Skipper

Ash get the fuck out where the fuck is Tali
Garrus come get this bitch out of my quarters pls and thx

do you realise what the advertisers would do if they saw this? TKKE IT DOWN! NWO!!! FUCK YOUUUU FUCK YOUUUUUU!!!!!!

Sorry Ash, I'm not into bimbofication

Honestly, the day that was announced this shit got old fast.

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Nigger

Please, I'm the whitest as can be without considered albino

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Weird, how is there a thread about nuked planet dust?

Sixteenth post best post

People only hate her for speaking the truth

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What do Tali's pubes smell like?

She actually looked the best in 2.

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Fuck off fag
Something seems to be bothering Carth. You should probably go talk to him

>he's there when shit happens
>"I feel being left out of the loop"

I never even managed to finish the first one. Got bored around the time I got to the frozen planet with a weather station or whatever and you were driving around

These

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Mako sections are universally hated. No one blames out. They dropped those in sequels.

Based on the citadel dlc from ME3, which romance arc is most kino?

Tali. At the end of the day all she wants to do is drink with you and watch Disney sing-a-longs. Patrician girlfriend.

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You sound like a faggot I'm going to be honest friend

>Why did they ruin her in ME3?
she wasn't alive in ME3

I like Jack the most but not being a companion hurts her a lot imo

Not even the best waifu.

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It's not you. BW can't balance for shit. There's overpower or useless with them.

there are people in this thread that didn't play through the game with no romances, and ended up having a brotastic time with Vega in your chadloft

It would've only worked if it was some kind of date night, not making that essentially her default outfit.

she looked best in ME3

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She's a disgusting space gypsy that jumps on Turian cock at the first opportunity.

Jack by far, shooting range date is kino and getting you a tattoo so she doesn't lose you like everything else in her life is cute

Liara is the worst.

>if she can't get you she fucks your protege
Tali is all about that Shepard dick

Liara really did end up being the best girl. I just wish ME3 and properly tied into the romance from the first two games.

Liara was a desperate, creepy stalker. Just because she was Bioware's favorite does not make her best girl.

>he doesn't know

Shepard can tell if Tali has had sex with anybody recently because it pretty much puts her on her death bed, and he is friends with the shadow broker who will immediately tattle on Tali if she cheats because she wants to have Shepard's blue babies.

Delusional space bucket lover.

Brapper

Have fun with your inferior waifu

What race are these people

Private

Subhuman, user, Subhuman.

After all, that is all you will find on MTV these days.
>I 'memba wen MTV actually did music. They were brighter times.

The idea was to ruin every aspect in ME3.

MR OBAMA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

I'M GONNA SAY IT

I love porn of her getting fucked by aliens because it's extra kinky to imagine her doing it against her will or pretending to hate it but losing to the feeling or all sorts of hot scenarios.
Well done Bioware I actually care about a character's personality.

Bevis and butthead and jackass were alright though

Spray tanned Jersians

>Tali
>sing-a-long mode
How about no.

Yikes

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>you’ll never shitpost across space
We were born too early lads

t. cringe porn addict with no self awareness

You must be a nigger.

t. someone unironically afraid to express himself even through anonymity

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huh? i just expressed myself. what are you even talking about, porn addict?

Best husbando

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Let's get some ME beats in here.

youtube.com/watch?v=YFCZMEwl_K8

and he didnt? You seem intimidated by his comment.

>obvious samefag
i never said he didn't express himself. i said you have no self awareness broadcasting the fact that you has a porn addiction. are you retarded?
no need to answer that haha.

being aware of what turns you on and why is the opposite of lacking self awareness my brainlet friend

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>can't even call out anons correctly
>tries to look down on others

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holy shit jersey shore was so good when it came out
it stopped being funny real fast tho once people started taking it seriously and it became mainstream, not the show, but the lifestyle

>being aware of what turns you on
you mean oversharing, which is why i called you out on your cringe porn addiction and lack of self awareness. i hope you don't wonder why you're still a virgin lel
>all these replies
>yet not calling anyone out correctly
hmm really made me think there champ.
>tries to look down on others
i obviously succeeded, look at all you seething porn addicts coming out of the woodwork lmao

Based. Only an actual brainlet can form such a strong connection with an animal that he would throw away his life instead of just sacrificing the dog.

>all you
Glad you acknowledged your failure user. That's a big task for small minds.

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nobody but you seems to mind
maybe it's not 'oversharing' but you lacking awareness of exactly the sort of site youre browsing

like, you are aware this thread started with a ssoftcore poorn image

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yeah that's a nice non-sequitur post, porn addict. keep seething that you got called out. you should take your own advice and remember that you were anonymous instead of seething :D
fallacy on top of fallacy. you claim you don't really care but here you are, acting defensive about your porn addiction. Big yikes my friend
like, you are aware that you outed yourself as a raging incel the moment you started talking about your porn habit

>:D
You have to be 18+ to post here senpai.

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She is right for saying aliens are animals. She is wrong for assuming minorities aren't.

>shit, i can't defeat any of his arguments, better call him underage
seething porn addict cope :D

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>seething
>:D
>yikes
>incel
just fuck off ok? you're not funny, you're not annoying anybody, you're just a pathetic piece of shit parroting meme words

That's a man, baby!

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>still getting all these (You)'s just from pointing out porn addictions and the low self awareness it takes to out yourself as such
>just fuck off ok?
yikes, such hostility. it would appear you're experiencing cognitive dissonance. you wouldn't be reacting this way if you weren't conflicted over your porn habit and feeling flustered about being called out for it.
>you're not funny, you're not annoying anybody
you're annoyed all over my screen, kiddo
>you're just a pathetic piece of shit parroting meme words
thank you for proving me right, mr no arguments. next time perhaps you'll just keep your cringe porn addiction to yourself instead of getting mad on the internet..

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The 56%

Is this actually from the game?

go away poor man's amanda

imagine getting this triggered by someone mentioning porn

imagine getting this triggered by someone mentioning porn addiction

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imagine thinking anyone that mentions porn is addicted
projecting a little there fella?

imagine thinking you can shamelessly post about your favorite porn without outing yourself as a porn addict.
seething a little there fella?

imagine thinking you can shamelessly post about your favorite video games without outing yourself as a video game addict

>you can't talk about porn on Yea Forums without being an addict
/pol/ has lost it

>THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS

>talking about porn
vs
>announcing yourself as a permavirgin by talking about your favorite porn
>muh /pol/ boogeyman
yikes. we're reaching some high levels of mental gymnastics here, kiddo.

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>some guy posted about some porn he liked on an anonymous imageboard an hour ago
>you are still sperging out over it
You need to take your pills friend

>some guy
>implying you're not samefagging to defend yourself
what pills would those be? the ones that stop me from spitting uncomfortable truths to porn addicts? Yikes :D

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hahaha you are completely delusional.

>you must be a samefag unless you're as triggered as i am about porn on Yea Forums
ah

t. porn addict
>that baseless cope of a claim
ironically, you're triggered and samefagging to defend your porn addiction..

I'd give anything to titfuck that ass.

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You should lurk a bit before you start posting pal

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default femshep is the best girl

reminder there will never be another western female design like this

Red hair is plebshit

>holy shit jersey shore was so good when it came out
>not the show, but the lifestyle

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reddit porn addict
porn addict
thank god.

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Porn, on Yea Forums? This is a Christian website!
Hiro, arrest these men!

>left chobot in the pic
kek

>passive aggressive refusal to link replies
>still in your head over calling out your porn addiction
I win

So do you always get triggered by porn on Yea Forums or just now and then. Do you take breaks to calm down?

>I win
>winning a Yea Forums argument

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where am i triggered exactly? all i've done is lol at obvious porn addicts. you know you could just stop with your creepy porn habit instead of getting defensive about it.
>relegated to smug laughter like a cuck who lost an argument
>pretending you never cared
O my. the cope is strong

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>w-we're having an argument!
Nah. You're just getting triggered by porn on Yea Forums.

will they reboot it like capeshit movies?

You came onto Yea Forums and had a bitchfit when somebody mentioned porn. We are not arguing with you. We are laughing at you.

the projection. you can't even point out where i am supposedly "triggered". you're just trying to cover up the fact that you got triggered about your cringe porn addiction being called out lmao
truth hurts, porn addict. imagine thinking that a porn addict laughing at me would have any effect whatsoever...
>I'm laughing! I'm not mad!
pic related lol

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u mad

2016 was a mistake

Go back to Facebook.

where, porn addict?
i agree, you must go back, porn addict.
go back to your porn addiction, incel.

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this guys been farming (you)s for hours lmao

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He even gave me a (You) when I didn't even reply to him, he's very generous.

there is such a thing as bad (you)'s tho

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this kind of shit taste deserves the firing squad

Underage or boomer?

it's not even hard, all you have to do is laugh about porn addicted incels. yikes.. :D
you gave me so many, i can afford to share a few. you really should lose the porn addiction though and stop being such a seething incel

Brown > Black > Red > Blonde >>> Unnatural
This is the objective truth

Never even gave you a single reply, now you've given me two. Neato.

Let me guess, a third one incoming?

don't ever reply to me with your garbage taste again

>in your head rent free so badly you pretend (You)'s have black magic
Yikes, porn addict.

somebody post the ME3 ashley remaster mod

When asari reproduce, do they do it willingly or is by "chance" like with mammals? Because Liara pinning Shepard down and telling him/her that this is the night they're making a baby and meaning it with 0% chance of it not happening is hot to me.

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You are a brainlet with bad opinions.

Give me another one user, I demand it. I know you're still here.

I want one too

boomer from /pol/

>porn addict cringe

EYY DIS NIGGA GIVING OUT FREE (YOU)S

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Are you pulling your pants down to shit on my floor?

you remembered to feed the fish

right?

incel porn addict from reddit

No...

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>incel porn addict from reddit
Nah, we're video game addicts now. We have a disorder, we're under privileged. Time for gamers to be catered to. And we want boobies.

maybe, he's clearly not from here at least.

I kill this dumb cunt every time I play the game lol

is this NTR?

more porn addict cringe.

jumping into other people's conversations is rude, user.

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set my sensors off desu

>not just giving up the porn addiction you're embarrased by
>defending it to the death

how am i defending porn? you've lost your marbles.

I have a mental disorder, you privileged, mentally sound person. I need my tities.

>how am i defending porn?
>defends porn addiction

how am i defending porn addiction?

>how am i defending porn addiction?
>defends porn addiction

where am i defending porn addiction?

He seriously thinks he's talking to one guy

That was a shit argument. I would probably sacrifice a human if it meant I would survive. Even my own mother. It's human nature and in that kind of situation instinct would kick in.
Ashley had potential to be so based why did she ruin it by being a retard

based normalfag

She is speaking from the perspective of a marine, somebody with honor.

>where am i defending porn addiction?
defends porn addiction
thank you :)

Man, sliders is underrated

maybe he isn't used to anonymous posts at his regular place.

samefag

close but no cigar

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>unironically taking the time to edit screenshots proving your samefagging

damn, you got me user.