Death Stranding

Is that Iwata?

to build "hype

again, reply ONLY when it starts

but no ebin troles this time ok?

thanks

i hope the villain cast stacks up to mgs1's villain cast. So far we know Mads, Troy Baker and that black guy is possibly a villain, it has potential

actual thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=o6M6ZXxEjZU

>no hopes
>no expectations
>no fears

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PLAY THE FUCKING TRAILER ALREADY

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Just the start the stream an hour early like nintendo directs do

24 horus is just retarded

>hopes
it's a game
>expectations
it releases
>fears
it's shit

>yet another kojima movie
I think I'll pass

>hope its good
>expect it will be
>fear it won't

>hopes
Not a movie game and good.
>expectations
It's a movie game and bad.
>fears
It's a movie game and bad.

>yes, we have their attention
>start it

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WTF LOOK AT THE SKY GUYS
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

HOLY SHIT IT'S STARTING

how did u get this?

you faggots will find anything to complain about
literally "why not?"

Things you can say about Death Strandind, but not your girlfriend

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I hope I can be excited for a Kojima game again

Here user, ret me exprain Death Stranding to you

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Considering the shit villain casts from 4 and 5 don't get your hopes up

because there's litreally no reason to do.

kojima is a pretentious hack

My bet is that this new trailer will just be about the black dude. We have gotten trailers that include all the other celebs so far except for him.

So has anything actually happened or has it just been this black shit covering the screen with handprints showing up and showing presumably the MC behind it?

DEATH STRANDING IS ACTUALLY SMTV
DON'T BELIEVE THE L̛̛͉̳͎̪̙̺̘̺̟̩̦͙͚̳̥̙̭͆̑̌ͤ͗͋͑̌̈̆ͤ̈ͪ̓̐͐̈́̕ͅI̷̸͈̠̹͙͍̭̋̀͆ͣ͌́ͨ̍͂͡͠͝Ȇ̫̥̬͙ͪ̔͑ͪ̇̍̾̒̽ͪ̀́́͟S̵̪͓̼͇͈̩ͬͣ͑̈́͗̐ͩ̾ͫ̕͡͞ͅ

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It exists

WHAT DID YOU SEE

>Liquid Ocelot
>shit villain

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youtube.com/watch?v=Pm64efG-YKk

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Bros how fucking scary is it gonna be on a rainy night while you're stuck at the bottom of a valley and your sensor starts going off

will they show joosts feet?

Should I know the nig in the game from anything?

When is it supposed to be happen? Tomorrow?

there's literally no reason not to have a 24 hr stream
imagine balding at the level where you're such a faggot to find a 24 hour teaser stream an issue
getting so ass blasted at such a small thing is a tell sign for high cortisol levels

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Where's caramel

no, but you will get plenty of Norman feet
and some Mads

The teaser will be about reedus and mikelsen sucking on kojima's toes

Voices.

Who fucking knows? At least when cdpr did this shit they had a progress bar so you could at least have a idea how long it would be.

How long has this been going, an hour and a half?

1 good villain and 4 shit ones doesn't make a good villain cast

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By the way does anyone remember how long did the CP2077 loading screen take?

Kojima fucking said its starts on 29th may

CARAMEL WHERE ARE YOU??
SHOW YOUR ASS IN HERE

It's metal gear

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It is already 29th May in Japan.

So many fucking things happening tomorrow. Why is the 29th so important?

But its 29th in Japan

Is Stranding even a word?

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Soon we shall separate the men from the kiddos.

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The only gameplay they've showed is Norman Reedus walking through environments carrying shit, this is going to be a walking sim isn't it?

I think Kojima is aware of timezones

>11,5k people watching absolutely nothing

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The goo goes away for a frame and you can see.

Around 9 hours.

when does it start?

yeah and nothing wrong with that

Does he mean stranding as in whales stranding? Does he mean strands of a certain material? Who fucking knows

>Entire game is walking from place to place delivering shit while avoiding/fighting all the bullshit you run into and nothing else
What would Yea Forums think?
What else is happening?

Yup, specifically for beaching of whales.

>hopes
Gameplay
Silent Hills
Part 3
MGS fox remake
>expectations
another teaser
>fears
not really

He's a big guy

No, but neither was revengeance

for retards like you never

HOW MUCH HAVE I MISSED

Can someone decipher the woman whispers?

Happens more often then you think.
This, have they said a specific time?

compare that to the Fallout 76 stream which had 100k watching this and only this

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sometime in the next 34 hours

Embargo lifts on another MMO. Whatever the fuck this is, (At first I thought WoW Classic, but nope.) Just feels like a lot of things are happening tomorrow.

sure thing senpai
Mads is not a villain senpai, he is The Sorrow

Death is stranding you in the hellhole?
Some shit like that

>just noticed the ominous pillars in the distance
this game's going to be absolute kino

what the fuck is this shit?

Based retard

Does any user understand what the voices say?
I can only catch parts but not the whole thing.

We must have some autismos that can decipher it right?

It also looks like its the same few 'animations' so probably nothing until it actually starts.

FUCKING KOJIMA, TELL ME HOW YOU DO IT OR I SHOOT THIS GIRL (MALE)

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>genre defining masterpiece
>best kojimbo game yet
>none at all

something something "not to stand apart but to come together"

>hopes
That it won't be Kojima wanking himself off
>expectations
That it will be Kojima wanking himself off
>fears
That it will be Kojima wanking himself off

Don't reply to tripfags

It cant be

DEATH STRANDING

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Do we know anything at all about the gameplay? I recall seeing something like you can carry a ton of packages but it slows you down and makes you trip more, which judging from the e3 footage they showed a while back could really fuck you while crossing a chasm or climbing a mountain.

its already the 29th in japan. I'm hoping Kojima is as retarded as usual and didnt think of timezones

I swear it'll come back!

can't wait for Death.Stranding-YOUTUBE.torrent
thx for the free game

>Death Stranding becomes the best selling PlayStation video game of all time

How can anybody else even compete?

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Fucking nothing. You'll probably get some out of context scenes again, maybe gameplay if your lucky but it'll be more walking about and that'll be it. It's have whatever song Kojima heard recently playing over it.

After MGSV I refuse to fall fir his shit again.

fuck Death Stranding

post big anime tiddies

>hopes
Something good
>expectations
Something too weird for normalfags
>fears
That it will be Kojima wanking himself off

Aren't you the faggot who was trying to tell everyone chapter 3 for mgs5 was totally happening and got BTFO?
This, outside of the vault boy dabbing and a couple of people walking past nothing happened in that steam till Todd showed up at the end.

I'll keep coming!

still relevant

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE WHISPERS SAYING?

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>about the gameplay
who cares, it will be a tool to tell the story as it should be

>being such a zoomer you can remember all the other teasers Kojima has done so you compare it to Fallout 76

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ok

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cringe

Don't know how I went this long not knowing Troy Baker was part of it

all of this "come together" and "reconnect" talk makes me wonder how kojimbo is working online into the game

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copypasting a post I made yesterday
>post apocalyptic due to catastrophic event
>third person, can either crouch, walk or run
>various hubs or just one hub, undertake missions in said hub
>climbing mechanics of course
>upgrade your suit, upgrade the baby holder, buy/craft/upgrade vehicles and weapons
>expect usual jap over the top MGS tier villains like troy baker, or even better, mads hammin' it up
>walking mechanic that requires you to pay attention to what you're doing unless you're walking on a plain field, possible use of motion sensors? Also active during boss fights/tense situations, possibly have to time a button press every time you take a step?
>mission sortie loadout like in MGSV in which you choose the weapon you carry, the vehicle and the like

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Your mum gay

fuck big anime tiddies

post cute feet

y not?

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A SILENT, FAULTY FEELING

NUNCA MÁIS

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It's the same shit on loop

what happened to the MGS0 guy?

fuck off snoyboi, a video GAME should be about GAMEplay first and foremost.
I saw some people say the chick on Norman's back is Joosten but you can't see it well so I have my doubts.

He is getting ready to clear a bandit camp isn't he

>he doesn't know

YYYEEEEEEONGGGGGGGGGGGGG OUTTTTTTT

WOW THANKS KOJIMA

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE SENSE OF THIS

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mods got tired of him

You're that ninja

>loop

Game looks interesting from what little we saw so far, hopefully there's actual stuff to do

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I got you

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Watch a 2h long youtube video about it

>Fighting ebin boss fight
>Trip and spill spaghetti and packages because I wasn't paying attention to my footing
Not gonna lie that shit sounds funny as fuck, though if you were being chased by something it would properly be pretty tense while you scramble to get up and keep running and wouldn't be able to keep a eye on the thing chasing you since you need to watch your step.

will he commit suicide if the game turns out to be shit?

No need to be intentionally obtuse

THERE IS A NEW SOUND
I repeat
THERE IS A NEW SOUND

Whats the purpose for carrying the gun in something like that?

Why is he carrying a living women? Is she crippled? Does he use her as a body pillow?

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I feel like weapons will be extremely limited and only what you head out with when you get dispatched with a package. That whole wire frame foldable gun screams disposable. Probably gotta balance carrying your deliveries with supplies.

>pantyhose feet

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Been waiting 10 minutes for nothing. I'm gonna go to sleep and hope that tomorrow I get to see an actual gameplay trailer.

See

He's the postman. She's a package. Gotta deliver.

JUST WOKE UP WHAT HAVE I MISSED LADRSSSSSS

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SHUT THE FUCK UP
I repeat
SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Reddit loves Bethedsa.

>possibly have to time a button press every time you take a step
That's just a fucking qte, make it just happen if you aren't watching where you are going and walk right into something you could trip over or stumble on, like how in BotW it's harder to climb shit when it's raining because it's all slippery and shit.

Kojimbo is finished

It's a world filled with the reproducing nano machine cloud in Survive. Certain people can control the nano machines like in this trailer. The sensors Reedus and friends use detect nano machine proximity. Those ghosts are stealth camo psycho mantis types. Possibly parasitic zombies cloaked by nano machines controlled by a villain.

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>hopes
We get a release date end the game turns out to be a masterpiece that is the defining capstone of this console generation and a must play
>expectations
We get a release date but the game turns out to be average with a lot of neat ideas but with shit execution and pretentious story
>fears
That people will eat up Kojima's shit even if Death Stranding turns out to be a bad game.

Dunno about that, but Death Stranding won't be finished

HOLY SHIT WTF LOOK OUT THE WINDOW

When is the presentation of this walking sim starting?

>That bit when he pulls off the nail on his toe in the trailer
God I hated that. I don't know what it is about nails getting pulled off that gets me far worse then shit that's objectively worse and a hell of a lot more painful.

Death Stranding is Switch exclusive. Releases June 18 2020.

this is too much

God Kojima is a fucking hack. Imagine the money they'd have to make a better game if they didn't spend the money on Mads and fucking Norman Reedus. If there is ANY fucking fault with DS, make no mistake, it's because of Kojima's insistence on using American actors of semi-fame.

DEATH STRANDING LAST BOSS PIC LEAKED

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Is there going to be a survival aspect to this game? I get the impression there will be.

Guys, im going to the kitchen to make some food, ask Kojimbo to wait for me

Mads is Danish I forgot, fug :DD

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PC port news when?

METAL GEA

>can't see shit
Wow damn amazing

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It's literally an open world survival game with kojima style MGS cutscenes scattered throughout certain parts.

>mads
>american
American education everyone

Entirely tacticool puposesm

Trips of truth, but the point still stands. Just like his indefensible use of Kiefer Sutherland.

What about lewd feet

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Literally, and I mean L I T E R A L L Y nothing.

Kiefer did amazíng job, real shame he didnt have more lines

So it's gonna be nothing but
>Delivering packages and avoiding the floating things that pull you in
>Properly fight human enemies as well
>Avoid getting yourself killed because you decided to carry too much shit and tripped and fell off a cliff
>Occasionally get a story thing happening
Feet a shit

He did okay. MGSV is not made or broken on Kiefer's performance. And for that sentiment, I'd rather they spent more money on the video game. It will be the same for Death Stranding.

idk I have a feeling actual gameplay has not been shown yet

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BIG ORANGE THING GLOWING IN THE SKY WHAT THE FUCK BROS

There will be SOMETHING batshit and weird with the whole rope system and you'll have to avoid supernatural monsters, but yes. It's for the most part going to be a more survival and traversal focused BOTW.

When the IP gets sold to sega in 10yrs

HIDEO WILL BTFO KIJOMA SOON

Did someone say surviv?
As in METAL GEAR SURVIVE?

this is the perspective of the goo people
their hands pressing on the living world giving them a clear picture of what is going on their otherwise they are in darkness constantly

>Babies get carried around in tanks and used to power machinery to spot floating invisible things that kill you, which causes craters to appear
How many drugs did they take while coming up with this game?
That e3 trailer showing off the two chicks in the game had some gameplay in it, but it was entirely the MC walking around with various amounts of packages on him and the camera angle clearly placed as to make it seem more cinematic.

It's "the sorrow's section from mg3" the game

What if this is actual gemplay being streamed right now?

>"shout out to based Yea Forums"

Holy fucking shit you guys hear that whisper?

>It's for the most part going to be a more survival and traversal focused BOTW.
I could get behind that. I liked being able to scale shit in botw.
based and truthpilled, fuck kojimbo

Nothing and you wont miss anything tomorrow or in the next E3

He is clearly under nano machine induced hypnosis while seeing babies. It is an air filter. But it is precious, like baby.

>create the rope really means kill yourself
>once you successfully rope the game ends
based kojima

>That bit at the end of the trailer where the chick eats some bug thing
That felt like it was to appeal to someones weird fetish.

wow just hands

how impressive

zzzzzzz

>>hopes
Kino
>>expectations
Ludo
>>fears
Flick

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Yeah that was my request, shout out to the madman Kojima for going through with it

What the FUCK, BROS!

Yeah I know. What I'm saying is I think that was only a small fraction of what you can do in this game.

>bug thing
It was a "giant" Tardigrade

Based Kojima making a spiritual Donkey Konga requel, Death Stranding about to ge the GOTY.

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WHY WILL KOJIMA NOT JUST CLNFIRM THE PC RELEASE ALREADY?
WE KNOW IT’S COMING

What's Kojima's stance on remasters?

Tremendous post!

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I want to see DSP play this shit so much.
>Accepts every delivery job at once, can barely walk
>WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS BULLSHIT THE GAME NEVER SAID THIS WOULD HAPPEN
>Falls flat on his face spilling them all and having to pick them back up because he tripped over something
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW ARE YOU SERIOUS
>Tumbles down side of mountain
>FUCK THIS GAME I'M DONE

>That dark ambient music playing in the background.

I can listen to the stream all day.

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COPE

nothing since he cant remaster shit anymore

>Masterpiece
>Good game
>Bad game

Has anyone been able to tell what or if those whispers are actually sayign anything?

Is this shit actually a ps4 title or will it be released for next gen?

t. obsessed detractor

Pretty much everyone who isnt completely deaf

pretty sure the shorter one is "good to see you/meet you"

you forgot
>people will go fuck in multiplayer to try to piss him off
honestly this game could be streamer kryptonite due to that alone

wut

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it'll come eventually

As far as we know it's on the PS4, however the PS5 will be backwards compatible with PS4 video games. I am expecting a PS5 remaster.

Futuristic version of a safety and a notice to everyone you meet afterwards that the gun has been used.
Guns are rented, breaking the frame means you lose your deposit.
Frame along with the gun being folded makes it more durable for transport without magically sticking to your back / waist.

What's the multiplayer shit exactly?

The guy says
>must be tough out here (on your own?)
The girl says
> (that's?) what we need to be doing now not to stand apart, but to come together

REAL THREAD THEME KOJI POSTED CALIFORNIA SON youtube.com/watch?v=Ojrro0JG51A

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PS4 title, will probably get a huge PS5 update for visuals or a re-release

no one knows which is the best part since it probably not just normal greefing shit so it can find a new way to fuck each other over.

* d a b s *

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Cool, depending on what I see I'll likely play it but I'm not buying a ps5 just for it.

youtube.com/watch?v=G1t4M2XnIhI
Nano machine swarms

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What time is the trailer happening? Midnight?

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Thanks!

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! ! !

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I'm going to play Inazuma Eleven tell me when kojumbo dumbo stop streaming tar

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Big anime butts>Big anime tiddies

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nekru

Patience is a virtue

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>here's your trailer bro

Its coming tomorrow faggit

KOU SHIBUSAWA THINK HE SLICK

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So many men are losing
While out there doing the proving
It's no surprise he's dooo~oooming

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>madness
>crazy
>not insane

>kojima

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post more skulls

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>don't wanna sit on my ass for hours waiting for something to happen
>don't wanna miss shitposting whatever may happen with you guys
first reply decides what I do

ps5 is gonna be backwards compatible so they'll just drop a "8k" update for ps5 and call it a day

wash your penis

kys

fap to trap porn

keep the stream on in the background and check back from time to time

Classic skull.

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Guest Starring
The "SKULLS" Parasite Unit

Only Mantis and Raven were shit. The other were kino

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NUNCA MÁIS

fuck niggers

kojumbo is dead

niggers

>nunca mais = never ever

what did ayy mean by this?

I really hope Kojima's meme game hasn't made anyone kill themselves

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very nice

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YOO ROFL

MAMAR UN PAU

How long until it's supposedly to actually happen? I gotta take a shiiid and take a shower but don't wanna miss it.

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ayy bro

>kojima has never made a good game without help from another director
>all you do is walk around in empty boring areas
>but making walking sims is okay if a chink does it!

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KOJIMA'S POSTING ITT!!!!!!!!

Can I get a QRD?

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AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDER (STICK)

A SHAME YOU SEEMED AN HONEST (ROPE)

Everything chinks do is okay. Yea Forums bitches about movie-games but then they love Yakuza.

I'm gonna do it.
Forgive me.

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it's probably gonna start when it hits 0:00 in california

what time it is now in cali?

CARAMEL!

2 pm

bout tree fiddy

2:20 pm so it's gonna be about 9 or 10 hours till they show anything

aww shit, it's almost midnight in europe

Starys in 24 hours from when it staryed

Fucking USA. Why do you guys have to be so retarded compared to every other country.

NUNCA MÁIS

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You lied to me twice. Where's the suicide stream?

when does it actually start?

that's the funny part, nobody know

in 5 hours

Perfect movies exist.

It's already 29th here in Aus

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europoor here too, but i'm already done with my finals so i'll pull an all-nighter shitposting

I hope it's 00:00 GMT

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It's more like "Never again" and it refers to an oil spill that affected northern spain years ago.

18 hours

What's with all the dumb russians?

My father says it will start in ~30 minutes

my bad, my portuguese need more work

More like death handing haha

Your Portuguese is going to need a lot of work if you intend to translate Galician with it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galician_language

the co-op of this gonna be sick

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>funfact: the branch of languages where Portugese and Galician are placed is named Galician-Portugese

I find my own completeness
The darkness and the weakness
The light, the fight, the quietness

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soon™

I'm sorry user, looks like you've got the extinction factor.

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Posted this earlier but went over the heads of all the other zoomers. But do you guys remember the countdown for another countdown that Kojima did for Metal Gear Rising?

That was fucking 10 years ago.

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It's hard to choose a favorite among so many great tracks, but "The Greatest Love of All" is one of the best, most powerful songs ever written about self-preservation, dignity. Its universal message crosses all boundaries and instills one with the hope that it's not too late to better ourselves. Since, user, it's impossible in this world we live in to empathize with others, we can always empathize with ourselves. It's an important message, crucial really. And it's beautifully stated on the album.

go here and get a random power: powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
Could you survive in kojima's game?

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We are here for you
We are here for you
Don't suffer alone
Tell us

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>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Big_Rip_Inducement

Uh oh I think I'm the main bad guy of the game

>Experience a journey like nothing before it, from legendary game creator Hideo Kojima. Take control of working man Sam Bridges, as he braves a deadly and mysterious world where death’s tide lurks everywhere.

Can we all just take a moment to realize the protagonist's name is Sam fucking Bridges?

got mummification
guess i'm the motherfucker that packs the people for transport

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Holy_Projectile_Attacks
Yes.

I can survive anything
>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Cartoon_Physics

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Tin_Manipulation
I'm fucked

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WHERE'S THE GAMES

probably
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Divine_Monster_Physiology

I'll be fine
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Plains_Lordship

Would you guys believe me if the game will come to PC? I believe it will.

I expect a very Kojima game, that will be very artsy fartsy and overly complicated for the sake of being obtuse.
I hope I am wrong.
I fear i wont be.

who cares ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I'm going to bed, I can read about proper infos for this game tomorrow. Don't feed the Kojimbo troll, or he will continue doing nothing for 5 years and then release a trailer with fucking obstructed view

My anime finished downloading !

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What's wrong with Sam Bridges? Would you have preferred Hot Coldman?

wat anime

what is the purpose of this stream? This is so pointless, the numbers are already dwindling and will continue to do so.

Why didn't they just start it with like a 6 hour countdown, then you'd have steady hype building and more and more viewers. But this is just bad, it'll continue going down and nobody has any fucking idea when anything will happen so it'll probably be at a fairly low number of views when something finally does happen.

Funposting with the bots, er, boys

>mfw death stranding is completely batshit impenetrable wonderful nonsense written by someone high on their own ego
david lunch lol

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Is there an official time when the stream's gonna start?

Just keep your junk away from my junk.

Wtf even is this power
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Almighty_Link?comments_page=1

This one.

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GUYS DID YOU SEE THAT?

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Have you finished your rope yet, Yea Forums?

What do you consider quality rope?

What's the best knot?

What's a good spot to tie it to?

Are you going to wear diapers?

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no what

I really hope when the trailer drops there's something in it that causes every board to erupt into mass shitposting.
>starring and co-written by david lynch, anno hideaki, thomas pynchon, kanye west, tom brady, ZUN and ron paul

You're basically god.

create rope with your hands, come together

I'M NOT WAITING ANY LONGER KOJIMMAAAAA

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>very obvious gameplay behind the hands
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Divine_Monster_Physiology
I'm basically one of those floating guys that appeared in the trailer

I just got here and it is just tar now. What did I miss?

it has been tar from the beginning

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Sanitization
Yeah, those goo monsters can't touch me

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
I'll survive

Oops wrong link
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Transcendent_Negation

>waste of fucking time while russians spam the chat unreadable

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Heading into town?

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Interbeing_Manipulation
depends, can I control my own fate?

youtube.com/watch?v=r_vVcCXchRI

I hope they show some gameplay that it's not just walking

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>You're going to sit here and watch this shit when it'll just be another gameplay-less trailer

I plan on buying the PS5 for the backwards compatibility and hopefully 4k bluray player.

>hopes
I want a video game
>expectations
It will be a glorified movie
>fears
The movie will suck

WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I know this is off topic, but I have zero doubt in my mind I could kick the fucking shit out of Kojima. The man looks like a fucking pansy.

Like he wouldn't even put up a fight, he'd just be sat in his office one day ching chonging away contentedly to himself and i'd just boot the fucking door right off the hinges. He'd give out a little startled shriek like a frightened bird and try to run for it but I'm too quick and I grab him by his scrawny little neck and just start punching him as hard as I can in the kidneys while tears stream down his face.

It stands to reason that there would be security, but because it's Japan, it would just be a bunch of child sized gnomes in comically oversized security uniforms, blowing their whistles at me trying to grab hold of my legs while I grab Kojima by the ankles and turn him upside down to shake his Milk money out of his pockets.

Then I'd give his pathetic security a noogie and a wedgie apiece then turn back to that skinny little runt Kojima the final humiliating blow...a double wet Willy.

Kojima if you're reading this I'm fucking coming for you.

CARAMELLLLLLLLLLLL

Do you think there will be environments that arent rocky/mossy/river terrain and destroyed buildings?

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FUCK YOU I'mma rewatch ALL the trailers they're good.

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i cant even fathom a guess.

REMINDER THAT THERE ARE HUGE LOVECRAFTIAN MONSTERS AND SKELETON ARMIES IN THIS GAME AND NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE

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You aren't seeing the bigger picture.
>Death Stranding announcement May 29th
>Somnus Lucis Caelum's birthday is May 9th
>Versus XIII revealed May 9th
>20 days differential between the two
>7 (Remake) + (Versus) 13 = 20
>7 (Light) 13 (Darkness) = Kingdom Hearts
>13 years and 20 days since Versus XIII reveal
All will soon be revealed.

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I can't wait to walk past them

I really like the ambient sound / atmosphere in the stream right now. Any games / movies that replicate that feel?

this but unironically

I hope not

CINNAMON? WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY MAN CARAMEL?

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He's basically mocking Caramel. Let him be

doesn't matter anyway since one of the mods is actively deleting these retards

Silent Hill 2

do we have any idea when the stream is supposed to happen tomorrow/today?

nah Silent Hill is more of a small town America a la Twin Peaks feel. The ambience in the stream is more ethereal, almost otherworldly

No idea, just 29th may

KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

We don't even know if this is building to a presentation stream or a video of the trailer.

did they announce a switch port?

I don't want to buy a censored game

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That's fine bro.

Imma head to bed and when I wake up tomorrow i'll laugh at all the retards who stayed up for this shit

Solaris

After a million mediocre Western survival horror games like
>Dead by Daylight
>DayZ
>Days Gone
>Until Dawn
the japanese with Death Stranding will finally show how you ACTUALLY make a real game, as they always have

>implying the Switch is powerful enough to play the game
>implying the Switch is powerful enough to even play a trailer of the game

There's a lot of industrial kind of noise mixed with spooky ambient, so it's reminds me of certain SH2 sounds

It's already censored from the looks of the stream

>Death Stranding
>survival horror

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it's a PS5 launch title, sweetie

Not him, but I really really hope he goes that way with it. It seems possible at the very least.

Sony confirmed that Death Stranding, TLOU2 and Ghosts of Tsunami will all be PS4 titles earlier this month.

>implying you even know what the game is about

>pretending to know

>NO STICKY
NINTENDOGAF

NINTENDOGAF
NINTENDOGAF

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Kojima has said that its an open world action game numerous times.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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just arrived, did it start already?

I'm still interested in it.

No wonder they're mistaken for aliens all the time.

dead thread
dead game

fuck you

niggas just waiting on new big marring trailer baka

Why you gotta do me like that man it feels bad D:

It's just gonna be a 24h loop stream

lol i want this trailer to be disappointing just so you can get fucked again

ayy lmao

Finns?

Kojima popping up at the end to do a gameplay demonstration would be nice

Literally nothing has actually happened other than a video being played on loop.

seething kojimadrone, sorry that your idol is a hack

Its already fucking 29, wtf

>sticky every time Nintendo farts
>no sticky for this

>inb4 ubisoft towers

Will be on the 30th in Japan. So the 29th in burgerland.
Because there is nothing to watch of care for right now faggot. Now go do your platform war baiting somewhere else.

>He wants a sticky for the equivalent of the TWEWY countdown timer

Will Kojimadrones collectively an hero if no gameplay is shown once again, or the """""game"""""" turns out to be a pretentious walking simulator?

The point of a sticky is to stop a flood of threads, this could still be a nothingburger

I don't want a gameplay trailer, I want a demo like PT.

>Space-Time Manipulation
Easily

No, Kojimbodrones will love everything this man makes no matter what is shown, that's true loyalty and I'm a proud to be a Kojiboi.

Leak:
Sam Bridges must brave a world utterly transformed by the Death Stranding. Carrying the stranded remnants of the future in his hands, Sam embarks on a journey to reunite the shattered world one step at a time. What is the mystery of the Death Stranding? What will Sam discover on the road ahead? A genre defining gameplay experience holds these answers and more.

Except everyone shat on MGSV when Kojima dropped the ball

Leak:
I fucked your mom yesterday night

We're not getting a trailer. We're getting a demo.

>Hoping for Extended gameplay footage
>Expecting a social media campaign/ARG hybrid
>Fearing its fucking nothing

>>Sam Bridges
Thats dumb enough Kojima might go with it

user when you learn French or German many white names end up sounding mundane.

>hopes
That it's a great game with a good online gimmick to keep people hooked for a long while.

>expectations
A decent third person game with stealth, survival and shooting mechanics and a good story.

>fears
That Kojima will be exposed as a fraud that spends company money on stupid shit and Konami was entirely right to let him go and treat him like shit.

I think we will just get a trailer that has minor gameplay in it, but nothing like full HUD, picking a mission, starting the mission, going out to the area etc. Probably a trailer that tries to combine everything thus far. What is Mads' relation to the Troy Baker masks dudes? The infected tank?

We haven't seen Mads' character since 2017.

Frank Jaeger is a badass name

Is there a rough timeframe for when shit starts happening?

No

Literally means Frank hunter. And that's generic as shit Jesus Christ. Worse than "Alex mason"

I can't believe she took the whole thing

Something is happening?

Maybe when it actually bothers to show anything except a fucking screensaver. Rent free, seething, cope etc.

Butts for Kojima!
Butts for Reedus!

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Not in Germany

Yep

I'm going to bed, hopefully the trailer drops before morning. Night Yea Forums I love you

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The trailer will drop in 20 minutes and you're gonna miss it.

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G'night faggot!

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Maybe this one will work out

So is there anything actually happening or is this just viral marketing?

This is gonna be quite boring

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I hope you have sweet dreams user! :)

ГEHИЙ

Don’t believe the ????

good nigh
keep your butthole tight, don't let the bed bugs bite.

God I wish I was that cute

these:
youtu.be/gie-3kDyVb4

youtu.be/Ku1lWU3zX8w

I win, i think
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just try to be cute mang

>Consumption Mimicry

I got this, just lemme eat some of the black stuff

Yes

You just need to have confidence in yourself user

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TURN ON CNN

IT'S HAPPENING

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