How do we fix horror genre?

You can choose, the sides that aren't visible to us could be even worse for all we know.

100 bucks. They're just bugs, not that bad, and people around the world eat them all the time.

Do I have a guarantee the bugs won't bite back?

How fucking poor are you? Jesus

They still cook them, and even then it's still risky.

Neet life is the greatest, a-am i right fellow 4channers?

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Stick a pinecone up your ass.

I wanna put my dick on that pole haha

The bugs won't but I might ;^DD

Let me fuck the monsters, at the very least let them rape me and give it a fappable cutscene.

You don't. Horror has never been scary and has always been boring as fuck. Only kids are into the genre and retards that are scared at the pictures in their screen.

>the only reason this image doesn't disgust me is because I thought it was a drawing at first

>Doing it for anything less than 5,000
Jesus you guys must be poor.

Yeah man half of the time things are pretty rapeable. Hell you are kind rapeable yourself user. Hey, come here a sec.

can someone explain how and why this happened?

I asked how poor he was, I wouldnt fucking do it for 500 bucks. Even 5000 I would be hard fucking pressed to do it.

really wealthy people would do it for free, because they need no money

This was during the floods in Texas, these bugs are sheltering themselves from the water. Pretty smart for them.

>doing it for anything less than 5,000,000
Jesus you guys must be poor.

>doing it for anything less than 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Jesus you guys must be poor.

probably the funniest post on Yea Forums right now and these retards are replying to it seriously

Really wealthy people wouldnt lick it because they have better shit to be doing. I didnt say I was wealthy, just middle class.

How much you got?

1k and ill make a nice salad out of it

by impregnating your mother. hopefully she gives birth to another horror

>doing it for anything less than 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Jesus you guys must be poor.

Give me 1000 dollars

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>lots of bugs
>area floods
>no ground for bugs to be on
>bugs climb on pole to be on solid ground and not drown

Whats going on in this image? Why are the bugs flooding this pole in the first place?

wan dousend dollos

Racism is a social construct

>doing it for anything more than 0.500000000000000000000
Jesus you guys must be rich.

What did you expect from nu-Yea Forums? this isn't a place for fun anymore it's all crying.

I'd unironically do it for a BTC wallet that has a random number from 0 to 9999.

Wut

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I don't get why people are asking for less than a month on minimum wage, that stuff is so gross, 1k in the grand scheme of things is nothing

Yeah man? Whats up friend?

>compartibly
back to gulag

MLK died so your post could be written

are you really two dumb too figure it out?

10 billion

About 1k IS a month on minimum wage. I make about $3.50 more than min wage in my state and bring home about 1,400 a month before tax.

By making every monsters American

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Gimmie some good VR horror. Already have Exorcist Legion and Alien Isolation.

>Mexico
but how

we live in a society

honestly if done quickly thats the quickest 100 billion i've earned in my life and i'll have the money for the toppest doctors later

Yeah but various anons asked for even less if you look at the replies

for fucks sake user stop making fun of the holocaust

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America= richer mexicans

damn...

>LOOK AT ME I'M RETARDED XD
>YOU CAN'T REPLY TO MY BAIT OR YOU ARE EVEN MORE RETARDED LMAO

Cheap food and booze

They are all Chinese so they can get along.

>LOOK AT ME I GET MAD AT EVERY SHITTY POST ON THIS SITE XDD HOW SMART I AM?

lol what

gay

fuckable monsters etc etc

There should be a horror game where you get eaten by a snake and have to spend the whole story trying to get out in time.

A man of taste.

Enough to not have to work for the rest of my life and cover the medical fees of having to wash out of my system all of the parasites and eggs that are on their backs.
But enough money could fix that I guess.

Holy shit 30.6%, just imagine, that means every third person in this country is fucking fat.

It's worse than that. One in three are OBESE. If you want just overweight, that's even more people, probably the majority.

It's mostly earthworms and beetles from what I can see which isn't that terrible
But fuck putting mu mouth anywhere near centipedes

Jesus Christ what parasites and eggs?
It's just worms, scarabs and a few centipedes on there.

Imagine dumping a couple buckets of water on that pole haha

Those are millipedes. They are friendly and don't bite/sting.

That's what you get when you let the "free marget" and lobbies put anything in your food without any regulations whatsoever. Thanks gabidalism :D

So? Even if we assume it is, that doesn't invalidate it.

t. bug pole

pleb
Do you even know what parasites are? Geez.

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sounds like a lefty thing, seeing as they also seem to have hive minds and insect level of intelligence, fuelled by instinct and nothing more

a gril I'm frineds with recently went to the doctor for a yearly checkup and the doctor told her she was obese
she doesnt look it, shes pretty hot just a little curvy
but based on her height and weight she is technically obese
and shes having a crisis over it
she asked if I thought she was obese and I said well you look good but it wouldn't hurt to tighten up and get some muscle definition
this did not go over well
point is, most people today don't realize what constitutes as obese and think that a normal weight is too skinny

>five octogintaquadringentillion
Fuckin chump change.

absolutely based.
fuck racists and fuck niggers.

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However much I can get out of that deal.

NO FUCKING WAY.

It doesn't sound that harmful but I'm reminded of that story of the guy who dared by his friend to luck a garden slug and ended up with a brain eating, BRAIN EATING, parasite because of it. Who knows what horrific shit I could get form touching that.

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About tree fiddy

fuck I remember that story
cnn.com/2018/11/05/health/man-dies-after-eating-slug-on-dare/index.html
>Australia
of course

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So is the idea that slavery is bad. Hell the only reason why slavery was even seen as a bad thing was because the British Empire decided it was bad, and as they had the money and naval strength to force the rest of the world to stop trading in slaves, the practice died off. It's literally a western imperialist idea imposed on indigenous peoples by the force of arms.

How do they know there’s a flood and they neeed to get to higher ground?

How do they even tell what’s higher ground?

>His mom saying "I always thought my son was invincible, i never thought he'd end up like this"
Goddamnit man

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there is an enemy in darkest dungeon that looks just like this

But is it really bait? THis place has been infested in recent years by virtue signalers and faggots so I can't even tell anymore. That first comment is something you would see on reddit and have 3k upboats

i wonder what noise it would make, if you threw a big rock ontop of that

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Quite possibly the best post on Yea Forums right now.

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>Soon after the diagnosis, Sam fell into a coma, where he remained for 420 days

I bet this looks so much fucking nastier in motion

Hire more screenplay writers in the video game industry.

thing cover pole

i really really like this image

is compartibly supposed to be a word?
t. confused esl

the real word is compatibility

nigger

they're climbing the pillar to get away from the floodwater

nigger's

well if you keep impying its broken we might be able to fix it

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oh god the horror

>Saying "everyone should just chill out and get along" is racist now
This is parody, right?

Doesn’t /pol/ call racism a basic human instinct? You guys are about as decentralized on your opinions as lefties are.

No.

I mean it can't be that different from chocolate-covered insects, right?

The fuck is she dunking the centipedes into?

honestly i'm petrified of centipedes so a few thousand dollars minimum. also you need to suck my dick.

Oh god I thought you were kidding
these are real snacks people eat?

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A mansion with a few hundred acres on the finest land, And i would do it

I mean you can eat bugs, the western world has been pretty sissified when it comes to this, but its doable and probably even good if you don't grow up with that "all insects are icky" mindset.

Yeah, most of them taste kind of like sunflower seeds. It's really not that gross.

Is this how sakura feels like?

It's a naive statement at best and a genuine attempt to avoid consequence at worst. It's like saying "nobody should kill and steal", it's an empty phrase that is idealistic but can't hold up in reality due to many factors.

We need to nuke china fast

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i guess anyone who says they are communist is a racist now

Hey, minimum wage here is $300. Asking for 2 grand is fine.

1 billion USD.

I wrap my tongue with cling film then lick it quickly, then immediately wash out my mouth with a chlorohexidine mouth wash. I then pop several anti-parasite/anti-worm tablets.

serious question here: what is attracting all those bugs? there must be something really good for them to be all togheter like that

>enviromental storytelling

nerve gas

>It's like saying "nobody should kill and steal", it's an empty phrase that is idealistic but can't hold up in reality due to many factors.
And yet, you're a literal braindead retard if you somehow conflate someone saying "Nobody should murder" with enabling people who literally commit murder.

And yet that picture does exactly that, in conflating someone "remaining apolitical" with literal mass murder and police shootings, saying that the latter cannot exist if no one does the former and that's fucking retarded.

SPOILER: Even if everyone is "political", you'll still have police shootings, murders, and people who hate eachother.

It's a flood, they're all up there so they don't drown

Everything a human being will ever do is a social construct.

Okay but how does any of that make it racist? If anything you're just a hippie idiot.

but there must be trees and other things they can use, why they all climbed there?

Seriously, what is wrong with Koreans?

really gets the noggin joggin'

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Satan's urine.

Oh god its gaining sentience

damn... this is true..

That's because you're taking it without the context. The reason that statement gets a rap is because it's used to dissuade or vilify conversations/arguments about racism taking place.

>move towards damp warm eat yummy leaf
They'll be colonising space at this rate.

>virtue signalers
you mean the people who take every opportunity to show how epic and racist and conservative they are?

I like it too

>That's because you're taking it without the context. The reason that statement gets a rap is because it's used to dissuade or vilify conversations/arguments about racism taking place.
No, I'm not.

What you're doing is buying into emotional manipulation that has convinced you that if you don't swallow their ideology hook, line, and sinker, then you are personally responsible for every bad thing that happens in the world, and only if you personally prostrate yourself and whip yourself over ever thinking that maybe this shit isn't that important, then the next time a black criminal gets shot, it'll be your fault.

The fact is that you and your ideological masters are the ones trying to villify any conversation or argument that doesn't directly enable their victim rhetoric and allow them to have more social control over what people can say and think.

Fpbp

because they're all bugs you retard

add some birds and see what happens

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I think you should take a step back and see how emotional manipulated you are by the contents of your own post.

I'm not the one literally blaming myself for slavery, bro.

bugs have more proteins than a steak. I'd eat it for the gainz

You're proving my point, you've already leapt to white victimization just because I've pointed out a statement could be used in other motives, something that isn't even strictly a sjw thing.

How's ramadhan

>mfw I realize bird boo can't melt concrete beams
Attack on Twin Mounds was an inside job!

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>just because I've pointed out a statement could be used in other motives
I'm confused, where exactly did you do this?

That isn't beer mate.

Really wealthy people would be paying 5k to see poor people lick it

you have about 1/5th the intelligence as one of those worms.

Fuck off

As someone from a state in the southeastern portion of the US... most of those bugs look familiar. I dunno how toxic the millipedes are, but you shouldn't eat them. I'd lick across the whole pole for $100 minimum (maybe $50, if I was still making piss-poor pre-college money), but I'd gargle rubbing alcohol afterwards, to be safe.

>looks like a glass of piss/beer
>dunks a centipede in
>instantly boils
what the fuck is in that glass

first place they could reach.

nigger.

All bugs don't live comparably, dumbass.

what happened to that game anyway, is it still on steam?

>chinese/koreans
of fucking course
>she asked if I thought she was obese and I said well you look good but it wouldn't hurt to tighten up and get some muscle definition
a perfectly, rational decent comment
>this did not go over well
it keeps happening. every single time.
I've had a chubby gf but she was in the overweight area, not obese. all she had was big legs and a big ass. BMI's doesn't fuck around I guess

darwinism
that sucks

anti-racists are evil, and the first idea that needs to die is the idea that "racism" is real, that its "evil", that its a scientific fact that all human traits are genetic and luck based inductivist.blogspot.com/2019/05/a-recent-paper-claims-that-human-traits.html and that anti-racists deserve to be shamed until their suicide rate is as high as trannies.