I wish you could play as 2B for most of the game's story

2B has never made me hard, but panties pushed slightly to the side of a girls special place slightly showing it off REALLY gets me going.

Literally perfect you faggot

LET ME SNIFF IT JUST A WHIFF

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>steals your waifu
>steals protagonist's spot
>gets away with everything and reunites with her in true ending

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This is pretty ho-
>knees clipping through the ladder
I can't unsee it now.

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>WHIRRRRRR

>steals your waifu
wrong, 9S is my waifu, my boywaifu

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I WANT TO FUCK 2B SO BAD I WANT TO SLURP UP HER LEGS LIKE BIG NOODLES I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF OF HER FAT ASS I WANT TO DUMP MY VIRUS IN HER HARD DRIVE EVERY SINGLE NIGHT I WANT TO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK 2B SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD PLEASE GOD FUCK I WANT TO BLAST ENDLESS BUSTS INTO HER LITTLE ANDROID WOMB I WANT TO GLAZE HER LIKE A DONUT WITH MY CUM FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I WANNA PUMP PUMP FUCK FUCK HER ROBOT BUTT I WANT TO TASTE EVERY INCH OF HER BODY OOH MMMMYYY FUCKIIINNGGG GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD PLEASE I WANT TO FUCK 2B I WANT TO FUCK 2B PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IF I HAD A CHANCE TO FUCK 2B I WOULD NEVER CUM ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HER ROBOT PUSSYYYYYYY PLEASE PLEASE OMMGGG IM SO HORNY WHEN I SEE 2B I CANT STAND IT I HAVE TO FUCK 2B I WONT CUM TO ANYTHING BUT 2B HELP ME FUCK 2B SO HORNY FOR ANDROID ASS OMG PLEASE FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK OH MY FUCKING GOD IMAGINE BEING 9S AND FEELING HER FAT BUTT AND THIGHS BOUNCING ON YOUR COCK I WOULD BE STRINGING CUMS SHOOTING FAT ROPES EVERY TIME I WENT ON QUESTS WITH HER FUCK FUCK FUCK I WANT TO FUCK 2B I WANT TO FUCK 2B

Is that Elon Musk?

luckily I like 9s
bisexuality is the superior sexuality

fucking boomers

Confucius says: Big tits and no ass will fill your hand. Big ass and no tits will fill your heart.

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Confucius had a shit taste

based

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9S is a bad whiny character, the hacking minigame sucks, and playing the same levels again is bullshit. Delete Route B.

is this ingame?

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Dumb Jevil

Holy cringearoli

Yeah, what else do you expect billionaires to do for kicks?

rude

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yes

He was definitely looking for some musk.

Slick Willie there

A2 is objectively better

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Pot meet kettle

I wish I could nut deep in 2b’s holes.

Fuck. I've gotten to the point where any image of a woman makes me feel hopeless. Just need a couple more things for my exit bag bros.

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turn to boys instead bro

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i want a 9S boyfriend to cum in my pussy but mostly fuck my ass hole

Hello there milkdrinker, I Jarl of Whiterun am here to inform you that:

birthing hips + round ass >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cow tits

Remember those words, you plebian peasant

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>Dirty A2
Highest tier taste

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>turn to boys instead bro
And kill myself at 29? No thanks

Her character reminds me of Mikasa from SnK.
Having the same seiyuu doesn't help either.

Have sex

I wish there was a mod to change 2B body like senran kagura body slider mods.

Is there a single Jap game that's actually liked for the gameplay and not the virgin bait characters?

Yes?

Based balgruuf

But that's not chocolate, mate.

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So was 9S just the true protag the entire time

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Feel free to name some. I've been in a handful of RE2, NA and DMC5 threads recently, and they're literally all about muh waifus and husbandos. Discussion of the actual games is next to impossible because there are about 3 people that actually care about the gameplay.

>Discussion of the actual games is next to impossible because there are about 3 people that actually care about the gameplay.
That is because you came to Yea Forums expecting videogame discussion.

you're smart enough to know that Yea Forums is a horny board and it's fun to post about aspects of games that make us horny

Qt girls brew sweet homemade fudge in their jiggly ovens everyday user, don't you know?

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>his prototype essentially creates YoRHa
>his current self's misadventures is one of the main reasons N2 stopped the conflict and decided to fuck off from the planet, giving him a chance to enter the Ark alone out of all the androids
Yes.

uhhhhh kirby?

Yorhas don't have anuses.

Profound statement, fellow Yea Forums poster!

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no you retarded secondary but what does it matter you won't play it and just gawk over sfm and blender of any waifu

Can be added upon request

>Y-Yes Commander...could I please get a....b-bussy??

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You're still gay, though

FULLY
MODULAR

People already know all there is to know about a game when entering threads. And when Yea Forums talks about solething, it's usually to shit on it. So the fact that there isn't gameplay discussion about these games should actually be a good indication.

They're androids, you can add w/e the fuck you want. Genitals included

what fresh new meme is this

this is a board for secondary video gamers.

People watching lets plays, gawking over waifus, and reading wikis instead of just playing the game.

This pic is missing my face between her thighs

never played the game, was thinking of soon.... so you have to play as that little gay guy??

hope not wont buy if you do

>so you have to play as that little gay guy??
Most of the game you play as 9S but if you wanna play as 2B longer finish all the side quests in her route.

Unironically the best and most based character.

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Absolutely based

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slow down turbo

>Hershey Highway
More words like this please? I need it for research. Ass research.

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What a thrill....

The real question does she gets horny?

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9S presumably does so maybe

>that whip sound
He was the best.

The real question is which user here will put on a pair of high heels and play 2b

300
POUNDS
OF
ASS

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Where did the 300 lbs. come from? Is that from a game description

Bananasplit Boulevard
Crepes Suzettes Canal
Daim™ Driveway
Eclair Elevator
Fudge Freeway
Nougat Nile
Poutine Promenade
Toblerone™ Tunnel

... Finish it... My son

Milkyway Freeway, just thought of it.

Highway*

JUST SEEN 2B

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Read it in his voice.

im downloading nier automata right now.

How long does it take to complete the game? Does it have new game plus and multiple endings?

It literally had an ending for every letter in alphabet.
Besides that, no not really.

2B could kill you if she accidentally slips while climbing a ladder you know.

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Not sure about NG+ (since I need to finish it myself) but it does have multiple endings.

Only 3 real endings and several joke endings.

2B's weight is stated as such in Kilograms in an artbook.

>killing yourself because of women
Imagine being this pathetic. Man up, loser.

Thanks bros, adding these to my repertoire

Every time I start to think that I'm getting just a little fluent in english, things like this come and smash it into pieces obliterating mood for the rest of season.

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I just want them to fucking give her a 2P skin as DLC. It can't be that fucking hard!!! It's literally just a color swap!!!

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based and bipilled
it's the sexual equivalent of being an omnivore

wish there was a version of this with mgs music going on in the background

Okay I had a break, I can go on.
Anpan Aperture
Improper Intersection
Loukamades Lane (fuck I love loukamades)
Mochi Mouth
Oreo™ Oblast
Remonce Riviera
Sunday Sluice

I have another too, Cadbury Crevice

Or canyon

Logcutter
Fun Tunnel
Booty pout
Queef Core
Twitch pit
Dung dungeon
chocolate chute

Uh, thanks?

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55 hours for all the endings for me.

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lmao

this is one of the stupidest thing's I've ever seen on the internet

good

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BRRRRAAPPPBRAAPBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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women will never understand this

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>Posting a sfm
I prefer 2P.

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>OP's webm
>sfm
Fuck off Grandpa.

Based

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Blender then, whatever faggot. Point is why post that when the in game footage of the same thing would suffice?

I love 9S!

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Does anyone have the 2B zip file?

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That's gay user.

NOW WHO COULD BE BEHIND THIS WALL

Excellent Snake, age hasn't slowed you down one bit!

>death by android butt smashing
I honestly can’t think of a better way to die

Don't be silly. It doesn't count if he's an android.

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This shit literally happened to me as well. Cannot fap to it

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That is what he is implying what he is trying to do.

Lewder

imagine the smell

But he's suppose to look like a dude.

this is pretty ho-
>animation looks stupid as hell, nobody climbs a ladder like that

I can't unsee it now. What a waste of somebodies dozens of hours of work and rendering. All for nothing.

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Ridiculous. That's like saying it's gay if your buttplug looks like a dude

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2B is CUTE

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helo redit

Using a buttplug to begin with is pretty gay user.

Good thing I only use an Aneros™ prostate massager.

And sometimes a 7 inch dildo.

>That little ass shake at the end
Muh dick

Chocolate Bum Bum Factory

youtube.com/watch?v=HHgxOXEQaFU

homo

is this in game?

Whisper that in my ear as you blow you salty load all over my insides]/spoiler]

Haha, video game characters sure are cute.

I-I gotta go, l-later faggot!

I wish you could play as A2 for even 1/3 of the story.

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Ok :(

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Logcutter is hilarious

No, and you can't make me.

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Talk about retarded I love how red his nose is and it just slowly creeps in its hilarious

Boobs are nice but Ass is always greater than tits

DM Taro. He probably has the latest version.

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>Nougat Nile
lost it

Anyone here have the rule 34 of a defeated 2B with blade in her throat to render her movements while getting raped by a machine?

Why can't there be more assjob/hotdogging porn of her? She's the perfect character for it. Fuck

Just one whiff

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Good idea. Thanks.

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you guys are beyond pathetic
if she didn't have a big lardass NOBODY would waifu her

>14
holy jesus where can i find more

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2B's ass is good but for me it's her overall body proportions. Her waist, hips, thighs, etc..

Yes, and?

what are some porn stars with this body type

I WANT TO FUCK A ROBOT IN THE ASS

Gay men have a big suicidal rate. They mostly die young.

this image is wrong, because as she is in game, she's already naked
that piece of cloth on her stomach is the only actual clothing she wears

Wrong.

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>liveleak

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Who is behind this glory hole?

FUCKING SHIT
HURTS MY HANDS

this chink trained his entire life for that moment

MOAR PLS

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Anyone else remember that JAV of a revolving tower of asses, and a wall of asses?

I think you were watching Holy Mountain

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Source?

They're not related. Just my private collection.

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What the fuck was posted?

this

Balgruuf is always right.

H-He's fast!

excellent taste. what you define that first one as? "girls upskirting themselves?" "exhibitionism?"

Do people actually dislike 9S? Did the dub make him sound annoying or something? Otherwis eI don't get it.

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