Well?

OWO

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Can't love anyone else if I don't love myself.

And a Yea Forums regular too? Explain

OTP

because im gay

This so fucking much. I had sex a couple weeks ago and the moment I finished I realized what a mistake it was. I would have never interacted with the person in my bed if not for sex. And now she was going to be there for several more hours.
Needless I haven't seen her since. I think most men who get married get slapped by this lmao

A lot of reasons

Cause I have a bf

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Well I'm gay for beefy men
To bad I'm not a twink, would have been rolling in cock

its called masturbation

Because

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Your ancestors were probably also these things and yet some of them had to have gotten laid somehow

I wish I could say the same.

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Holy kek, I'm 7inches and I feel small. As long as you have girth I honestly think they care about htat more.

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it means jackshit

I GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND A BITCH AIN'T ONE

Yeah, I'm sure your small peepee is the reason why you can't talk to women.

because Im married and have a wife.

That doesn’t stop you from getting a gf, you may not be able to keep a gf long term but she doesn’t know you’re a dicklet when you start dating.

I'm v. gay

I used to have a gf, but that was a long time ago. Ask your mom OP, I might be your dad.

>go out with girl
>turns out she is not looking for someone to date
>well it ain't the end of the world
>get's mad at me because I don't want to stick around
What I am supposed to do? just orbit around her?

I havent had a gf since 2012 and I havent had a kiss, sex, hand holding, hug from a non relative female since 2014.

Why all Rins are dumb sluts? What the fuck

nobody wants me, man.

boards.fireden.net/v/search/image/4KOxmXREd1Kbz0gopMVjDA/

I only like girls like who can box

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Making friends and being sociable is hard enough as it is.

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I'm a m-m-manlet!
it's not my fault, I just have bad luck!

youtube.com/watch?v=B-tXCu_apCo

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Not good at talking to women, i'm not bad looking and I have a good dick though.
Trying to get one now.

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Thats why you dont do it in your house, retard.

I do. Pic related. Coming up on our 12 year anniversary, not sure what to do for it.

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Working on it. It's easy to find someone to fuck on tinder, harder to find someone to love.

because i choose not to have one. i have no need or interest anymore in relations

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didnt watch

Because I find most people unattractive and not as beautiful as me

Luck is a concept nothing more.

she hasn't been born yet

Because girls who play video games most of the time have daddy issues.

Real women are ugly, not funny, not interesting, and smell bad. VR pods I can hook into like the matrix when?

i'd rather die a virgin than fuck the lard that made this

Crippling social anxiety disorder

Fake. I did not make that message.

Cute

why do I need one?

I'm trying to hookup with girls on tinder now, i've matched with some pretty girls so wish me luck anons!
I'm gonna get it.

>listing to a roasty

I go to school full time studying something that requires me to spend three or four hours a night studying to keep up, and on the weekends have the time I'm too exhausted to bother leaving my house.

In my experience this is worse with young girls, it's like they need to talk to you 24/7, what a fucking nightmare.

>fat
>still a student so no cash
>hometown doesn't have anything for meeting people so I have to go the city I go to university at, but I don't have much cash so I can't really go out much
>internet dating is awful and nobody really wants to talk
>post in the ideal threads over and over, no hits
>try to add girls, they either don't respond, act like they have something better to do then talk to me, or just can't or doesn't want to have a conversation

it sucks man

Because I'm gay

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You can clearly see she's 2D

No one actually wants to get married. The problem is getting the bitch in the bed in the first place and then getting her to leave afterwards.

no
you're supposed to never talk to her again

i dont need to have a gf to be able to get the fuck
i just want the fuck, i dont want to emotionally anchor myself to somebody and feel like i owe them shit

If you were, that'd be all the more reason to get a girlfriend and then get married.
Don't blame your own shortcomings on a system user.

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My advice is to always keep moving, if a girl is clearly not into you then stop wasting your time.
Specially on tinder where there are a bunch of girls doing nothing but shilling their instas or seeking for validation.

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>Fat
>No friends
>Short
>Small dick
Not even a NEET, I have a job, I just don't know how to meet people my age

degenerate
hope you die painfully and soon

I developed alopecia universalis and it has completely fucked my confidence.

sauce

What do you study, user?

I don't think you'd know how easy it is to get her to leave.

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>6'5 slenderman-level lanklet
>balding
>acne
>hairy
>covered in moles
just b urself

A girl from London who looked like pic liked me but my autism turned her away

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Alright sounds good, i'm gonna go to pound town

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Because I'm an unmotivated fat slob autistic 26 year old virgin who would be terrible as a boyfriend as I am socially retarded, quick to anger and I work a dead end job. That and 2 inches soft 5 inches hard. A dildo would be better. Less socially retarded as well.

In short: Human interaction is overrated and we don't need each other.

I have an amazing ability to attract women and push them away all within a 48 hour window. I've come to accept I will only ever have one night stands but the more I embrace it, the less I feel I'll ever know otherwise

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>Taking advice from le quirky weaboo roastie twitter thot #187274
yikes

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Because I hate myself, it's not a difficult concept.

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casual sex is wrong

>Been hanging out with grill for a while now
>Paid for her food/movie tickets a few times and didn't object
>Seems to enjoy doing stuff together, has gone out of her way to sit next to me at social outings
>Comments on my stuff on social media
>Is really cute and has nice hips
i don't know what to do next bros
I can't just tell her that I'm an autistic ultra shitter that is just winging it
I can't keep this act up much longer

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I can't deal with people and I don't fall for any girl

I don't know if you're talking in general or just to me, but I don't know how to get them to leave because I haven't gotten through step 1.

I don't feel a whole lot of passion for other people and my own emotions have numbed to the point that I don't think I'll ever feel that fleeting rush that comes with a crush ever again. Which is fine, I guess.

But I do and she is cuter than you

I have a trans girlfriend

Law. I keep telling myself that once I'm out I will have no trouble because of how much I'll make.

>Talk to women
>She sees my small wrists
>Feels so disgusted she accuses me of rape
>Nearby Chad beats me to death

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too busy drawing shibuya rin

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I'm asexual and have no interest in sex whatsoever.

Casual sex is fun and healthy I love eating pussy

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cause I'm gay

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Based.

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i hate people

honestly maybe this

is it true that being gay is EZ mode? like guys are thirsty 24 hours.

Best option is just to ask her to hang out with you at home and see if she just likes your company alone, playing vidya and doing what you like. If she doesn't mind, that's probably a good sign.

Keanu Reeves is posting in a Yea Forums thread? Based.

Godspeed my man. You'll make it.

literally everyone is just winging it
if you're just in it for sex then kill yourself
literally just say "i love you" and see her reaction

But what do I get in return?

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i would honestly kill myself

Honest reply, when get one (1) gf, when you can fuck all the pussy you want?

I'm legitimately ugly not fat, I work out, but just an ugly face. Even if a girl enjoyed my personality I know she could do better

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see

A (you)

Because the only girls who enjoy being around me are children.

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the words of a whore

dont fucking do this lmao

>the words of a whore
Bitter and copepilled

Yeah its pretty easy to get laid, its harder to find a "just normal" guy who wants a regular relationship.

Don't tell her you're autistic yet, ask her if she wants to go do something (dinner movie whatever) but refer to it as a date, see how she reacts to that.
If it was just a regular friendship I wouldn't know what to tell you but if you're paying for her stuff, you should find out now in case she only intends to bleed you dry.

You will be alright as long as you dont stop believing.

Thanks user. You too.

Yup. Men are simpler than women. Women looks for a man they deem worthy of letting fuck their pussy. Men only look for sex.
Although fags are usually obsessed with dick sizes. For example my gay coworker boasts a lot about his boyfriend penis size.

I have 5. They all know about each other and are okay with it.

Who knows?

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I want picture of boxing girls

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>girlfriend
LMAO no im a virgin and even i know thats a bad idea.

I have a wife it’s overrated enjoy not being at the whim of female emotions while you can.

>hottest thot in the class keeps rubs your face with her hands and groping yar ass

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can i have one

The amount of women who are into 27 year old manlet virgins is just too high, you couldn't possibly expect me to choose who to bless with myself.

I don't deserve one

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Good for you user, but watch out for yourself.

>For example my gay coworker boasts a lot about his boyfriend penis size.
That sounds nasty, how can you stand him?

Men have to try 10 times harder than women to get laid when I could just jerk off instead

This.

I get all [Chair Clattering] when I'm horny but as soon as I have a wank I don't care anymore, especially because real women aren't perfect anime/vidya girls.

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You got it boss

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penis

There aren't any mommies

How old are you?

>2019
>Still being in school

cba to put in effort
i'd rather play games

>I'm going to use height as my scapegoat
Pathetic

Truth. You are a homosexual if you have intercourse before marriage

what age do parents stop having sex? 40?

I like boys. I wouldn't be surprised if I push my friend away from my feelings though.

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this was in the past, nigger

>5'7" and balding
>5 inch dick
>don't know how to drive
it's not like I haven't tried but it's fucking hard when you lose the gene pool this hard. I've only ever had one gf and she was a 4'6" mexican brainlet and i didnt even lose my virginity during that

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This depends entirely on how long it takes for the wife to become a tub of lard.

How is Utah this time of year

Why are you gay, user?

A girl with self-esteem issues used me for the sole purpose of boosting her self-confidence and never had any intention of having sex with me, more or less telling me after months of dating I was too ugly to actually fuck. It's been years and I'm still not over it because no girl has actually disagreed with her and nothing is really fun anymore.

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pretty much... mid 40's.

>Tfw sex made me feel awful with my ex gf
physically it felt great but damn was it emotionally terrible. Why can't a get a cute gf that won't judge me or make me feel shame?

there are no cute girls where I live so I'm not even bothering

But I know I'm a dicklet, so why bother?

Want to be bf?

It's probably easier but my autism isn't making it easier.
My standards for men are also way higher than my standards for women.

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Yes and as I already established pathetic men such as myself are in high demand.

I believe that women should go out with the person that makes them happiest and in no case do I believe that's me.

is your pénis feminine?

>27
>libido starts going down
>stop chasing women
>no longer a thirsty ass nigga
Life got a lot better.

Just bad timing... I'm graduating this year but she and I are making the most out of the last three weeks we got.

Don't give up hope anons, I was 22 kissless virgin until a week ago. I'm fat and I promise you I'm not cute, but the Chad adage of be yourself really works sometimes.