Get home from work

>get home from work
>prepare coffee
>go to balcony with switch
>enjoy the early evening breeze while playing some botw

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>Coffee AFTER work
Unless you're a part time loser working a half day, that is a stupid thing to do.

You are a weak person

why? it's perfect, gives you some energy for a couple of hours and then you crash around the time you need to go to bed.

Wouldn't the stick on his blue joycon get ruined from that?

You're thinking on a reasonable person's level where a single cup of mild coffee a day, or even one per two days, is fine.
When you're a caffeine addict that drinks 5 cups a day it just turns into a regular beverage since you're body's so used to it

the fuck are you on about? Coffee after dinner is customary.

>playing a shit game
I’m wish I had the motivation to play the switch on my balcony as the day winds to an end. Usually after work I walk to the park and ready for an hour or so.

why do breezes enhance life so much bros?

>tfw no comfy breeze gf

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That poor switch.

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Well yeah if you’re a snoyboy or a woman that sits in a chair all day at work.

what game are you even playing on your switch?
mine is already full of dust

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>joycons get dust in them while in your pockets
>get extreme drift that ruins playing it

>not tea

>Mommy suddenly comes out, brings Tendies
>startle, Switch flies from my hands
>hits pavement, completely destroyed
>scream at mommy because the console cost a lot of neetbux
>dad barges in with the belt

Fuck videogames.

>everyone has to like what I like

enjoy living for another 5 years before the acrylamide fucks you

>user is now an expert on human biology

Your AIDS will kill you first you faggot

The doc is in

You are an addict

>you are an addicts
Says the man who cant function without coffee at work or sleep with it at home.

>Fits in his pockets
How can Yea Forums ever recover?

yes user, everyone in my country is addicted, even those drinking just 1 cup a day, after dinner.

>grinding Gammoth in MHGU after work
This thing is really enjoyable
>out of work at 6-7
>go to gym
>get home around 8-9
>get dinner, take shower
>11 pm
And then it's time for bed

Sounds very comfy OP. Hopefully you get to watch the sunset as well. Thanks for sharing.

>coffee is the only source of acrylamide in the world

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>implying I want to die old

How do you not break the switches vents keeping it in your pants like that? The fragile vents are the only complaint I really have about this console.

Thanks, what are you playing?

I'm gonna finish up Uncharted 3 tonight. Can't decide what to play next, God of War or Metal Gear Solid 5

What are you doing on here then?

Id jump on god of war. I honestly didn’t enjoy mgsv especially with its real time base grinding

Whats the matter dude, was the onions lid on to tight today?

It'll get ruined regardless, its a joycon mayne

i drink coffee with milk
it's the only tasty option

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>go home from work
>prepare the Onahole
>start Splatoon Waifu Sex Simulator on Labo
>enjoy shooting my load into woomy

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>go to the one place you have access to a TV or monitor
>play a handheld device

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If that’s what you enjoy my dude. I won’t turn down a white mocha latte when the mood strikes. What are you playing?

I don’t even have the dock installed. I use the switch strictly in handheld mode

risk of rain 2 from time to time
I can't keep focus on anything when I'm not neeting

>3DS
>Fits perfectly in pocket and is pretty sturdy with clamshell design

>Vita
>Thin enough you can use a case to protect the analogs and screens, sturdy as well

>Switch
>I tickle it
>One joycon shoots off ricochets off wall and impales cat
>Spirit of the cat haunts me and starts possessing the other joycon
>Can't play vidya because analog stick ghosting
>Try and play it on docked mode
>Finally relax with some 480p Xenoblade 2
>Go out in open world
>Switch has to work extra hard
>Worried it'll get damaged I pull it out
>Switch is already melted
>It can now fit in my pocket

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22495255
>epidemiologic studies of dietary acrylamide intake have failed to demonstrate an increased risk of cancer. In fact, the sporadically and slightly increased and decreased risk ratios reported in more than two dozen papers examined in this review strongly suggest the pattern one would expect to find for a true null association over the course of a series of trials
get fucked

Such a good game. Finally getting hang of it and the huntress

>2nd Labyrinth
>Still no Circles

worried.jpg.

I have dependencies for caffeine, alcohol and masturbation but addiction implies negatively affecting your life.

Keep at it!

Stay Based user

>Yea Forums doesn't like soda, coffee, tattoos, cigs, weed, driving a car

What else am I missing?

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video games

Women
No wait,
Women don’t like children who browse Yea Forums

Where can I get gba rooms

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>Yea Forums is one person
tattoos and soda are degenerate though

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imagine looking up at a balcony and having to see a fat manchild playing on their switch
yikes

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faggots like you.

>onions lid
????

>he has buildings in front of him

>he's a filthy suburbanite peasant

>Miami is a suburb
inb4 >living in miami
Keep countering everything I say until you think you have the last word

My ass

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Jesus I hope you don’t normally carry around a switch in your pants pocket. That shit is not subtle at all, you gonna get robbed.

ummmmmmm yikes seethe sweetie have sex

>tfw live on the second floor and there's a big tree in front of the balcony

All i get on the balcony is squirrels trying to jump into my apartment

Emuparadise + workaround script

Should I buy diablo 3 on switch? It's $60 ;-;

die

;____________; actually its $50 ^-^

>needing coffee to stay awake and alert, ever
poor boomers

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>live in Florida
>hasn’t rained in a month
>cracking 100 and humidity is still somehow incredibly high
>lift weights on the back porch with beer and lame twitch stream

Life still feels good

Yikes. Years behind his contemporaries

If they ever make one that's actually pocket-portable I'll buy it. That right there is so fucking ridiculous.

Coffee doesn't mean coffee. Coffee means SEX.

>93f today
>adjusted for RealFeel™ heat index feels like 102
Sun sets in a couple minutes and it's finally cool enough to wash my car without the water evaporating the instant it leaves the hose

Seriously. Being addicted to caffeine is somehow more sad than alcohol addiction.

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>wake up
>coffee
>work
>more coffee
>get home
>have 1 meal
>more coffee
>go to bed while sipping iced coffee
>stare at the wall till i pass out for 15 minutes and it's 7am again
Living the life

I in Miami and it hasn’t broken 80, with cool breeze. I don’t want to lose this weather
U mad

>Coffee after dinner is customary
Yeah, if you're fucking 65, and need that coffee to stay awake until Wheel of Fortune is over, Old Man Rivers.

the best part of waking up is folgers in your cup
do you like dark roast or medium roast?

Ah, lucky. I live in the jungles of north Florida, which I seriously wouldn’t trade for anything, but we rely on regular rain in the summertime.
Good on you, user. I’ll get out watering my tree in a bit.

>folgers
kys subhuman swine

you probably dont even have a girlfriend that appreciates intelligent men that play chess you rancid swine

Fun.

I buy coffee beans and grind them myself
Sounds comfy despite the heat

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>wake up
>coffee
>shower
>pop an ibuprofen
>work
>lunch
>pop an ibuprofen
>work
>gym
>go home
>fuck 20 lbs. of pussy & ass
>shower
>free time
>dinner
>sleep
who HERE'S /comfy/?

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how much dat cost? i buy 90 servings of folgers for $3.50

The fuck is the ibuprofen for

Like $18? I get a decent amount of cups, around 30-40. When I’m not in the mood to grind and French press or slow pour, I use nestle instant.

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>wake up
>water
>shower
>more water
>lunch (with water)
>mock smokers and coffe addicts now that I've quit it till dinnertime
>pass dinner cause fasting is a healing benefactor
>more water before sleep

feels good to be 23 and looking 17 bros who else /eternalyouth/?

What do you have against your liver?

r/waterniggas

dark roast, i respect it. man i bet that $18 stuff is so good though

Who is still playing botw?

It’s pretty decent. We have a real nice dark roast coffee shop called Alaska roasting company. Their coffee is damn good. Besides that I go to passion del Cielo

people who have bought a switch and have to repeat the same 2 games over and over as not to show discontent with their favorite brand

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I didn’t even beat first divine beast. What a bore fest

sounds nice bro. I go to walmart or starbucks haha. just got into drinking coffee though

You should check out slow drip. Buy some ground coffee. Easy to make and tastes better than instant

Yeah, the heat is really the only issue for me. That, and transplants who show up and say
>omg it’s like so totally hot here
Yep, Sunshine state in the humid boonies, guy.

Fuck, Marry, Kill
>Instant Coffee
>Brew Coffee
>Iced Coffee

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I'll check it out thanks

Kill
Marry
Fuck

You already posted the order

Espresso is life but I just buy the bricks. Could get a grinder in the future

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fuck them all the then kill them all then brew married coffee

Cant go wrong with pilot. Goddamn cafecito cubano

>botw
What game is that? Breasts On Those Women?

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