go through their old podcasts, it was a CSB podcast and the description for it should mention Catherine. Sorry I can't help more mang but please trust me you don't want to subject yourself to such cancer
>implying eastern "europeans" don't routinely stuff the neighborhood cats and dogs into bins and chuck them into the river
These aren't even pets. You idiots just have random roving bands of dogs and cats. You cannot tell me in your towns and villages you don't have to cleanse your streets from invading dogs.
Deny it and you'll be lying.
fucking a my sides
Dude, they literally use every other country as a punching bag, not just yours.
The only time I ever listened to any of them saying good things about other countries was the time Woolie mentioned how beautiful New Zealand was, and that was it.
>Woolie
>Yikes
>Oof
>Big oof
>That's a yikes from me
>Oof, ow, bow-wow, bow-wow-wow
And then he starts stuttering and I can't stand him. He's got so many verbal tics it's a chore, a literal CHORE to hear him speak.
Yes, that's one of the things that pisses me off about them too.
They act all "yikes" and "that's racist", but they're just massive hypocrites. They have an enormous hard-on for stereotypes and generalizations.
But Personas are basically stands, anons.
I mean yeah, he was fucking awful at video games. Watching him fumble around in Kingdom Hearts physically hurt to watch.
Nigger I was part of people who doxxed a couple of sociopathic thots who were taking dogs and cats from shelters just to kill them for instagram likes. Hate for people killing animals who can't fight back is international, suggesting that I somehow am supposed to not care about it since life in my country "is fast and cruel" is a terrible and prejudiced explanation. Fuck you.
>but Randy is still that bad
he's a piece of shit but when you come at someone with bullshit information specially when you're saying it in a place where people might just take the info at face value and assume you did your research you give randy an out to say that all the hate against him is made up bullshit.
What the fuck does that mean? no really.
>And what-not
reminder that matt uses his wifes money to pay for views
>Woolie became like those Resetera faggots where they exaggerate everything
They were all always like that. Each one of them. From day one.
One thing I can't stand is when he repeat things for emphasis.
>anime poster
Ahahaha go back to your fucking dictatorship you drunken subhuman bootstain.
>taking dogs and cats from shelters just to kill them for instagram likes
Russia...
>fighting games are primarily a matter of time investment
>Woolie says he loves them but the only game he's ever put in enough time to "git gud" at was 3rd Strike
>every video series where he plays fighting games just shows off how little of a shit he actually gives
>pretends he's qualified to commentate at EVO
As someone who actually loves fighting games, I hate his fucking guts.
>but they're just massive hypocrites.
You described the average Canadian urban liberal - urban liberals in general, actually. 60 Minutes did a segment a year or two ago that showed your typical "progressive" liberal still thinks the average white Southerner is a hyper-racist inbred hick that sleeps with their sister, and they say this on video.
TRANNIES GOOD
>any time Woolie tries to do a voice or sing
I remembered he wanted a f2p model of fighting games where they rotate characters. Woolie should fight for crossplay if he wants any fighting game to live beyond discord matchmaking
During the Ahegao Academy streams you can see him become aware of his verbal ticks and get called out on them all. He's completely aware how much he's using them
If he's actually doing that he's smarter than I thought he was.
I have nothing against Russian people but come on, your country is pretty bad
>n-no guys listen this kotaku article where this landwhale tranny we know mishead "retort it" as "retarded" wasn't a bad article really it was a good read
>p-p-please believe us we love trannies
CSB is a parody of itself at this point
Deserved, he has only himself to blame for his massive decline.
Should've followed the 2 most important rules.
Don't insult your audience
Give your audience what it wants
Isn't that most things? Woolie has a serious problem with expressing his thoughts or speaking clearly, it's why he can just say "and and and and" or "like like like" twenty times before stuttering out a circular piece of logic about why he likes something.
Or, good lord, remember when he tried to talk about Captain Marvel and Brie Larson's misandrist rant? He spent maybe 5 minutes fumbling over how to explain it, only for Pat to outright state "Oh yeah, when Brie was saying those things about men?"
>Up against any mild obstacle
>Glances to his right so the chat can tell him the answer
>Up against any slightly important sounding speech option
>Glances to his right so the chat can tell him the answer
I don't think he actually likes video games.
>Woolie talks mad shit about multiple tv series for hours every podcasts
>he also praises crap like Jojo and Avengers
I've never seen someone try so hard to sound like an retard. You used to be okay, Woolie.
It's not a matter of Randy deserving it or not, they just do that all the time. This was a handy and relevant example.
The problem isn't shit talking Randy, because he totally deserves it all the time, it's getting used to go on a 30 minutes rant based on something blatantly wrong without ever bothering to check or doubt yourself.
JUST PLAY THE FUCKING GAME, HOLY SHIT
And you say that based on what, dashcam videos? Imagine if everyone was forced to install one just so they could own a car. You'd be surprised how much bullshit is happening on the roads regardless of what country it takes place it.
Again, it's all fun and games until my country is getting blamed for being the hotspot for sociopaths that kill animals for fun. Which isn't true in the slightest.
>sing
I am going to do every single verse that follows the one I started on and I WILL NOT stop OR put more effort into my singing no matter how cringy and awkward I am making things.
>*spends over an hour reading donations* in your path
What do?
Nigger can't even tell left from right. Of course he can't express his thoughts intelligibly, he's never had a coherent thought in his life.
>I used to use the Friendcast for playing comfy games and relaxing
>every episode of CSB has a section where they go full retard for at least 30 minutes
Back to just listening to music I guess
Russia is an awful place to live compared to the first world. I'm sure there are some decent places to live within the kleptocracy.
I wish I had Pat's "drive and passion".
I'm talking specifically when he's not stuttering or grasping for words, just saying the same couple of words many times over intentionally.
I remember one thing he saw or heard something he liked and he went something like
>Cool-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-cool. Fo' sho' Fo' sho' Fo' sho' Fo' sho' Fo' sho'.
They aren't, they just did the one recording when Jeff and Corey came to LA.
>tfw Woolie has all these cool players in Montreal and have active scenes in so many different games
>Does nothing to improve his skills and just want to play casuals while pretending he has thuggery
I'll also not forget how him and Pat constantly gave excuses how shit they are because of their age. Woolie always show some niche fighting game and say how cool it is but he barely know how to play them.
It really odd that he doesn't truly accept different cultures at all. He enjoys wacky Japan stuff just fine but as discussed before it's only a shallow almost elitist mindset.
The longer they are separated from each other the more it becomes clear he is the most bigoted of them all.
Spite lives in all of us, user. You just gotta tap into it.
your country fucking sucks. that video of a girl torturing a cat is from russia. some russian whore ate poop from the toilet remember that video? fucking subhumans
I don't care about amount of junkies, hobos and alcoholics. I don't give a shit about terrible economy. You can blame my country for that and rightly so.
But nobody.
NOBODY except absolute degenerates and psychopaths kills animals for fun.
Sometimes it feels like he's doing that because he's got a genuine verbal tic and is filling the airspace with noise until he can figure out what he wants to say next, rather than trying to "emphasize" what he's saying. He's stuttered *way* too often in way too many podcasts to make it intentional.
>my country is getting blamed for being the hotspot for sociopaths that kill animals for fun
And your counterexample was that you have even more sociopaths that kill animals for fun(and instagram likes!). Right.
You're right, you don't combat Randy's gross dishonesty by being dishonest yourself. Unfortunately they won't correct their mistake even though they can on Twitter.
Pat's never really been about the integrity. The amount of effort from Paige and his tweetswarm it took to make him realize that fucking on retail workers was not kind or justified. I guess Woolie isn't big on it either.
They told the Liam Neeson story and they somewhat threw him under the bus for it. The man came out and admitted to having a horrible racist impulse and the world ridiculed him for his apology. People should have applauded that bravery at admitting he had a highly racist thought and regrets it but instead the public fucking crucified him. He didn't have to say anything but he did and asked for forgiveness but didn't get it.
I was hoping Woolie and Pat wouldn't fucking shit on Neeson for that too but they did.
Fuck 3rd Birthday
He said fighting games need to be single player action games like dark Souls or beat em ups, and then just add the pvp part to the game as a fighting game
>ie. street fighter action game with you playing as Ryu, btw you can do pvp and play actual street fighter too
Women ruin friendships. These three idiots work best off one another. The pussy game though makes you do stupid shit.
>pat tells a story about his absolutely insane mother
>tries to play it off like she's just quirky
lmao
When Woolie was streaming Soulcalibur 6 I though that it couldn't be that bad since the game is so beginner friendly.
Of course I get in to watch one of his friends do actual combos and oki setups while he's stuck in stances cause he doesn't know what he's doing.
You can easily learn the basics of a character in fucking 30 minutes in that game, you lazy motherfucker.
Guys... They completed the Sadness Saga, you can let them go. You can let them go.
>NOBODY except absolute degenerates and psychopaths kills animals for fun.
Yeah, that's what we're saying.
Pat is literally insane and he can only keep a front up temporarily and is getting less and less enjoyment out ofescapism.
Woolie is so much more stupid than he will ever realize but unfortunately smart enough to pretend he's not. And he will always be a white person that happens to be black.
>NOBODY except absolute degenerates and psychopaths kills animals for fun.
aka russians
It was coming from a 5'1 balding ginger who chugs 5-6 Red Bulls a day and genuinely doesn't understand why his ability to sleep is fucked.
Thats just him trying to figure out how to broaden the appeal of fighting games, missing the point that this is precisely how you destroy the thing you like.
>They told the Liam Neeson story and they somewhat threw him under the bus for it. The man came out and admitted to having a horrible racist impulse and the world ridiculed him for his apology. People should have applauded that bravery at admitting he had a highly racist thought and regrets it but instead the public fucking crucified him. He didn't have to say anything but he did and asked for forgiveness but didn't get it.
Why should they laud a person who almost tried to hunt random people? I agree that it was good he stopped, but you gotta be fucking retarded if you think this is noteworthy.
What's that guy's name, Volta Base/ Bass? He's fucking unintelligible.
Dead Space 2
Yeah but being angry about how shit all of them are now is to much fun.
Look there's three places in the world where people would just murder a cat out of the blue. One is Russia, because the place is made of nothing but depression and wet coldness and they'll do anything to feel alive. Another is China, because they're bug people and have no morals. And the third is Africa, because Africa.
Don't feel bad. Just stop living in a country flooded with a miasma of pure evil.
I think the idea was that acknowledging how people can do stupid shit but also move past it, which is something that should be encouraged.
Their sentiment was retarded, and I will stand by my words until my dick shrivels up and my nuts turn black.
Russians hate people who do shitty things like doghunting and needless animal cruelty just like every other sensible nation would, with the exception of maybe chinese.
You guys are bullies. I've got nothing more to add. Just sad and angry now.
So why *does* Woolie insist on a parade of mush-mouthed ESLs on his playthroughs? Is it some "diversity" thing?
Oh no. Oh no no no. He's not that guy, is he? You know the guy, the barely-ethnic man that collects extremely ethnic friends so he can feel like he's contributing.
Millennial boomer and zoomers blind to the world they live in. People don't think that way out of malice but out of life experiences. A system of racism made to keep people at odds with tribalism. Even when you openly admit to it and apologize. They world will show no mercy. Do not expect them to be as brave or as understanding.
not him but he shouldn't be lauded for nearly doing the action but rather speaking about it and explaining how he understands it was wrong. He could have kept his mouth shut and never had to deal with any of it but i guess he thought he could use it as a teaching moment and people blew it way out of proportion. Didn't marky mark actually do some racist shit but never really got heat for it, if he had done it it seems like it might have been a case like that.
>crab pinches crab
>cat freaks out
>"animal abuse"
Are they literally retarded? What's next, NatGeo is animal abuse?
>but when I stop drinking them I feel phsyical pain
>So actually you're all wrong and I will keep drinking them!
3rd Birthday is fine as an LP choice. A sequel to one of their more popular LP series and an interesting look at what Square was going through thanks to Toriyama.
Unfortunately he has to play it with an absolute charisma vacuum instead of Pat.
>Russians hate people who do shitty things like doghunting and needless animal cruelty just like every other sensible nation would, with the exception of maybe chinese.
no. russians love torturing animals and children. according to FBI 90% of child porn comes from ukraine and russia, kill yourself OH WAIT YOU WILL ANYWAY OR AIDS WILL KILL YOU
LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOO
FUCK RUSSIAN SCUM
You know damn well that's exactly what Woolie is. He's even got a token black friend so he can say he has a black friend that gave him an N word pass.
he comes across more as someone who tries too hard to prove that he belongs to the race he does
>just like every other sensible nation would
Yeah, would. If they had them.
Is being """"""""black""""""""" not good enough for woolie now.
Russia has a higher number of sociopaths because of centuries of purges and shit living conditions, ergo russia has much higher percentage of the population that is fine with doing horrible things to animals.
>Look, I'm drinking the sugar-free Red Bulls!
>It's healthier!
>Why do I need a CPAP machine...?
Can we all take a moment to comment on how dogshit Russia is?
They also suggested making them like mobas, ie. top down with easy inputs and teamplay
its a tie between hotline miami (either one) metro 2033 (and ONLY 2033) and new vegas
>It's a Pat talks about how he was kicked out of Sunday School for "asking too many questions" episode
I bet the question was "Why did God make me so fat?"
You guys are being mean.
Don't worry dude, I understand what you're saying. Pointing that out on Yea Forums of all places was a bad idea, but it's obvious that Woolie and Pat would like people to believe they're above this kind of nonsense. It's best if you save this discussion for a better place.
we like woolie here
Yeah, they're retarded and don't understand why you shouldn't dumb down your favourite genre for mass appeal
>t. RTS fan
fuck russia and fuck you lmao get dabbed on child killer
>according to FBI 90% of child porn comes from ukraine and russia
That's a funny way of spelling "Israel".
It's literal COPE. He doesn't *feel* black, so he gets turbo-ethnic acquaintances so he can absorb their ethnicness like some decadent countess bathing in virgin's blood to look younger.
Woolie is fucking BLACK and grew up in a erd World shithole. You don't need an N word pass. He thinks he does because of tumbtards, and tweet twats.
Still mad Pat refuses to LP Kotor 2 with Woolie because his autism commands him to play that game a certain way and the idea of Woolie making different decisions triggers him.
And you're being unrealistic. It's not a coincidence "Russia" is universally a sufficient explanation for any fucked up shit you might come across. You want people to lie to you, don't pussyfoot around it.
Americans are also fucking psychopaths. Even more so then Russia but anons here ignore it anyway
>That's a funny way of spelling "Israel".
soviet union had 6 million jews living in it. most jews are russian. sergei brin the creator of google is a russian jew so is susan CEO of youtube also a russian jew.
russian=animal torturer=child rapist=jew
doesn't woolie hate religion because he had to go to church on sundays and it meant he couldn't play games? Like i get church and sunday school were annoying when i was younger but after i grew out of my edgy atheist phase i kinda just became indifferent to it.
Remember when Woolie tipped his fedora so hard over DMCV that it merged with his skull?
Remember when he tried connecting every plotpoint to some supposed allegory for religion?
What the fuck woolie
The question was actually "Pat, why are you lying? That would literally never happen unless you were smearing shit on the walls."
>He thinks he does because of tumbtards, and tweet twats.
It's funny to think about how this is his greatest enemy. If you listen to the podcast, Woolie is always walking on eggshells, always fearful of the next thing they might say lest it step out of the established party line. Don't rock the boat, don't rock the boat. As I said before, it's what caused him to fumble so HARD with simply saying Brie Larson said some stupid things about men. He just... He can't speak, he's willfully strangling his very thought processes with doublethink.
>Woolie
>black
Who are you trying to fool? Come on son
He clearly doesn't hate it, he's just grown out of it.
>over an hour into a podcast
>black wrestler guest Austin Creed/Xavier Woods after sounding concerned and almost offended when Woolie talked about being part of The Black Otaku council: "Wait you're black?"
Never. Forget.
Fanfiction fans, let them have their fun. It is incredibly autistic though.
I'm mostly indifferent to it but every once in a while it'll blindside me that 90% of all people believe in some variety of fucking nonsense and I'll have to reorient myself again. It's so easy to forget that because I don't believe in any of that shit, doesn't mean that nobody else does. It's like learning out of the blue that an adult friend believes in the easter bunny; it just kind of takes you by surprise and you have to reassess how you interact with this person.
I hate fate shitters but that one guy just sneaking that sucker punch into the email was great
Probably because most here are burger and no matter how shitty the place is, you still feel something when it is being insulted.
The very first instance of animal gore that I've seen on Yea Forums was some american lighting his cat on fire in his bathtub and then hanging some CD-ROMs to its severed had.