Nu-Lara is unironically the greatest female video game character of all time

>Mutts think this is attractive
Allah help them

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>well-acted and acted
MFW she sounds like the chick from hydrophobia

Shadow wasnt a very good game though.
Rise > Reboot > Shadow.
She definitely looks the cutest in Shadow though.

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>Well-written

How? I played Shadow and shes a fucking sociopath

Post screenshots and Lara pictures. No horses allowed.

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Her getting impaled on everything in the game doesn't make her very attractive.

I know, I like it. Shes an awful person that pretends to be a hero.

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bland action game
bland woman
bland story
bland villians

How do you type with hooves?

Right. But thats still a badly written character.

Built for equine

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This was pretty fucking metal

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How so? Its a lot more interesting than a regular hero character. It's much harder to write someone as a bad person than a flawless mary sue.

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>It's much harder to write someone as a bad person

That would be fine. But she is presented from the get go as the hero who would save everyone. Do you see how this works?

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I will forget how she looks the moment I leave this thread. She looks so bland, like a family guy cartoon.

Outwardly, she is the hero. But her actions arent heroic. She causes disasters that kill whole villages of people and shows almost no remorse, she desecrates ancient ruins when shes specifically told not to. Every time she fucks up, she throws a tantrum.

Right. So in earlier TR games that wasnt the case. Which is why this one is badly written.

>>Lara is Lara, eager for fun, she wears a smile... everybody run.

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lol we desexualized lara

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Nu Lara is part of nu vidya that is made by people who want to make games for people who dont play games because for some reason they think it will help drive sales. It hasn't.

Do you zoomer cancerous cunts promise to stop spamming nuLara when the next game comes out, they ditch her shitty fridge design, and give her back her old design? K Thx.

Pretty sure they've sold rather well on all three releases, in spite of the stupid xbox one exclusive for a year they did for 2 of them.

Tomb Raider just won't be the MASSIVE cultural zeitgeist it was in the 90s.

Nu Lara is shit and im glad her Trilogy BOMBED and her movie BOMBED. Hopefully the next incarnation will be back to her old Characteristics. Most Nu Lara fans are just a bunch of beta males, white knights and perverts. Even the Lesbian shipping didnt even take flight and its a good thing! I'll take Old lara than this SJW bullshit incarnation anyday.

I'm interested in seeing how many faggots you triggered.
>b-but MUH NULARA DIDN'T BOMB! MUH MOVIE MUH MARKETING MATERIAL SAYS OTHERWISE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

is that supposed to be an unsightly image?

>old-Lara fans

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Honestly I don't care because we were able to get some incredible SFM porn of NuLara. Mission accomplished as far as I'm cconcerned. Also fuck the new movie.

Kek

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>I played Shadow and shes a fucking sociopath

lara should be a sociopath. the problem with lara's character in the nu-games is they don't really want to embrace this.

>when the next game comes out, they ditch her shitty fridge design, and give her back her old design

lol

kinda sad that they've almost completely written out Sam and shoved Jonah down our throats

>But thats still a badly written character.
By what metric? Characters are supposed to be flawed, it makes them human.

That's not Nakoruru!
>beautiful
>comfy
>White boyfriend
>in Smash

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It's worse than hate, it's just nobody caring for her anymore.

I actually like Nu-Lara being an autistic sociopath
it's pretty cute
Also this: single handedly defeats anything old-lara had going for her.

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Every game should have a photo mode

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The removed her unnecessary boobs and curves and took out some of that annoying game play for a better cinematic experience.

they wrote out sam solely so there couldn't be any implied lesbianism

Meanwhile everyone's holding their collective breath waiting to see how 7R Tifa turns out. Goes to show who turned out to be more iconic in the long run.

And thats a good thing

Cringe

Shadow had the worst story, worst game play and the ugliest Lara. You can fuck off and go back to resetera.