Artifact Thread

youtube.com/watch?v=S5qyqUE9dW4

they arent raiding shit, its just people streaming movies and shows and porn. basically turning twitch back into jtv.

A popular streamer named Nymn sometimes goes to look at the Artifact game directory to laugh at the view counts for it being so dead
Some time this week a viewer told him to go look at it again, and that viewer was streaming a meme image for him to see
More and more people have done it for the streamer to look at, then it eventually just blew up into its own thing

Operation Kill Twitch
Phase One: Co-conspirators

I'm surprised the TTGL stream is still alive

twitch.tv/artemisfact I have no fucking idea what I'm doing but I think I'm streaming Seaartifact 2021

why tho? Just woke up

BASED

>got banned for streaming anime
>literally 5k other people streaming random garbage

what the fuck I didn't do anything, why me

AYAYA

Don't know if it still works but stream under Artifact Red-X. That was the category that let an entire episode of shoujo ramune get streamed and got no ban

You didn't unlist the stream after getting too many like all the other ones

Because Artifact is so dead, that it lets lesser popular/not-Ninja streamers actually get folks.

Kinda like that one Streamer that used "Sex Education" or whatever for a category/game.

because fuck it, every time someone gets banned they just make a new account in 2 minutes and start streaming again.

twitch.tv/bokunoartifact2
thank me later boys

>gaki banned again
JANNIES

twitch.tv/jannies_btfo84

FIGHT THE POWAH

>stream of someone loading guns and talking about shooting his school up
WHO THE FUCK INVITED /r9k/?

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THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF SHARTIFART

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TTGL is back

/jannies_btfo84

>Twitch mods banning people who are VIEWING the streams now

>Gurren Lagann goes down at the end of every episode, right as the ED kicks in every time

THERE'S A FUCKING SHOOTER STREAMING

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Can you prove that?

Mate.

Artifact is literally heralding us into the GOLDEN AGE of twitch. Based Gaben keeps getting away with it.

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM twitch.tv/couldcarelessccl

How do I unlist my stream? About to start playing Euphoria at
/jannytrannie

twitch.tv/literallypiracy

SHREK 1 JUST STARTING

Tryhard faggot.

link

Holy shit these streams are kino. This brings back memories of justin.tv before smartphones and social media and normalfaggotry.

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Shooter's stream taken down just as soon as he talks about his plan. What the fuck is going on?

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>Bible Black stream
Nice

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MORE BOKU NO PICO

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new police stream!

twitch.tv/artifact_police_edition1

more live pd
twitch.tv/artifact_police_edition1
doggo edition

I-FUCKING-MAGINE BEING THE TWITCH JANNIES RIGHT NOW

twitch.tv/artifactisthebest

BIBLE BLACK

RESTORE PRISON STREAM SOMEONE
WE'VE GOT EXACTLY TO THE 2ND EPISODE

JOIN THE TTGL STREAM, WE ARE CLOSE TO THE ENDING

/jannies_btfo84

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Anyone wanna watch My name is earl kino? Ill get it up and running

Instead of working on my finals that is due tomorrow, I just stayed up watching all this shit happening

God bless you all

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TWITCH MODS LITERALLY ON SUICIDE WATCH

twitch.tv/bokunoartifact3

I dunno, I'm just watching streams. Generally you want to unlist and then maybe hop games until you lose viewers and start over again

>XXXTentacion tribute stream has been up for the past 3 hours while everything else including lasagna making stream got suspended

>Twitch axing Bible Black stream
A bunch of gays at twitch

God yes

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based

twitch.tv/bokunoartifact3
here we go again boys

>ttgl dies as viral fight is happening
fuck offff

twitch.tv/destroyer_of_jannies

/destroyer_of_jannies

discord.gg/uzGbmx

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So today we've had
>all kinds of porn
>futa and trap hentai
>endgame streams
>malcolm in the middle
>multiple other movies
>furry
>loli and shota
>NZ shooting
>someone loading guns and talking about shooting up his school
>Terry A Davis
>literal circlejerk
>and then that one guy actually playing Artifact
Good night everyone

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The virgin twitch mod vs the CHAD TTGL STREAMER

twitch.tv/destroyer_of_jannies

FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK THE POWAH

TETSUOOOOOO

RIP OPM stream, you will be missed

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>Yea Forums literally emulating the spirals as they fight against the anti-spirals
>everyone is going to go absolutely ballistic come the final episode and the twitch jannies won't be able to do anything about it

Is there a more kino way to watch TTGL?
You're fucking drilling the heavens with Simon.

twitch.tv/loligram

Streaming NHK til ban city

is that duelyst game still around. someone should remake PSO episode 3

>children off topic stream
>men actually play artifact

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>they keep taking down Boku no Pico
Twitch mods confirmed fags

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HENTAI OVER AT twitch.tv/jannytrannie

ABSOLUTELY BASED

DIVIDED WE ARE FAGGOTS.

UNITED AS ONE WE ARE A TEAM.

>flcl stream
kino

Just stream TTGL in fallout or anthem

this has the old internet feel.

>akira stream taken down just at the end
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

the artifact gameplay in the corner makes it.

he cute

They took down Akira right at the end wtf

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twitch.tv/bokunoartifact4

>Terry stream still up after 8 hours

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>3dpd feet stream gone
>2d feet up
twitch.tv/take_them_down
based

we cant let the anti spirals win

subs suck switchin to inu x boku

so this is the power of NEETs and autism
have sex btw!!

this.
based gabe literally reviving old internet culture

>twitch.tv/take_them_down
sauce

These past two days have been way too comfy Yea Forums.

It brings me back to a simpler time.
Will we ever go back to the old days?

UNLIST YOUR STREAMS WHEN THEY HIT 300 VIEWERS TARDS

You're doing god's work

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>Will we ever go back to the old days?
Aside from fleeting times like this, no. Cherish it while you can anons.

Every time I scroll through the list and see Terry Davis still there I feel better.

twitch.tv/artifact_police_edition2
come watch some live pd

>not watching the Aikatsu stream
plebs the lot of you

nope
enjoy these fleeting moments while they last

Miru Tights

what is that spooky stream about

>Shrek stream Is gone

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NIGGERS TELL ME HOW THE FUCK DO I UNLIST MY STREAM

This

I have been watching movies all day on 1 unlisted one. Just post the links here and unlist.

twitch.tv/bokunoartifact5

NaM :point_right: :door:

Fuck they killed aikatsu again

who the hell do you think i am

rip #2 for Kaiji, and it was getting to the climax too

/worst_at_artifact unlisted nichijo

/NotEuphoria1

BASED EUPHORIA user

twitch.tv/thatguywhocamps123ke
AA2's back bois

empty your category then update in dashboard then i live.

This is fucking awesome.

This shit should become a weekly event where anons just stream shit. Way more fun than regular twitch

I saw one of a dude banging someone in a furry suit, I quickly closed it before finding out the gender of the furry suit

>switched to mosque shooting
kek

twitch.tv/jannieslayer_v2

FIGHT THE POWAH

/jannieslayer_v2

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jannieslayer_v2

Reminder

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God why hasn't anyone made a Yea Forums equivalent of twitch yet? This shit is genius.

Even better than jtv.

Because it's ill eagle

Why haven't we made our own streaming service?

dlive basically has little to no moderation from what I've seen, could probably do it there

twitch.tv/bokunoartifact6

twitch.tv/weirdchampest
ALMOST HEAVEN

Copyright strikes mostly

You'd have to deal with paying for bandwidth, copyright, and illegal content. If you dont moderate it, you get in trouble for other peoples content.

Imagine being a Twitch jannie and actually having to ban streams all day.

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the marble stream is pretty cool

HONK HONK

Damn I want to stream Haiyore! Gaben-san but I'm having a test rn

Serious answer? You need a legal representation in some country that does not give a single shit about EU or US laws.
Then you need to buy there hosting/platform services and build your own streaming shit

Someone stream the movie you know the one

God damn this shit takes me back

twitch.tv/loligram
anime tank girls

Artifact isn't all that bad of a game. Issues with it
>monetization
It's what everyone loves to jump to immediately. It's the cheapest one of them all, but yet the entry barrier is also the highest of them all. Valve is also in such a luxurious position that they could have just sold foil packs and let people grind for non-tradable regular packs. It'd be a different story if that was the case.

>Game length
Average game was like 30-40minutes which is insane for a digital card. Especially when they plan(ned) on releasing it for mobile(including cost).

>The small random cards
Cheat death? Whatever the card called where you had 50% chance to survive a killing blow were things that needed to go. Speaking of random

>Random lane placements
I think this was 'fine', but then playing kana which made the problem apparent of how much better it would be if you could control the lanes the creep spawn.

>Random attack directions
This made the game feel awful, because you could easily lose hard if for some reason 3 dudes all attacked the same 1 card.

Beyond that the game was a solid card game, unironically.

???
get the fuck out of here
off topic bullshit

I got banned right at the middle of shoujo ramune ep2, unfortunately, tho i streamed 3 episodes of to love ru, other artifact streams and the entire shoujo ramune 1 without a ban

on a sunday no less

twitch.tv/hobzburto
dubbed animus

>Already deleted in a minute

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>that one chad actually streaming artifact gameplay

you have ten seconds to prove why this lad isn't fucking BASED
probably fucks his girl on the side

Shoujo Ramune with the lads was a good time, thanks mate

yung_tenshii

unlisted and going for 5 hours

bring back the viva la bam stream

he only has that much viewers because his host sound is sex sounds so everyone's hosting him

streaming games makes you gay
streaming anime makes you based
streaming ricardo's beautiful dancing ass over and over again through bans makes you godtier

nah, i thank everyone that showed up for the sub 30 people stream with shoujo ramune, it was way better before people started spamming the discord.
Shoujo Ramune ep1 and To love ru was comfy

Twitch staff is pumping adderall now given the bans they pump out by the minute. Wonder how long they can keep it up.

>dubs

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>One guy has a speedrun watch called "banned from twitch"

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Why hasn't Twitch done something to just close that game tab down and get all the streams off? Are they under some contract by Valve that it has to stay up always?

Is this the fall of twitch? Once the big news outlets report this it's going to cascade into a shitshow of degeneracy across the entire site.

Oh shit Tim Buckley is playing Artifact twitch.tv/artifactluvr86

The Chernobyl stream is so based.

I guess its time for me to sleep. This has been quite the birthday.

Good night and god bless you all. Best threads of 2019

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Ruby Rollers all day

>wanted to play some video games and get some reading down tonight
>instead I have to refresh the artifact page once every minute to see what these glorious shitposters will stream next

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Addendum, should i make a new burner account to finish Ep2?

/NotEuphoria2

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>All those big name streamers losing their only source of income
Would be really funny desu

Happy birthday!
Have a good sleep

>Christchurch shoothing streamer has over 250 viewers

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twitch.tv/aristorien1096
OH NONONONO

You glorious bastard

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dabon_jannies_

THE FRIENDS CHRISTCHURCH VID ON TOP LMAO

twitch.tv/dabon_jannies_

FIGHT THE POWAH

>he wasn't here when it literally trended on twitch

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/dabon_jannies_

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I FUCKING DAB ON JANNIES GRAVES

>ded already

aaaaaaand it's gone

How did the meme of using artifact for movie / TV streams start?

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...

Is it finally time we move to a different game?

K I N O
I
N
O

That power...
How can we defeat the Jannies?

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>all those retarded streamers and e-celebs collectively losing their jobs

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
WHAT I WOULD GIVE FOR TWITCH CANCER TO DIE

>That one guy streaming literally just a video of me
What the fuck, why is twitch not banning him?

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Use dark mode you autist

The anthem stream on top has been streaming movies for like 8 hours. If everyone flooded Anthem and Fallout 76 the jannies would lose it.

Watching stuff shows with other people is surprisingly comfy.

twitch.tv/jannies_reeeeeeeeee23

FIGHT THE POWAH

>tfw no boku no pico stream anymore
It's literally my only excuse to watch that stuff somebody stream

Top Gear is doing the the best special right now
twitch.tv/clarksonartifact

/jannies_reeeeeeeeee23

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The guy streaming LOTR is jumping games. When they were in Moria's Mine it was Runescape and when the Balrog appeared, he changed it to Diablo

>m.twitch.tv/artifactfuns
>dubbed FLCL

Dropped

The Sunday before Memorial Day, too.

So, we move to Anthem basically?

>just watching malcom in the middle while my dog sleeps nearby
peak comfy

discord.gg/KtZdR4a

DONT BELIEVE THIS LYING FAG

Can someone enlighten me about Artifact? Was it bad, or did it just not bring anything new? It simply looks like MtG to me, and not at all different from Hearthstone.

worst_at_artifact nichijou going strong for a while now

How long has this going on? This is amazing

>dead in 2 minutes
Time go to to Anthem. Mods are active here.

>I'm watching without an account in the first place
SO WHAT IF YOU CAN SEE THE DARKEST SIDE OF ME

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Like 8+ hours and it's been comfy the whole time.

Stream in a different category you fucks

no im not this is the last movie

4 days, but it got huge today

THE FUCKING BEE MOVIE GAME OF ALL THINGS!

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Got a couple streams in Anthem now

twitch.tv/cyagr8 ban inc but while it lasts

Twitch is banning anyone who watches a stream that has the mosque shooting

It had way too many layers of RNG to be fun and boring card effects.

twitch.tv/artifacksss
anime tank girls

How long do you think this will last?

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/thisainteuphoria

I have decided on our new game folks.
Barbie Fashion Designer

I wonder how much effort needs to be put into actually banning a stream. There's literally a single actual Artifact stream so it's not like they have to bother filtering for legitimate streams or anything.

Fuck I haven't watched Gurren Lagann in maybe 10 years I forgot how fucking good it was

Isn't that something that happened forever ago? What's the deal is that just not supposed to be seen by anyone for some reason?

twitch.tv/freestreamkeylol
we out here

Until people get bored or Twitch sets a restriction on who can stream.

twitch.tv/freestreamkeylol

shoujo ramune up

I've watched like 6 of the shooting streams for the past 4 hours on my main twitch account that's bs

same, this is actually in good quality too

Doubt

this is never going to end, this is just the start mate
the internet is fucking autistic and they're starved for hilarity

the real question here is if after it infects all the dead game categories if it will overtake the relatively alive game categories and if it spreads into the bigger games but at that point twitch will probably set some draconian restrictions to save face because publishers and advertisers are going to hate this shit

niice

Nick Arcade up in this bitch twitch.tv/artifactluvr86

>Horse dlc is kids pony shit and not horse porn
What a shame

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It's easily Imaishis last good anime. I don't care how level entry it is, shit still hits hard

Based and loli pilled

Until everyone gets bored because normgroid streams vastly outnumber the shitposting ones

>TTGL hitting nearly 600
We won lads

twitch.tv/nompersz
shits gonna get real, real quick, i can tell

the fuck is going on?

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Easily til the end of the summer

more viewers is a bad thing dude

twitch.tv/pogu_ttgl

FIGHT THE POWAH

/pogu_ttgl
600 VIEWERS

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Oh boy here we go.

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You fucking jinxed it.

FUCKING SHIT
Someone continue the ttgl stream from ep22
It's been hit

Shitposting in its purest form

MODS BTFO

>Drake and Josh stream up now
Maximum comfy

Do Twitch mods do it for free?

flcl stream back up twitch.tv/artifactfuns2

Based hacker known as Yea Forums

based

twitch.tv/rememberladssubscribe

Aa2 back lads

it's already back
/pogu_ttgl

boondocks /okay_champ_5

it's down, finishing ep 2 here
twitch.tv/immastreamthistotheend

>Some guy streams Green Elephant

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Koikatsu is better, but AA2 is still giving me warm memories.
Based.

Need shitposting to go into Anthem and see how long it takes them. The top 2 there have been up awhile

You guys better link the mosque shooting ones when it comes up, I missed the hype

That's actually better then vidya

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You know, if it didn't have this fugly flying hamster demon thingy, I might check it out. But no. That thing can go fuck itself.

AYAYAYA
have they given up?

God TTGL has aged like fine fucking wine.

fuck man, I respect it

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pls stream Japanese idol variety shows.....

nice

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i.gyazo.com/34d4d8cf5e4e52a15a728b537447c865.mp4

wtf this isn't Ace Attorney!?

twitch.tv/clarksonartifact
Top Gear being moved off Artifact to get the heat off

ttgl_ibelieve_

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twitch.tv/joookms

kek

DANGER'S COMING
LOOMING LARGE
SO WHO'S GONNA MAKE A STAND

TTGL died again in the middle of a commercial break
Damn staff

F

twitch.tv/drakeandjoshttv
oh shit
SPHERICAL STREAM

twitch.tv/bayuxuzu

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Porn streams are still getting ~400 viewers before bans. Must be like 3 jannies getting grey hair from this kek

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how many times has TTGL gone down?

There goes my hero

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Will the Janny ever get tired of deleting the TTGL stream?

delicious mac & cheese
/adbitsforwazzip

the one artifact streamer is such a chad

Reminds me of the old internet
fuck

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Remember to report the normalfaggot actually streaming the game

At least 15 times

There we go:
m.twitch.tv/lostmanstream

RIP gaki no tsukai streamer

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I'll be back later

based bot account person flooding the category with AYAYA

/ttgl_wecandoit

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ttgl stream down fuckkkkkkkkkkk

twitch.tv/ttgl_wecandoit

FIGHT THE POWAH

Based

twitch.tv/artifactambassador

artifact character creator closed beta preview

>LiveStreamFails snitching on everyone
What a buncha bitches

Did valve pay for some viral marketing? Why do I see constant Artifact threads now? Just play Magic Arena you fucks.

nobody cares about artifact retard its the friendship we made along the way

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read the fucking thread before commenting retard

can we agree that zoomers are based now?

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>ft. Special Guest Alton Brown

based

>Weeb shit

Aaaand it's ruined.

zoomers don't even know this is going on
they're in bed by now, or watching fortnite

The real artifact threads were the streams we made along the way

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Yes. They redeemed themselves from Fortnite and Undertale for trolling twitch with loli porn.

>there's a twitch staffer in the discord and browsing the thread deleting streams whenever they get posted
fun's over

>G Artifact

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weebshit and gachi is the shielding for the good streams

they can't stop the TTGL

>dub

nah i'll pass.

Man I'm tempted to rewatch TTGL in full now, I haven't seen it in years.

Wrong. youtube.com/watch?v=S5qyqUE9dW4
This was started by literal zoomers who follow random-ass ecelebs.

zoomers are clearly not the ones streaming the good stuff

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM

>Mods are getting everyone
Fuck

We're streaming Artifact now.
Not game name ofc. The ancient thingy.

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based ttgl
fuck jannies

TWITCH JANITORS DO IT FOR FREE

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discord where?

>300 sub literal who
fuck off

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>someone streaming Drake and Josh
>and The Boondocks

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twitch.tv/ttgl_nevergiveup_

FIGHT THE POWAH

STREAM THE UNSTREAMABLE WATCH THE UNWATCHABLE ROW ROW FUCK THE JANNIES

/ttgl_nevergiveup_

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based zumzums

drake and josh just got banned

SUPERMARKEEEET SWEEP twitch.tv/artifactluvr86

>sealab got shut down
fuck

FUCK, THEY GOT THE SEALAB ONE

he is right, why seething?

>This Detroit stream
Is it really as bad as people say it is or is this just the bad part of the town?

>buy artifact on release, play the tutorial.
>go on hiatus due to unforeseen circumstances
>months later I come back, game is dead
man.

>they got malcolm again

just switch the shit to another shitty game and they won't find it

It's even worse than how people meme it up

t. was born there and left during my 20s

please switch TTGL to a dead game

twitch.tv/partysmores
euphorics up

is there any reason why we haven't just moved the ttgl stream to taima

twitch.tv/whothehell_doyouthinkiam

FIGHT THE POWAH

STREAM THE UNSTREAMABLE WATCH THE UNWATCHABLE ROW ROW FUCK THE JANNIES

/whothehell_doyouthinkiam

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why dont we just switch to lawbreakers?

because what's the point of the easy way if there's no struggle? The fight is what makes it good

who the hell do you think we are

because we're facing the anti-spirals head on

because we are le epic troles

use anthem to stream from now on

FBI OPEN UP

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t. tranny janny

FIGHT THE ANTI-SPIRAL

>detroit stream fullscreened his artifact "gameplay" right before getting banned
kek

>this entire stream
good lord

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE

because of today i wouldn't be surprised if they implemented a delay on new accounts streaming.

Looks like they're clearing that two, unless those two streams I saw switched channels again

oh so we dont really care about the anime and are just a bunch of bored cringy kids jumping to the next epic habbo hotel raid to fit in
got it!

if you want anime just watch it at the 1000 other websites/sources retard. this is being community and having fun

you sound like a faggot
go to bed

I think they just unlisted. I watched the entire lord of the rings extended trilogy today, and the streamer unlisted whenever we got a few hundred viewers to keep the chance of report griefing low

lmao if you want to have your own ttgl stream in another ded game category then go for it

no one's stopping you
fucking everyone has watched ttgl already, it's experiencing it in different ways that makes this worth it.

t. anti-spiral
I'm not buying any of your despair, go take it to a console war thread or something.

/giga_drill_break__

STREAM THE UNSTREAMABLE WATCH THE UNWATCHABLE ROW ROW FUCK THE JANNIES

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Use Lawbreakers to stream now

twitch.tv/giga_drill_break__

FIGHT THE POWAH

Hmm....I guess this thread does break that rule...

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twitch tv/grgegreggregre

comfy stream

>ip banned
oh no no no someone get me a vpn

FUCKING DAMN IT Yea Forums! I SPENT ALMOST 200 DOLLARS BUILDING THE PERFECT KONG-POW DECK AND ALL I SEE ARE THESE FUCKING WEEB DECKS! AND DON'T THINK FUCKING SHREK FAGS ARE NOT ON MY LIST! I WILL ENJOY THE DAY I SEE YOU ANIME FAGS NERFED INTO THE GROUND!

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Not him, but that's what the discord is for, trannies

BASED

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE ANTI-SPIRALS

Where's the Euphoria stream?

twitch.tv/winniethepooh1488

oh god its the shooting

that rule actually alerts the admins to ban you if you use it, they don't actually care about raiding so watch out

>that one faggot who's leeching off our success actually playing artifact
he wouldn't have any of those viewers if it weren't for the shitposters and he fucking knows it

actually, unironically seething

he's actually pretty bro so I don't mind

>the guy browsing pol

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>worried about low upload speed and dropouts so don't stream

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>mfw there are more unique posters in this thread than people playing artifact in the entire world

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twitch.tv/suryc
based pet streams

What's a good proxy site so I can get in on this.

Here is the 23D chess: He orchestrated this whole shitpostfest to get those views.

May as well go for it, you'll more likely than not only have less than an hour before a ban.

he sounds like the type, shit probably

>the most expensive card is $1

Might as well make it free to play

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>check artifact directory
>1 guy playing the game
>the rest are watching anime and 1 guy playing some porn game
the absolute state of artifact

honk

>there are people who bought the card for 20+

kek

Pierce the heavens with your stream!!!

>the cards cost nothing, because nobody plays the game, because the cards cost too much
damn...

He used to be worth a lot in the brief period the game was alive.

>ttgl nuked as ED is halfway through
fuck off they missed the best part

twitch.tv/initial_artifact
>guy just putting artifact/twitch logos over initial d
kek

grapplr confirmed natty.

/pierce_the_heavens__

twitch.tv/pierce_the_heavens__

FIGHT THE POWAH

welcome to the joke user

STREAM THE UNSTREAMABLE WATCH THE UNWATCHABLE ROW ROW FUCK THE JANNIES

zv6VSb

MY AXECOIN

>Shitposting
>Litarly destroying a game that has already been dragged through the mud
>TTGL

Ya. Im thinkin' Yea Forums's back. so have this.

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LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE TIME

twitch.tv/artifactluvr86/

twitch.tv/gutsy_canuck
twitch.tv/six1000
literally just browsing Yea Forums

I love how hard he's trying
That's what makes it

>ayaya back on the front page
based

>niggers restreaming the shooting
thanks for the imminent purging of the artifact section

there's been on and off streams of the shooting for the past 8 hours calm down

Not even 2 seconds after I post this the jannies take it down

>nick gameshows banned
NOOOO

>someone kicking the dead horse is from here
nah, probably a redditor trying to get last minute laughs because he was jealous for that front page fame

smart chad accumulating viewers in meme section

if anyone is here from the gaki stream, sorry
not gonna finish the batsu tonight

I'M BURNNNNNNNNIN' UP FOR YOU

>"I find watching movies are more entertaining than watching streams so you can meme with strangers"
this guy is based

someone start streaming themselves shitposting ITT

based ttgl poster

can somebody stream the christkek shooting pls

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It's been getting streamed every 5 minutes or so for like 6 hours

twitch.tv/initial_artifact
some quality content here

its already been done like 6 times already, they take it down almost instantly.

twitch.tv/stream_the_unstreamable
bitch made anti spirals out

shut up redditor stop trying to fit in

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twitch.tv/zetreturdium

KUNG POW KINO

It's spreading

JANNIES BTFO

>artichad is also OSR connoisseur and plays live poker in breaks
>"I prefer to stay anonymous"
absolutely based.

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it won't last, Yea Forums jannies hate fun.

twitch.tv/clarksonartifact
for top gear
unlisted from artifact

Fucking kek

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If you prefer to stay anonymous, then stop talking about yourself

twitch.tv/sircliffe
Based terry

I love Yea Forumsutists but that board's moderators fucking loathe the board they're moderating. Probably more so than any other board.

who is this faggot actually streaming artifact

>Yea Forums is JUST NOW learning about based artichad
he's been the hero of /dafg/ since artifact came out

twitch.tv/notaeuphoriastreamer
BUT IT WAS A EUPHORIA STREAMER ALL ALONG

>every stream is a fuck staff stream
Damn that's nostalgic

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god I remember hating Rossiu with you guys
good times

watching random movies or anime with strangers in the chat was actually pretty fun. Amazon needs to incorporate this feature into more twitch streams. Like prime users can watch random movies or series that are currently downloadable off amazon or something.

This will obviously all change when they are back from holiday on Tuesday, but it was fun.

LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE IS BACK

twitch.tv/iloveafact

so far, I've seen AT LEAST 11 "ironic artifact" streamers actually buy artifact on stream tonight

I think this is all part of Gabe's master plan

Imagine how much bandwidth Twitch is using just to stream AYAYA on repeat

I forgot TTGL just turns into SMT with these hand things, also
>stream cuts right as everyone's about to die
fuck

FIGHT THE POWAH WHERE ARE YOU!!!

based Andre Franco Romano

wtf
they hit the one watching captain alex

>Artifact Fortress 2
FUCKING KEK

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Requesting a based user to stream a certain movie, and I swear on my mother's tits its worth it trust me. Go pirate or rent a movie called Panda Warrior and stream that.

Don't question, just do it. I promise you it'll be worth it

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twitch.tv/pusabroyalgifts
oh boy here we go

the streamer better rewind a few seconds back

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE TTGL STREAM

This is some fun shit. If you would like a poorly made edit for your lewd stream hit me up. im down to make what ever.

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staffweirdchamp
anyone got source?

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I like how boku no pico always instantly shoots to the top viewed

AYAYA!!!

twitch.tv/gattai_gurrenlagann

FIGHT THE POWAH

based

>staffweirdchamp
5 minutes and already rip

>look it up out of curiosity
>looks like some rip-off of kung-fu panda
>okay what's so special abo-
>Rob Schneider and fucking Norm MacDonald

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>people are ironically buying Artifact on stream for shits and giggles

HOW DOES THAT FAT FUCK KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT?

AY4Y4

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>artifact is so dead on twitch and in general it's become Yea Forums tier shit
OH NONONONONNONO

twitch.tv/staffweirdchamp
BASED

dead already

twitch.tv/anikiiiiiii_

FIGHT THE POWAH

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sauce a nigger

Madlad
twitch.tv/zetreturdium

QUICK. I WANT TO JOIN IN ON THE FUN BUT I AM NOT A FAGGOT. WHAT IS A EASY AND QUICK TO SET UP STREAM APP. WE GOT MOVIES TO WATCH BOIES.

>taken down
>last message in chat was NOT YET STAFF I'M GONNA CLIMAX IN A MOMENT

ahahaha

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obs
guaranteed you will get banned 5 or 12 times before you figure it out
remember to unlist when you start to reach the top

Someone explain what the fuck is going on?

>>>twitch.tv

...

OBS and throwaway emails.

They just caused a new super villain to be born.

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What was it?

>twitch.tv/directory/game/Artifact
take a look

>YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH, BUT I SURE AS HELL GONNA FINISH YOU

T-THESE JANNIES ARE TOO POWERFUL!
CAN WE POSSIBLY DEFEAT THEM?

its like they're one step ahead of us!

>the girls last tour stream went down and stayed down
Feels bad, man. I was comfy.

guruguru is on

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GabeN secretly spent a load of money in one last ditch attempt to drum up interest for Artifact and this is the result.

I'm so happy to see this shitty game crash and burn, only because it was shilled and spammed to hell and back. Can't wait to see Anthem falling too, and all the rest of the garbage.

D-D-D-DO YOU HAVE IT? GUTS twitch.tv/iloveafact

>Kung Pow stream got nuked while he tried to fix frame drops
shame

nigga go to bed

To this day I still feel that Yoko and Kittan kissing still came from left field.

never give up

Every lost stream is a star in the sky

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Yeah was never a fan of that.

new thread?

Did Yoko actually get pregnant when she said she had kids? I already forgot

Make sure to link it a bunch. Title it artifact thread.

teacher

No?

Shes a teacher

What? It's obviously her students.

I was the one streaming it. A shame but Im surprised it went on as long as it did.
Streaming guruguru with another throwaway. Any requests for afterwards?

I find it perfectly fine, Kittan always had an interest in youko, the only reason she kisses back is because she knows its his last will

WHERE'S THE TTGL STREAM

Did the antispirals win bros?

never bro
we just need to wait for the link

twitch.tv/grit_those_teeth

>some autist hunted down the racist chatlogs of all the most popular dota 2 pros gist.github.com/morcefaster/6562b53dbf64b4d8ef2af2ecfe9914c0
>this entire clusterfuck with artifact

gaben keeps showing us what true kino is like
how does he keep doing it?

twitch.tv/grit_those_teeth

FIGHT THE POWAH

NOT YET

fug

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They even killed "hidden" nichijou stream, bastards

Based botbro.

based

twitch.tv/kappakaptain1234

They're killing the GL streams too fucking fast

KING KITTAN NO!

the jannies are too fast lads

Do not post new stream links here. We have a spy.

THIS OUR DARKEST HOUR SPIRALBROS

WE HAVE TO HOLD ON

twitch.tv/later_buddy__

FIGHT THE POWAH

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE

bros, are we losing too much spiral power?

there is no spy
video gets 100+ viewers, it gets noticed, it gets banned

Literal nigger.

THERE'S A SPY IN OUR MIDST MEN!

Jannies are here or on discord at this point

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Chat spammed Discord link before so it has at least 1 spy there.

>there is no spy
Here he is, lads!

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discord is likely
euphoria just got posted in one so I assume it gets taken down now

nigga I'm just trying to watch some hentai with the bois

theres been at least two times where the stream went down the second it was posted in the discord

encrypt the link

I'll never know why twitch allows accounts that havent even verified their email to stream unrestricted

no I agree, I do think it's discord, I just don't believe there's a spy here

dont give them ideas

>there are people in this very thread on discord
Literally worse than reddit.

Well they will now.

you fucking idiot you basically gave them the idea for free

Double Dare time! twitch.tv/iloveafact

>running the risk of missing TTGL
sounds even more reddit to me

twitch.tv/dai_gurren__

FIGHT THE POWAH

That spy ain't on our side!

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Checking for ban

RIP almost immediately

based ayayaposter is still creating streams

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>already banned
HOW DO THE JANNIES KEEP GETTING STRONGER

bros..