This is why we'll never get half life 3

This is why we'll never get half life 3

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But this is why we're getting VR with individual finger tracking :^)

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slim gaben has good taste

robin williams really put on the pounds

she looks like she'll take your virtual children

Is that Gabe Newell in twenty years?

damn Charles Martinet really let himself go

what is the kid doing

You'd think that rotting in the ground would be super slimming but apparently not.

>lubing up the plug before use
Smart, but patrician

>she looks like she'll *have your virtual children
ftfy

She looks like every fucking karen in retail that wants to bitch to the manager.

Looks incredibly glitchy and does nothing Touch controllers can't do

How does that work? It's like a power glove?

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>but

>dad you can't bring your doll to walmart
>it smells weird
>fuck you I do what I what
>you lil shit

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The only one taking the virtual children is me

The knuckles biggest feature is not repelling people who abhor Zuck

That's actually Leap Motion which is neat but also jank, like Kinect for your hands
Valve's Knuckles controllers work much differently
Speaking of kinect...

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>first you desire women
>second you want to become a women
The future is great.

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>third...

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>was in the navy, so he probably fucked tons of asian traps overseas
>has a life sized loli sex doll that he Carrie's around with him
>is too fat and lazy to walk, resorts to sitting in a chair all day
Is he, dare I say, /ourguy/?

you just know this guy is a cunnyposter

>oppai loli

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>loli
>cunny
not with those fucking cowtits