What are some serious gamer girl red flags, Yea Forumsros?

>im a gamer girl
red flag
>i like to play video games
green flag

there's nothing irrational about being distrustful of people and women. Women are practically promoted to treat you like shit if you can't read their minds

This. This post is 100% true and you should thank this scholar and gentleman for sharing it with everyone here.

>Small talk with girl at work during downtime
>She's says she likes my shirt
>It says PlayStation in Kanji and has the PSone symbol
>Top tier woman repellent
>Uhh thanks
>Yeah I remember playing Diablo II with my dad on the original PlayStation growing up
>Diablo II didn't come out on the original PlayStation. Only Diablo 1.
>Fake gamer girl alarm goes off
I know she is a woman and can't help but tell lies, but she could obviously tell I am in fact a gamer, why test my knowledge? Away with you

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she may have made an honest mistake in naming the game instead of actually lying, at least she's being friendly with you

>she never went to a gamer party

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Is she a real gamer if she doesn't know that Diablo II was not released on the Sony PlayStation or even the PlayStation 2 for that matter? Nay I say.

Alternatively, she actually did mean Diablo 1 and thought of 2, since no one really thinks about 1 beyond butcher memes.

You put too much faith in these harlots silly user. Be wary of the sirens call my friend.

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She breathes.

>Zelda, Spyro, Skyrim
These are the main ones.

I'm talking with this girl who's cute but acting kinda way too obsessed with me. She keeps drawing us in chibi versions going in dates and stuff (and also drew me as a catboy with a collar on), asked me to sing for her then recorded it and listened to it so much she memorized the lyrics of the song. The file was named love.mp3. She also asks me to stay in calls with her so she can fall asleep and she keeps saying my name in this weird puppy voice whenever we're in a call. Also wants me to send my used clothing to her.

Are those red flags? I honestly find these adorable and don't bother with it at all. I'm kinda obsessed with her too.

Y'all two sound insufferable as fuck

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No bro it's all good, just enjoy the ride.

how long have you known her
smells like bpd, if she starts hating you for no reason get the fuck out

they're red flags but if you enjoy it who gives a shit
it's not like you're marrying her

Could turn out bad if things don't work out.

She's trying to trap you user just fuck her and leave. Absolutely wear a condom and punch her in the stomach before you leave. Don't fall for her trickery

Hm, that reminds me of something

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what's irrational about it
both "gamers" and "gamer girls" are disgusting people

smelly, overweight fucks that have to parade their fandom 24 hours a day like drug addicts
none of them have their shit sorted

>implying """gamer parties""" exist
have yet to see one, hear about one, or even see flyers from my uni about this. highschool too.

>she identifies as a gamer
>dyed hair
>mental illness, usually paired with above for a dead give away
>she basically only plays mobas/"""narrative stories"""" like tell tales
>twitter/tumblr

Its cute now because it seems quirky, and all in all my man you're likely inexperienced with dating are letting infatuation get ahead of you. I've been there, sure hundreds of thousands of other men have been there too.

Its not normal for someone you met online especially to go about requesting used clothes from you, draw some fictional life together, and demonstrate clingy/obsessive behavior the way she is. Its behavior that will develop deep issues for you both down the line.

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Share one of the chibi pictures

Do it.

Theres literally nothing irrational about it and infact its actually smarter to, if not hate, atleast be distrustful of women. They have literally evolved to be manipulative and treat you like less than dogshit if they think they can do better in even the slightest way. Trust me I used to be like you, I scoffed at men who were distrustful of women, but then I had multiple personal experiences with them and realized a good 95% of them are just awful. Its not their fault, like I said they were evolved to be like that.

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lmao

Ill wait till morning fucker, do it

Women that in relationships with me have almost universally fucked my life over, between one lying to my face on a consistent basis and threatening suicide when I said I was leaving, to another being borderline abusive in the opposite direction of being super fucking catty and thinking she needed to 'reform' me when I was pretty fucking 'lax and had a job I was working on top of college makes me inherently mistrustful of about 95% of women. There's about one or two that I can actually call my friends, I don't hate them across the board, but fuck the vast majority of shallow cunts.

>she ironically says she’s a gamer girl while making fun of the ‘don’t hit on me silly boys’ line
Nice flag

>Women that in relationships with me
Fuck, I'm retarded sometimes. Women that were in relationships with me. *

no u

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unironically this

you will fuck

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Let's go my dude. Need to see this thing.

>Red flags
They don't shower ever day
They've got more guy friends than girl friends
Owns an Xbox One
Has orbiters
Twitch streaming with facecam that covers almost half the screen

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Where can I find a girl like that? Imagine the sex.

>shower every day
You have dry skin and shitty hair.

>dyed hair
unless it's not a natural color dying your hair is perfectly fine
though the rest of your points works both ways desu especially the guys that dye their hair bright rainbow colors like green or blue, it's the easiest way to spot a fuckboy

Sounds like a psychopath.

Did I say shampoo every day? No you smelly cunt.

gr8 b8 user

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take shorter showers nerd stop crying like a bitch and don't forget to wash under your tits

Let us see.

Every other day is way better for your body.
Dont be retarded. Only niggers wash everyday.

>post yfw you're a nigger

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red flags with """gamer""" guys?

>Only niggers wash everyday.
Niggers DON'T wash, faggot, the fuck are you on about?

playing online with them and it being a pleasant experience

it's a trap, girl

you're gonna get scissored

it's so fucking hard to be a gamer these days

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Just lurk Yea Forums more you'll find out.

>get to hook up with a girl gamer after being a her carry in several games and watch her streams

>Will opt to watch a let's play instead of playing the game himself if he has any interest in it.
>Doesn't play games with friends or rarely does. (Doesn't apply if the person doesn't have any.)
>Posts that ironic 'gamers hate women and minorities' shit because haha le funny epic meme
>Unironic waifufaggotry
>Basic ass taste, either on one extreme with Mario and Zelda, or the other extreme with CoD and other FPS games.
>Sticks to one genre of game.

Rule 37, faggot.

Its not natural to dye your hair period. Theres nothing natural about it, but yeah that was mostly targeted to the neon hair bullshit.

i need the normie red flags i already know the Yea Forums red flags
>says nigger
>posts about dark souls
>caps
>opts to have console loyalty
and that reminds me of another red flag with both genders
>they stream
it's mostly the crayola hair that is a big red flag for anyone

By "professional help" you mean a hooker right?

Why do guys beg for slob gfs but when they get one they can't stand them?

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being fat ruins your brain user
it's why Yea Forums is so autistic

>i need the normie red flags i already know the Yea Forums red flags
Alright. I've gotcha.
>CoD/Battlefield/The Division/Destiny/Looter-Shooter or Battle Royale of the month.
>Doesn't play games with any other art style other than 'realism'.
>Bad taste in games in general (gachashit and mobile games included).
>'Dark Souls is the hardest game ever and I only play FromSoft games' (Normalfags do this shit too because artificial bragging rights)
>Enjoy reboots more than the originals, and games that are solely triple-A 'game of the year' bait. (DmC, Nu God of War, Last of Us, etc.)

>shootie boys or hunger games with guns
figured
>realism
terrible trash boys
>gacha/mobile
okay real talk gonna mini rant:
>spending money on gambling for characters you might not even get
>restrictive gameplay that's based on numbers and not strategy
>some games incorporate p2w as their main strategy for getting the best gear or characters
>muh virtual waifus
FUCK gacha it ruined my last relationship anyways back to the list
>dark souls is hard because it's from this developer and i'm right
never understood these types of people
>enjoys the reboots and goty bait
there's a few good ones but generally i stay away from reboots myself so i guess that's right on the money
remakes > reboots btw

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dilate

I haven't had a PC that defaults external HDDs to D: in 20 years.
I think no computer made after the 90s does that, or ever has, considering disc drives, physical or otherwise, have always taken up that slot.

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i've already explained all that i could i'm not gonna start writing an essay about fuckboy fake gamers

Because they don't want a real slob, they want an anime "slob".
Which means a perfectly healthy, smooth and functional girl above 8/10, but that will also always want to be indoors and play videogames, never challenging you with personal achievements or bothering you to get out of the house.

But, huh, she has circles under her eyes and her perfect hair is a bit wavy, what a slob ahah!

if shes on twitch, 99% she's an attention whore looking to milk betas

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you forgot the biggest one of all: dota/league
dont interact with these people

Ahegao face was a mistake.

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be my gf

200%*
no

Sounds like an annoying bitch
It seems quirky and fun now, but in three years when you actually have to be responsible and pay bills with her she'll seem like a lazy cunt to you

roastie whore

>Gamer gurl
>Dyed hair
>Unironic ultra left wing/commie political ideas
>Masturbates to gay porn "Ironically"
>Does shitty tumblr art of herself in much more interesting scenarios than her actual life
>Only games she plays are MOBAshit and Overwatch
>Self harm scars
Every time

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smeg dick
anyone that self-harms is autistic plain and simple

yes, pls let me drink your gamer girl piss

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This picture reminds me of that one Touhou doujin artist who had really bad manface syndrome but still keeps drawing them as females.

>tfw spend a bunch of my free time reading untranslated VNs in nip and my expectations of what a real woman is like hasn't been fucked up yet.
I get the fantasy, but it makes me sad to see people get fucked when they find out that nobody is like the anime girl you described.
All the media they've consumed has trained them to think of gfs as basically 8/10 pets that love you like a dog but you can fuck them too.
Then the propaganda turns out to be a lie and they can't handle it.
They snap and hate all women or just end up hating themselves. Sometimes both.
You see the same shit with 50's america cereal box depictions of life.

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Tis a joke
Jojo?

Should I be glad I'm none of these?
But I do play dota2 and tabletopsim

This guy? Everyone makes fun of him but I always liked his stuff.

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Women are parasitical vermin that have never contributed absolutely anything to human society they merely destroy every single thing they fucking touch and i'm sick and tired of this.
All women are subhuman vermin incapable of loyalty, rationality or basic human decency and it's about time they get what they deserve, They all deserve to be raped, dismembered and skinned alive, melted in acid and beaten until every single bone in their bodies is broken without any exception regardless of age, looks or race. Women are the fucking reason why biological life shouldn't exist, i hate these disgusting things so much that i even beat the fuck out of my mom and nearlyc hoked her to death last week when i ran out of SSRIs, i'm at the point where i would only feel happiness if a toddler had a fucking hot iron cramemd into it's cunt.
Go ahead and call me an incel one more fuckign time you stupid pieces of shit, you're only playing into their hands. I'm sick and tired of the bullshit traditionalism also, all of these whores need to be exterminated it's fucking illogical that parasitical leeches have the right to ruin the lives of men.

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