Never played video games

Never played video games.

None of them.

Never will.

“Omg you’re missing out”

Maybe.

You’re missing out on being a multi millionaire.

Keep your games.

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Do you have cool pictures of you with cigars?

With piles of money?

On tropical islands?

No?

You spent too much time playing video games.

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this is some next level bait.

keep going OP.

you might get a screencap.

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>posing with monopoly dollars
the fuck?

These are just rewrites of some dude that shitposts on twitter.

Worth more than USD.

Get an education.

Or is that something else you skipped on so you could play Mario?

Being over 6' tall is worth multimillions it seems

He wants attention to shill you his book
He wants you to get your panties in a knot so you give him your utmost attention.

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its copypasta

Just give it a few years.

“Why can’t I find a girl with the same interests as me”

Because not many girls are interested in video games, Cheetos and jacking off to porn hub.

Wtf you want me to do?

Reprogram females to fuck losers?

Grow into a man of substance.

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>not using the money to light the cigar

Some of the worst bait I've ever seen on this board. Try again when your balls finally drop.

Nice man that's awesome for the dude in the pic, if living like that makes him happy, but i just don't know if making billions is for me. I'm a simple man, and always tried to be. I've successfully reproduced though, so I have a couple girls who love me, I've got my oldest friends still, I've got you cock suckers, and I've got video games.
What more can you really want?

>Copying a twitter thread verbatim

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nice hairline you faggot

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>using a lighter
dropped

Get an actual cigar lighter fagit

>post le epic normalfag smug animooo gurl XD
>still gets baited
LOL dumb weebs

Yes, yes. Very nice thread OP, well done. Fine shitposting indeed.
HOWEVER....

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I am single handedly fixing all the gamers.

Everyone knows gamers are low testosterone.

Worms.

Micro cocks.

Struggle with women.

OMG A NEW GAME!

I'm fixing them.

One by one.

Forget about video games.

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>short
every fucking time

I miss John

>bentley
>iphone
wow

I'm 189cm.

My pics are out there because I'm not afraid.

Where are yours?

Nowhere, because you're fat, weak and know it.

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He's gonna miss out on being a multi-millionaire when his new money ass craps out on his trust fund