How do I become a successful video game live streamer on platforms such as Twitch?

If it's a guy, then why does he have such huge suckable tits?

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Implants...

if i knew, why the fuck would i tell you?

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unironically get tits and be a thieving slut

1. interesting personality
2. sense of humor
3. hard work ethic

everyone from Yea Forums is doomed to fail

Implants

>My gender reassingnment surgery was botched and left my entire pelvic area riddled with permanent numbness and intense nerve damage. Inside is the worst and dilating every other day feels like stabbing myself with a knife in the vagina. Any advice would be useful. Thx Badawi
>Maria (@idolMariya)March 26, 2018

OH NO NO NO

is it possible to make it as a streamer if you're an autistic shut in tranny?

i'm pretty good at vidya

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Trannies are ok if they are hot. Prove me wrong

Post pics and I'll tell you

It just doesn't add up. I wouldn't be attracted to it if it was a guy.

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Their voice

>How do I become a successful video game live streamer
Start by taking your pills, Alice.

Trannies would be ok if only, if only they just kept to themselves and not fucking shove their agenda down your throat.

I cant fuck their voice

Most do t b h. Like many things in this world, the vocal minority spoils the whole bunch

if you fuck them they will constantly talk to you and say things like 'fuck me daddy' but its in a mans voice trying to sound like a girl and it hurts your soul. dont ask me how i know this, a friend told me

You can't fuck them at all because they don't have the appropriate holes. Also their voice kills it.

>ITS NOT A MENTAL ILLNESS
>ITS NOT A MENTAL ILLNESS
>ITS NOT A MENTAL ILLNESS
>ITS NOT A MENTAL ILLNESS
>ITS NOT A MENTAL ILLNESS
>REPEAT TO COPE

no bulli please

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>that ugly man face
AHAHAHAHA

>Someone I know starts telling everyone they're a girl now
>Voice is deeper than mine and he doesn't even try to go higher
I hate the ones that do this. They don't even try to be feminine in the slightest. They're just dudes named some stupid, flowery name that nobody actually names their kids.

All women have man faces. Xer body is great though.

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Fucking a hot tranny butthole is the purest pleasure

you guys have internet on proxima centauri b?

This, they keep their shitholes fucking immaculate and the hot ones always do lots of ass workouts so they can milk your dick like a fucking goddess.

>that
>great
I think you're blinded by the fact that he's a tranny. sorry user

Trans is the new gay, just like gay was the new scene, just like scene was the new emo, just like emo was the new goth. It's all fads and trends only difference is kids are cutting of their genitals and destroying their endocrine systems.

She had the benis chopped off? What a shame

i don't give a shit about her being trans, what i'm more concerned about is the fact that she plays league of legends
now THAT is mental illness, folks

Stop making me pine for the good old days of cute scene boys and girls.

By using the new snapchat filter to turn yourself into a female.

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god help us

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Funny story, ive know a guy my whole life that was into goth when we were kids, then he was a nu metal baggy pants guy for a while, then he decided he was a sceney emo guy, then after thay he decided he was a gay guy for a couple years, and now he wears womens clothing and says hes a woman. Poor fucker might not make it to the next fad.

My dick is confused. This is the hottest female(male) I've ever seen. She looks better than most females(female). How do I confront these foreign feelings?

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>Stream constantly
>Befriend or start “drama” with someone more popular than you so they shill you
>Stream recent games or recent trends
>Be lucky
And ideally
>Be physically attractive
>Pander to children
>Be good at at least 1 game
>be already famous elsewhere (I.e YouTube or IG) then branch into streaming. How do you get popular there? Same shit as above

>first 'female' professional player on league's e-sport scene
>isn't female
>didn't even cut his dick off
hahahahahhaahaha

this meme will never not be funny

>tee hee I'm deliberately pointing my toes inward to look like a cute anime this feels totally unnatural

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Just be disgusted at his cut dick

Sad thing is even the best of the best trannies still can't pass. It's all image trickery online to get shekels but once you see them in person it's obvious it's a man. Only FtM's can pass because testo is just that strong.

exclusively play new/popular games and either be good at them or have some form of endearing personality

>Poor fucker might not make it to the next fad.
Sad to hear, the poor fucker, but I chuckled audibly

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All the MtFs I know are terrible people and generally ugly as fuck.
I know one FtM who's an incredibly cute boy and a super cool dude.

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Stop buying into her delusion. Tell her the truth, fag.

Curious, doesn’t the gender mutilation make sex painful at best? Aren’t you basically throwing away your chance at ever enjoying sex again?

I think if I could pass perfectly as a girl, the last thing I'd be doing is telling others about it. The whole trans pride shit seems like a last resort for the ugly ones exclusively

Curious, how do you turn pee pee into vee vee?

>that feel when no snaptrap e-girlfriend

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user... you're delusional. She clearly has the physiognomy of a man. Man hands, large nose, broad shoulders, small hips. I mean, it's okay if you like trannies but she can't compete with a real female.

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is it a tranny or just a meme

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thats what begging your thirsty "fanbase" for money will do

it's a janny

>real female
>posts 2d animu girl

based retard

be a white woman and start dating an asian man that can finance your streaming enterprise.

Heres the key for you faggots that cant sniff out trannies. Dont look at their face. Dont look at their 'boobs'. Dont look at their hair. These are the things theyre changing to fool you. Look at their hands feet shoulders and adams apple. If you arent sure and its wearing a choker its a tranny. They cant hide their big ass hands and wide shoulders

You just have to develop a botnet that tricks twitch into thinking you have thousands of viewers at any given time. But thats the tricky part.

>That batshit insane look in the eyes
Everytime

Or look at their tweets.

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be good at videogames

look at someone like kripparian for example, he has the personality of a wet rag but got popular through being very good and going world firsts like killing diablo when D3 was hard and creating metas.

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only need a botnet of 20 or so to get to the front page of a lot of games

Doing good work user.

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That only works for the ones who've started hormones after puberty. Shit is going to be a nightmare because of all the zoomers taking puberty blockers and whatnot

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Sure, but a big juicy number will draw in more retards.

Pick from one of the four options:

Tits and Ass
Be famous from some other venue
Be wacky, energetic, flashy etc to appeal to children
Actually have skill

That's pretty frightening how passable that looks.

The biggest tell is hips, those are huge bones and unless they start taking hormone blockers at age 5 then it's pretty easy to tell.

pre puberty trannies are going to be almost impossible to tell. their little dingus is the only thing left at that point

There are literally pictures of that trannys penis that has been posted on /vg/ a lot, I think they used to spam it in twitch chat too. It's real name is Roman or something.

Because it is a fucking picture, why is it that people just forget photoshop is a thing? It has existed for almost a decade

1. Be good. That means winning tournaments or being close to winning tournaments or being competitve and elite at the game

2. If you can't be good be entertaining. Bring a gimmick and be engaging and entertaining.

3. If you can't do any of these things, try taking HRT and getting fake tits and putting on a wig and showing cleavage.

It's just a heavily Photoshopped image. If you saw any of them in movement you would be able to tell instantly.

This, it is so fucking easy to tell if someone is a tranny in motion.
They always pick the best angles and lighting to look passable in pictures.

How would you be able to tell them apart? Both pre-pubertal men and women are nearly physiologically identical

so is she actually a tranny or just a manly girl? i've known androgynous looking girls but i can normally tell in person at least.

I don't know how people can't see it. You can see the little boys face trapped in there.

It's just people seeing what they want to see, they are so desperate for something to give them a boner they don't see what's in front of them