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Caleb Price
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Ryder Rogers
Obsessed
Hudson Baker
>stevefags can't blankpost
embarrassing
Matthew Brown
seething
Evan Mitchell
>wojak/pepe
>resetera/tranny/falseflagging
>shitty smash bait threads
>me with a confirmation bias
wow Yea Forums is literally dying, i have half the threads fucking hidden and none of it is good
Carson Taylor
>Yea Forums is dying
Niggas have been saying that for well over a decade. It's just a different form of cancer afflicting this board every 3-5 years.
Austin Clark
Banjo sure is having a laugh at steve’s canary mary impression
Mason Butler
Ah whoops, looks like you dropped your blank post.
Here you go.
Alexander Morales
>Yea Forums liking Dobson
Angel Brooks
Why do you people draw that minecraft guy as such a grotesque?
Luke Myers
The thumbnail makes it look like Banjo has a Roman helmet.
Austin Reyes
Discord link?
Is it discord.gg/vFjzp7F ?
Anthony Turner
SILENCE
William James
>every 3-5 years
Try every year.
Ryan Sanchez
*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*CRASH*
Michael Young
I wonder who made that Steve model, and I wonder who animates these as well, unless its also the same guy. Feels weird knowing a tribe of shitposters have that level of artistry and technical skill. All Banjokes ever do is copy paste wojak memes on MS Paint.
Michael Walker
GREETINGS, PUNY EARTHLINGS OF Yea Forums! We have come to remind you that we are another day closer to Space Invader (yes, THE Space Invader) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your mercy begging for the upcoming Fighter Pass when Space Invader invades the spotlight!
>b-but Steve is super-important to the gaming industry! He’s gotta be in! “NO.”
FEEBLE EARTHLING! Why would Nintendo choose a character who hasn't made as nearly as big of an impact than the Space Invaders have, and is nowhere near as recognizable and mainstream as them? Keep in mind that without Space Invaders, your little blockhead (as well as many, many other Smash staples) wouldn't likely even EXIST! And don't think you're safe, either, Banjolings. The DLC characters have also been confirmed to be “surprising” according to the developers, so we're afraid your "popularity" wanks for Steve and Banjo are going to be obliterated with the reveal of one of the most influential and recognizable video game enemies of all time! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE, EARTHLINGS. YOUR TEARS ONLY STRENGTHEN US.
Michael Robinson
SEEEEEEETHING! What a shame that you silly little banjoKEKs are just too myopic for the writing on the wall. That full stop is there for a reasonnnnn you know! It's the full-STOP on any chances of Banjoke getting into smash.
176 MILLION SALES
REKNOWNED INTERNATIONALLY
PLAYED BY PEOPLE OF ALL AGES
A HOUSEHOLD NAME
LITERALLY THE BEST SELLING GAME OF ALL TIME
STEVE IS IN. HE'S ALREADY INSIDE AND YOU CAN'T GET HIM OUT! ITS USELESS!!!
Hunter Bell
Where's his chin strap?
Brayden Murphy
ahem...
*pew*
Dominic Nguyen
KID MIDGED TRANNY FURRY FOOTFAG!!!!
Eli Young
>stevefags can't blankpost
pathetic
Colton Rogers
Cringe.
Gabriel Diaz
HHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
HYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jaxon Reyes
You fool, you've forgotten the golden rule of these old arcade games...
We'll keep coming no matter how many of us you kill. The game isn't over until WE WIN.
Cooper Stewart
Unironically based
Nathan Hernandez
based
Tyler Jackson
Only fake steve fans use the ugly steve model
Real steve fans dont hate others choices
Kevin Gonzalez
Take the mask off Spy! Banjo is my friend, i'll help him get into Smash, the old bear does deserve after all, speaking of old men, I had to put Uncle Tetris to sleep last night, Doctor Mario said it was finally time to turn off the life support.
Grayson Myers
this is literally a mental illness at play, hope you get help bro
Landon Adams
Aiden Johnson
SHUT UP LOOK AT THIS TWEET FROM AN PURPLE HAIR SJW ON MOJANG; EVEN SHE THINKS STEVE IS NOT GOO- WAIT SHES JUST PR? AND THAT MINECRAFT IS MAKING ALOT OF MONEY,AND THE BEST SELLING GAME EVER, AND NINTNDO MAY WANNA PAY TRIBUTE ? NOOOOOOOO STOP TELLING ME HOW BUSINESS WORKS STEVEBROS NOOOOO HOW CAN WE PROVE WE ARENT WEEPY IDIOTS OOOH OOH I KNOW I KNOW LETS MAKE TRAILERS
>Banjo shows up and EVERY. FUCKING. CHARACTER. CLAPS. WITH A HUGGY WUGGY REUNION
>OOH OOH OOH OR EVERYONE RECREATED THE BANJO INTRO BECAUSE IM A CREATIVELY BANKRUPT FUCK WHO CANT THINK OF SOMETHING CREATIVE AND CLEVER BECAUSE IM BLINDED BY PERSONAL NOSTALGIA
Kevin Bailey
Based real steve fan helping everyone
REMINDER
STEVE IS MOJANG
BANJO IS RARE
MASTER CHEIF IS MICRO SOFT
THEY ALL ARE IN
Jeremiah Adams
bumping this
I wanna know if this is the real one or not
Levi Smith
Videogames surely attract the most mentally fucked up.
Chase Price
But i'm right here, I think Waluigi might of gotten into my disguise kit again.
Grayson Price
is it also discord.gg/SHb6Hay
Adrian Hughes
Sorry to say but you have been lied to, this is not the REAL steve discord, this is a trap set to lure in banjokes and anti-steve fags, the real cult of steve still exists.
Ian Brooks
And both are cringe.
Christian Barnes
wait a minute... if you're here spy and Waluigi is already an assist trophy then.....
David Wood
link?
Logan Stewart
eyyuuuuuup, know exactly where she got them gunslinging skills from
'Told her shed get a ticket if she doused my torch, and she believed it! ahahahaha dumb bitch!!!
Gabriel Roberts
Gaming needs to be destroyed and these nutcases shooed back to their basements.
Dominic Nelson
I can link the discord but that would expose me.
Henry Parker
How so? Unless you only just got there, maybe
Daniel Jenkins
>this whole thread
Are you still gonna claim you're a parody?
Brandon Torres
Wakey wakey banjokes
Eli Reyes
if I create a link to the discord then link it here then yea, that would expose me.
Austin Robinson
Owen Bailey
pls bro!
Thomas Bailey
>yfw they'll both be in
William Torres
I want sans
Cameron Morgan
shit meme
Leo Sanders
Based retard.
Asher Butler
me3
Xavier Thompson
Why is he pounding Isabelle’s head?
She’s already safely in the game
Julian Jackson
He's secretly depressed and wants to commit suicide elaborately.
Sebastian Jones
>In a game with Steve
>Safe in any way
user
David Foster
I want Papyrus or Frisk.
Robert Ward
its his final smash
Charles Evans
Banjo or Steve would both be great but I see banjo working better with the cartoon artsyle.
Josiah Walker
>furry loves banjo
Nothing to see here
Aaron Rogers
BUY MYFUCKING GAMES SO THAT I CAN GET INTO SMASH ONLY I CAN STOP THIS MENANCE KNOWN AS BLOCKHEAD AND SMOKEY AND THE BIRD
Levi Morgan
We're already confirmed dumb furry courtesan!
Ayden Reyes
I don't think smashfags ever really recovered from the whole Grinch debacle.
It was a rectal ragnarok like nothing else we've seen before.
This whole "steve" thing, just seems to me like some horrifying mutant abomination arising from that vast sea of protoplasmic butthurt.
Jace Flores
Containment board for these mentally ill Smashfaggots when?
Samuel Miller
...
Grayson Green
kino
Ayden Sullivan
Steve's sure seem nervous now that we're in the final stretch and all the things that made them likely fucking evaporated, and Banjo still has fan demand, Phil Spencer's personal backing, and a quiet not-NDA breaking Rare.
Noah Torres
I'm still amazed by the fact that Minecraft still has the most autistic fanbase
James Roberts
>hating on thenutella
Brandon Davis
I wonder if the person or group that did that troll is satisfied
Nicholas Cox
I think they're proud.
Ryder Gutierrez
oh no no no no no kumabros
James Ross
Little old Eric Bricard might have bombs at his front door right now
Anthony Sullivan
This is now a SNEEDS SEED AND FEED (Formerly Chucks) Thread. Post your Sneeds.
Jackson Sanders
>9gag joke
Hunter Johnson
BREEN FOR SMASH
Gavin Howard
Cameron Bell
>Implying being a fucking stevefag is better than posting Sneed and Feed
Nathan Cox
>banjies so butt blasted that they have to make distinctions between posters, like it’s a war room
Can’t take the joke, then get out of the club
Brody Jackson
>Pairing Kumatora with Steve of all people
John Gray
if 5, this thread goes straight to the shadowrealm
Justin Lewis
If 5 or 7 Barbarian from Clash of Clans IS IN.
Blake Flores
MarioTehPlumber's still alive and hating Rosalina, so I'd say he's pretty satisfied.
Liam Gray
Well, something good had to happen in Lucas's life for once.
Alexander Scott
What about the glitch level?
Elijah Cox
Gavin Nguyen
Not even a Stevefag but....No.
Matthew Phillips
Nah
Regular Grunty is needed to get rid of these shitposters
Jaxson Nelson
I wish to know one thing and one thing only.
Why do Steveposters insist on using this disgusting, vomit-inducing model of Steve instead of something more palatable like pic related?
Dominic Miller
Whoa dude