Omg fucking BAAAAAAAASED

I ain't no bitch chef

Yakuzafags btfo once again

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jojo is for low test weebs

Gordon Ramsay is a top class michelin starred chef

Kiryu's goin to Smash

EY YOU
ALL OF YOU

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It's fucking RAW

Show me this marshmallow of a man.

Feck off

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Post your mains

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finally some good fucking crossover

Damn, I might bu...I might dust off Tekken 7 and put the disk back in my PS4.

He'll be like Hakan in Tekken but with olive oil instead.

I'll only buy it if he throws scallops at the opponent

Tekken 7 is a predictable follow-up to a series that's never aimed particularly high, it may please casual gamers for a day or two but the stagnant ongoing series is definitely in the second tier of fighters way below Capcom or NetherRealm Studios games, and it's seriously getting old and tired. The lack of depth and subtlety and the emphasis on the offensive, rather than the defensive, puts this squarely two notches below the best in the genre, the "who-can-get-their-super-move-off-first" gameplay leaves much to be desired from a serious fighting game player. Like the prequels, Tekken 7 is geared towards casual gamers and anyone who's been exposed to more technical, more dynamic fighting games will quickly pass on tekken. Other top fighters, namely Street Fighter, DoA and MK games have advanced impressively in their latest installments; but the relic that is tekken just can't seem to evolve, furthermore many combos can be done simply by hitting 1-button, and the nearly "instant-kill" rage art moves are just laughably broken. Instead of a supplying a proper fighting engine, matches in T7 seem to rely heavily on "who can get their rage move off first". So many elements of the gameplay don't even require any sort of skill. In my book, slow motion over and over again also gets old very quickly. And in the end, it's more of a novelty or gimmick rather than an actual, thought-out fighting game mechanic. But hey, the casual crowd will be pleased!

If you want something a little more "button-masher-friendly," tekken might be your cup of tea.... Key word, might.

Only acceptable substitute for Kiryu.

>first Negan
>now Gordon Ramsay
Whats happening with Tekken?

>All his moves just consist of yelling at someone

Mauricio Pochettino in Tekken 8

Unironically more relevant than Negan.

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last good tekken

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Obligatory.

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*blocks your path*

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I'm marathoning Hell's kitchen and on season 3 and I still think I'd like to nut in Virginia/season 2's runner up.

NINO

imagine what Amy is like in the sack

>Has a projectile move where he throws lamb sauce at you

Please be real!

>Is your ice cream frozen?
>Yes
>Oh fuck me...

No don't. Not them. Please.

only 28% of restaurants on all of kitchen nightmares managed to stay open

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ahem
listen up right? I've got something to say
*ahem*
FUCK BLACK CHEFS AND FUCK FRENCH PIGS

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I think Tekken 4 takes a lot of unnecessary shit for just being "too different" from the standard Tekken game but came with a lot of good ideas in terms of levels, characters, music, etc.

Fuck Tekken Force though that's where I draw the line.

Finally some based fucking posts.

Chicken bake

because the retards didn't follow his simple fucking instructions, or they were too far gone in debt by the time he got there. His Hotel Hell series has a far higher success rate

*blocks your path*

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That's a high percentage considering how every single business featured there was damaged beyond repair by incompetence.

I would actually buy T7 and never bitch about the retarded Specials ever again.

isn't she the dumbass who can't even pronounce "sashimi"?

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Who cares she's a cute MILF now and has big tiddies.

Fuck that, I had more fury watching the Burger Restaurant with the cunt mother sabotaging the chef.

Is this the cringiest owner across all Gordon's shows?

youtube.com/watch?v=d0nF4NLqCwA

Authentic Sky is one of my favourite tracks in the series, and I love the fuck out of the Shinjuku and Mall stages

it would just be her making a bunch of cat noises

>gets added to Iron Chef for diversity points
>loses to every single adversary
>challengers only choose because its an auto-win
>completely single handedly demolishes iron chef win ratio
What games have useless joke characters?

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I'm not gay or anything, but if I were gay, I'd let him do anything he wanted with me

should be raj instead, he's an authentic fighter

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FUCK ME

its a shame hes british

>Raj
>not Joseph
youtube.com/watch?v=62BL-4Htuho

there were quite a few. another noticeable one was that sorry cunt that lived in a RV next to his """"luxury""""" hotel. was a point in the show where he was bragging about having $300k worth of antiques that he could sell but when gordon brought in someone to appraise it most of his shit was fake and was only worth like 30k at the most

he deserves it for being in two shitty games in a row

Gordon has proven jungle fever

his stupid boyfriend was much worse desu

For me it's rooftop, the underground fighting arena, and the parking lot.

Now you got me blasting this OST.

I'M THE BOSS'.

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I would actually almost believe this if it weren't for Gordon's face being superimposed on the background. That's pretty amateur for a fake. The word "oven" instead of something like "battle" or "competition" doesn't make a lot of sense and lacks any of the cheek that a reveal like this would have,

Concept is believable but the execution is bad enough to make it 0/10. Apply yourself next time.

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I doubt he was trying to fool anybody

this nigga thinks he's gordon

Even if it was only for a giggle, it's only actually funny if they bother to make it convincing. Commitment to the joke is what sells it.

yes chef. ill do better next time chef

>villians are so powerful the hero gives up
Any games that do this? I like bad ends.

So in other words, that image is FUCKING RAAAW

I looked up the Burger Kitchen restaurant and noticed all of the reviews saying they got rid of Gordon's entire menu and the electronic ticket system he probably spent a shit load of money on. Also they closed down like 4 months after the episode aired. Sad.

fuck you chef
that fucking shop was perfect
you know it
and i know it
i'm out

As much as I like the original ORA I think DIOs bastard son has a better chance.

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Polish sausage

FUCK VEGANS

ORA is objectively more powerful sounding than MUDA

I'm going to show this to my mom

>That prick of a father that took all his son's inheritance and blew it on to make his shitty restaurant only to have it closed down by his own stupidity.

It was actually quite impressive since the chef working there during the episode at the start was actually a good chef, and then of course you have Ramsay come in and fix up your shithole only to reverse it right after and close 4 months after. It's amazing since he actually has nobody to blame this on except himself and his cunt of a wife. He got more chances that most people did even on the same show.

Oh fucking grow up. You asked ME to come and and save YOUR fake leak and now you're just going to throw a fit and walk away. Un-fucking-believable. What an embarrassment.

HftF remake fucking WHEN

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fucking never because our divine creator has a sick sense of humor

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Hell's Kitchen fighter game when? Drunken Karate using Raj would be S tier.

Game already has ORA though.
youtube.com/watch?v=qqKdDwnPsDM

>Tekken
>getting anywhere near JOjoshit

pfthahahah

>Paula Deen utters the N word back in the 70s, back when everyone and their mother used it on a regular basis in the south
>this pot bellied shmuck lies about his military experience regarding the royalty and manages to stay on
Bravo Food Network

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Was this the same guy who tried to get Don Shipley banned from youtube?

That's a new one for me. Hopefully not, but it's not like my respect for the guy can get any lower

Youtube banned Shipley for exposing the Native American old man who claimed he was a "Vietnam veteran" in the MAGA hat shit a few monhs back and his account is still terinated for "cyberbullying". Your thinking of a different Brit, some shitty Bong journalist.

>banned for exposing a fake for being a con
Jesus christ

Everything Pizza

The most based thing this guy ever did was marry Gail Kim, aka Asian wrestler cougar waifu.

Not so fast, Gordon!

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free sample

What would his ultimate move be?

>WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE

it's so bland

He gives your meat a good ol' rub

for a second i really thought its legit...
tekken 7 really is a wild ride

Rape Oil

YEHE BOI

Just wait until you hit season 7. Prime milf in that cast

Dick pics were undercooked.

Choose your fighter

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THIN CRUST!

Because many of them undo everything he did immediately after being featured on the show.

>game has a happy ending

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wasn't there a guy who won Hell's Kitchen with both arms broken?

Spiderman

that's why he said "fuck black chefs"

Mr. Kirkland

He does look like the guy who has dirt on everyone.

Frozen Yogurt.

Hotdog combo. I usually pair with Combo Pizza

Churros

Adam, the 25 year vet door staff employee
>Tfw use receipt check and BTFO people trying to rush to victory

Pics

The dude from season 6 had like a broken arm and sprained ankle I think. He ended getting busted in a drug bust after winning tho.

*blocks your path

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Marduk style grappling chain where he gives your meat a good ol' rub
heheeeeeeee boi

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Kiryu will be in playstation all stars 2: excise
Trust me my Mom(male) works for snoy

NOT COOL

Does guy has a Jerry Springer-like show on channel 5
Seems odd for a chef to be handling DNA test for some little nigglet

>BAM's in your path

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whos this roidmonkey

Claudio has Jojo moves and Jojo stone mask as item.

IDIOT SANDWICH

>2010+9 and Gordon Ramsay still isn't in a single fighting game

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Robert Irvine, he's a pretty famous chef that had mutliple shows on food related channels, but was found out to be a massive fraud that lied about basically every accolade he's ever claimed to have received.

who, holli?

>that woman
holy shit. I bet she doesn't even have a face under all that makeup. It's probably just a void.

fuck somehow let this be real. I would main gordon in a second.

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Yeah her

Their restaurant is still open?

yes and doing fine

youtube.com/watch?v=t46TK0oV2wI

>win Hell's Kitchen
>get nothing
That was a funny season, kek.
Meanwhile the S10 winner essentially became a member of Gordon's round table and works for him to this day.

That's good. I liked their episode.

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CK THREAD MOTHERFUCKERSSSSSSSS

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>win Hell's Kitchen
>get nothing
Funny how the majority of the season winners don't get "top executive" chef positions at Gordon's restaurants though. Barring Heather and Rock, most of them either end up as a head sous chef or get denied on some bullshit.

I think most become glorified line cooks

Tekken 7 Season 3 starts with him. Namco will announce him at Evo.

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That's why I always thought, barring a few of the winners, it'd be best to take the earlier option of working under Gordon as his apprentice in London then just taking a job as an executive head or sous chef in one of his big name restaurants.

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If you were to make a Hell's Kitchen fighter, how would you manage including enough characters in the game without making it bloated?

>Essential: Gordon himself, + his sous chefs from season 1 to 17 (Scott, Mary Anne, Andi, etc...)
>Season winners and runner ups
Who else?

They all get their head chef position (except the one that failed a drug test), but usually only last a couple months on it before they either get demoted to sous/line cooks or quit/get fired to work on other restaurants.
S7 winner didn't even get that. Gordon promised her a position in a restaurant without checking whether or not he could legally do that. She walked out with 100 grand and a pat on the back.

No runner ups.
>Gordon
>Maître d's
>sous
>winners
That's it. That's already almost 30 characters.

She was supposed to get $250k. And right now only like three or four of the first place winners in the show's nearly 16 year run still work at his businesses.

That's boring. You need to at LEAST have Ralph, Virginia, Bonnie, Fransisco the gay Wedding Planner, etc...in it.

do people actually care about the sous

C'MERE YOU

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The only two sous I really care about are Scott and Christina.

>No runner ups
That's pretty boring my dude. You could do it Japanese fighter style were everyone has unique dialogue for each other and special ones for the same season winner vs runner up lines. Plus bonus guys like Joseph, Raj, Brian, Barbie, and so on.

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meow meow

Having winners, runner ups AND highlight individuals (Joseph, Raj, etc.) would make the cast way too bloated.

Yes because Andi and Scott would do their own verbal smack down on the contestants a lot more in the later seasons of the show.

>when Scott found Andrew trying to tape open the door

>bloated
>fighter game
You can never have enough characters.

finally some good fucking crossover
Remember gordon ramsay threads? what happened? we need more of them

That chocolate coffee thing.

here's your joke character

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Is it true that people try to get banned from twitter with shitty food?

She's in.

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youtube.com/watch?v=dek5SMLNc6g

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Whose more powerful, Amy or Sammy?

I'm sorry, how old is she? I don't think she's ever mentioned it

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Here comes a new challenger!

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>the way she flips out and starts bringing up her age when the chef dude proves the owners have no idea what the fuck they are doing and makes his own burger for Gordon
Top keks still to this day from that scene.

What's this guy's name again?

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This, kenshiro, ryo or kiryu are the only legitimate choices for a guest character
Dream shit would be season 3 (4 or 5 returning characters) and one of the guests mentioned above
Evo stage would literally implode

>Watch Chopped every once in a while
>Judges always nitpick something about the dish no matter how good it is.
>Spic judge loves spicy shit and will complain if it doesn't contain spice. If you add spicy shit the other two judges can't take the heat and criticize you.

>Watch the Judges do their own Chopped after hours type bullshit
>They just fellate each other about how good each others dishes are. No criticism thrown whatsoever.

These fags are annoying.

it was obviously a money laundering operation. the real question is why they decided to draw attention to it on tv

cocaine
nice and hot

But Gordon was trained in French cooking

HIROYUKI SAKAI

the man hires lesbians to convert them
so based

>*blocks your path*

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>Needs to be Costco member to play
This is fucking bullshit!

youtube.com/watch?v=5W51jjuLq8s

Proof?

Is that livestream site still going on?

There was a blog I used to follow that kept track of restaurants open/closed status after being on the show. Season over season, more and more places remained open after he left, last I checked it was like 70% closure in S1 and each season after, more and more places stayed open

Nice pasta

Ah, I see you watched the US Kitchen Nightmares, which is heavily edited, and has theatrics for entertainment

I see your video, and raise you this one:
youtube.com/watch?v=1e6FcMI_IH0

Also:
youtube.com/watch?v=d-ZiJJ3n02s
youtube.com/watch?v=_jaJ0xAY9j0

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He has had better luck on Hotels

realitytvrevisited.com/2013/06/hotel-hell-open-or-closed.html

Any monkey can start a restaurant, and most that do get fucked one way the other. But to start a hotel, thats a decision more than one person has to carefully consider from the start. Not anyone can start a hotel, which is why saving those are easier.

>the fish is fookin' RAW

I'd unironically try out Tekken if this was real.

i like the UK and the US version of kitchen nightmares

kek

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The best Gordon Ramsey show is Great Escape, I wonder if he will ever make something as comfy as that

can't wait until capcom announces him for street fighter v

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Please. It anyone is getting in, it's this guy

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>the oven is heating up
Oy vey
SHUT
IT
DOWN

His show was rigged the winner was always a clone of the host

Clones are just better than robots, user.

>gordon is into amazonian negresses and white bdsm humiliation addicts
Wtf? Based?

FIERI vs. RAMSAY
A NEW AGE OF FLAVOR

This post was so autistic that it looped into making me believe that it's bait and then looped again into being autistic

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gf material

More money

Wage Cage Wojak

>No Joseph

t. bitch chefs

Did he at least cook good food despite that?

probably 35 lol

... fuck you...

Captain America + Taco Tuesday on Anchor is busted