ITT: Games to which time has not been kind
>Love a game as a kid, think it's great and looks gorgeous
>come back after 10-15 years to replay it
>It's clunky, boring, slow and ugly as fuck
What game was it for you, Yea Forums?
For me, it was Oblivion
ITT: Games to which time has not been kind
Eli Wood
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Ryder Lewis
She would look much better if she was thicker. She looks like a god damn skeleton.
Hunter Bailey
She looks like shit because she's underweight in the right picture
Time hasn't been kind to the entire ps3/x360 gen
Brody Wright
Kingdom hearts
Adam Allen
>underweight
this is what amerilards actually believe
Alexander Torres
I remember how Resistance: Fall of Man was such an awesome demo game for a new HD television when it was released.
But now? It looks dull and drab with its brown/grey colored world, the level design is just generic ruined towns or tunnels, and shooting feels janky and unresponsive. Even some of 6th gen console shooters feel more fresh today, despite the fact that FPS genre usually isn’t kind to older games (besides of some exceptions like Doom, that relish in their simplicity).
Logan Roberts
Resistance was just Sony thinking "oh fuck we need a shooter for the PS3, let's make a Gears/Halo ripoff"
Jayden Morris
It’s also especially funny when you consider how Halo 3 came out within a year of Resistance’s release, being the better game in every possible way. More varied level design, more responsive controls, far better movement and mobile gameplay, looks better by actually having colors and lighting effects that still look good...
On the other hand, Resistance 3 was actually good and I’d even call it underrated, but yea, it’s overall certainly one of the weakest Sony exclusive series.
Jack Martin
Max Payne
Wyatt Green
seems like she's not a skeleton anymore thankfully
also, dark souls 1 i guess
it's still a nice game, but the mechanics just feel really outdated
Jonathan Jones
>what are red dead redemption 1, bioshock, batman: arkham asylum, halo 3, bayonetta
im a skinny europoor and she does look sickly(could just be the light though). It doesnt necesessarily have to do with weight but yeah she also looks a bit too thin
Henry Morales
she was born for refugee cock
Ethan Adams
fuck off
Robert Baker
Sure she's skinny but not underweight. She just has weird proportions. Her shoulders just don't fit the size of her face
Colton Bailey
qt
Robert Torres
No that is what medical science believes. Fact: Women need more body fat % than men to be healthy. Obviously that doesn't mean they need to be obese but it does mean the ignorant normie standards that women should be slimmer than men is bunk. Women have a key biological role that men do not and their body evolved with this in mind, if you aren't meeting your body's needs you will be unhealthy whether that is overweight or underweight.
Mason Murphy
Thief Deadly Shadows
Jack Murphy
She's a babe in both.
Carter Moore
Memes aside, she IS underweight. If you think she isn't, then you might just have some serious mental issues.
Lucas Richardson
Just imagine how many universal executives went through her. The german music industry is worse than fucking japans idol shit.
Andrew Ortiz
Neck theory.
Carter Mitchell
look at her arms in the left image and look at her arms in the right
she is clearly underweight in the right and a few extra pounds would literally fix everything "wrong" with her appearance (more so as a reflection of health) and doesn't really have anything to do with age
Oliver Morgan
a woman at 18% looks like a man at 10% because of where they store it
Samuel Sanchez
Physiology is suggesting that low enough BF for pausing menstruation is of youthfulness (saving eggs, even though it's possible making more).
Hormonal balances (for women, lowering estrogen, increasing GH and T; and for men, decreasing DHT, and increasing GH and T) are huge for mood, clarity / motivation / QoL …
Luis Moore
She was really cute at eurovision but I bet her personality is obnoxious
Ian Taylor
They can be 20% or so. A man should never be over 15%
Michael Howard
neck is too long, would not bang.
Christopher Martinez
b-but she's a gaymer and did promo events for bethesda in the past
one of us!
Jackson Smith
This doesn't look like a general health recommendation for the average human, at best it looks like an alternative for folks with unique health needs. I definitely wouldn't see a doctor recommending a healthy female pausing menstruation for "youthfulness". First of all youth's usefulness lies in improved fitness and healthy reproduction why would interfering with healthy bodily processes be an advantage, as the years come so does the environmental toll( i.e radiation) on the body, older eggs/sperm are less healthy than younger ones, best biological time for women to breed is when they are young nature knows this, men's bodies know this.
Second of all you have to be careful when adjusting natural levels of GH and T in a healthy human while both are important nature strikes a great balance and there are serious consequences to disrupting that balance specially long term.
Ayden Young
Thief wasn't that great to begin with imho, it's just that it had one really great level.
Michael King
Shes pretty thin and I actually like thin girls, looks better on the left.
Parker Peterson
simply aren't producing more eggs. There are further aspects of eternal youth (full nutrition, etc.) – but even increasing GH is worth replacing carbs with protein (promoting) and getting into hypoglycemia, etc.
>adjusting
What a vague assertion.
The "full nutriments" aspect includes proper antioxidants (Sangre de Grado and astaxanthin), et al., so increasing those hormones is … even more beneficial.
Liam Jenkins
Well she's a musician so a certain level of narcissism is to be expected.
Brody Allen
just look at the difference, she was definitely underweight 2 years ago
Adam Reed
Guild Wars 1 was way uglier than i remember it
Ian Nguyen
>The "full nutriments" aspect includes proper antioxidants (Sangre de Grado and astaxanthin), et al., so increasing those hormones is … even more beneficial.
It's like when cooking something when it gets too dry you add more water, cooking is simple but the human body is complex. This is the kind of stuff that needs to be thoroughly scientifically tested to see if the benefits outweigh the downsides in the long run.
Julian Williams
All flash games.
WHY SIS YOU DIE SIFT HEADS, WHY?
Bentley Hernandez
Josiah Perez
GW2 looks nice though, although the game is shit
John Miller
Morrowind only got better with age for me.
Skyrim & Oblivion both aged like shit.
Luke Richardson
… You're projecting downsides.
Jacob Cooper
I had the opposite effect with Spyro. I was fucking amazed how well it held up, even graphically.
God her song was so fucking annoying. They played it fucking 10 times a day on the radio. Fuck her stupid voice and that dumb song that she didn't even write. It wasn't even written by a German. Hell it wasn't even written by a person who knew what Eurovision even is.
This years winner is one of most based winners we ever had though. He's so humble and normal and wrote most of the song himself. He's also really CUTE
Kek
I fucking love Brosnan posting
Bentley Roberts
Wew I fucked that spoiler up
Also I thought of something that was way clunkier than I remembered: Rollercoaster Tycoon 2
I have no idea how I managed to build fairly complex rollercoasters as a kid. Shit's fucking complicated
Luis Carter
>it wasn't even written by a person who knew what Eurovision even is
you make it sound like that's a bad thing
Josiah Perry
RDR1, Bioshock and Bayonetta are good but keep Batman and Halo
This. The 7th gen was easily the worst one.
Jose Thomas
>Hallo, Maxi.
Josiah Bailey
>DUDUDUDU
Parker Hall
It is. It's the definition of soulless. Soulless things shouldn't win Eurovision. It's about countries representing themselves musically, not "who can shit out the most successful song no matter how or where it comes from".
Gavin Sanders
>tfw her nudes leaked
Jordan Kelly
Weren´t those just shots from some shitty TV-program she acted in before she was famous?
Bentley Martin
no, a while later her actual nudes were leaked after someone hacked (or stole) her phone
Matthew Bailey
God bless that man
Aaron Powell
eurovision is inherently the most soulless thing to ever be on TV
none of the """musicians""" are even remotely relevant
Oliver Thomas
They don't need to be relevant though. I'd rather see talented but not well-known people represent their country than some faggot celebrities who are full of themselves.
Gavin Russell
>talented
ah yes, like that fat israeli SJW who won last year
the voting is 90% political anyway
Luis Fisher
bros... we need to call THE architect...
Ethan Thomas
Pokemon. I loved it as a kid, but as I grew up its glaring flaws became apparent. "Nintendo is for babies" is an insult that gets thrown around a lot and it largely isn't true, but Pokemon absolutely is a children's game. You have to be a kid that doesn't know any better to enjoy the absolute dogshit tier gameplay. The only redeeming quality of the series is the pokemon universe itself.
Nathaniel Peterson
Explain how this years voting was political, then.
The fat jew girl has a fantastic voice though, it's just that the song was retarded. Everyone who knows one or two things about singing can tell that she has absolutely impressive control over her voice, even the high notes.
Camden Hughes
laff
laff
laff