He romanced Tali hahahahahahaha

how else would they reproduce? surely you don't believe that brain melding fairy tale.

>60% of Romances were Liara
I just did a playthrough of just that and it makes sense, she's basically the "canon" choice there.
she does in the monastery with the ardat yakshi and her daughters, she can wind up committing suicide or you can stop her.
also if you tried to romance her in 2 and aren't romancing anyone else in 2 or 3 you can romance her in the citadel dlc to a degree

You can romance both (minus Tali in ME1) up until ME3 where you will have to choose

>remaster
would probably be shit
and honestly even the first game holds up well graphics wise except for the planet exploration with the Mako

BIG
BLUE
BOOBIES

Imagine living the rest of your life with these squidwards only for them to forget you 50 years after your death. Thats on some loser shit.

Tali is best girl.

reddit is down the hall and to the left

Oh, you didn't hear? Oh man, they got moved to the basement
Too many noise complaints

>implying anyone will forget space jesus or his dick
I doubt that, Samara only abandons being celibate for you and I doubt space autist Liara would get any afterwards
>when you're so autistic the devs include a line in a dlc making fun of your sheer autism
the absolute state

I want to take advantage of and rape a Quarian girl on Omega.

>Mass Effect 4 happens
>Set several hundred years into the future to avoid a lot of the endings clusterfuck and bullshit their way out of them
>One of your party members is an Asari who is Shepard/Liara's kid
You know its going to happen, right?
Liara is like the only party member who can't die and pretty much the default romance option, not to mention you always end up mind melting with her one way or another for story reasons, so she could have always gotten "accidentally pregnant" that way.

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>ME4
>happening
let it go user
plus you really can't bullshit your way out of the endings. I mean Destroy would obviously work the best and make the most sense (synthesis being some last minute shit they shilled and control just being retarded) but you run the risk of pissing off the third of the playerbase who picked those retarded options.
In terms of the rest of the story it'd be doable I guess, the only thing you'd have to fudge would be the fate of the Krogan, since you can go anywhere from curing the genophage to not only keeping it but wiping out a good portion of the Krogan with a nuke.

Based. i love samara.

>couldn't romance samara in any of the mass effects

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so go back there
Yea Forums is for Tali
redditors can go fuck the blue plot device turd

youtube.com/watch?v=Szm8HQeUGV8

It would be like romancing Judge Dredd

>Set several hundred years into the future to avoid a lot of the endings clusterfuck and bullshit their way out of them
That's not possible without addressing the ending of ME3, and several hundred years into the future is going to be very different depending on which ending you went with.

made for Vorcha cock

Based op. Although "romanced" should be used very cautiously with the space gypsy - she can't even truly love you as a used whore.

Huge blue mating tubes are canon, brah.

*worst
Ftfy

This is the true crime of FagWare.

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>Ali Hillis
how could I not

This. Her voice made Liara, that part shy and part sultry tone, fuggg

>romancing Asari parasites
>romancing humans
Dextro bitches are where it’s at, Quarians and Turians are for human conquest aka dick.

There is only one thing worse than talicancer and that is femtur plague. Consider suicide.

how is he an incel if he got the pussy?

You're missing out on metal-birbs and suit-rats user

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Whores and prostitutes doesn't count.

Despite her milfness, I very much liked the character as a whole right from the recruitment mission. She had interesting dialogue and is very eloquent and soft spoken. Her VA did a great job.