Artifact

Yeah

It was on almost 15k on saturday, almost beat overwatch.

I've been thinking of starting an Artifact stream of my favorite anime just for fun, will I get assraped if I don't use a VPN?

Honestly it's pretty sad that they acknowledged their failure and haven't said a word for two months now. It's possible they'll rework the game but it might just be too much effort for little payoff at this point, seeing how the game's reputation has been sullied.

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>tfw watching hentai with the bros
Way too comfy

>itadaki seikei streamer spam
Based

GET IN HERE LADS

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Yeah they've been IP banning meaning you won't be able to make new accounts.
Last night they were going ham on streams until it just a halo 3 stream with actual artifact players. Right now there's a hentai stream with 1.3k viewers so maybe they gave up too early.

>There are people that still act like Yea Forums hasn't been overrun by twitchfaggotry

All I wanted was some good Lina art.

Couldn't you guys just play it until they did that and then stop.

Hey fags im gonna be streaming Boss Nigger (Yes that movie, yes it's a movie, and yes its good). I'll pull myself off the Artifact section 5 minutes after I start, so hopefully I dont get banned until then :^)
/planetoftheapes12

How could the moderators allow the members of this site to raid another website with homosexual pornography? Delete this thread before further action is taken.

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I fucking love that succubus hentai

Man, I was in the Parasyte stream last night and had an existential crisis when it got banned the moments the credits rolled on the final episode.
There was a janny in chat the whole time, man. They were just waiting and watching. I was laughing in chat about how unlisted streams never get banned, and the janny was there, hiding, watching me the whole time.
If it weren't for the fact they wanted to finish the series too, we would have already been dead. It kept me up at night. How long were they there? And more importantly, how do I know there isn't someone like that anywhere else? Everything I do, no matter how safe I feel, there might just be a janny lurking, biding his time.

It's fucked up, man.

It's almost like you can't read.

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look at this cuck trying to shift the blame from himself and his racist, degenerate fanbase onto the usual scapegoat. pathetic.

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>first thread appeared on sunday evening
>this shit has been going on since at least friday if not earlier
Always good to know that they still know who their eternal scapegoat is.

Fucking Yea Forums, I bet it was /h/ wasn't it. Us good boys on 4channel need to stand up to those people

finally a real stream

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Just a reminder, we're watching Boss Nigger, I put us to fortnite so now the only way to find us is through the thread
We're only about 10 minutes in

/planetoftheapes12
/planetoftheapes12

I-i just saw aniki fucking another dude

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>so now the only way to find us is through the thread
Haha they'll never find out about our secret club.

Lies, aniki would never do such a thing.

I can find you easy with twitch tools

come bing bing wahoo with us bros
/supermarioartifact2

This is the comeback Valve needed.

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The game was fine, hearthbabbies complained about it because you literally had to think.'
>Reynad: "I don't like artifact because the optimal move each turn isn't immediately obvious."
This "professional streamer" complained that Artifact was a bad game because the game didn't literally play itself for him.

This is why Artifact failed. The majority demographic for digital TCGs are casuals who don't want to think.

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>when twitch is more Yea Forums than Yea Forums Yea Forums

artifact failed because it's expensive

It's been that way for years.

>let's build a game off of dota lore
>the lore which was pieced together from anime and other trash

this update just make arifact GOTY

They once tried to make something out of it, with a world map and stoylines for the heroes that intersected and all that shit. Obviously abandoned like anything else that takes longer then 6 months for them to finish.

I WANNA FUCK ALIZEE

It failed cause its like 30 dollars, for a confusing mediocre card game that promised to be "The Half-Life 2 of card games" that even Gabe Newell himself shilled, from a company known for not releasing games until they are 110% perfect in every way.

Seriously why didn't Valve make a threequel? How did they think they were going to innovate anything with a card game?

>The best part of the game are the random streams on Twitch
I'm ok with this.
Having a section of Twitch that gives zero fucks about copyright is a dream made not to last.

>tfw because of this twitch gets rights with Netflix and several studios for the ability to stream movies and shows on twitch for free

One of those was me, someone was streaming movies and probably porn too

>V17

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GABE: "LETS MAKE A GAME SO IRRELEVANT SO PEOPLE CAN STREAM WHATEVER THEY WANT"
2000 IQ

hearthstone players, being the sub-human smooth-brains they are, never figured out that when you factor in being able to buy cards directly and sell them back when you're done, Artifact was actually vastly cheaper than Hearthstone, even with the $20 buy-in. Of course if you're poor and only F2P, Artifact is too expensive, but let's be honest, Hearthstone is a terrible game with hundreds of hours of grinding if you don't spend money.

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They didn't want to innovate, they saw hearthstone made money and wanted a piece of the pie.

>and haven't said a word for two months now
This is the thing they don't fucking get, what they didn't get and likely never will. Dev silence means people will get pissed, because there is no dialogue. No communication. Just Valve retreating back into the darkness again.Nobody knows how things are going, nobody knows what will be improved, if it ever, so we can mock Valve's shortcomings all they want because they'll never respond or make it better.

There is an active demand, and they decided to not meet the supply. How fucking stupid do you have to be to not do even that?

It's fucking (current year) and these faggots are still saying this shit? The only thing orchestrated here was the TTGL stream, the nz stream and everything was definitely some bigshot redditor looking for attention

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buy a card for twenty dollars and sell it for five cents

i mean, it's worth five cents now, but it wasn't when the game was still alive.

Thanks dog, this is comfy movie time

Valve just needs to rewrite the game in HolyC.

it was

I thoroughly believe this was some money laundering scheme, they made all the decisions that would lead to a total failure

I just watched hentai with 5 thousand people spamming chat. Felt good.

why you lyin' dawg

I wish more hentai had live chat. It makes me so much harder knowing I'm jerking it with hundreds or thousands of others, trying to time your simultaneous climax all at the same time. There's no better feeling.

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>someone is streaming bible black in artifact section
kek

it looks like things have come to an end

Barely anyone actually streams artifact
It's people streaming malcolm in the middle or some shit with really tiny artifact gameplay in the corner

people didn't fell for your scam, better luck next time

anyone have the TTGL discord

Jannies may kill themselves right now...
Oh wait they gonna do it anyways because they are TRANNIES

Anyone know how I can make emails faster? I wanna make at least 10 alt accounts before I start streaming shit.

you can make gmail accounts pretty fast

Shit, that is actually a good idea for a hentai website.
Noted.

I'm more curious why people use this game to stream other things like pirated movies and tv shows on twitch

you don't need an email, just put in a nonsense email like [email protected] and don't bother verifying it

they ask me for my fucking phone number

streaming DAB so we keep DABBING ON THEM

thoughts?

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why do people post on Yea Forums

There was two hours of lesbian porn streamed like two days ago in the Artifact section. I don't think anybody is playing the game itself.

Because after waiting nearly a decade all Valve fans got was a fucking card game.

to punish valve and twitch

lulz and this
Gamers rising up. They dont laguh anymore. The twitch jannie fear the gamer

why hasnt anyone used the squad stream function? that would be hilarious

I've noticed this too. Its pretty fun. the game must be really shitty if people would rather stream movies than play whatever this shitty game actual is

for the lulz

use 10-minute number to receive SMS

They're just in queue

Even that takes too long, just use yandex for mail

The game is literally made to be an economy. Valve said when the game first came out that they wouldn't do any major balancing to avoid devaluing cards on the market, leading to the game being broken when people inevitably found centralizing gamebreakers that should be patched. Eventually Valve relented and balanced it, but the damage was still done.

It's not a fun game, it's literally a scam. Made by Valve. It's a goddamn insult.

where were you when this happened
streamable.com/iaip1

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alizee stream still going strong

>someone streamed all of Endgame before he was out of queue
Top. Kek.

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>playing artifact all night! (hentai)

why not

>weak lore
>greedy as fuck monetization model on a pay to play game

There you go.

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/nekojirusou2
gonna stream those 1 minute long shorts after cat soup

>Talk about how Valve could improve on their mistakes.
Make L4D3

They understand it, but what are they supposed to do? Communicate with players and commit to things they say they wanna do? That's now how Valve operates. Muh flat hierarchy and "work on what you want" culture prevents them from saying anything since nobody is responsible for following through.

>one chance at life
>not french

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>stream a movie
>banned instantly
MEANWHILE THERES A FUCKING STREAM OF THE NEW ZEALAND SHOOTER WITH 500 VIEWERS AND HES STILL UP

Dota 2 players don't care about things that aren't Dota, non-Dota 2 players don't care about Dota related things. All that's left are people who are interested in any card game but there's so much variety in digital card games already that pretty much every market segment has been snatched up

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/vadikus007
Based russian bot

I'm aware, but "work on what you want" also means "form into game cliques and backstab others who you don't like/tread on your cliques". And people are sick of it.

DON'T DO IT MURPH
MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURPH

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Just wondering if there was a reason to use this game in particular

he's right tho, before threads were posted about it on here it was just gay porn and movies.

It's pretty much a dead game.

Quite unfortunate

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>Talk about how Valve could improve on their mistakes.
Never, ever try another fucking thing like Artifact again.

What does pog mean? Who the fuck is forsen?

who else here /starwarsDLC/?

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I'm still upset about there never being a L4D3. I hope Turtle Rock Studios will deliver with Back 4 Blood.

Valve can go suck a dick. Nothing is gonna change as long as Steam is printing free cash and the EGS is a fucking joke and not gonna change anything in the long run.

>no one broadcasting panty and stocking
shame

>forsen
Some famous twitch streamer I think, not sure what game tough. Dunno about pog.

QUAKE HAMPIONS

absolutely based

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>valve give themselves unlimited time for game
>valve unlimited time
valve is fucking retarded in 2019

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>he doesn't know about pog

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It is pretty funny seeing people try to take the "lore" seriously when most of it was literally just a teenager writing a few paragraphs he thought sounded cool

Good thing we're on 4channel

>tfw no TTGL restreams
Fuck im sad I missed it

Because fuck Valve, and fuck their bullshit card game. They thought that people would play the game and create a faggy little market with their dogshit cards because of the "Valve" name backing the game. It was pure shameless greed that they even charged an upfront fee for the game, charging further for getting cards on top of that was just another slap in the face on top of that.

I'm happy that the game is a joke, and that it's corpse is being used as a platform to illegally stream movies and porn.

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>Normies are now streaming games unrelated to artifact completely missing the point
FUCKING NORMIES RUIN EVERYTHING I SWEAR TO GOD

Gonna watch the second antman, was cut yesterday at the half-mark.

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>tfw no parasyte restreams

>normies
Fuck off normalfag.

they took down the brap stream

>NORMIES
MOM DO I FIT IN YET?

le ebin normies xDdxXDDD

Bible black stream still up though, oddly enough

>game no one asked for
>genre that consists of nothing but scamming people into buying lootboxes with jpegs
>genre that is oversaturated as shit so the target audience of brain-damaged jpeg whales is already too invested into other scams
>Valve has lot of other titles waiting for sequels and content updates
>trying to make a "spinoff" for a fucking Warcraft 3 map like there's a setting, story or characters people are invested into
>selling the game that is unplayable without grinding or spending lots of money on microtransactions
What the fuck were Valve thinking?

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>removed as soon as I posted this
well shit

NANI

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>it's real

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come watch twintails with us
www.twitch.tv/iloveteintails

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Oh man, that boy with the black hair sure is cute.

time to move to youtube live

Chronicles of an announced death
maybe will use a diferent dead game like lawbreakers

>muh bots
>nobody could possibly be having FUN
the absolute btfo state of Twitch right now

More like QUAKE CHEWMPIONS haha.

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Actually you retarded niggers ruined it by streaming gore and shootings and shit. It didn't start as this hurr durr hyperedgy shit, Yea Forums jumped on the bandwagon, drove it into the ground with this crap to the point where Twitch had to taken action and now it's ruined.

but keep screaming at normies you retard

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Force all people who work on it to be slaved to the Half Life 3 team for three years, and make them produce "something".

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Bad porn is bad. Play something better faggot

Sure, there were dumb faggots that still found the NZ stream funny after the fifth time, but there was plenty of backlash here too.

raw gachi stream is up

I was there up to ep 21 was surprised it lasted as long while other streams could barely make it past 1 episode

for anyone who was interested in watching cat soup:
Nekojiru-sou:
nyaa.si/view/73724
Nekojiru Gekijou Jirujiru:
nyaa.si/view/71511

Those people streaming ironic weeb anime were really making me feel unsafe, thanks twitch

Just came out that it was all being viewbotted, lmfao twitter.com/TwitchSupport/status/1133469422293835776

You're retarded, Twitch was just lazy the first day because they didn't even know about the section, ever since they've been taking down all the fun movie streams and shit.

People streaming edgy shit and spamming NIGGER had little to no impact, that shit was mostly a response by people who were mad their streams got banned.

anthem DLCs still up

who was here in the decibelle stream?

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The stream was up for 8 hours or so and I started watching around episode 4, it was great. You got link for Kiseijuu DLC discord?

Who would viewbot that stuff, obviously they're just doing damage control for advertisers or something

Youtube live is absolute garbage for finding streams, so something like this could never survive there without some kind of discord faggotry, and that obviously massively limits exposure.

Man I was thinking of watching this myself at some point but it looks like some real garbage

damn those russian bots are attacking the videogame livestreams too! is nothing sacred?

first thing they should do is make the board fit the screen without zooming out

I'm gonna send this big boy to the Twitch HQ, if they will somehow restrict new accounts from streaming.

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reminder that the whole twitch fiasco is all nymn fault

time to hunt this motherfucker down

I'm looking forward to them implementing some garbage like "all new accounts need a phone number to stream" after this, all under the guise of "security".

He skipped the ant-man 2 credits. Oh well, now it's time for some sheev kino.

Staff knew about it. They were handing out reports as soon as the meme arose. Hell, they even participated in it. One staff member came into the malcolm in the middle chat but left 5 minutes after, with the stream still running. Also, there was a deadpool stream that got shut off as soon as it ended, which (at least most likely) means the staff were there.

So no, you're wrong. Staff knew about it, but had to stop it once the summer tards jumped on and started streaming CP and the New Zealand shooting.

So they either admit that a not-insignificant portion of their userbase isn't interested in using their services for the purposes they were pitched to advertisers as being for, or they admit that their viewership estimations for advertising are heavily skewed by viewbots. Real big brained shit from Twitch Support. Twitch, like most social media sites, is terminally unprofitable. Why Amazon continues to prop this farce up like this is beyond me.

stop giving ideas

Someone was streaming Bible Black and when the blowjob scene ended it was banned. Mods were fappin.

Staff started banning when the shit started growing, dude. Obviously, a few of the internet janitors aren't going to care when it's a few small channels, but when it starts hitting 1k the boys upstairs are going to want to know who this brand new up and coming streamer is.

is pretty cool

its a masterpiece, what are you talking about

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>release game that no one wanted
>you have to pay 20 bucks to play it
>more if you want to actually win
>insanely better options out there
>playerbase dies in 2 months
>valve insists that they're in the long haul for this dead game

Well guys, the fun's over. It was only a matter of time before the retarded Redditors started ruining everything after that stupid cunt Critical made his video.
What sort of cool shit did you get to watch?
I enjoyed watching The Avengers Infinity War and Endgame, several Harry Potter films, and Spiderverse.
The Gachi streams were also pretty fun.

because they are slowing moving the platform to be subscription based. You will need amazon prime to watch streams in the future. Unfortunate reality

>n-no guys it isn't as severe as it looks like it was all viewbots I swear

The chats of the 1k viewer streams all acted like chats of a 1k viewer stream

Yes, this was always happening, Your point?

The fun was over when internet janitors started banning shit.

New accounts can't stream on twitch anymore, but they can do it on dlive!

nah it's fine

Some guy was just streaming himself cumming on anime dolls with hentai and Johnny Rebel playing. I can't stop fucking laughing.

They weren't so aggressive about it on day 1, and day 2 was still fairly relaxed until the end. Then they went full ban-happy and now it's just retarded memes and spam.
And Redditors going "WHAT IS THIS?" "ANYONE HERE FROM CRITICAL? XD" etc

movies, anime, tom and jerry, mosque shoting, zoophilic, series and lot of thinga more

Watched madoka yesterday and I'm watching twintails today

I SPENT 500 DOLLARS ON PACKS WHEN THIS CAME OUT AND IT DIED A MONTH LATER

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>@TwitchSupport This is insane the shooting is being broadcasted.

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>meme cleavage cutout top
>completely fucking flat
hnngg

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>he invested in axecoin

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good shit lad

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Hahaha jokes on them, I watched a ton of Malcolm in the middle the other day

I don't get the big tech obsession with recreating a 90's TV market for online streaming. They're driving themselves out of their own market. Do Google and Amazon think that once they begin to vet every streamer and charge Prime/Red subscriptions on all of them, people won't flee to things like Bitchute's upcoming P2P streaming service or DLive or Vaughn or wherever else? Because that's the kind of thinking that killed Every web 1.0 giant; assuming that your service has gotten big enough to pay for in an internet filled with free alternatives.

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guys, i heard anthem is popping off...

>Comfy movies on a dead as fuck game that nobody cares about
>Suddenly someone makes a thread on here
>Just a bunch of fucking normies who browse Yea Forums hop on the band wagon
>They start streaming porn and new zealand shit
>Suddenly everyone notices and spreads it
>Critikal makes a video and gets even more normies
Yes, normies did ruin it faggot.

twitch.tv/lil_dillydoo
MY SIDES

The money is too good to pass up, and they get to massively reduce their ever expanding server costs.

Same it looks like trash but I'm watching it now, the eroge scene with the villains just made me keep watching

>one stream had ice poseidon and tts playing the duck tales black edition
>turns to POV porn of a white girl teasin dude's dick
>get shoah'd
Wew lads...

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Her chest is truly a gift to us all

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Kek, how long has this been going on for?

Every popular streamer gets officially viewbotted for the false sense of popularity, and in turn faggots tune in because of preceived preselection bias. That's why Lirik still has viewers.

Shit I looked specifically to see if anybody was streaming Madoka yesterday, shame I missed it

Billy Herrington wrestling in a locker room, a classic!

twitch.tv/mysticalxdd

Holy fuck I can't stop laughing.

It was unlisted for most of it to avoid angry twitch jannies.
We had around 40-50 for the tv series and 100 for rebellion
I'd never actually watched rebellion before but HOMURA DID EVERYTHING WRONG

So what game shall we move to now to stream things?

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People are moving to Anthem but it's better to stay one step ahead in move to Lawbreakers or some other flop.

By making another FPS game instead of making flavors of the month. They already demonstrated their abilities in making really good FPS games.

I guess so, but I have no doubt in my mind that these services will all be wiped out in a few years once peer to peer streaming begins to take off

IT'S FUCKING DEAD

Since like friday. The gayporn streams were up for hours and even had staff come into film streams and ban it after the film finished. Now all the purple haired staff have come and ruined it along with edgeboys posting gore and terrorist shit

What the fuck is this guys problem?

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self esteem issues over height and a nipple obsession.

>over 70% of the page is seal.mp4

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unfunny fraud that relies on Yea Forums for his shit like a bunch of others.

People got tired of hearing "dude titty cum farting anus lmao" in every video so he became just another youtube faggot making videos on irrelevant "drama"

>Twitch being this unprepared for this somehow
Lol
Have people never streamed 'illegal' content on Twitch ever before?

Honestly think Valve is so used to everyone getting on their knees the second they say a word. Now finally people are waking up and Valve are literally a group of devs who don't understand the concept of actual crunch time. They're probably just sitting in their chairs like us, brainstorming stupid ideas but lacking the drive because Valve isn't going to go under because of this. There's no do or die atmosphere like with most game devs with a hard publisher dildo halfway inside their assholes. There's no motivation to change Artifact because Steam is already pulling in billions a day and they don't really want to be "heads-down" over a stupid card game that's already dead in the water. Valve has failed literally every new enterprise they've set out to do since Portal 2, the only team that puts an iota of effort in is the Dota 2 team and even that's questionable.

People are sheep. Streaming is absolutely going to become the new TV, people don't want funny streams with 5 viewers, they want to type meaningless garbage in a room with 20k viewers.

Twitch is specifically designed to foster this mindset. Everything is set up to funnel viewers into "big" streams who toe the party line because a solid 90% of their income comes directly from the whole Twitch Prime scam.

it was some weird B-Fuel ad a few hours back

Every single one of those accounts is going to change the stream and title to hentai, it happened before.

>Valve has failed literally every new enterprise they've set out to do since Portal 2
Its amazing how quickly people forget about valve's numerous failures. People don't even remember steam link anymore

dammit. black mirror got hit just before the white bear reveal

>seal streams are allowed
>school shooter simulator stream gets banned even though that is an actual game

>Artifact looking good

Mods just haven't caught onto the seal stream bots yet, although the ayaya profile pictures give them away.

not on this scale, no. its fucking hilarious because even with jannies being there 24/7 they cant do absolutely nothing about it.

twitch mods goin' in real hard now boys

> funny streams
> with 5 viewers
are you one of those "funny" streamers who can't entertain people so they would actually stay?

literally this, they actually closed streaming for new accounts, means they just kill they growth potential

Someone is still able to stream Endgame right now lolol

perhaps you should try making cute and funny streams

Any pig fucking streams?

I can't believe they took down the Galo Sengwn stream, bros.

yea in your mom's room

I don't stream, I just think it's funny how we've gone from the fun days of streams with small audiences where you can do whatever you want, to these hideously boring popular streams where you're unable to say anything even vaguely offensive, or do anything even slightly enjoyable because they have to protect the ad dollars.

PFFF

i want this thread to have more posters than artifact players

There are some smaller streams where the streamer is entertaining and you can actually enjoy stuff and joke around but they're rare.

There was a shoujo ramune stream yesterday

>Twitch literally can't win
Feels good, maybe they'll suspend the whole site

they made it so that new accounts cant stream

The problem is that they'll still get banned because of twitch's bullshit vague rules that allow them to ban anyone they want

There is one dude right now streaming endgame instead of playing

>how Valve could improve on their mistakes.

Going back to firstperson singleplayer story games

just first person, they made good MP games too.

As if people don't have dozens of accounts squirrelled away for shit like this.

lmao just make half-life 3 or portal 3 or team fortress 3 or left4dead 3

Maybe it's time to drop some pizza and report John Twitch to FBI?

i think i just watched a guy take a horse cock and die

Gonna swing by my local Starbucks and use the wifi to make a new account
GuP stream soon, ganbatte

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>ayayaposter is posting seals now

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Yeah, sure. I just want more story from them. I've been playing the same titles every year for too long now. It's hard to make the experience
slightly different each time now.

i cant believe ebaumsworld raided twitch like this

I disagree about people forgetting their failures. They remember. It's just that it stacks up slowly. Plenty of Dota 2 players were burned too. TF2 as well, to a lesser extent (both because the community was more loyal to Valve and because they were more competent back in the TF2 days)

The only reason Valve keeps getting away with all this garbage is because of Steam. But regardless, they've proven they can't make new games (or even new projects. All of their 2012+ projects outside of Proton have failed, and that one is still up in the air).

I remember in 2014 or so, when I was already fed up with their BS. You couldn't even criticize them without 5 people replying to your post and trying to argue every point. That doesn't happen anymore. People are starting to see their BS. They made literally billions out of Dota 2 and didn't bother hiring people to do basic things for the game. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. All those failed projects (eg SteamOS) failed due to lack of commitment (they could've supported their own distro, instead they just wanted to half ass everything, so it crashed and burn). Fuck Valve.

Which episode are you starting from?
Also remember to stay unlisted this time

space patrol luluco on anthem section

/mlp/ btfo

>jojo stream taken down the second Jotaro says "ora"
fuck you, mods

because the artifact team more/less got laid off and/or re-dissolved into the Dota 2 team. It's fucking dead

God I hope everyone on that team got fired.

never played artifact, what killed it? bad gameplay, greedy monetization, or crowded genre?

>Stream Key & Preferences
>Failed to load channel properties. Please refresh the page and try again.
can't get stream key with new accounts

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yes

what was he doing

cutting his dick probably

yes

I hope SteamVR is the beginning of the end. When VR starts to get more than 5 people playing it, I think new adopters are going to be utterly fucking stunned at just how lazy Valve has been for the past 3 years. SteamVR is one of the worst pieces of software garbage I've ever used, and I've got a Vive. I can't imagine how shit this must be if you're dumb and bought WMR or something.

It's crazy that they're releasing a premium product with such awful software.

All of the above, also the devs were silent for way too long after launch

Greed

desu just use rabbit at this point

I watched someone stream COPS last night
super comfy

he smashed a tiny animated women with his dick

Those and valve thinking people would just eat it up

What if I don't play any card games because I'm not a gambling addicted faggot? Will you kill yourself now?

There's a CP stream up

seal.mp4

>I hope your trollin

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its always sunny stream is up

Seeing all of these streams makes really, really want to fuck Alizee.

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and its gone

didn't she do porn

Can you just use mobile data to stream and reset it after you get banned and keep going?

Why do they only play 3 songs?

Will this shit survive until the weekend? I want to stream some stuff but i am only at home with good internet on the weekends.

No. Just faded away after getting older and is now in some dance shows.

Probably because they are the only three everyone knows of her.

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uhhhh

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he isn't
>VilefinHero
but it's just loli

>they think we're just bots
lmao

>In prime milf territory now
Hell yes

>Alizee stream just flashed futanari

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That's the line they always use. I don't want to turn this into a /pol/ shitpost thread, but its the same thing they do when banning right wing accounts. Even if its clearly a real person, they just write it off as a "bot"

>twitch jannies' faces when none of them are new accounts so they don't get auto banned

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cute

>the nigga still streamin Endgame
what a champ

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I fucking love seal.mp4

i managed to watch fast and furious tokyo drift on one of those streams, that was pretty nice

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TIEAMEN SQURE EPIC SHILLS

VALVE ARE THE GOOD GUYS

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I got a Vive too, the only 2 good games for it are some futa game I got from DLsite and Zone of the Enders: MARS. Except ZOE doesn't feel that good in VR and it was only done because the president of Cygames is a big ZOEfag.

VR is definitely not going anywhere. The only project Valve has with some potential at the moment is Proton and it still can be half assed, so I wouldn't be surprised to also see it flop.

I unironically like the licking ASMR shit

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youtu.be/iy2lXyII29Q

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Its ok user, just don't be one of the faggots who pretends that its "just for relaxation" and that they're not aroused by it

Sadly Epic is literally worse than Valve. As much as I hate them for hiring Campo Santo Social terrorists that censor the games released on Steam, at least they're allowing some porn there. What's more, CD Projekt doesn't allow porn games in their store, so fuck them too. They're the only ones that would be better than Valve with regards to taking care of a DD store, sadly. All the other publishers are 100% faggots.

Microsoft, as of late, hasn't been that shitty but they have a long history of BOHICA so I wouldn't trust them either. But besides CD Projekt, they're probably the least bad ones sadly.

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no PORKED tonight?

>that video
>those sounds
jesus christ I can only get so hard

This is a new peak in quality for Twitch.

Waiting for this

I can’t wait to get off work so I can jack off to this video on the way home.

I fucking hate Valve because they normalized so many garbage in the video game industry, from microtransactions/cosmetics to forced DRM.

PORK TONIGHT
twtich need breakers
PORK TONIGHT
twich need breakers
PORK TONIGHT

discord/ScMav2

you need to be partnered for squad stream

dead in the water until they allow new accounts to stream.
maybe in a few hours.

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>gachi is getting paired with racist Trihex shit all over the place
we're gonna take back gachi at this rate bros

dude with 2k viewers googling how to stream with obs

DEMTAL HAM

they disabled that?

I enjoyed Artifact, while it was still alive. This "Artifact on Twitch" business feels like desecrating a corpse.

>find cute white girl asmr
>turns into gay black tranny porn
>my smile and optimism gone...

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I think the most interesting part about this is that after the majority of the memes have been dealt with, there's now a bunch of Literally Who streamers plaguing the category with unrelated bullshit trying to capitalize on the event like the pathetic worms that they are.

I though it was just me

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>normgroids trying to leech off the corpse with WATCH ME REACTION XD bullshit
it's dead bros pack it up

luluco still going strong in anthem section

now the section is full of garbage and randoms, the normies killed it

Is the guy actually playing in the alizee stream? I see comments being deleted by moderators but the stream is still on

Doesn't mean we can't have fun

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The only good thing that came from this game was the twitch section

Was Artifact simply too advanced for Twitch?

>plaguing the category with unrelated bullshit
But what was the meme even about? Porn? Anime? I just saw people filling the category with whatever

I didn't even try ZoE because I heard the performance was hot dogshit.

What's sad is that VR could still be pretty fun if there were just some fucking games for it. Instead of tech demos and one man projects that get Z right but A through Y completely fucking wrong. It's the epitome of wasted potential.

It did, but then you faggots just had to come and stream the shooting and beheadings

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Meme was:
>Queuing for Artifact, watching random clips while we wait!
Where random clips were just entire movies, and they weren't playing Artifact at all.
I like to think it was a sort of protest against shitty streamers and camgirls who do exactly that, but don't get banned because they earn Twitch lots of raw cash.

>Posting gay furry porn now

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DAMN THOSE EXPLODING VANS

streamer nymn was checking the twitch artifact section everytime he was streaming to laught at it. At one point his viewers started to bait him with meme streams and titles.

After 3 days it escalated because of reddit and livestreamfails.

This is the clip that all started it 6 days ago: twitch.tv/nymn/clip/RealGoodWhaleDxAbomb

>reddit spacing

it was 16k viewers 2 days ago but dropped the second NZ shooting became trending. Tons of top streamers noticed this and the fun ended there

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sauce?

>meme arrows

Just missed it laddie
They're catch on pretty quickly

The three lane setup is dumb. Even on my ultrawide it's still dumb.

>BrentonAndTheBoys

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Fuck Critikal
Fuck Yea Forums
Fuck /pol/
Fuck gorestreamers
Fuck CPstreamers

You faggots fucked up everything

>when you see an asmr video pop up

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/trash/ has you covered. thank me later.

>huh I wonder what this game is about
>go on Twitch to watch some gameplay
>get anime porn
uhhh wtf???

>seething discord tranny
You're welcome!

That's DLC

the game is great and the best digital tcg

it just wasn't free

sounds like a good game

twitch.tv/gumius18 best stream on twitch right now lads

community content

let's move our streams to the Battleborn directory

lawbreakers is better

should probably move to a new category

Yeah, Twitch's response only mentioning Artifact is going to look pretty funny now I think. Now everybody has the concept of funstreams firmly in their minds

I got IP banned, and im too poor for a VPN, will resetting my router work just fine?

Absolutely epic

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they are moving to Anthem

>mfw people are just playing normal games now with artifact small in the corner
>mfw people are being normie twitch streamers now because it gets them ez views
>mfw people completely missed the point of this shit
>mfw /pol/ fags couldn't contain their autism for one second and let us have something nice

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thre are only 3 anthem streams and they are all movies

If we really wanted to be fucking based we'd take this moment of distraction to launch a full scale raid on Fortnite. Imagine how MASSIVE a media scandal we could create if even just a couple thousand kids get blasted with (cartoon) porn while trying to watch EBIN FORTNITE. Could probably legit bring Twitch to it's fucking knees with the sheer media outrage but it'd have to be a huge and well-coordinated attack.

PUBG could be a solid option too

The ASMR stuff gets banned on sight now

need a discord server, VPNs and accounts

im watching shrek on anthem category

really not that difficult

You wouldn't have gotten away with it forever anyway, bitch

inferno cop in Anthem section

>seethign discord tranny
lol. Nothing is wrong with streaming CP. It's on the same level as copyrighted content to this kikes.

full damage control mode

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does that mean new accounts or just any account that has never streamed before?

holy shit this is awful how did TRIGGER get away with this

new accounts

i created one yesterday and cant get the key

it's a joke anime meant to trial their production process. zoomer detected. zoomer alert!!!

Uhh that doesn't excuse the fact it's awful?
They could have put some effort into it if it was meant as a showcase,,,

it wasn't a showcase. it didn't even air on TV.

discord.gg/XThJqh

discord link for artifact streams
and
/epic_fortnite_gamer100
one of the better streams going on rn

most streams move away from Artifact section since they get instabanned once they reach over a couple hundred viewers

>the state of a multi billion dollar company

Alright, what's a website can I actually stream something on

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ever heard of Amazon's working conditions?
this is what happens when you only care about profit, and not being a good company. they're way in over their heads, so much that a couple retards on Yea Forums can ruin their entire weekend.

>tfw averaged like 10 viewers instead of the normal 2
>got a few subs

EZ Clap

:) im happy for you dude. keep up the good work. I mean it!

yep i've almost got a clip gone viral

Rabb.it for anything basically.

>Roblox is hentai
bros.. this is based.. too bad kids don't play Roblox anymore.

Thank you user for telling these anons the uncomfortable truth. Corporations always win. They always get what they want. There is no getting around it. P2P communications of any kind are dead on arrival because history has made it so that the powers that be always win over it and that everything is centralized to their favor.

It's over. They won. Amazon and Google are God. We are their slaves.

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Free to play monetized through cosmetics like cardbacks and boards
PvE content like Hearthstone and whatever you'd call stuff like Kobolds and Catacombs where you build a deck out of cards after every match

The only reason I've ever played Hearthstone is for that PvE stuff

Go watch the second stream on the Roblox section, its good

they only win because you let them. P2P communications never went away, it's just that zoomers didn't adopt them. Why use SoulSeek when you can use Spotify? Ignorance and lack of brain cells, mostly.

Garfield left the project so I'm assuming it's dead

Why didn't Bren come up with that idea and livestreamed it on twitch instead of only facebook?

to add to this point, peer 2 peer money is about to take over and zoomers will miss out. P2P/decentralization is the future, you're hearing the swan song of a dying machine. The smart ones always stay ahead of the curve.

Yeah they're most likely just going to focus on their own version of Auto Chess and pretend Artifact never happened.

Like Alien Swarm and Ricochet, Artifact will be a Valve game that was forgotten completely.

>top roblox stream is just hentai

>it's just that zoomers didn't adopt them.
This is why Gen Z will forever be the worst generation. They let this happen. Everything is shit now because of them. The jews have an eternal dominance over us because of zoomers. Kids today are nothing but mindless and soulless automatons whom answer only to corporations and nobody else. They not only ignore freedom, they actively despise it.

>peer 2 peer money is about to take over and zoomers will miss out
Zoomers ignoring P2P money means it has no chance to begin with. We are the last generation that wants freedom.

Garfield leaving Artifact is a glimmer of hope
what a fucking hack

So, are we moving the streams to Roblox or Anthem?

Check the 2nd stream in Roblox section, its some of the best porn Ive ever seen.
And chat always delivers sauce quickly

While Im waiting for Twitch to give me my stream key
Smashcast tv /panzervore

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it's got like 1.6k viewers rn

>Even in Japan
Implying Japs are good guys, they just pander to other audience, instead of SJW they have incel neets, both groups are retarded mass that asks developer to pander to their tastes instead of giving developers artistic freedom.

that's just what they claim because otherwise the movie studios would legally bend them over for streaming movies to actual people

How can Twitch's staff be this fucking incompetent, I'd understand if today were some sort of holiday like xmas or something

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>The ability for new creators to stream has been temporarily disabled. We apologize for the inconvenience. The function will be restored as soon as possible.

It's over.

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Just wait for the meme to die out and then start streaming in Roblox or HotS

>Zoomers ignoring P2P money means it has no chance to begin with.
gonna have to disagree with you here. they are ignoring it because they don't know how to seek knowledge outside of the mainstream, and the most esoteric knowledge they will get comes from reddit. Zoomers will be all about p2p money when you can use it to buy fortnite skins or twitch TV subs. Just look at /r/buttcoin. They've been around longer than i've been mining crypto, and they are still in total denial. it's a really strange form of slave-morality. Sad really.

But I want to watch Endgame today :(

THE FUCKING ROBLOX BANNER I'M DYING

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The fucked up thing is that there are actual kids streaming right now

>this is the average stevefag
/livernuts

imagine being 8 years old and stumbling upon /livernuts stream.

>people actually sit down and make minecraft porn
>people actually sit down and FAP to minecraft porn
The amount of effort put into it scares me.

back then people turned to furries
now they turn into...blockies?

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inferno cop just ended

>because they don't know how to seek knowledge outside of the mainstream, and the most esoteric knowledge they will get comes from reddit.
Which is exactly why they can, will, and should not ever be saved or taught. They are brainwashed into following nothing but the mainstream. They are a generation of eternal slaves.

>not blockhead

>Chat how do I change thumbnail?
>Gets banned right after
God dammit

>They think it's automated

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Angry fat red man stream is kino

They know its not automated, its just that "le russian bots ecks dee" sounds better to potential future business partners. Revealing that this is the actual userbase of the site would be disastrous for them

doing this in fortnite category would probably cause some mayhem

you all know this ends with Fortnite one way or the other

>everyone with internet can fuck our business up
or
>evil l33t hackers did this

Easy choice.

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Roblox is on the Twitch mods radar now

Get your pansy asses in here
/nicholas2001_turk

>boku no pico on Robolox
they're never gonna recover

It's a digital game of cat and mouse. The mice are winning.

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almost reminds me of cro_ desu

the artifact section actually looks worse now without all the porn and anime. just a bunch of leeches and static images

cool idea but with how popular Fortnite is you need like at least 1000 initial viewers, you're going to need to post REAL porn/hentai to get up high enough to draw in innocents.

the most entertaining stream on twitch right now holy fuck

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>reddit humor

>people are tornado chasing in Just Chatting
kind of cool actually

This is what twitch should be. The watered down bullshit we have now is killing any originality and allowing normalfags to dominate the site
>i don't like it so its reddit

can we get a 2nd death on twitch tv?

>all these people giving up their accounts to fuel the porn spam
>giving your energy for a cyber spirit bomb

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>That one dude who was streaming Adventure Time all day yesterday in the Battleborn tab is doing Futurama now
Based

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shees funner /planetoftheapes12

ayyy

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How the fuck is he still up
I'm watching him for half an hour and every other stream was taken down but his stream is still running

NOOOOOOOOO BASED AXE STREAM

And he got the axe

>Someone streaming real life CP
Welp, I'm out.

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but they leave up the LOLSOQUIRKY thot up for all the thirsty incels
no fun allowed on twitch

any good porn streams still up?

THE FUN BEGINS NOW
ALL ABOARD THE PARTY VAN

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OH FUCK CP IS STREAMED

Glad to see the guy streaming himself reading Dune to his tamagotchis is back.

You guys went too far. Now we're fucked

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link?

>The Dark Knight stream just got nuked
Dammit

I'm gonna fuck that officer

They're lying
I checked the whole artifact section for it

>asking for a link to CP

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HOW FAR IS TOO FAR? THE SKY IS THE LIMIT, AND THE SKY IS INFINITE!

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I'm just asking so I can report the stream to the police of course

Me too, it does seem so...

it was on Roblox. You cant stream on Artifact anymore

>hello this is lenny
>honestly fuck off lenny
what a chad

My fucking sides.

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This dude is a true artist.

Slurp is my wife

spooky gameplay. Get in here
twitch.tv/omegapepega_

Who is the mastermind behind all these streams?

I don't know but 4skinz has finally returned to it's raidin for the lulz roots

seems to be many individual actors, all inspired by eachother. a Stand-Alone complex, if you will. I have no idea who started it off, but I know many people that are now participating.
It doesn't have to be organized. That's what makes it sad. a bunch of randoms can take down Amazon's new pet website.

Is this cyber-terrorism? Also gonna need a new thread soon.

they're gonna let this run rampart just so they can crack down even harder, screenshot this.
in the future you'll be required to link some rl information to your account so you can stream. credit card info, a picture of your id card, stuff like that

was gonna stream overlord movies tonight but the twitch nazi police are going at it hard today it seems. No point, maybe when American hours are over.

Battleborn is safe for now, Futurama has been going for hours.

you're already wrong. they shut down the Artifact section. you have to try other games to get by their filter. they're just actually that fucking incompetent.

Valve pipeline are filled with kids that only follows the trend. Any of their real staff are placed in the kitchen for hamburger duty

amending my post: you're wrong about "letting it run rampant", theyre incompetent.
however, they WILL require some id system to stream anyway. KYC is the future of the internet thanks to google and other megacorps. You are right about the ID/social security shit. but that just makes it easier for people like me to have fun when sensitive data gets breached.

some of the streams were literally al qaeda videos

I understand the point of copyright but boy would the world be so fucking enjoyable without it. I love this wild west internet bullshit.

Fucking cyber police won't let us have fun.

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cope harder lol

twitch.tv/reiocated

Good no know

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thanks for ruining everyones fun you retarded summer edgelords kys

Release something worth playing, fuck!

Imagine someone signs up for Twitch using your social security number and then streams illegal shit and you get arrested for it.
Dystopian shit.
Fuck, imagine the govt does it to frame you. That easy.

remember when people were told to never use their real name on the internet?
that shit was for a reason.

>That's what makes it sad. a bunch of randoms can take down Amazon's new pet website.
Whether it's the old guard coming back for one last hoorah, or the next wave coming through realising just how fragile everything is, I'm not sure.

>go to Artifact stream to fap to gay porn
>it's actually gore instead
wtf twitch jannies do your job

What do you do when they FORCE you to use your real name on the internet and everything done in your name comes back on you?

>however, they WILL require some id system to stream anyway. KYC is the future of the internet thanks to google and other megacorps.
This and there's nothing we can do about it. I know delusional people talk a big game about decentralized internet but it's just not possible because google and other megacorps are simply too powerful to beat. It's over, we lost.

I know but sadly all we can do is surrender quietly as everything gets centralized.

>What do you do when they FORCE you to use your real name on the internet and everything done in your name comes back on you?
This is inevitable and the eternal future anyway. I'd just kill myself because there is literally no way anything will change for the better ever again.

So many people here are becoming brave enough to accept the eternal dystopia. I'm so proud of you guys. Now if only cripplechan would just accept this as well....

I got my blizzard account banned because my mom told me to not use my real name on the internet. Tried to change it to my real name a while back and they deleted it.

build a goody-two-shoes profile under your real name. Use encryption/private crypto (XMR etc) to hide all your other actions. fake names. if you have enough money just buy a stolen identity off the darknet.
it's criminal, yes. but that's what happens when you make privacy a crime.

in a just world, someone would hang for something so retarded.

My first steam username was my last name when I was 12 and playing CoD, better times :)
I changed it when a kid threatened to rape my mom after I kept killing and teabagging him :(

Too bad we have basically nothing to live for at this point. Everything we love will be gone forever. Google and other megacorps will control everything on this planet and possibly in the universe. Nothing we can do to stop them. This is now the depression/suicide note thread.

>piss off some 12 year olds on xbox live
>they get some loser with a deep voice to attempt to scare me cause we were all kids at the time
>call him a child molester and tell him where he lives because you could easily grab IPs from xbox live voice chat.
>ask him about the CP he has and he instantly logs off
simpler times.

I think this would have better results if people spread out across many different categories instead of grouping in one spot

It's almost as if other people had that idea as well

alright, where's your stream retard?

I've got the perfect directory
twitch.tv/directory/game/LawBreakers

Nym is a destiny mod and let destiny feel his abs and muscles as a joke, hahah very cool and funny, there is nothing wrong with gay people but it was very funny! Go Nym poiw pow yeah! what a badass!

I wonder if that nymn guy realizes what he started

Anthem and Roblox are good right now, there's other categories if you wanna go digging for a bit

He immediately blamed le Yea Forums boogeyman. Anyway we need a new thread.

man when did penguin0 become such an insufferable faggot?

new thread

>man when did penguin0 become such an insufferable faggot?
since forever cock and ball ok see ya

he always was.

...

I'm gonna need some sauce on that? Only JP pornstar I know is Hitomi Tanaka because of her ugly face.

wait a damn minute, the very much alive thread is being listed as dead