TOO SICK FOR SCHOOL MEANS YOU'RE TOO SICK FOR VIDEO GAMES user!!!

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Here's the non-meme version

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>grow up
>call in sick to play video games
>have tons of sick time due to overtime I do
>no one cares because I do overtime
>2 over times = 3 days off

Being an adult is great

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>Not having a cool dad who let you played vidya after an hour or so after school started

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shut the fuck up bitch
>plays vidya anyway

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>Hey son, I know mom said no video games but I was cleaning the garage and found my old gameboy. I want you to have it.

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>go to church
>leave church after sacrament to play vidya
>dad comes home after the second hour
>makes me go back for the third hour

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this image makes me rock hard. I would fuck her bitch as so hard huuuunnnghhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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Thanks dad, buy why are you black? Didn't you have a pack to smokes to get like 19 years ago?

OH SHIT YOU'RE BACK DAD!

>three hour church sermon
What the fuck?

wait mummy please! my friends are listening
youtube.com/watch?v=1W8ZJ3JVVaY

This. After all people are kept home when sick to prevent other students from getting sick. Not because you cant do math when you have the flu.

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Three hour church session broken into three parts. First is sacrament, then sunday school, then preisthood meetings (or primary class if you were a kid). Apparently they changed how the LDS church works now so it's some 50/50 split

what kind of church are you going to that lasts 3 hours? mine lasted like 45~60 minutes

Latter-Day Saints. Granted, there were two ten minute breaks in between each part of church

What the Fuck

How can one man be so skinny and still have a fat face?

It's from all the dicks he sucks

Guy looks like a basedboy faggot
Unless he has a terrible disease

maybe

Popped a boner at the first episode where she's topless

I DON'T NEED BE AT MY FULL POWER TO END YOU, MOTHER

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i want her to fucking rape me

>implying they could afford video games
They had to go to the arcade to play them.

>go to church

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>mom lets me stay at a friends house on a saturday night
>arrives on sunday morning at 5 AM
>wakes everyone the fuck up and drags me out to go to church
>"Just cause you slept at a friends house doesn't mean you don't have to go to church!"
>never get invited to sleepovers ever again

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It's transgender.

Crystal therapy

Lmao my parents try to do this all the time to my poor little girl sister and I just go and spoil the shit out of her, last time we cuddled in bed and watched a full anime on our laptop

I don’t know

So I'm right lol

Never in my life had to go to church, what does it feel like?

Can you repeat the question?

>sleep over at friend's house
>his family are fucking christfags
>forced to go to boring-ass church on sunday morning
>never stay there on a saturday night again

>boss asks if I am able to come in on Saturday
>say I promised to drive my grandma to the doctors surgery on Saturday
>actually play video games in my underpants like a boss
Being a lazy scumbag is great.

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YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW

It's like having class on sunday on a very specific subject that you already know everything about, but year after year they repeat the same exact lessons that you're required to attend with the punishment of being put in prison for the rest of time if you refuse.

>stay home sick from school
>mom buys me a wireless controller for my playstation 1
>tucks me into bed with megaman legends on
>occasionally brings me ginger ale and soup with crackers
i miss my mom

Prison?

youtube.com/watch?v=J8y8Ziwswe0
rewatching the series for the 3rd time, it's a miracle how much of it holds up, is truly a slice of life show

that show never made me laugh
it just made me depressed because it was exactly like my family. mom always stressed out and yelling brothers always fighting never getting nice things
i'm really happy now that i'm on my own with my own job and can own my things without worrying about them being stolen or broken

>As long as you're getting good grades I don't care what you do. Just don't tell your mother, champ.

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>boss asks if I am able to come in on Saturday
i'm convinced that because employers don't treat you in good faith at all, you're not morally obligated to treat them in good faith either.

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I can't remember church after primary class (age 11 I, think), but it was alright. The only thing I didn't like is that everyone had to adhere to the same stuff after every testimony they gave- "And I know the church is true" and the sort. Only one way of saying stuff until you get old and break out of that

I swear to God if my parents pulled this shit, or friends who only did "Christian appropriate" things. Lot of those kids I knew are all fucked up now. So am I but it tells you it's not the religion but the person.

ahem.
Fuck Jesus
and
Fuck ChristCucks

I still feel weird when I play games when I'm too sick to go to work.

>Never understood that logic
Because it's not logic, just spite. Escapist, low-effort entertainment is the absolute best way to take your mind off how shitty you feel, but they wanted you to be miserable because reasons.

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I feel like it's personally applicable to me. I had felt shitty before and couldn't go anywhere but could still play vidya. However, the times I would genuinely consider myself sick I was vomiting every hour and sleeping for 90% of the day.

its boring as fuck listening to a guy preaching bullshit for an hour. I remember I told my dad I wish church would just fucking blowup and he gave me pokemon silver to never say that again

cute and a little funny

it's because your mom didn't want to give you an extra incentive to malinger you retards

Its a FtM tranny and its mentally ill, legit ill.

Its a sad story

Doesn't it seem obvious? If you immediately start to associate being ill with having a better time in general, you're just going to encourage your kid to pull being sick to take more sick days. They were doing you a favour, in reality.

>mom would always say this
>ask friends what they do when at home sick
>"Oh I just play on my xbox"
It blew my mind when I heard other people's mom let them play video games when sick.

It's weird because my mom wouldn't seem like those christfags and I got to play san andreas and other shooters and horror games as much as I wanted, and basically had no curfew. But if I wasn't at church on sunday my mom would beat my ass. And she was one of those "stand and talk with someone for an extra hour" people.

I'm the piece of shit who comes to work running a fever and coughing all over everything.
Damn right you're going to school unless you're literally incapacitated.

Threat of Hell. It's very real to a child and christian parents will just drop that shit on you and you'll believe them.

yeah you tell em buddy!

Rest and sleep is good for you if you're getting over an illness, you can get either if you're playing vidya
Also

I have diarrhea, at least let me play with my gameboy in the shitter you fucking cunt.

>Gives you possitive feedback for something he doesn't want you to do
Your dads a retard and it explains you.

Why do American parents hate their kids so much?

THIS WAS ME. but i always wanted to stay at his house cause he was cool and had halo 3 on xbox 360, shit tons of toys, and at my house my parents fought a lot. But his house was fucking weird. Like 3 hour church on sundays, praying at the dinner table every time, and bed time at 11 every night. even back then i was like wtf..

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I can't even imagine having children. Imagine FORCING a new human to be born into this miserable world. The entire human race should go extinct. Death is the only true utopia.

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Imagine being this cringeworthy.. holy fuck.

Man that's nothing. My mom wouldn't even let me watch dragon tales until I drank a glass of milk. Even though we're both lactose intolerant

Because most white trash americans only keep their kids to avoid being disowned by their support network.

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Alright, might as well jump on the bandwagon

My childhood was tragic. It started when my aunt was a bitch to my mom since she wanted my Dad all to herself, alongside her ex who wanted custody of her sons. My Mom's mother passed away when she left for the East Coast (idk). My aunt was cut out of the will since she was a shit daughter to grandma 24/7
It got so bad that she pushed her ex to the point of murdering my grandma in a gruesome manner, and then her raping my Dad's frail mind since he loved her. She's a lawyer after all
She played one against the other to the point where they fought to the bone over me with no avail. I lived in 2 houses through joint custody, one against the other and being the endstick of my Dad's grief, while my mom fucking suffered.
I was forced into CCD at an incredibly young age and was told that I was a bad catholic since I skipped CCD every 2 Sunday's. I tried to explain my life but he called me a blasphemiser of the lord. I was then forced to play football to "toughen me up"
This is where I entered hell.
It got so motherfucking bad that I couldn't do anything right. Verbal abuse, bullying, physical violence on me and getting in trouble for not standing up for myself, etc.
You all know that cartoon stereotype that one kid who nobody likes and is a misunderstood fuck is distant from others is because he has a bad homelife? That was me. I fucking hated everything and gave up my faith in God. I stumbled upon Porn by accident in 4th grade, got caught and ashamed by my Dad, who followed his sisters advice.
Then came a day in May of 2012. I was in 4th grade and I decided I'd kill myself. I couldn't handle it, and so I picked a good spot in my closet to do it. I had a chair and a rope ready to just end my pathetic waste of life since I was convinced nobody cared about me.
Continued in 2nd part

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It's not that you can't play vidya, it's that if you are really too sick for school you wouldn't want to play to vidya.
Anyone who's been sick should know this

sounds great sign me up

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>waste whole youth learning bullshit
>literally none of it is relevant upon adulthood
>being a working adult

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you don't avoid school when you're sick because you physically or mentally can't, it's because you could spread your illness to the rest of the school.

NO MORE VIDEO GAMES
youtube.com/watch?v=1W8ZJ3JVVaY

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This is obvious, but it's actually a leap in logic that bypasses certain consequences that your parents were too dumb to consider.
Your parents would literally rather have you be absolutely miserable than for you to have a free day. Because it's true, kids WILL fake sick. The consequences are that non-faking kids suffer for days only because their parents decided they should.
This is also why we have seasons where a mass number of people get sick, and this technically costs the economy billions each year. These kids also grow up to be those chucklefucks with no spine to stand up to their boss when they're legitimately sick, further spreading their illness(normalfags pat themselves on the back for this, considering themselves extra good people).

that is one fat real life anime girl

You leave me for 36 years and this is what you come back with? A fucking original gameboy? Is this some kind of sick joke?

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>start work at 7:30am
>nobody comes in til 9am
>ppl stop working at 3 leave at 5pm
>I stay till 5:30pm
Tfw 10hours OT a week and they are all used for my own personal shit and half ass my job the rest of the time because retarded zoomers makes everyone look like gold.

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