>Screws the nips out of their money so he can fund an actual based Western series >Performs magic in his spare time >Told that fucker who thinks he needs to be paid shitloads to voice a robot where to stick it >Created the best arena shooter around >Goes on a podcast to openly talk about his love for LEGAL girls masturbating (stfu haters who pretend he's a pedo) >Not afraid to pose kneeling in a bathroom like a real alpha >Provides for his autistic son >Tells Steam to fuck themselves and puts Borderlands 3 (The guaranteed 2019 GOTY) on the Epic store >Makes a game in 2019 with NO microtransactions >Posts cat gore on twitter and doesn't give a shit
Seriously there is no one more bad*ss in this industry than Randy
>>Goes on a podcast to openly talk about his love for LEGAL girls masturbating (stfu haters who pretend he's a pedo) tell me more about the pod cast what and where is it
>Typing the quote instead of selecting the text and opening quick reply
Fucking loser
Liam Jackson
Did he really post cat gore? I keep hearing about it and how twitter deleted it and so many people are freaking out and getting genuinely angry, but I'm betting those kinds of people aren't the type who would watch it to confirm it in the first place. Then I see a bunch of responses saying that it's a dumb video of a cat being pinched by a crab with nothing explicitly disturbing happening at all, but in that case Randy's whole spiel makes no sense at all.
Landon Richardson
This guy is so lucky to be in the position he is, fuck up constantly on a lower wage and you'd be gone. Right place at the right time.
Chase Russell
How does he keep doing it?
James Adams
It's because he's bad*ss
Landon Roberts
He looks like a fu*king qu**r and it'll be funny when he game ends himself
Brody Jackson
>Screws the nips out of their money so he can fund an actual based Western series Aliens is not a real western series? >Performs magic in his spare time What did he mean by this? >Told that fucker who thinks he needs to be paid shitloads to voice a robot where to stick it This is actually based >Created the best arena shooter around Half Life: Opposing Force multiplayer? >Goes on a podcast to openly talk about his love for LEGAL girls masturbating (stfu haters who pretend he's a pedo) Why is he watching porn if he's married? >Not afraid to pose kneeling in a bathroom like a real alpha That's him being a cuck >Provides for his autistic son Based >Tells Steam to fuck themselves and puts Borderlands 3 (The guaranteed 2019 GOTY) on the Epic store Cringe and bluepilled >Makes a game in 2019 with NO microtransactions Cosmetics are microtransactions though >Posts cat gore on twitter and doesn't give a shit Cringe
Xavier Gonzalez
Then the discord trannies show up
Grayson Price
Literally who?
Jackson Howard
The CEO of Gearbox. He might be an insane person.
Jace James
>Why is he watching porn if he's married? have you seen her wife, I don't blame him for that
Jayden Carter
everytime I have a bad day and see a randy face my mood suddenly brightens
Nolan Morris
can someone expand on the magic thing?
Brayden Myers
lol merely pretending boyos
Jose Garcia
that's how you can tell every "ugh why do you want sexy girls in games? HAVE SEX INCELS" is not married or even with a girl.
Man wants what he cannot have.
Isaiah Williams
He literally performs magic tricks as a hobby
Nolan Hill
At a PAX East event to reveal Borderlands 3, he took about fifteen minutes to do card tricks with Borderlands card game materials.
Elijah Williams
I remember a time when people who would post cat-gore were crucified by Yea Forums, any and all boards.
how dare you accuse randy pitchford of being a psychopath
Aaron Thompson
yeah but he did it on twitter, which is based
Owen Howard
oh yea
Oliver Evans
well that cat probably did get its hand fucked a little, it's not liveleak tier or anything but setting up a cat to get CRABBED is still pretty rude t.b.h.
I agree, poor man, he has money he could have gotten something better
Thomas Nguyen
It’s a cat getting the pinch. It’s not graphic at all, but the animal is in distress and there’s no real punchline beyond watching it flail. Nothing to really rage over, but the fact that Randy thought it was funny enough to share and then tried to defend it as some deep thought bullshit says a lot about his lack of self-awareness and inability to empathize.
Chase Flores
>Borderlands 3 (The guaranteed 2019 GOTY) cringe and YIKES
Colton Wright
This video is not funny to me, its not bad to me either, the cat probably would be fine, in comparison with the video i have seen on this damned site, like a Russian man eating a kitty alive or that girl who stepped on a kitty's head for no reason, those are something triggering
