ITT WE LAUGH AT "DEVELOPERS"

ITT WE LAUGH AT "DEVELOPERS"
>MFW THEY WORK 100 HOUR WEEKS FOR LOW TO NO WAGE
>MFW THEY THINK THEY'RE BEING POLITICAL AND "SENDING A MESSAGE" ONLY FOR THEIR GAMES TO GET COMPLETELY SHIT ON ENDLESSLY UNTIL ITS FORGOTTEN
>MFW THEY BROKE THEIR SOULS DURING THE WORK CRUNCH AND ALL THEIR WORK WAS DESTROYED BY SIMPLE MEMES
>MFW THEY'LL NEVER WORK AT ANOTHER STUDIO BECAUSE OF THEIR PREVIOUS GAMES ON THIER RESUMES


AH HAHA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>MFW THEY'RE READING THIS RIGHT NOW AND ARNT REPLYING BECUASE OF HOW HARD THEY'RE S E E T H I N G

MMMM TEARS OF UNFATHOMABLE SADNESS YUMMY YUMMY

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FUCK GAME DEVELOPERS
AND
FUCK JANNIES

This is my kind of post.

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Wow you're pathetic

seething trannydev

Oh no, did OP hit home for you, user?

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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t. "developer"
Hows it feel to get used like a cheap condom faggot?

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> Get exploited by jews to work minimum wage in order to maximize "Investor" return.
> Go on twitter and defend jews against "The Far Right".

Basically Stockholm syndrome.

toasting in epic bread

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I want all game developers to get fucked by the fattest, ugliest, smelliest of men aka smash players!

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For me, it’s laughing at people who went to school for “video game design”

>ugh they only hate the game cause of female mc
Sure, not because of generic as fuck setting, gameplay, story and endless dlc

LMAOOOOO

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Why does Yea Forums think that the drones working 100 hours a week for minimum wage are the ones making the creative decisions? Are you guys all children or something?

SPOTTED THE GAME DEV

>MFW THEY GET FIRED IMMEDIATELY AFTER RELEASE SO THE STUDIO CAN RECOUP COSTS
>MFW ALL THAT WORK FOR NOTHING

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>Yes, I don't care about developers and only pirate games. How did you knew it?

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This thread has said nothing about the creative decisions you mentioned. We’re just laughing at hypocritical ponytailed devs who think they’re Rembrandt because they do a job that will be 99% done by an AI in a few years.

>wageslaving 100hr /wk for an electronic toy

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Redpilled and based user, fuck this tranny developers who want to force their politic in the games.
ND most importantly FUCK. THE. JANNIES. TRANNIES.

fucking shit this pic never fails to give me the heartiest of all keks

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

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god I can't wait for AI animations and AI AI

>they work triple overtime
>for FREE

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are we talking about any specific developers here?

OHNONONONONO

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not as pathetic as u :^)

lol were laughing too because when we all quit then all you neckbeards will have no reason to keep existing

>Learn to program and get BS in CS with honors
>Get an offer from Blizzard for 40k/yr with standard benefits on west coast
>Get an offer from DoD contractor for 103k/yr with great benefits in southeast
>Tell Blizz to fuck off

It's no wonder that games are shit nowadays. They've deluded themselves into thinking the market is "competitive" just because they get a shitload of applicants and can hire desperate greens out of college for peanuts. Meanwhile other industries that aren't AS BIG greedy jew goblins snatch up talent.

Game companies and the fucks that feed into that broken system deserve everything they get.

>n-no i've never blamed sjw shit in games on the entire team that worked on a game, i've always only blamed the directors
Whatever you say user.

MFW THEY'RE UNDER NDA AND CANT COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW MUCH THEIR JOBS SUCK OR THEY'LL GET SUED INTO NON-EXISTENCE

I M A G I N E WORKING A JOB THAT SHIT AND NOT BEING ABLE TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT

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Neckbeards have been making games twice as long as you've been alive zoomer

>Seething one : Insults in one sentence
>Not seething ones : OH NO, GOTTA DEFEND OP'S HONOR
I never got this.

I laugh at any developer that thinks a platformer is a good idea

The market is saturated and your platformers will never top Celeste.

SEETHING DEVS DETECTED
Tell us what games your involved with fags, I bet you wont

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you know the 100 hour workweek thing with rockstar was false right? the claim was about the heads of the company and lead writers who took their work home because they are hyper enthusiastic.

even the low level drones at rockstar get a minimum of 25k a year at the junior positions and barely work more than 40 hours a week.

These threads are not funny, please end yourself!

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>sjw shit
Stop projecting, user, I couldn’t care less about that shit and nothing in my post would say that I do. Keep fellating dev dick.

what?

ONE TICKET TO C O P E NHAGEN PLEASE LMAOOOOO

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Name me some good developers

You do realize that there wouldn't be video games without game devs, yes?

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oh no

Don't forget that working for Blizz means having a tranny as a boss, and special "diversity days" where women and trannies go to party while you do their work.

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best thread on Yea Forums

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Ace thread OP. Cucked devs are losing their shit

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Video games were a mistake

Thanks for starting the obvious
Now fuck off back to Twitter

Yea Forums was a mistake

c o p e

Based

name 1 game that was made by rushed wage cuckdevs that was good

>Be Nomura
>take 10 years to make a game
>it's shit
>take 8 years of sequels, 5 years of actual dev time
>your most anticipated game feels incomplete and rushed

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>western pig thinks we play or look forward to any of their trash

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>he thinks I'm a neckbeard like him
>he thinks Japan can't make better games
>he thinks I just revolve my life around video games
Be prepared to actually work when Trump signs the bill to make microtransactions illegal you fucking cockbite

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Arkane is the only good western developer.

IMAGINE WORKING TIRELESSLY DAY AND NIGHT ONLY TO GET PAID LITTLE TO NOTHING.

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>THEY SPEND YEARS OF THEIR LIVES WORKING ON AAA TRASH ONLY TO GET A SUB 80 METASCORE AND GET THEIR STUDIO SHITCANNED AND LOSE THEIR JOBS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Yeah just wait until devs unionize, games cost over a hundred dollars and the only games that ever get released are ones that will make a gorillion dollars with plenty of micro transactions

I M A G I N E

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BASED
LOOK AT THEM COPING """GAME""" """""DEVELOPERS""""" ITT

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>Get an offer from DoD contractor for 103k/yr with great benefits in southeast

Based terminator programmer.

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Yeah just in America pal, the Japs will still make the better games anyway with or without unions

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Haven't been keeping up with any of this stuff but I enjoy laughing at dumbfucks. Anyone care to sum it up for me?

BUT user, THEY DO IT FOR F R E E.

Go dilate trannydev

>Not seething ones: Willing to type as long as they want because they're having a good time bullying this fag and don't have to worry about letting anything slip
>Seething ones: Types as short as possible to try to hide how angry he is
There ya go, now you get it.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

>knew it
stupid ESL

>unionize
>implying

>the fucking military-industrial complex is more generous than the fucking gaming company
amazing

IF VIDEOGAMES NEVER EXISTED I WOULDN'T BE HERE
IF VIDEOGAMES NEVER EXISTED I WOULD HAVE A STABLE, GOOD PAYING JOB
IF VIDEOGAMES NEVER EXISTED I WOULD BANG A CUTE GF ALL DA LONG
IF VIDEOGAMES NEVER EXISTED MY PARENTS WOULD BE PROUD OF ME
IF VIDEOGAMES NEVER EXISTED I WOULDN'T reply to this or your mother will play videogames in her sleep tonight
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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honestly this makes me want to quit my job. fuck man, not even an sjw, pour hundreds of hours into level creation with workmates, all great ideas shot down by upper management because they dont fit the cancer skyrim algorithmic monetary success model, inevitably fucked over at the end and thrown away and the people i worked hard for, the customers, gamers like me, just spit on my corpse. Fuck gaming, fuck this industry.

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cringe

Veteran user, is learning Java and web dev shit worth it these days? I'm gonna grad soon and since they didn't teach jack worth a damn in my school I'll have to start over.

Also interested. The current practices are at least a decade old. So what's this suddenly about ?

you're welcome to leave, I've been playing vidya for now a majority of my life and quite honestly the world we live in today can't support us.
Long live Vidya bitch

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see

I’m not gonna laugh because they make my hobby fun
Thank you devs
I like video game and you make video game

Quit and make your own game then, nigger.
>gamers like me
>gamers
On second thought, kys.

S E E T H I N G

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Not going to lie, but there are definitely devs out there that are insufferable cunts. Publishers are worse though.

c o p e

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Do it man, the industry sucks and is over-saturated. Experience in programming and computers can get you some damn good jobs but instead you went into the gaming industry. We're spitting on your corpse because you got yourself here.

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facts

we all know OP is a dev who couldn't land a job and it's pissed tho

I, too, wish to pour time into my dream game without listening to sjws, twitter shitters, etc.
Course, even if I make a game I like, doesn’t mean here would like it, so that’s where it falls apart. Plus, I’d have to endure getting bent over and assfucked by a publisher, and I can’t really ignore or dab on them like I can some weirdo on Gamefaqs. But it’d be really cool to make a game, yknow?

make it on your own time and get another job user

wait what did I miss what happened

>Fuck gaming, fuck this industry.
This is a problem with capitalism, but 16 year-old libertarian /pol/kids will deny this.

Non political indie Dev here, it is true. they are seething 24/7 and blame Gamers™ for their failure. They unironically think that people like to play a pixel shit sidescroller about trans poodles of color.
I have cut all ties with those faggots and am a lone wolf dev now and wait for the whole SJW thing to blow over.

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>it's capitalism!
no more like corporatism, they fucking bribed our politicians to make it more of a pain in the ass for smaller business to make it past the niche small town stage

What type of game are you making dude?

>this whole thread
based as fuck

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>Libertarianism punish those who are too incompetent to be anything beyond a snowflake gamedev

What the fuck i love the free market now

EVEN MORE REASON TO LAUGH AT THEM

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Just make porn games or sfm porn, look at how much patreon bucks those sfmfags make with just animating porn, plus they get commission for request to do and shit. Last I check one guy was making 100k a month just to make porn in sfm.

Based
Fuck game developers

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maximum seeth

Now you all finally understand

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I've got bad news user. Arkane has been infested with SJW shit. I'm currently late and this is my last comment on Yea Forums for this morning so no clever link/pic but look it up.

>MMMM TEARS OF UNFATHOMABLE SADNESS YUMMY YUMMY

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Why do VA get residual pay and not everyone else?

I know I'm clinging to bait but just an fyi for anyone who might care.

Are some devs complete political message sending faggots? Yes.

Many of them have no say in the final product nomatter what it is though. Sometimes even the team leads, project managers, hell even program managers don't get a say.

A lot of the time it ends up being CEO or some higher ups that have no fucking clue how their product works that decide they want this sort of thing.

TLDR devs are by majority code monkeys with no say. But yeah even if they have no say, just as many can be faggots as anyone else.

dilate

jokes on you faggot the best games were made years ago and were made and will continue to exist without you :^)

fucking BASED

I piss on Bioware's grave

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change job than faggit

shut up and make good games again faggot

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>Reddit spacing

>corporatism
No such thing, it's always been this way, since Capitalism conception the rich/powerful have sought to influence the market in their favor.
It doesn't punish, it just distributes the wealth to fucking suits who add cancer and mtx bullshit and incentive devs to prioritize making money over good gameplay mechanics.

SEETHING TRANNIES LOOOOOOOL

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>since Capitalism conception the rich/powerful have sought to influence the market in their favor.
whoah...... wtf i hate capitalism now....

>developer posts their opinions
>developers demand to be taken seriously
>developers do anything with their twitter other than promote their games

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Dumbass college marxist, Capitalism just means that people have to compete to get on the top.
The problem is that people on the top are fucking cheating by lobbying the government to make laws that fuck over the little guys.

HAHAHAHAHAHA
that's all you have to say huh? no explanation no reasoning, just pathetic
figures, stay mad dev

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>Mad gamedev blaming anyone but himself

COPE

>he thinks anything released today is worth playing or will be worth playing in 10 years

LMAOKKKKKKKKKK

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FUCK BASEDDEVS
FUCK TRANNYFAGS
FUCK GOYJOURNOS

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>You do realize
You really need to go back

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>tfw all these developers endure such shitty work hours and conditions just to see their game flop
>mfw I can't even remember what company or game had a strike or controversy recently because I care so little
>mfw pirating games or buying preowned ones years later

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just make a good game than you incompetant fuck

they're wouldn't be fast food and easy shopping without these suits milking the maximum from us while we get the bare minimum
does that give them the right to do so?

I thought USA outsourced most of their code monkey business to India for peanuts