I have yet to see a single compelling argument for why Minecraft Steve shouldn't be DLC for Smash

oh no no no no no the absolute castle of Kumafags

Sakurai

>I have yet to see a single compelling argument for why Minecraft Steve shouldn't be DLC for Smash.
So what you're saying is you're being objective against sensible arguments because it would hurt Steve's chances.
So if that's the logic you're going off of, I also have yet to see a single compelling argument for why Banjo, Geno, Shantae, or any other literally-who shouldn't be DLC for Smash.

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youtube.com/watch?v=w2r0w3Mf_6I

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He's gay AND a pedophile, evidentially.

>no argument

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I have also yet to see a single compelling argument for why Steve should be DLC for Smash either aside from sale figure whoring and constantly spamming the board with their shit.
Prove me wrong stevefags.

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his only supporters are discord trannies that don't play video games

cope

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Plagiarized Sans meme minus everything that made that funny

Goodnight nigger :)

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Better fit as a standalone stage. Limited moveset, seriously, he has nothing other than RAPID ARM SWING and using potions would change nothing since poison potions are just reskinned Link bombs and stat altering ones are redundant because then he would play more like a Shulk clone. No visual appeal, might as well be a Mii costume which, honestly, isn't even bad.
Now I'd like to use this space to warn people about Stevekids. They are underage users that hide in dedicated Discord shitposting servers. Just hide and ignore, and if you can't, learn to do it, don't be a little faggot.

Cope and seethe banjoke

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Nintendo literally said they wanted to attract new audiences with the DLC. The thirty year old boomers are Smash's target audience while the 11 year old Minecraft fans could give two shits about Smash. But when they see Steve they will all be flocking to Smash. Steve will make Smash millions, Banjo won't.

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7:55PM Right on time...

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fpbp

Hide and sage all dumb stevetards

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honestly fuck microsoft
sick and tired of all of it, I hope nothing of that company gets in

For all the hate he receives, and in the end, even *if* he isn't in Smash, it'll never tear down Steve's sunny disposition on life.

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NOOOOOOOOOO
STOP POSTING FACTS

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>Thinking Steve is gonna get in before anyone from Fortnite
Face it. Minecraft is irrelevant now.

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I like actual Steve, he's a pretty chill guy in a big world that does what he can to survive. What you posted is the Minecraft equivalent of a Sonic OC

they're making a minecraft dungeon crawler spinoff and literally nobody cares about it, it has less views than the hytale trailer and your average MC let's play
the franchise doesn't print money like it used to, just the game itself

He's a fucking darkie mutt.

FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK STEVE

Steve And banjo are friends

venturebeat.com/2019/03/12/minecraft-still-has-91-million-monthly-players-as-it-hits-game-pass/

>Epic Games said Fortnite has 78 million monthly active players
>Microsoft revealed today that the block-building phenomenon still has more than 91 million monthly active players
OH NO NO NO NO

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>Nintendo literally said they wanted to attract new audiences with the DLC.
Do you have a source that isn't a Frankenstein's monster of multiple quotes and assumptions combined?

Minecraft is literally more popular then ever now.

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you could be getting laid instead of doing this every day

cope :^)

Just really getting tired of that damn Steve render

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That's because all of the cringey ass kids moved on to Fortnite.

COPE
He's in and there's nothing you can do about it.

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yeah but nobody's gonna buy smash because steve's in it

gamesradar.com/heres-what-you-need-to-know-from-nintendos-investor-qanda-new-online-switch-game-and-more/

>I have yet to see a single compelling argument for why we shouldn't have a comfy Smash thread for once
ftfy

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Based

The investor meeting never brings up DLC and compares there efforts with Smash to Pokemon Let's GO, which doesn't have DLC. Read your sources next time dummy.

youtube.com/watch?v=Pu9_S2gbzgI

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Minecraft's already on Switch so there goes that arguement.

>blocks your path

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Cant wait for Banjo to finally make it in, bros!

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Not an argument :^)

Reminder Steveposters are literal children and should be banned

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This looks awful. Hell, I actually want Steve in, but not like this. He shouldn't emote.

This, I'm willing to accept genuine Stevefags if it means this garbage meme dies. How many months have the discord trannies been at it now? It's so tiresome, learn a new joke.

New audiences for SMASH not the Nintendo Switch

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It's literally
>good morning
>"no!"
>cope
>seethe
>banjoke OR banjoid
>the mods were paid off by banjokes
>he's in

That's all their fucking 'arguments' / '''''''memes'''''''''' are.

>9 months later and still no compelling arguments against Minecraft Steve
I see where all the anger and confusion is coming from

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>I don't like it so that means Steve won't work
Not an argument

>the advertised game that's shown on switch and on tv and on line
>IT'LL BRING NEW PEOPLE
>IT WILL
>THEY WON'T JUST USE THEIR PHONE FOR MINECRAFT
>OR THEIR TABLET
>OR THEIR LAPTOP
>OR THEIR PC
>OR THEIR XBOX
>THEY'LL JUST BUY A SWITCH FOR MINECRAFT IN SMASH BROS

You're fucking retarded.

>Monster Hunter is a wildly successful series where the Monsters massively overshadow the player characters in both importance and fame
>Instead of a playable Hunter, Rathalos is given a bit-part while the dead Castlevania series gets two characters

>Minecraft is a wildly successful series where the world and creatures massively overshadow the player's skin in both importance and fame
Fill in the blank.

They have to sell these characters for 5.99 a pop, and they have to be able to sell on the character's name alone.
"Steve", or any generic avatar character for that matter, simply isn't worth 5.99. Nintendo/Sakurai don't even think 3rd party avatar characters are worth it in the base game, when Monster Hunter has become a runaway success, it's never happening for DLC.

>B-But it's the best selling game of all time
Why hasn't Nintendo shelled out for the rights to use Tetrominoes, then? All Tetris has is two free songs from the public domain.

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What? That's not what I said at all. I'm not even arguing against him getting in. If you're gonna randomly pick a fight with someone, pick a fight with someone who's actually against your side of the argument. I just said he shouldn't emote if he gets in. Sheesh

because i fucken hate minecraft

Doesn't mean they'll actually bother to buy it. Something to think about.

You mean all the evidence you turn blind eyes to? And you call Banjofags delusional.

babies love repitition

you know exactly where it came from you faggot go die

he not

>MINECRAFT'S ON THE SWITCH, GUARANTEED SPOT IN SMASH

Hey, Bomberman was a fucking launch title. And he's in Assist Purgatory.
ARMS debut on the switch.
Assist trophy.

Might as well just shit this out here, even if nobody cares:
If I didn't know anything about videogames, and compared Steve as a character to other smash dlc like Joker, Bayo, Cloud, and Ryu, I'd feel like I got ripped the fuck off.
Everyone has these great 3D models with fluid animations and even different facial expressions, but now they're giving me a low-poly, static-faced lego brick that can't even articulate his joints? Even all his weapons are pixel art, as opposed to fully rendered items.
Sure, we got minimalist styled characters like G&W and Villager, but this is for the Fighter's Pass. All separately payed DLC that cost the same amount as eachother. I'd want premium work put into every aspect of the character, like it is for the past dlc newcomers.
The problem with Minecraft as a fighter, is the design is extremely cheap no matter how you slice it. I'm sure he could make a fighter out of Steve, no problem. It's just not proportionate to the quality I'm assuming the fighter's pass is aiming for. Put a picture of Joker and Steve next to eachother and claim they're both worth 5.99 each? People would you call you out for that.
Just my 2 cents

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I've yet to see any compelling argument for him other than "he's popular"

The funny part is, this reminds me of the Grinch situation where people just posted the same regurgitated images over and over again with the exact same responses claiming it was al factual evidence and shit. Look how that turned out.
No Stevefag ever gave enough reasons as of why he should be in
>inb4 hurr you didn't post any cope seething tranny (etc)
See

i forgot why Steve was even a canidate in the first place?

Here's a compelling argument for you: They have more important franchises to add.
Tell me again Stevie, which game pioneered a whole genre and helped bring both arcade games and general video games as a whole into the public eye to begin with?

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post em

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Pacman?

Fuck off the Hunter still has a chance

Rathalos is literally in the fucking game as a boss. You can't fully represent Monster Hunter with only a Monster and no Hunter. There is also the fact that there are 2 songs with no remixes (weird seeing how much remixes Capcom gave to Mega Man and Street Fighter) and there is only one spirit (that being the Rathalos itself which you cannot get on the Spirit Board and only get from beating Rathalos). Why does Monster Hunter get one spirit when Shovel Knight was able to get 4? They are probably saving the big guns for DLC (spirits, remixes, etc.)

>B-but Monster Hunter would of been included in base!
The project plan was finalized in 2015-2016 and Monster Hunter wasn't as popular as it was then as it is now. Monster Hunter World was a HUGE success , it is Capcom's best selling game EVER. And with Monster Hunter World Iceborne and the leaked Monster Hunter Switch (twitter.com/New_WabiSabi/status/1129913595460853760 Sabi has always been right) Capcom and Nintendo would want to capitalize on this, especially since they already have the rights for Monster Hunter in Smash.

>B-but they said they wanted Monsters to represent Monster Hunter not the Hunters!
siliconera.com/2011/03/11/actually-the-monster-hunter-team-didnt-want-the-hunter-in-marvel-vs-capcom-3/
They said this 8 years ago, before Monster Hunter was included as a playable character in Marvel vs Capcom Infinite and if they REALLY didn't want to include a Hunter they could just include a Palico who are mysteriously absent from Smash. (They have been in every other Monster Hunter crossover with Rathalos, I know patterns mean shit but its strange)

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No character, no personality, success of game does not equate to appeal of Steve.

I don't care at all about Minecraft, but I think I'd be fine with it if the moveset is interesting. There is potential there for some unorthodox stuff. I'd rather have it than another boring sword fighter.

I’ve yet to see a compelling one in favor of him. All I’ve seen is “MUH SALES” which in that case means we need to add CoD guy, FIFA dude, and Fortnite default skin to smash. And Tetris needs a character as well.

Literally a retextured Toon/Young Link.

Tick Tock banjo

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Here's the link to their discord for anyone wondering
discord.gg/M97NKw

Why does everyone think a Microsoft rep is guaranteed? This reminds me of when people thought we were getting a fucking Ubisoft rep or an indie rep.

A couple other factors to consider.
>Minecraft's business model at this point in time hinges massively on the sales of cosmetics, and pushing the default pack-in skin(s) (assuming Alex is also included) as desirable characters would hurt Mojang and Microsoft's bottom line
>Steve is being phased out of his own series, he has never appeared in a spinoff game, is confirmed to not be in the movie, and isn't even in the latest update splash art
>The logistical difficulties of faithfully adapting a character with famously shit animations to a fighting game
>Mojang's various comments on the subject would have treaded all over NDA by now
>Minecraft is legitimately too big to receive a bump in popularity or sales from Smash, giving Microsoft zero incentive to want it included

Absolutely delusional

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Why yes, Tic Toc knows Banjo.

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Based

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Sneed

>had to re-edit a meme to make themselves feel better.

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BEEP BEEP, STEVE, GET ON BOARD THE SONY EXPRESS TO BE IN THE PLAYSTATION ALLSTARS 2!

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New separate themed spirit boards for each DLC character and Reggie's comments make it seem like about a 99.9999% chance that no series already in Smash will be getting a fighter in the pass.

For me, the best characters are the ones that don't really fight in their games, like Villager, since their movesets need to get pretty creative. There is fighting and Minecraft and it would be lame if he just used a sword or something, but a moveset focusing on the building aspects of the game might actually be cool

What's funny is they put Steve over Squidward's face. Anyone who watched that knows he's the one the crowd doesn't like.

hey steve
yer ugleh

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wouldn't animate well

And it'd break the fucking flow of the matches. But this is always the one people fall back on.

>Reggie's comment
He literally meant no veterans would be returning, its obvious but its PR talk. Sakurai said the same thing when announcing the DLC. The Rathalos spirit (The ONLY Monster Hunter Spirit) is only obtained through the boss fight so adding new Monster Hunter spirits for the spirit board wouldn't be a problem.

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youtube.com/watch?v=sV6EVXxjpl0

>He literally meant no veterans would be returning
All the veterans are already in, you delusional fuckstain.

Dormammu, Nine, Sackboy, Dr. Strange

The irony in this is stunning.

I’m tired of hearing the Reggie comment and retards saying he meant “no veterans as DLC”. NO FUCKING SHIT RETARD. THAT WAS THE MAIN SELLING POINT OF THE FUCKING GAME.
Monster Hunter has suffered enough on this board. Between console war and now fucking rosterfagging, I want people like you to die.

That's why he mentioned it you autistic fuck.

>not a single combat move besides recovery, which has to attach an item to make it easy to tell he's recovering

You realize you just proved his point, right?

Then why the fuck did Sakurai say exact same thing in the direct.

that applies to every rosterfag character, not just steve.

Read the title numbnuts, it's being updated bi-weekly since the author is busy.

IT disproved his argument. Cope.

He doesn't need to tell people none of the newcomers will be veterans when there's 0 possibility of it happening.
Cope harder.

A monster as a fighter would have been the only cool thing Monster Hunter could have brought to the table anyway, no loss.

Steve is not some kind of Minecraft protagonist or hero with personality or soul. He is basically a default skin in this game and most of people replace "Steve" skin with something else(maybe only ones who play as Steve are people who build solo on pirated Minecraft).

Second. Source material doesn't give Steve unique moveset, in best case scenario he will be basically a link + some villager. That won't be a problem if Steve was meant to be a free/unlockable character but link echo+ some villager as DLC will hit Nintendo's reputation.
Also... ASMR music not fit (and don't talk about music from minigames what were mods made by community)

Next thing, there are alot better options for dlc available and I don't mean banjo because it can end up as duck hunt echo.
Examples of better option than Steve.
Rash: is a better option with kickass music, unique limb transformation moveset and nice stages. Bonus, they have recognizable NES game.
Ryu(from ninja gaiden): For some reason smash doesn't have generic ninja(sheik is not generic ninja), so actually there is an empty spot for him. Also source material is rich for music, stages and moveset.
Crash bandicoot: Well cloud is in, so there is no argument against Playstation history related characters in smash. Crash has original moveset potential, is recognizable by people and is loved. Great music and stages from source material.
Spyro the dragon: Same as Crash Bandicoot.
Geralt of rivia: Geralt even if started as book character, we cannot deny fact that he also managed to be recognised as Video game character. Actually, his video games are the reason he is famous outside Poland. And as we seen with soul calibur and monster hunter, his creators won't make problem allowing to make Witcher cameos in other games.
His moveset potential is superior... Imagine being able to switch swords and sword fighting styles, using signs and alchemy in battle, also he has good stages and music.

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>That dash animation
oh no no no no no no no

Did you think this supported you?

>Geralt
book character

That doesn't look remotely $5.99. That completely proves his point.

Also Microsoft, specifically Phil Spencer, has only expressed interest for Banjo Kazooie in Smash. Could just be him talking, but the fact he has yet to comment on Steve and his possibilities in Smash is kinda eye brow raising. NDA possibly, but I feel as if Phil Spenxer(the literal CEO of Xbox) would be exempt from an NDA agreement. May not say much Admittingly, but something to consider.

Why should a character Mojang and Microsoft don't care about be in Smash?

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No you didn't. But keep turning a delusional eye to it.

You can't just fall back on buzzwords when someone doesn't agree with you, pal. Those animations were bad, therefore you proved his point.

cope

What's his
Up tilt
Down tilt
Side smash
Up smash
Down smash
Up b
Neutral A
Final Smash
5 songs
7 skins
Stage

Keep trying, kiddo.

youtube.com/watch?v=m-lwzYeyYb8

Jesus fuck are you really looking that deep into PR talk? It isn't suppose to be hinting towards anything. He meant no veterans would be returning. It's meaningless to say, yes, but that's the whole point of PR talk.

*Snap*

Yep, this one's going in my cringe compilation

How is Minecraft not an important franchise?
It just made more sales than goddamn tetris

>up tilt
Sword
>down tilt
Shield
>side smash
Dab
>Up Smash
Dab
>Down Smash
Dab
>Up B
Voring everyone
>neutral A
GOOOOD MORNING
>final smash
"No!"
>5 Songs
Eye of the Spider
Yogscast theme
Game Chap and Bertie
Party Blockers
Diamonds
>7 Skins
Banjo
Herobrine
Zombie Steve
Stinky Steve
Steve
Alex
Steve
>Stage
Notch loves Nazis.

Your palpable desperation is hurting your argument almost as much as having a ridiculously shit argument is

So pull moves from other sword users?

Desperate

>the same dude who said Eevee won't get more evolutions

Imagine if Steve could actually effect and modify the stage. It would just be Steve players making dicks and swastikas everywhere. Therefore he should absolutely be in.

Fuck I love this Steve render
Its so fucking hideous

This is exactly what meant.
I don't think I've ever been more convinced of a character NOT getting in, considering all of this.

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>Sakurai has to go in and edit every stage to allow this
Mmhmm, keep grasping at straws.

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I have yet to see a single compelling argument for why Minecraft Steve should be DLC for Smash.

I mean, he would. He even mentioned how creating battlefield and omega versions of all stages was a ton of work in the latest interview.

>Resorting to r*ddit rage comics.

axe swing
shovel swing
dispencer
Piston
TNT
pillar (stacking blocks below you)
punching wood arm swing
some nether shit
I don't remember Minecraft songs
female alt, other minecraft mobs, maybe other Microsoft properties
Either a randomly generated cave or a simple, nice floating island with a little man made hut on the back

hohoho
Did I hit a nerve?

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Inkling literally didn't get into 4 as dlc because they weren't going to retrofit every stage to have ink collision. You're delusional.

Sounds like something he'd do, yeah. Besides, I'm just speculating. Where's the harm in that?

youtu.be/-Ld-qpImVL0

Recommended for all Banjies and Steve fans alike to watch (especially the first five minutes)

What the fuck's wrong with you? I literally said IMAGINE IF, you fucking mong. Jesus Christ, learn to read before you talk to people online.

Because it's Minecraft

>Up Tilt
Steve reaches and snips overhead with Shears.
>Down Tilt
Steve harshly swings a hoe into the ground, as if to till ground.
>Side Smash
Steve pulls out a Piston and thrusts it forward, sending the opponent at a harsh horizontal angle.
>Down Smash
Steve plunges a pickaxe down into the ground.
>Up B
Ender Pearl. Steve lobs an Ender Pearl overhead, in a trajectory that can be adjusted. Once it breaks on a surface, Steve immediately teleports there (maybe with some damage). Foes can break the pearl as it is in air and Steve will fall helplessly into freefall.
>Neutral A
A simple punch, like Steve is punching a tree.
>Final Smash
The Nether. Steve crafts an obsidian Nether Portal and out from it comes all sorts of Nether creatures, such as Blazes, Ghasts, Zombie Pigmen, Magma Slimes, etc. These terrorize the stage for a while, before returning back to the portal.
>Songs
Upbeat remixes of classic Minecraft songs. Sweden, Key, Subwoofer Lullaby, Mice on Venus, Cat, any of other records/ambient tracks, legacy console version minigame themes, etc.
See this video for inspiration:
youtube.com/watch?v=hebe-5hu-qA
>Skins
Armor sets. Alex. Boldly, maybe skins that represent other Microsoft properties. Extremely boldly, a skin-import feature. Even simple color variations echoing mobs would be good. It's not hard to come up with them.
>Stage
New World. Its gimmick is randomly generated, destructible terrain (that repairs/replaces itself somehow). It can take place either in the Overworld or the Nether.

inb4 "those moves aren't unique enough!"
Dozens of characters in Smash can have their normals simplified as generically punching/kicking/slashing their weapon. Don't argue that Steve would be an exception, and not a part of the rule. And while these moves may not be directly performed by Steve, they are reminiscent of his character and his game - again, something which many Smash characters do.

>I literally said IMAGINE IF, you fucking mong.
And yet

His animations would be stiff and shitty looking like garbage in comparison to every other character. Even G&W has different sprites and and animations to pull from. Steve is literally just five blocks stuck together waving around. He'd work better as an assist who builds up walls to impede others.

ELIMINATE ALL OPPONENTS

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>This is the same guy who thought Lycanroc was gonna get in

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>asks for moveset
>user gives moveset
>"but this guy wanted a character that's totally cringe bro!!"
goalposts.gif

smashboards.com/threads/day-night-and-dusk-lycanroc-for-smash-bros-ultimate.446460/
He even made a whole support thread on Smashboards (which somehow has accumulated over two thousand replies). Sure, the character sounds unique, but this guy is shilling this nu-gen Pokemon weirdly forcefully. His other stuff is okay, if a bit cringy-sounding though.

>gives a shit moveset idea list

>in best case scenario he will be basically a link + some villager. That won't be a problem if Steve was meant to be a free/unlockable character but link echo+ some villager as DLC will hit Nintendo's reputation.

Yeah like how Joker is just "swordsman+ZSS" because they're both acrobatic with grappling hooks and disjoints right?

I legit don't know what point you're trying to make.

>YET ANOTHER furry stevefag

That video was posted 12 minutes ago. There's no way you watched the entire thing lol.

He's literally a banjofag too birdbrains.

I want both Steve and Banjo though, I'm mostly attacking him on this weird choice of a character

How's your nuts, bark breath?

I mean people attacked Incineroarfags for their "weird choice of character" yet he got into the game despite most rosterfags preferring the Owl instead. I'm not really sure what's that strange about Lycanroc seeing as how it was shilled the hell out of during the release of Ultra Sun/Moon and would have provided an interesting earth-based moveset which would have made Isaacfags cream their pants.

I've yet to see a single compelling argument for why you made this thread but here we are anyways

Perchance but I don't like any of them and characters I don't like are thus rendered by me as "weird choices"

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>KAZOOIE!

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If Steve was deconfirmed, what kind of horrifying abomination pics would we get from this model?

because literally every banjo/steve thread reaches 500+ posts and there's generally one everyday.

They generate (you)s out the ass.

>it didn't exist before this thread
>it wasn't posted before in these threads.

I'd fuck that bird. I'd fuck that bird hard.

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I've yet to see a compelling argument why he should.

Deal with it Banjokes
Steve is in

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Probly can't see because your head is up your ass.

But would you fuck THIS bird?

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God damn these models are revolting, what is wrong with you people

That doesn't make it important to gaming. That just means they sold it on every fucking console. At its peek when you think about it, its just fucking Lego's. Lego's are nothing new. Get over it.

nah

>I do.

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Yes, but I'm not proud of it.

The guy who made it is a fucking genius. He knew the exact polygons to make it as hateful and rage inducing as possible

The fact that they're a company wanting to survive implies this to be true. Why on earth would any company, a children's video game company no less, not want to broaden their horizon?

Steve makes sense. I don't like it, but it's true.

Screencap this.

This man will eat his words.

>guy
Transgender m to f furry, actually.

>Implies it to be true.
Lol so you DONT have a quote.

Screen shot ya when you're wrong.
Steve makes literally 0 sense.

I'm not the guy who posted the original reply. I could care less about if the quote exists. Again I ask why any company would not want to expand its fanbase.

CAUSE MINECRAFT'S ALREADY ON SWITCH.
IT DOESN'T NEED MORE ADVERTIZING IF IT'S THE BIGGEST FUCKING THING IN GAMING

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Pac-man
Game and watch
Captain falcon
Joker

All made equally if not less sense than steve

source?

>biggest icon in gaming
>literally Nintendo's first IP
>Owned by Nintendo
>Joker
Gee. Steve fits RIGHT in.

It's already the best selling smash of all time by a lot. Pretty much everyone who owns a switch has Ultimate.qqq

What makes more sense, ostracizing your majority consumer base (males in the 19-34 range) in an attempt to entice a few people to buy a 300 dollar console, 60 dollar game, and 6 dollar DLC
OR
Make characters that your demographic of buyers will like and rake in the cash from the massive install base.

Nintendo's quote to shareholders about branching to new markets it talking about Ultimate and Let's GO, which doesn't even have DLC.

Literally who in hell besides a boomer mom would want a switch because it had minecraft when it is on every other major console dude?

Smash is a Nintendo console-selling machine. By selling you on Smash they have to 80% sold for any console it will be released on, or at least most people.

I'm telling you, kids are going to be hyped when it inevitably happens.

The discord. It's already been linked here.

Those kids already have it on PC and Tablet with MODS.

>owned by nintendo
No longer a real selling point as the iconic mario bricks are also owned by nintendo

Minecraft is the pacman of the zoomer generation

When what happens?

okay so in the discord made the steve model?

>Minecraft is the pacman of the zoomer generation
Imagine believing this.

The truth is that zoomers have no icons

>not fortnite
OK Retard.
If Minecraft was so fucking huge and was on Nintendo's radar, it'd have either been in the base roster, or the first DLC announcement.
>buh buh buh IF BANJO WAS SO REQUESTED
Fuck off.

Sorry, but imagine feeling ostracized because a company added a character you don't like and or because that invited younger audiences to enjoy a video game made for younger audiences

Even if everyone is already brought to smash who would buy it because of steve, it will print money as a paid for DLC.

So you don't have an argument?

Sorry, phone posting makes me less coherent. When steve is admitted into smash.

youtu.be/OT_a9U4Y1AY

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>kids have tablets
>minecraft is on there
>with mods.
>with texture packs

Why would Nintendo bother at that point?

As a costume.

when DARK SOULS GETS A REP BAYBEE

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You show anyone Steve who was born between 1995 and 2005 thirty years from now, I guarantee you they will be ranting about it to their whatever kids grandkids assuming they have any
Fortnite is big but bear in mind that it has a long path to follow and is relatively new. I won't deny it could replace minecraft but that will take longer to tell. For now I'd say minecraft is a safe bet.

Ok so which user is the m to f tranny furry and can I have a source on that?

youtube.com/watch?v=k9oyDTR0EwQ

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Because adding the Big Steve will pique the interest of those autists who enjoy tablet minecraft and increase their likelihood of buying and enjoying smash

>MOM, THEY PUT MY MINECRAFT ON THE NINTENDO
>you have it on your tablet
>MOM NO NINTENDO
>I'm not paying 300 fucking dollars for minecraft

Id say it's pretty fucking important especially considering some schools use Minecraft to teach kids shit. Minecraft is one of the most important games of all time.

Ah yes the nonexistent discord

VeggietalesFag and Blonichu.

You mean the one that exist? Cause it does. Keep being delusional.

Sorry i should have gone for a rebuttal prior to mockery.

Do you really think that people who enjoy smash would feel ostracized after steve gets put in? I remember how many people were STRONGLY against Pac Man and a few other characters who have since continued with the game as normal without playing as unlovedd characters much. That's literally all it will be. They will ignore the existence of those characters on the roster in their selection and possibly actively try and yeet every other person who mains those characters to find spite

Why did shitposters turn such a basic wholesome character like Steve and turn him into a villain

Okay but can I see a source on that?
Like where are we getting the whole tranny/furry thing from?

>Minecraft Steve? joins.
> have to pay 5 dollars to use him
>don't

Doesn't mean shit when the next Smash game will cut Steve.

Kids will find a way to convince their parents to buy the console. If they are so autistic as to not figure anything besides screeching Minecraft then they're probably a few years held back and isolated anyways

Sure it does smashfag

They're a male to female transgender, announced it on their furaffinity. The same place where they put the first ever steve model. Why else would it have a giant penis.

Can I have a link to the furaffinity?

Because he makes banjoids seeth. And it's pretty ironic

Steveposter, I don't know how to make this any clearer for you. I'm at the final lap and I'm using the 4th gear. If you don't get out of my racetrack, what remains of your bloody corpse is going to experience a rolling start.

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Keep crying. Your discord's been outed like, five times, and the spies are still in it. Lmfao

This autism is unreal
Literally none of that happened
Prove it

>Steve joins
>A few years later, Smash 6 is announced
>Steveposters come back in full force, this time to shitpost their narrative on how the roster will be gutted and how so and so's gonna get cut while Steve is kept in
God no. PLEASE GOD NO.

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Okay can you post the source for that or do you want someone to clap for your fan fiction?

Prove it smash autist

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Maybe someone can explain how he won't look like shit, move like shit, and have a shit moveset.

Based

if you remember the episode, everyone loved spongebob at the end

I hate/love steveposters for being cringey and hilarious at the same time but if this happened to Steve itd be pretty disgraceful

Steve is reddit

Roster fags were a mistake.

>they all come out to protect their furry tranny leader
Like fucking clock work.

t. Banjo Redditwooie
Ste/v/e is some of the only OC to come out of this board in a long time

nothing would change unless banjo got a few mohjang employees have said they don't like steve and he's not in and hiss render is still posted

Man I hope they find a way to put him in because this looks like a proof of concept for it not working at all. No offense if you made this

Or maybe I just want to see a source to your claim. I'd like to meet this Steve creator and thank him for all his work! So how about a link to this alleged furaffinity?

Still waiting for that proof you resetera tranny

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Post the source instead of relying on Ad hominem. Where is the furaffinity link?

Aren't you already in the discord with Blonichu?

Why does this 3d model make smashkids so absolutley furious?

Where is the source user?
Where is the furaffinity link?

Why do you people always try to argue falsehoods and deflect so desperately?

Literally who? Post source tranny or fuck off

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>claims there's a furaffinity page
>never links it once

Link plz

You do know someone has a photo of one of your 'cult of steve' discord trannies right? In a screen shot?

Case in point

I can’t wait

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Not even a good shitpost, makes me think you're bot being ironic. Super cringey desu senpai

Oh God oh fuck no dont lewd kazooie pls thx

Okay can you post the source and link for furaffinity?

>other trannies wanna see the first tranny's yiff work

>Ignores alot of original arguments
>Cannot prove his state.
>Even if he decides to respond to logical arguments his only response is ad personan attack.
>Spams the same pictures and "catchphrases" all time.
>Even if he tries to use logical arguments, he ends up using logical fallacies.
STEVEFAGS ARE LITERALLY A FEMMINISTS OF ROSTERFAGS

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Post the link to furaffinity and we'll believe you.

Or you could just admit you were full of shit the whole time

Fuck off back to furaffinity.

gaijin characters aren't allowed

based bronyan

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>still cant substantiate their fanfiction claims
The true face of banjies

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Not him, went to look for minecraft steve on furaffinity, and the person deleted it.

Nuh uh I'm not gonna let you get away with it. Where the fuck is the source for the tranny furry stuff that you've been shitposting about?

Listen bros.
I just want to get to the bottom of this mystery.

You made a claim it was from furaffinity, and I've yet to see a source on that. So you have two options:

A. Post the source.
B. Admit the source is your ass

Keep using the tranny made model, make sure to give them credit!

Based

>lol it was deleted

With how fast you guys put together screencaps from Steve discord servers, you think someone would have archived proof.

Sorry, but I just ain't buying it. I guess the 3D steve creator will remainer a mystery.

the OFFICIAL steve discord is here, get on here stevebros! discord.gg/M97NKw

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>trying to re-write history so the stevemodel that was confirmed to be a fucking furry made model before it was made public, wasn't made by some transexual faggot.
Stevefags, ladies and gentlemen.

Of course they ain't gonna pony up. They're just a bunch of sheep who hate on based Steve for not being in their circlejerk. Sad!

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>makes claim
>has no proof
>still going

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>say nothing about the model
>SEE SEE THEY SO MAD I RIGHT ME WIN HAHAHAH

Not the guy who claimed anything, but pretty ironic how Stevefags demand logical arguments only when they think its in their favor. As opposed to when they just post "cope" when they refuse to give any.

Give the source then fag

If it was confirmed then that means there is proof. So where is the proof? Surely you have at least one evidence to showcase right?

Gold.

>literally the furry who made it came into Yea Forums last year, posted the model to go public.
>they're back pedaling harder then virginben with his leaks about the discord.

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Keep trying. That user that posts screen captures from your 'cult of steve' discord will show up and blow you guys the fuck out. Again.

>literally tries to rewrite history with a false narrative and it claims "lol it was deleted".

Not once have you provided any proof. If you're going to make a claim like that, you need to back it up. Otherwise it's baseless.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH

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>same fucking three stevefags desperate to save face.
Fucking look up 'steve render' on google with 2018.

implying Banjoids don't do the exact same thing.
You're a riot banjie.

*no way fags your path*

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>Makes a claim
>Expects us to find the evidence
Not how it works retard

>no proof
>continue to backpedal hard and avoid giving a source
The absolute fucking state of Banjokes

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Oh, so you found the link??
Let's see it.

Why provide proof when you'll just say 'lol nice fake link' to that guy anyways?

>Stevefags normally just post "cope" and other buzzwords when given criticism
>Start frothing at the mouth when you talk about their leader being degenerate
I think you guys actually hit a weak spot

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A fake link would be better than the bullshit you've been churning for the past 15 minutes user.

Show it and we'll be the judge.

Why the fuck would you be scared of providing evidence for your claims?
Just post it already you fag.

They're going fucking mental scrambling for a source.

Why are you posting against us incinechad? Don't you know they hate you too?

>BANJO
rent free. didn't even mention him. Im assuming what I said is true then.

its not about the moves being unique, its about them making a character fun and interesting to play. In the case of a late-add DLC character, they should feel especially unique on the roster in terms of their gameplay mechanics (think bayo or ryu vs pikachu or mario)

So based on your shit moveset, steve is a super generic brawler with what is essentially a worse, more easily gimped tether recovery that can't be used as an attack.

Fucking dumbass.

One of the most important aspects of any fighting game is that the character animations need to be easy to read. Those animations are not. That's the thing about Steve in Smash. You either keep his style and animations faithful to the source and lose the legibility of his animations and get an ugly out of place mess or you change it like what has been done to literally every other fighter in the game to homogenize it with the rest of the cast and give him smoother, more legible animations at the cost of his identity. No matter how you do it, you lose something significant and it doesn't work.

Steve isn't going to happen and no janky fan mod is going to convince me otherwise.

literally who else would be obsessed enough with Steveposters to make a comment like that? At least be honest Banjie.

>provide link
>you start screaming fake
It'll be so predictable.

Just trying to get to the bottom of this mystery incinebro. I'd like to find the creator and gave him a firm talking to for all the trouble he's caused.

>You can't fully represent Monster Hunter with only a Monster and no Hunter
Final Fantasy XIV and Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker say hello.

We're already calling you out for being fake. If the link is real then it's real. I'm just going to have to assume that you're full of shit until you provide proof user, that's how these things work.

Banjo is Reddit.

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looks like the steve used to teach kids the bible.

>RIDLEY IS TOO BIG FOR SMASH HED LOOK AWKWARD
>BAYONETTA IS TOO SEXY FOR SMASH THEYD HAVE TO CHANGE HER DESIGN
Steve will be the next one to shit in your throat

It ain't how it works, but keep being delusional. Tell all your discord friends to keep posting their before and after mugshots too. Transexuals are just mentally ill.

Dude
Just stop, you're embarrassing yourself. Just say you were bullshitting all along and save yourself the mockery.

HEY stevekeks.
I AM STILL WAITING FOR RELIABLE PROOF THAY WILL GIVE AT LEAST 10% CHANCE that Steve will be a smash DLC.

You laugh at banjokes for not giving proofs but you didn't gave proof neither.

Banjokes at least can attach their theory on being a N64 classic what makes then step farther than you, stevekeks.

If all you can do is spamming Steve renders and saying "Cope" or "Seething" then you literally are more delusional and hopeless than ashleypedos, banjokes and genofags combined.

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What's his moveset and how will it not be a clone of existing characters?

>K.ROOL IS IRRELEVANT
>RIDLEY'S TOO BIG
>BANJO'S IRRELEVANT

based

So you admit that you made the whole thing up? Or you're just sooooo scared that we're gonna call it fake?

Honestly this is some of the most pathetic shit I've seen on Yea Forums in a while.

Everything is reddit to you fucktards.

OK, let me play the Steve-card. Where's the proof against the maker being a furry transexual who enjoys vore and feet?
Nah, just keep using the fetish model, like the retards you are.

Still waiting on that source

>google's too hard
>spoon feed me
>pay attention to me
>banjokes? banjokes please, i'm lonely

Jesus, the stevefags are fucking desperate. Like, it's been known for a year the original maker was a fucking furry, but since it went public, they went silent.

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Still waiting on that source banjie~

Seethe harder, Banjoke.

>obsessed with steveposters
They literally walk into almost every smash thread and do that. You don't have to be obsessed to see it when they're everywhere around you and do that shit every. single. day.
If you're implying this steveposting crusade is some well kept secret, I have a huge surprise for you.

>using a furry model
>gib source pls

It's been known by who? And is it so much to ask for a source? Where did this information come from? If it's public knowledge it should be easy to trace back. I don't think I'm being unreasonable here.

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you can. just add Blonichu#0059 on discord

It's either a "secret crusade" or "we're the heroes Yea Forums deserves"
It's fucking pathetic.

>make claim
>where's the evidence that it's true?
>DURR WHERE'S THE EVIDENCE THAT IT'S NOT TRUE???
big brain thinking right here

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Every once in a while until you love it!

Trailer:
>Reveal trailer is mysterious figure walking down a dark alley
>Trashcans are shuffling while rootbeer lays scattered all over the ground
>Spaghetti music can be heard in the background
>Figure turns around to face the camera
>"I'm gonna make 'em an offer they cannot refuse!"
>Mobster rises up from trashcan with tommygun
>Gex whacks guy into the rootbeer with tail
>GEX TUNES INTO THE FIGHT
Stage details:
>Scream TV
>Stage hazard are zombies and floating ghost heads that breathe fire
Songs:
>youtube.com/watch?v=FuWUczITRwc
>youtube.com/watch?v=IfzoRF1lkKI
>youtube.com/watch?v=4zP60bempd0
>youtube.com/watch?v=FGb5oq3oqV4
>youtube.com/watch?v=Lt2DE08a7LU
>youtube.com/watch?v=3kBrWNuQnD8
>youtube.com/watch?v=JIm0CanRqLk
>youtube.com/watch?v=cpEj8iaiPtk (used for the reveal trailer as well)
>youtube.com/watch?v=-xA0C4wHdpM
>youtube.com/watch?v=Ga9wY3CzEJQ
Little touches that make them unique:
>When very close to an edge, he uses a tongue-lick automatically to get onto the platform
>Alfred spawns in matches rarely (only if Gex is in the match) and can be tail-whacked for humourous "advice" while fighting
Items:
>One is the ice breathe and/or fire breathe
>An item you may pick up is a tiny taxidermy bear from Mystery TV that walks around the stage for 10 seconds and attacks anyone who gets close to it
Assist trophy:
>Alfred
Spirits:
>Rez
>Rex
>Cuz
>Rezling (those little TVs with legs)
>Skeleton Pirate
Special:
>Screen has a reticle and Gex can fire anyone on the map like in Gex 3 with the tommygun/chaingun in Gangster TV and Army TV

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Any more meme words you want to barf around?

But banjos not only irrelevant he has been abandoned by his own creators AND Nintendo. Because they dropped rare for not having a future. Nuts and bolts was even openly mocking the series for being shit. At least k rool appeared in games like mario baseball.

By Blonichu#0059, he made it.

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>literally wants a furbait character in smash
>invents baseless claims with no way to back them up

Yeah, I'm still waiting on that
SOURCE

Blonichu#0059

Hmmm, this interesting. Both of you seem to know this Blonichu.

As someone who avoids Discord like the plague, could you provide proof that Blonichu is a furry/tranny?

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he didn't make it I made it

He's the fucking person who ree'd so hard when four banjofags ran into their server and posted Eekum Bokum and purged it. Lmfao
Dude was also the one who posted their face in a screenshot.

>three separate posters post "Blonichu0059"
>still can't provide a source

What is this, some kind of coordinated smear campaign? At least make it a little less obvious you guys.

>provide source
>IT'S A SMEAR CAMPAIGN
Fucking called it. You'd instantly say it was false.

>Kumatora is a tomboy
>Liking tomboys means that you like girls that have the appearance and demeanor of men
>Ergo, liking tomboys is gay, you cannot refute this
>which means that Steve is STILL, UNDENIABLY gay
Prove me wrong, Stevefags.

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That's cool and all but..
Can I have a source for the whole furry/tranny thing or are you going to keep trying to change the subject?

>discord.gg/M97NKw
Shut up nigger, the SRO is just bait, the REAL steve discord is still going strong (as far as I am aware, not in it anymore though)

I think there should be a version of this with Steve screaming at Villager and Mr. G&W.
They hide behind those 2 characters pretty often when someone points out how Steve is too cheap and minimalist to be a fighter.

Building things is a mechanic no fucking character has. That alone will make him more interesting than the majority of the cast. And dont compare it to fucking villager because he plants a tree it's not nearly the same. It doesn't matter what his normal A attacks look like as long as he has a unique gimmick that only he can do he will be a fun character (which he has more than enough potential for)

>RIDLEY IS TOO BIG FOR SMASH HED LOOK AWKWARD
The reason the argument appeared in the first place is because Ridley had already appeared in Smash as the giant he was in every Metroid iteration beyond the original. It lead most people to believe Sakurai preferred to stick to that size and when he came forward and commented on it, the man himself agreed with the sentiment and even he worried about adjusting Ridley's size and disappointing fans. Nobody expected him to resort to using Ridley's original size and even then, nobody was really sure they'd want that anyway. Sakurai eventually caved and did what he could but if I'm being honest, I still think it looks weird. The way Ridley is always crouched ends up making him look as if he's always crammed into an invisible box.

>BAYONETTA IS TOO SEXY FOR SMASH THEYD HAVE TO CHANGE HER DESIGN
Barely anyone was saying this, especially considering what was already in Smash, and after the interview about how Nintendo themselves asked Platinum to make her costumes sexier, nobody was saying it anymore.

>autists still going
I know who I'm with.
#ImWithSteve

Ask Blonichu about their pussy pills and their unclit in their discord, faggot.

Tomboys are still cute girls with vaginas though. What you just said is like saying traps aren't gay. Choose your next words carefully

Okay but why are all three of you saying the exact thing? Are you part of some kind of Anti-Steve discord server lol.

But you didn't provide a source. You're claiming some person did it with no fucking evidence. That's the most retarded thing anyone can do.

>"Hey guys look at these stevekeks how they literally ignored every post asking for any reliable proof that Steve has at least 10% chance to be in smash and they act like Steve is 100% smash"

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I think smash is fucking gay but I want Steve in so this place can have a meltdown

she's his hag

if that's true then why did yooka laylee meet it's kickstarter goal within a few hours and that was just a spiritual successor to banjo

>the fucking leader and maker of the 'cult of steve discord' , who announces when new model pictures are made, isn't the source.
OK.
Only stevefags use discord.

So is Ike and hes in
And Corrin is bisexual

same

Banjokes be seething tonight.

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>disagrees with me?
>must be a banjoke

>Only stevefags use discord.
I've seen banjoids say some stupid shit but this definitely takes the cake.

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why are Banjokes acting like Blon personally hurt them?

Oh shit, GUYS. NEW UPDATE HAS SPIRITS AND NONE OF THEM ARE GEX. HE'S IN I TELL YOU. FUCKING CELEBRATION TIME. POST YOUR GEX FACES AND TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU DO DURING TAIL TIME!

>Nuts and bolts was even openly mocking the series for being shit.
That's because few of the original Rare team that worked on BK were still on the team at that point and the new crew was frustrated that fans kept asking for more of something they had no experience or connection with. The new guys did it to spite fans. There's even an interview floating around it there about it. It was already nuRare at that point and they were already going downhill as a development company.

are the ironic stevefags gone now these guys genuinely seem real and autistic

Banjunkies on suicide watch

so boys who wanna find out where the discord of the banjokes is?

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H

Just admit you're a Banjoker and that you made up the whole fur affinity thing. Honesty is the best policy ~

>this thread is still up
How is one smile so powerful?

Because autists will always find a way. 2 million dollars isn't even THAT much for gaming standards. Not to mention yooka laylee being panned for not innovating and being generally dissapointing to everyone but hardcore fans (which most of the backers were just nostalgia blind and were dissapointed as well)

Imagine if Steve got in with this exact model just to trigger the autists

Fine. Want honesty? I made the model. I'm currently awaiting confirmation about my surgery and OwO.

Its the smug to end all smugs

>Pepe post
>Not by based
Oh No.....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>"b-but yooka f-flopped!!!!!!"
The quality of the product is irrelevant to the argument being contested here. What matters is that such a project gained support at staggeringly-fast levels when it was being created, therefore the work's inspiration was popular and memorable enough to warrant said support.

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If yooka laylee succeeded I guarantee banjo would've been revived. But it didn't

Don't get me wrong, liking traps is still gay, but think about it:
>The appeal of traps is the effort that they go to to hide their gender to trap people with, hence the word "trap"
>People actually want to see a penis underneath all the frilly shit, which makes liking traps gay
Liking tomboys is the same thing, but inversely, with people taking a normal girl and giving her manly abs and men's clothing. The key similarity that makes both gay is in this "bait-and-switch" factor that focuses on masculinity, I feel.
You may now thank and applaud me for irrevocably BTFO'ing Stevefags with basic facts and logic, which they don't have and have to resort to ad-hominem/seethe-and-cope arguments.

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would be good

True stevefag here
only imposter stevefags insult other renditions of steve

Yooka Kaylee wasn't even bad, anyway. I paid for a Banjo ripoff and that's exactly what I got. It just leaned more in the Tooie direction with the worlds being too fucking huge

Hey boys! Its a spy!

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There is a smash Bros prediction fans tier list.

>Based and redpilled tier
Gex-Alphas
Rash-chads/Battlechads
Chad Daniels Fortesques
Tetrisbros
Doombros

>Based tier
Crash bandichads
SpyroBros
Geraltchads
KannaLovers
MasterChiefDudes

>Cringe tier
Banjokes
Genofags
Ashleypedos

>Cringe and bluepilled tier
Stevekeks

Kissless virgin

Truest Stevefag here
If you can appreciate the finer details of hideous Steve, you aren't a true Stevefag

copey copey, seething Stevey

>Geraltchads
He's a book character
>Kannalovers
Stop projecting your fetishes

There is a smash Bros prediction fans tier list.

>Based and Cobblepilled tier
SteveChads

>Cringe and Kill-Yourself tier
All

>The key similarity that makes both gay is in this "bait-and-switch" factor that focuses on masculinity, I feel.
Now hold on chief. I'm not some huge tomboy connoisseur but, the appeal strikes me as the exact inverse of traps and therefore it can't be gay. Let me walk you through this. If you're into traps, you get off on the reveal right? Everything about the getup is just a tease that leads to a cock being shown. That's absolutely gay, on this we agree.

But consider tomboys viewed through the same lens. Tomboys are similar to traps except the tomboy that tries to trick you into actually believing she's a man is rare. Instead, tomboys either feel they aren't feminine enough or they're ashamed of their femininity because they feel it's less valuable than masculinity. So the appeal of a tomboy is stripping that veneer away and getting too the feminine form underneath, a woman's body. That seems pretty hot and not gay, speaking as a bystander.

Stay mad stevekes

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Cope tranny
Steve is here to stay

So what exactly is he going to build and what exactly will it do?

I'm still waiting for any proof that Steve has at least 10% chance to be in smash.

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Nope :)

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A pile of asshurt smashkids
Incite rage

The proof is right here
piv.pivpiv.dk

Building wouldn't work in smash a platforming fighting game and would ban steve from competitive most likely

SteveChads in the house tonight

1.His name isn't Minecraft Steve, just Steve
2. he has no personality, charm, or any likable qualities.
3.there is no moveset that would make his clunky drifty block body convincingly belong in smash.

Hmm, that actually sounds pretty reasonable, though perhaps it's just that we may be getting the definitions of "tomboy" and "reverse traps" conflated. Glad to have discussed it with you in any case, fellow user. Besides, we all know that model Steve was made by a gay furry despite the desperate deflection by Stevefags, which makes him gay AND a furry by transitive logic. Wonder if they all have a tsundere crush on Banjo from all the shitflinging on him, eh?

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POSTING IN A FRICKING EPIC REDDIT THREAD

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>Obvious link to "You are an idiot" animation.
I thought everyday stevekeks cannot become more cringe and blue pulled, but they do it everyday.

Cringe and pathetic level of steveposters raises faster than Goku's power level.

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Where would a HornetDriver such as myself be on this tier list?

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>he clicked it

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Based and redpilled
Fighting car idea is unique and hornet-chads are not cringe

>He wants to believe

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>Competitive
No one gives a fuck. Broken shit is fun to casuals. Plus they'd probably make it his only good thing and he'd have weak and slow normals

A view of him from the side looks like a multicolored stick.

I got your compelling argument right here!
youtube.com/watch?v=gffcPaeA6eE

Blocks that would limit portions of the stage for a short time. Maybe a tnt trap or maybe mob spawners. Or even a furnace that he can upgrade his gear at. Theyre are a lot of possiblities

I would love THE Steve in Smash Ultimate.

you could easily do steveposting for Banjo with this model specifically. It's so fucking ugly.

Didn't you say he was already confirmed for Smash?

Where's the delivery you promised us?

God bless you ugly Steve for everything you do

having a character who could make walls on the side of platforms would would be extremely abuse able I don't think Nintendo would go for it

>That damn Steve render

Thank fuck I'm not the only one fed up of seeing it

jesus christ it's so visually disturbing

I just want him or someone like him to be added simply for how unusable this board will be for like a week. The pure outrage over a children's game will make me happy to have a Sony Playstation 4

They are a confirmed furry so I'm sure they only draw shit to piss people off

Kek get a load of these cringe nintendies

based

If Steve gets in Smash the game will be be normalfag territory. You'll see fuckboys like pic related and Pyrocynical milking the fuck out of Steve's presence in Smash for youtube revenue. It'll be a fucking shitshow.

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Can a stevebro please port his model to mmd? I can make some great animations with him.

here’s how banjo will be in smash

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>almost a year later there are still underage nintendies who dont get the joke

What fucking joke.

Yikes

>The game will be normalfag territory
I've got bad news for you, user.

>Trying to pass off bad trolling as a "joke" by pretending it was exactly like Gexposting all this time
Damn, that's sad.

>bad trolling
You are living proof that its excellent trolling

I DON'T WANT IT TO GET WORSE.

If banging pots & pans to annoy people is "excellent trolling" in your opinion, you must be very easy to impress.

There's an infinitesimally small chance this horrible render could be official.

The most popular media ip in the world has 10 characters in the game. One other random popular character is like spitting in the ocean

Absolutely SEETHING

Good, another of these fuck ugly threads is reaching its bump limit, let me help

T. 14 year old annoying zoomers take on humor

TICK TOCK BANJIES

Tick tock indeed my Stevochan! E3 is around the corner! And a bump to the limit is a bump for Banjo!

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nah dude a guy on discord made it

I'm so glad Geralt is getting the invitation instead of either of them to be honest

>400 replies
>Still hasnt provided proof

Where are Rachchads/Battlechads?

oh wait i didn't see them sorry for being retarded

T B H the only way Steve isn't in is if he's too popular and Nintendo has to pay millions of dollars just to get him in. Thankfully Vergeben already leaked Steve though so we don't have to worry about that

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how long will this autism last exactly? it's been going on for months

the amount of autistic zoomers in this board is compelling

It's only nostalgia fags and banjfans who hate Stevefa

Friendly reminder to everyone that Steveslaves are trolls. Plain and simple. Ignore them and report the thread because all they want is a flame war. Their chances get smaller and smaller day by day.

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>likes Banjo
>calls other people furries
It just don't add up

thanks securing user

TICK TOCK

Saved and 100% accurate.

It's like Erdrick and Reimu, brainlets hate it because it's popular

I wouldn't mind Steve if he had a move set that wasn't unmitigated cancer to play against, but we all know he would have a spammy keep-away kit if he got in. Unironic Stevefags have no idea what they're asking for.
Seriously, have you people considered that Steve comes from a game centered around building shit? Obviously his kit will reflect that in some way, or else there would be no point in having him in at all. Imagine a character who fights by building platforms and walk offs when all you wanted to do was play on FD or Battlefield without the added bullshit.
Then there's the fact that Minecraft has so many projectiles that he's bound to get at least a couple. Splash potions, bows, and even tridents now. Half of you shitters can't even fucking jump over PK fire, you'd all want to kill yourselves if Steve actually got in.
>"But, user! I'm the one playing as Steve, what do I care if other people don't like my character's game-breaking kit?"
Have you shitters ever seen a fucking zoner ditto at average GSP? You dickheads just fucking sit there praying your projectiles actually hit. And since people would be playing only Steve for a whole fucking month after he comes out, this is all that you'll see in quickplay and arenas. So yes, it would matter to you.
Of course, this is all hypothetical and I actually want to be wrong if he really is confirmed. I think you dickheads should be hoping I'm wrong too.

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>Anti-Reimu fags were actually autistic enough to make a fake discord leak to falseflag as Reimufags
Is there any limit to how retarded rosterfags can be?

Aw man I never thought of that, that shit would be fun as hell throwing splash potions at Ganondorfs to make them move at turtles pace or throwing potions that make people jump way too way. As time goes on I want steve even more

Yes, yes, well done, Steve.
HOWEVER,

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>the crouch is useless since you can't use it to duck under projectiles

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>the only "girl" in drag queen land
yeah, super gay

Based and hornetpilled

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They did change Bayonetta's design for Smash, the holes in our costume are replaced with weaves

BANJO.
YOU THERE. BANJO.
BANJO, QUIT ALL THIS ROSTERFAGGING.
DO YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN GET IN SMASH BEFORE I DO?
HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO PREDATE ME
WHEN I AM ALREADY IN?

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he looks like he fucks black guys

So when are you guys doing an Uni tour?