Preliminary E3 Report Cards

You mean the Nintendo Direct ripoff?

They aren't even doing a presentation, and their ripoff of the Direct is pathetic.

The absolute state of play

Oh dear...

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I skipped snoy from my cards because snoy is trash that and what gives, they won't show anything at all

Mount and Blade at PC or Microsoft pls
>3 games in development hell
>Metroid Prime 4
>Pikmin 4?
>...

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>no EA

>no Devolver
>no EA
Who the fuck made these unfinished cards.

Because they got nothing, just a pretend 'Direct'!

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EA isn't out of business yet? color me surprised

EA doesn't have a conference this year, bro.
>Devolver
Is cool; but, at that point why not include Limited Run, VR experience, Netflix, and Kinda Funny

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I thought EA decided not to do a press conference this year.

Regardless, who gives a shit. There's nothing worth talking about when it comes to EA. They make mass-market trash, if you still buy their games, you are a tasteless piece of shit.

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Prime 4, SMTV, and Beyo 3.

Fuck Devolver. Those faggots still owe me that Metal Wolf Chaos localization. That and EA is pretty irrelevant this year considering most of us even forgot they were still doing an event down the street.

EA isn't at E3 you fucking R E T A R D

>EA isn't out of business yet? color me surprised
dude EA makes almost a Billion dollars off of FIFA micro transactions alone. Its gross and sickening

>SMT and Bayonetta
Being announced during pre-production isn't development hell.

They will be in, just no conference

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>Portal 3 in a show sponsored by Epic Games
ummm no

Changed my Nintendo expect tile, since pokeys get their own direct beforehand, does the Tom Nook just staring at the screen make sense?

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They're sponsored by Epic? Where?

It might as well be when it's been more than two and a half years without a peep. It doesn't help that ATLUS has released 3 fucking P5 games since that announcement and soon to be 4.

if 7 all future cards must have banjo threeie

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Same with Nintendo. Had no conference for years. Won't stop nintendildos here putting them on the cards though.

Hopes dont have to make sense.

Man, that color version of the template is beatiful.

Do you have the original version without EA, please?

imgur.com/a/PHnOeBE
Here's a whole album of colors

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>europeans are responsible for EA still existing
yet another thing to dislike them for.

>Microsoft has Halo, Gears, Ori 2, Battletoads, probably another good Forza game, and has initiated full control over third party showcases. Killer Instinct is likely
>Nintendo has Animal Crossing, Mario Maker 2, Pokemon, two new IP's from Game Freak and Platinum, and the omnipresent threat of a Smash bombshell reveal. 2D Metroid is likely.

This is a real heavyweight fight. Sony was wise to stay the hell out of the way this year since they'd get creamed.

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I mean Sony's showing last year was completely laughable with barely any games, most of which looked like shit, and yet their fans still pretended it was somehow incredible. The only interesting game at that show was RE2 which was much better on PC.

Someone post Bingo cards

You dumb retards, Nintendo and Square aren't doing conferences as well, doesn't mean they're not having their own stream/event.

EAs stream is on the 8th.

Not being there live =/= not having a conference, idiot. EA is fucking garbage anyway.

>June 9th is going to be awesome
>June 10th is complete shit
>and then Nintendo

Weird how this is laid out. I might not even watch on the 10th.

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Who cares? Everyone would just fill the EA spot with "I expect nothing and still I'm let down". EA the video game equivalent of Madea movies, it makes money reliably but no one with an ounce of sense thinks their shit is worthwhile.

k

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Eww that font choice. I bet you're really ugly

>the man with no taste

PC show might have some worthwhile stuff, it was surprisingly decent last year.

I can taste the smarmy, apathetic irony from here.

>EGS sponsored

No, it won't. And it was fucking horrid last year.

What the fuck is your argument? EA isn't doing anything different than Nintendo or Square so they should be there.

>hurr ea bad
I don't care. I'm looking forward to pirating Respawns Star Wars game and maybe getting into PvZ Garden Warfare 3 for a few hours.
And Devolver is maybe going to show Serious Sam 4 and a new Hotline Miami or something similar.

>too fucking stupid to read

last (You) from me, bugman

I don't give a fucking shit about Nintendo or the Epic Games Show, it's still there.

EAs just doing Treehouse level streams though; whereas, Nintendo and Square Enix are actual presentations that are just prerecorded before the Stream. No one cares about EA games other than Titanfall or MULE anyways, so why bother listing it.

I read what you posted, it just didn't make any sense and was completely unrelated to what I have posted.

Nintendo and Square aren't doing conferences but still have their event.
So why exclude EA and Devolver despite them doing the same?

Actually, post your 2018 cards while we are at it

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EGS sponsored just means you pirate em if you feel like playing em. Who cares?

Last year had Yakuza, VC4, Two Point Hospital, and Noita. That was enough to make it one of the better conferences that year.

EA changed their plans and are only doing a livestream on the 8th where they show everything and reveal new shit. I don't care if their games suck, they always do, yet they always get a fucking sticky and multiple threads when they have their show.

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Will be boring without Sony. Way lower hopes and hype this year compared to last year.

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aaand last year's.

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Oh no, where will I go to get my third person over the shoulder movie games and music?

I have a PS4, switch, and a PC

>Animal Crossing delay
This shit isn't hard to make and the kind of people who buy Animal Crossing games, have never heard of game reviews, so why bother with a delay?
Also, Smash will be a two minute in-engine trailer and one minute of Sakurai announcing Home Run Contest

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All I want is Wave Race to come back, bros.

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I like disappointing myself.
(ignore pokemon i know about the direct and the press conference)

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>Quiet Man
Oh god, thanks for reminding me of that piece of shit

it hurts bros

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