ITT: Yea Forums makes a vault, and all posts with at least 5 replies will be added to the lore...

mandatory penis inspection day every thursday, anyone bigger than three inches gets shot and buried in a mass grave

All males will have one hour each day to rape any (ANY) females they want.
Also women get no say in anything and have to do ANYTHING the men say under penalty of torture and possible death.

everyone is a loli or shota

no niggers
no woman
only

Canon

This.

It constantly gets raided and everyone gets routinely raped by bandits because the security failed

No one gets killed and the vault dwellers raise the bandits’ rape babies as their own

Every female is a female (male)

this

There's turkey in the walls and it's eventually the only food left

There is a giant nut that will eat you if you don't look at it.

BASED

based

this but the turkey is the walls

that would be lovely

Candlejack invades the vault watching everybody inside unt

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Based

this

What were the guys that slipped through the shitting holes and murdered you called? its been so long.

these

This

skinnies

The Vault was sponsored by Nuka Cola

Everything is in Nuka Cola colors, it has robots play slogans in the common areas

And it has every thing needed to make every kind of Nuka cola

Someone forgot to lock the blast door and everyone died in day one

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based and horror-pilled

based and redpilled

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Have sex

You have to constantly be angry about something inconsequential or an implant in your brain explodes.

fucking kek

Dont mind me just samefagging this 5 times

there is a sex mod installed and you are forced to have to be bound by the player for all eternity (or until the player dies IRL)

Mandatory tabletop games every friday

absolutely based and comfypilled

Merula Snyde is overseer of the vault.

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Let's make it happen

Vault is pretty dark, there are only 20 lights (30 watts)

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the nuclear fallout outside has nothing compared to the toxic bullshit that happens inside the vault

You have me curious

these combined for the best outcome

These, except it's the Nuka Cola Flamer Fuel® Edition and the logo has a vault boy holding a flamer. All chairs are Flamer Fuel® performance racing chairs.

dis

The Vault's Overseer is an AI (who does not have direct control over the Vault's power, water, or air supplies) designed such that it could never be replaced or usurped. Over time the vault's citizens were subjected to harsher restrictions and laws- the AI computed at some point that an uprising would be inevitable, and that the best thing to do is trigger one in an opportune way. This lead to a civil war within the vault itself, during which most of the vault's citizens died, while the remainder were deemed the most potentially dangerous, and therefore were killed off through various means by the AI- crushing people using the vault doors, trapping them until they starved, or simply letting the Vault door stay open until radiation or the untamed dangers of the wasteland crept in.

Sounds fun.

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The overseer is a robot that thinks moon men plan to invade in 500 years

Whoa there bud this is supposed to be DYStopian not Utopian.

Gonna have to (You) all of these.

It was the birthplace of the popular dance, the tunnel shake.

The dwellers of Vault 5 build a fully functioning Aigis

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there are no toilets or hydraulics all people shit in designated shitting room the keeps getting fuller each day.
also there is broken speaker beyond reach that constantly plays DMX songs

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Penis inspection & washing day tuesday mornings.

Sounds powerful

Well everyone is dead now

Thanks user

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done!

It's 5 replies, not ending in 5

All the men are white but all the women are Asian

>let's make a Yea Forums vault
>except with upvotes
kys redditor. Gets are the only real way to make rules

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Never said they were good games user

all manletsbelow 6ft5 get executed

One for each dweller and we have a deal.

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Some of the residents believe that they hear Stevefags and Banjofags trying to break into the vault at night, but this has yet to be confirmed. Suddenly, a new NPC called Ben Verger appears inside the vault, who runs an intelligence check on your Fighter Pass predictions.

Breast milk is the only thing you can drink in the entire vault.

Anyone under 6'0" is euthanized so that they don't pass on their defective genes.

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Anyone found to have a 'waifu' is executed on the spot

People can only communicate through blue boards. Red boards are for procreation only.

Wow I really misread the Op

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Now this is based

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All robots are retrofitted with fleshlights for the vault dwellers' pleasure and can be modified to be more sexually appealing.

Alright let's try one for each dweller.

You mean
>Vault invites the shortest 80% of men in the state and executes them all

The whole vault would stink

you should thank your fellow janny tranny for banning OP everytime the thread was based on getting 5

Everyone is forced to get a Trump haircut.

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These

Nice. It's official
Helping these become official

Mine: Once a week, on Wedensdays, one random male is tied up and blindfolded. He is then sexually abused by any and all who so feel fit, how they feel fit, so long as he lives afterwards. The same male cannot be picked twice in a row. age doesn't matter

All the pasta must be broken in half during the cooking process.

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Based

The actual rules of the vault are any non-contradictory posts for which the post number has the same last digit as the number for this post.

Every woman must be BLACKED at least once, it will also be recorded and sent to every male in the vault who likes her. Watching it is mandatory.

i will reply to myself five times so my rule will become law.

Based and NTRpilled

>niggers
>ctrl f niggers
Thank you. Atleast someone is sane.

cough

That one goes without saying

If there are any women in the vault they must all be naked at all time, and are restricted to sex rooms.

Gonna have to give this one a vote

All virgins must be made fun of. But given girlfriends after.

Fucking this

Everyone gets a button that has a .1% chance of randomly killing someone. It can only be used once per person.

I hope my gf gets picked

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I didn't word that right. There is one button per person and each can be used once.

all other rules get nullified

Friday nights are Insane Clown Posse night. ICP songs will be playing nonstop for 6 hours and everyone must paint their faces up like juggalos.

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There is a secret room with a 1to1 Todd model named "Godd" with insta-kill eye lasers and 76,000,000 health. If you manage to kill him you gain his power and complete control of the vault.

ALL FPS MONKEYS ARE FORCED TO WEAR COCK RINGS AT ALL TIMES

Hell yeah

and it's a good thing

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zoomers are forced to play one piece of Yea Forumscore and write an essay on it every week

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No masturbating to anime girls allowed.

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1:1*

The Vault has a G.E.C.K but it can only make prewar fast food

i'm the first person to reply to this post that isn't the person who originally posted this, thus this reply count is at one.

Kek

i like it

All anons are your mom will die in her sleep if you don't respond to this post for several days at a time.

Seething dicklet

begone beast

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based chadnon

ALL Yea ForumsIRGINS WILL SWAP GENDERS AND LUST AFTER EACH OTHER

@463818678
you don't even get a [you]

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Every vault gets a Pocket Shark to protect them from curses.

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based and black skinned

You can play all the video games you want. But these are the only video games allowed.

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This reminds me of the exquisite taste of Barry's Red Cola. How I would like to have one right now.

This

yes

so does this mean it's mandatory to (You) curseposts every day

FUG

All women in the vault are buff amazons of varying bust sizes
All the men in the vault are have the strongfat bara bodytype with handsome faces

THIS

all shonenfags must be forced to watch lucky star every weekend

Oh God it's like I'm 10 years old all over again

No video games allowed.

no

all moefags have to become feminised traps for the rest of the vault to use as stress-relief

This, fuck moefags (literally)

they have to reach wave 15 in pvz (survival mode)or they have cold ice water poured in or on their ass and balls

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So these are canon now

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these

Yeah fuck weebs

Masturbation is banned.

The vault is ruled by DSP, and you are legally obligated to watch his streams for 4 hours a day under penalty of firing squad.

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Donald trump is the president of the vault

There is a time bomb that can't be defused in the vault.

(fuck you)

sanity right here

I was about to make a thread until seeing this one;
Does anyone know the lore behind vault 3 and 4? I was just watching someone play fallout 76 and started looking up the lore cause it was interesting but I cant find anything on 3 or 4

Based.

You can disregard all these stupid rules and just live as normally as you can.

I WON

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The vault's overseer is Todd Howard.

Based and rationalpilled

This user is sacrificed and eaten first thing.

Based

+1

There is a guy living in the vault who sneaks up behind people and rubs his penis on the back of their neck.

these

Dabbed on em

There's a monthly sacrifice by which numbers are pulled from a lottery, and the winner of the lottery won't be sacrificed.

Every day of the week is associated with a part of JoJo and you are forced to wear a costume of a character from that part.

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Broly is the protector of the vault

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threads over unless someone rolls to disregard this user's rule.

Thank you.

Everyday you must play a game you hate with a passion for an hour alongside a person who absolutely loves the game and will gush about it in that same hour.

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this 5 negates your shit.

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The rampant inescapable idiocy would eventually become too much for the more rationally minded and the suicide rate would skyrocket to escape from hearing the same fucking joke for the 1500th time that month.

vault is full of smash players. Should go without saying what their daily routine consists of.

Sex is a universal way to keep the peace, gay and straight aren't an identity, we live like Bonobos and fuck anything for fun and as a social way of life.

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i dont want ballsack filling my nostrils

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good one

These

the vault is instructed through its overseer to work together to complete a super difficult puzzle with no promise of a reward. on completion, a caged deathclaw is released from a hidden cryo chamber.

GIMME
GIMME
GIMME

Fuck i want to be a cuckold so bad, this.

This is now cannon

Voting for this one

This

Food can only be bought by tokens earned by being good at a multiplayer video game everyone must play. Failure to report to your daily match will result in a week ban meaning no food for a week.

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Absolutely this

All cute white guys wear chastity cages and provide sex to any man that feels the urge to masturbate or is having a bad day. a free prostitute if you will for anybody to use.

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The centerfold is a shrine of Todd Howard, and surrounding it are PCs loaded with Bethesda's entire catalog of games.

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DBS Broly is the protector of the Valut, with Cheelai as the Valut's mascot

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>playing on the most popular posts by (Yous)
hmm where have I seen that before? we have digits, you know. now fuck off

Every Saturday, PC bros have a party catered by all consolefags. There is no hostility but at the end of the day, they fight for all the PC master races amusement. The winners console friends joins the party too while the rest continue to sure the victory drinks.

Everyone sucks dicks at least once like OP

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this

don't forget your daily dose for your vault Yea Forums

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>463822013
No

thanks doc

thanks, doc

if you post hella gay memes i want to fucking strangle you

>everyone gets assigned a different random number every day
>there is a large board in the common area of the vault
>everyone must check the board daily, noting when dubs occur

thanks doc

everyone in the vault accepts progressive social values

Fuck you

these

Sounds dope honestly

All females between the ages 16 and 40 have to walk around with high heels and nude and every man must greet them with a hard slap on the ass as they walk by.

Superstitious babies

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Yippee.

Everyone must beat Halo 3 on Legendary solo to pass the G.O.A.T. Exam.