Manlets have shorter nerves meaning less lag basically meaning they are superior gamers, your thoughts?

manlets have shorter nerves meaning less lag basically meaning they are superior gamers, your thoughts?

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Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost role off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.

Itd suck being a midge.

Rolling for Roland.

>What I would give to kidnap a famous midget and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. a really big dog like a mastiff. he would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in a high place. not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. it would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. just so many things I would do.

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Rollan rolling

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Women prefer short men over lanklets.

The taller you are, the more awkward the relationship becomes. Also shorter men have bigger penises and are better lovers overall

lmao seething

>Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you

Lost it here.

Roll

Imagine being so insecure about your entire life the only thing you have going for you is height.

I'm summoning a succubus.

Rolling for Cavalier

rouge.

rola

post porn or something

hmm

Based

>Imagine being so insecure about your entire life the only thing you have going for you is height.
I can't imagine being a midge, sorry.

I want to be the villain behind glasses

R-R-Rolling...

please dont make me a fucking fairy

so fucking close why was I born with dyslexia

>saying this in a thread where OP is literally doing the exact same thing

Lol shut up midget

That chart is bullshit you should add 5 inches to it.
Not to the female part, the female chart should include the 5'8 into green territory.

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Rolling.

rolling for fighter chad

Manlets can't reach the top shelf.

rollerino

Reality doesn't care about your feelings.

no dancer pls

How many triangles are in this image?

Reality is under 6'3 is a bad height.

Three of our generation's greatest gamers are manlets. What's that mean for lanklets?
>Vinesauce Vinny: 5'3"
>Pewdiepie: 5'5"
>Jerma: 4'7"
Do manmores even have a future in our world?

Reality disagrees with you. Sorry you are a minority in your opinion lanklet.

based

Rolling for highway man

ralling

Coping manlet.

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Being tall makes your dick look smaller.

A 9 inch dick sounds nice, but if you are a 6' giant, it will look small because of your massive body.

On the other hand, an average dick (4'') will look big on an average body (5'2'')

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short people die quicker because they smell more farts

>lanklets

why not lanklords

roll

There's no cope about statistics lanklet. Stats don't care about your opinions.

A lot.

Reminder almost all Hollywood sex symbols are manlets

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Vinny is actually 6'1 though.
I met him at a con and I'm 5'11, dont like the guy but why lie?

Rolling for highway man

>That graph
Manlets are so insecure.
At actual 6'2 and beyond, you're swimming in pussy.

i am rol
can't hear you from up here
all I heard was
>*squeak squeak*

Lanklet cope ITT is off the charts

All the girls that have liked me throughout my entire life (35) would disagree.

Rollz

Rolling dice

rail

Rel

The only thing you are swimming in is airdraft, which is why your brain can't comprehend stats.

Congrats on tackling the stat assigned to you, doesn't change the stats though.

>At actual 6'2 and beyond, you're swimming in pussy.

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>same exact height
>makes kissing awkward

uh......?

Shut up peasant, bow to your king.

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This is true but the measurements you posted are retarded.

Why are manlets more good looking on average?

rolling for role

let's go

eh

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Hey OP I just realized that there was a shitty frog in your post, and um, you should stop posting forever.

I better not get battlemage

what are you trying to achieve with these threads?

Do it to it

I wanna be a big shot digit

woop

let see what I rolled.

A greater height.

rollin'

Roll King

At certain point height is cope.
Face is king.

>dragoon
Fuck yeah

do you think it matters? when pressed against her your dick will still look huge in comparison
the only example I can think of off the top of my head is a hentai game though
still there's some truth to that, having a big dick when you're short might make it look even bigger
>an average dick (4'')
oh
hahaha

won't work