Well, well, look at the high and mighty Altmer. Where's your dignity now, huh? Where's that famous High Elf poise and bearing? You know, my time's almost up. Pretty soon I'll be free, and you'll still be stuck in this rat hole, waiting for your execution. That's right. I heard some of the guards talking. You're going to die in here, "High" Elf! You hear me? You're going to die in here!
Hey, you hear that? The guards are coming... for you! He he he he he
Literally middle school tier writing
It's fun, especially since you get to sneak back in and kill him later.
HEY
YOU HEAR THAT?
THE GUARDS ARE COMING
FOR YOU
HE HE HE HA HA HA
Middle schoolers are better writers than pretentious fags who smell their own farts. I bet if you get some smart norms to poke up into the "patrician literature" so coveted by your kind we'd see an awakening very similar to the backlash against modern art - neurotic abstract rubbish, sometimes literal rubbish, self-inflated in worth by a small clique of circlejerking dogmatists and their ticklish of what their cult considers good vs bad. I bet you hated Gardens of the Moon too didn't you you fucking smarmy weedy armed cunt.
little flavor text like this added a lot to the game
Elves are for rape. Not killing.
Literally "my teacher forced me to read the Great Gatsby during high school" the post
But in the elder scrolls world the orcs are actually elves
No, not really, the writing is just bad.
Also, you're much dumber than you think you are and I wouldn't recommend posting that sort of drivel again if you don't want to be made fun of.
t.
>The Night Mo.... No! No! Guards! Help me! Somebody help! Assassin!
Most satisfying part in Oblivion
~
>click
kill
SO YOU BE SAYING WE WUZ ELVES N SHIEEET?
Goddammit Vicente was really great.
Shut up fag
based
pretty much "I paid for a liberal arts degree" the post
he insults the looks/appearence and is very mean to everyone, except if you play as a Redguard, i never understood that
anyone else install mods by placing them right inside the data folder
huh?
>Wake up, Redguard! Ah, there you are. How do you like your cell, huh? Roomy enough for you? I can't even imagine what it's like for you. No more sunshine, no more open seas. Just a box and a dirty beam of light for the rest of your life. Bet you're glad it won't last long, huh? Oh, didn't you know? No one ever leaves this prison alive! You're going to die in here, Redguard! Die!
>The Orc who is super friendly to you
>The Argonian pair who admit they see you as family
>The Khajit douchebag who turns around at the last second
>Vincent and Lucien
god damn, the Dark Brotherhood was so god tier
In the release version of the game he would call him a nigger
>he uses vocabulary so hes dumb!
You fucking faggots always use this deflection, christ
Also, who the fuck are you even referring to? I can’t even think of a videogame that came off as pretentious writing ever, excluding Yiik.
The writing OP quoted is by no means extraordinary, its just generic crazy dude in a prison verbage
i always wondered as a kid, could you go back and kill this guy? i never did in later playthroughs
low test
i like that book. fuck you
I don't believe you. I think you are telling me lies for your own amusement!
You do it during a dark brotherhood quest
GG is pretentious dribble from an ailing alcoholic. If you want truly good critique of yuppie / rich people culture, then unironically read American Psycho.
I was gonna start that series, why do people hate Gardens of the Moon? Everyone always says the next few books are much better.
>he didn't play the raimi's director's cut
>By the Nine Divines, you're an ugly one. But then, all Redguards are ugly. The most repulsive race in all of Tamriel, really. At least you've got that brutish strength, huh? Must be nice to just rip someone apart like some kind of monster. Oh, but you must be the one Redguard weakling, huh? Captured by Imperials. How pathetic. You're going to die in here, Redguard! Like an animal in a cage!
Post purification DB story broke me.
I really didn’t care of anything just killing. Hell didn’t care much about Lucien dying cause the whole sanctuary died for nothing.
i did and i liked that too. smoke my cock through the zip