Coworker starts talking about video games

>carrying middle school drama into early adulthood
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>coworker feeds and seeds

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>coworker has a mechanical keyboard
>*click clank clank clank* all day long
I'd rather talk about video games no matter the cringe.

Sounds like you never grew up, then

>middle school
High school understandable if you’re in your early twenties but you gotta let go user

>coworker tells me X enjoys pc gaming
>start a conversation with ultra boomer
>says he plays heroes of the storm, diablo, wow, doesnt know what steam is and only has the blizzard client
>tells me he is planning on pirating the last of us on pc as he heard its good

just nodded and told him gl

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Hey man, you play the new Madden?

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>user posts a simpsons pic

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you should have told him about Yea Forums

>he doesn't ignore the fuck out of them when they ask personal questions
You guys are not obligated to have conversations with them, you know?

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My co-workers are all super excited for Borderlands 3 and it annoys me more than even my shitty idiot boss does when he asks me to do his work for him.

>lent my coworker some switch games
I hope she has fun

Blows my fucking mind when people act so interested and are completely ignorant

>tell them to get professional help

OP, he exposed you good. Take the L like a champ.

Simpsons reaction images are older than you are, try to fit in harder newfriend

>"Hey user, what do you do in your spare time?"
>Act like an autistic fuck to a simple question because it triggers you
have sex

now you can just refer them to HR instead, tell them that talking about a mental illness openly on the job isn't something that's encouraged in the workplace

>coworker starts talking about the best animated scene in history

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I've seen this webm posted dozens of time, but I do not know the context.

>Coworkers know you are going to Evo
>"Which games do you play"
>Proceed to list obscure animes games
>"Oh... cool user. You don't play ?"
The struggle is real

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learn a little MK on the side so you can at least talk to normalfags about it

My coworkers call me a normie because I'm not into anime so I'm just fine.

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Steven basically gets soul ripped out, and starts dying.

WebM is soul and steven reuniting.

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>coworkers start fucking and sucking

>so user what do you do for fun
>I honestly don't know, grad school killed all my hobbies. You know of anything interesting going on?
>nope
>'kay
>i like to travel
>where all have you been?
>*she lists various states*
>cool, cool
>where all have you gone user?
>I've been around, Africa, South America, Asia...
>ohmygawd I want to go to all those places
>really? I recommend you stay out of Angola, India, Suriname, Guyana, Ecuador, and the rougher parts of Moscow unless you're in a big group and have Russian speakers with you
>why?
>*start listing off all the kidnappings, robberies, bribery, bad things about shithole countries*
>oh...I only want to do touristy stuff
>there isn't much touristy stuff in sub-saharan africa, but a safari would be cool
>but safaris are wrong and illegal and you shouldn't kill endangered animals
>they're not illegal, the local warlord or government allows it
>*block*
Dating apps are fun.
Looks gay as hell.

I've been to Ecuador and I wasn't kidnapped.

>>but safaris are wrong and illegal and you shouldn't kill endangered animals
>>they're not illegal, the local warlord or government allows it
>>*block*
kek

>coworker asks do you browse Yea Forums, user?
How do you respond

>but safaris are wrong and illegal and you shouldn't kill endangered animals
You don't kill on a safari though?

>see this black man? he isn't robbing anyone, so that means all your statistics are wrong!

I was gonna say you need to google what a safari is but when I did it all I got was the apple browser.
>an expedition to observe or hunt animals in their natural habitat, especially in East Africa.
>or hunt
>hunt
Are you a cute white girl? If you are a cute white girl, are you a visiting professor or researcher with underworld connections?

>coworker starts talking about sjws

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That actually happened to me once. I was actually somewhat flattered as he was, and I take no shame in saying this, a rather handsome fella.

>Observe or hunt
>Or hunt
>Or

This is the most autistic reply I’ve ever seen

Lurk ten years before posting again, newfag.

>coworker calls you a big guy

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>Coworker talks about video games.
>His video game taste is good

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>6'3" arab marathon runner coworker starts watching DBSuper on his phone with the volume on max during the lunch break

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sneed

>coworker is cute

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Nothing gay about acknowledging and appreciating another man's attractiveness.
If girls can do things like give compliments and hug and compare bust sizes in the locker room and make out in public and attain forbidden love and get married and live happily together without it being gay, why can't guys?

formerly sneedlehuck woods

Get a job you collosal faggot.

Sneed
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>op, what makes you think that anybody cares. To be blunt with you op, you are a huge faggot for making this thread, and an even bigger faggot in thinking that anybody (either online or irl) will ever give a shit about you or what games you play.
>Anyways I’ll see you in the archive real soon, nigger
As a certified oldfag i bless this thread and OP as board culture

>co-worker calls someone “weeb trash”
If you use the word “weeb” at all irl you’re a goddamn reddit-tier normalfaggot.

>coworker is a city slicker

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>What subreddit is Yea Forums?

>Co-workers are all 40+ so they never talk about video games
Feels good, man.

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> coworker only plays Dragon Age and Skyrim
> plays Skyrim exclusively in third person

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