I think i'm a bit drunk

i think i'm a bit drunk

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what u drink

apple juice mixed with cheap whisky and some beer

teste

why would you drink that shit

haha eaten water

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gusic

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idk user

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Is this a cry for help?

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u feelin bad or what

i drunk that beer after the whisky so i'm fine i guess

>gone to bed drunk 6 nights in a row now
>have a bottle of wine in the fridge
>still don't consider myself a real alcoholic
I mean, I'm sober in the morning when I head of to work and I function in society. I just love to get tipsy after work and play vidya or watch Chinese cartoons. Is it really that wrong?

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here comes the trannies.

remember user.

liquor before beer = in the clear.
beer before liquor = never sicker.

fuck off i got a 100% functioning dick

FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK GRANNIES
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST
FUCK NIGGERS!!

bro... I get it, but be careful with many nights in a row
you can't keep enjoying liquor if it ends up killing you
so give your liver a break here and there, and make sure to drink a pail of water after drinking alch

Probably not, but also don't let it get out of control now.

You said you're drunk, so doesn't that make it more like 99%

eh you're onto something
maybe like 80%

Still good enough

for what?

Last night I drank vodka with coke, it was pretty horrible but I drank the entire bottle anyway.

it's better than drinking it raw

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For using it, obviously, you drunken dummy.

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vodka goes great with lemonade or orange juice

no fapping today

Nothing wrong with drinking vodka straight.

it doesn't taste good

I'm not drinking it for the taste, though I honestly don't mind it.

Don’t you mean:

Liquor before beer: you’re in the clear
Beer before liquor: you’re also good

why not make it drinkable tho

That's perfectly fine. Just saying, don't say you're 100% functional because you obviously ain't and it's probably just going to get worse as the day goes on

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>not just drinking vodka straight out of the bottle

To me, it's like mixing cream and sugar into coffee. I'm not drinking it for the taste. If I wanted something palatable, I'd drink something else and not go for vodka.

i miss vodka. i have an addictive personality and after seeing how addictive my bf forbids it completely :/

i'm about to go to sleep tho
>muh masculinity
i drink coffee with milk to make it taste unironically good

No, I don't mean that. Liquor is much easier to go overboard on than beer. One problem with being drunk is your ability to judge whether or not you should have another drink tends to also be affected. So it's possible to feel your beer buzz wearing off a bit and then start over-compensating on spirits, which can fuck you up bad. Conversely, if you start with hard liquor and then close out with beers, you'll overall be consuming more fluid per ounce of liquor towards the end, which will keep you from getting too plastered, and you'll also start to be drowsy which increases your chances of passing out (instead of blacking out).

t. functioning alcoholic

It's this:
Whiskey on beer: never fear
Beer on whiskey: mighty risky

>vodka + kefir + lemon juice + salt + garlic
Someone name my drink.

what's kefir

gut destroyer

You're only proving my point further, that 80% is gonna go down to 0% real soon.
Sleep good, user. I don't know how given you are to hangovers so I just hope you don't wake up feeling bad tomorrow.

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The White Gamer

thanks for visiting my thread,i doubt i'll even get a hangover

any rum boys tonight?
>captain morgan need not apply

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I like to make like a gallon of sparkling water mixed with some vodka because I just find the act of drinking comforting. Just as long as something is going inside my mouth it's all good.

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Imagine plain yogurt but in more liquid form.

how is rum? is it sweert?
>Just as long as something is going inside my mouth it's all good
sounds gay

>Just as long as something is going inside my mouth it's all good.

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I never could get used to the taste of rum. Do you mix it or just drink it straight?

i want more

Try sprite. Vodka goes better with light sodas.

More what?

alcohol

You know what to do, user

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how do I cope with baldness? I'm losing hair at the age of 22

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i don't ;_; closest shop is too far and i don'te even know if its open

Shave it all off and buff your head for maximum sheen. Work out and get swole.

It can be! it's a lot more diverse than pure vodka, or whiskey, gin.. in my opinion
Specifically plantation rum has a lot of flavors going on, usually with a distinct sweetness. Get a plantation black cask (or original dark if you're low on $$$), they're great. Also mostly anything from havana club, metusalem, el dorado, funnily enough ron de jeremy is also good (yes the pornstar)
just don't fucking buy captain morgan or anything labeled 'spiced rum', it's pure piss and caramel coloring.
Mix with coke (and lime if you're into that) and you've got the best fucking drink in the world.
both! if I'm drinking with others I add some coke and lime, if I'm by myself I usually take it straight, the older bottles are for that.

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>drink half a bottle of bacardi gold every night

I'm going to die soon I'm pretty sure.

user, it's not that difficult to find alcohol.
I believe in you. If not the closest shop, then the second closest!
You're the best, and you can do it!

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only because you're drinking barrel and artificial flavors
Buy yourself some decent rum, go out in style

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anyone remember that danish fuck who made wine from his cum and sold to danish liquor stores

10$ is a price you just can't beat.

i wanted to thank mods for letting me havbe this comfy thread

Fuck alcohol
Smoke weed

Better yet, smoke weed and drink

come on

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weed sucks

The last time I had any issues was when the doctor told me I needed to have some skin grafts because my penis was starting to grow out of control. A day later, my penis was gone! My penis was surgically removed! It had swollen to the point where it was poking through the doctor's bandage, which was uncomfortable even after the bandage was off. But once off, I was able to go through with making it into a baby penis (which my girlfriend loved)! I had just completed the first of many sessions, which included a penis enlargement (with implants and skin grafts), penis enlargement 2X, and an all the major prosthetics (the silicone penis girth increases from 4 to 15 inches, the urethra expands from 6 to 15 inches, the nipples grow and enlarge, the urethral opening becomes 2 inches). The first two were done as part of the sex change process

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last try
I hate being shit at computers

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this is really sad to watch user

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"And be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess; but be filled with the Spirit;"

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Oops that was meant for OP.

Tomorrow I'm gonna drink my first alcoholic beverage!

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it's 4:30 pm on the east coast. where the fuck do u live

Cute!

No faggot its
beer: ok
beer: ok
whiskey: stop
whiskey: dude sto—
beer: good
beer: ok dude thats eno—
10 tequlia shots:

europe

Stop drinking alcohol.

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makes sense. don't drink yourself to death numbnuts

Just leave it and get properly styled, short haircuts. Shaving is a fucking meme propagated by betas with no fashion or style sense. Women will look at you more with maintained hair than without.

don't worry uwu

I feel bad for hairlets
they are always the villain never the hero

Eh it depends. Some people can rock the cueball and some people can't. Really it just depends on the shape of your head more than anything.