Best Zelda girl

It's cute and makes them feel possible to romance, its just a fantasy my dude

That's not Hilda

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shut up virgin, it makes my pp hard

Let them have their fantasies you fuckwit, you sound like a jealous roastie

then play one of those faggy vns

How? Seriously, I'm legit curious why you think she's best Zelda girl.

>Princess Midna and not Imp Midna
Actually based tastes.

Ever seen Naruto? They like to self insert. It's pretty gay.

nigga you're popping a boner to a bunch of (likely) male's lines.

Usually they're the biggest freaks in bed that will keep going long after you tapped out

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cuz they're freaks in bed. and they moan a lot

based, imp midna lovers are just pedophiles and probably fat virgins that need to have sex

it becuz she blush wen i red her dariy, make me feel lik big man haha

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uma delicia....

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cringe

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oh okay yeah i get it
same my dude

>impfag calling anyone cringe
She never like that form fag. She'd rather wrap her long thin legs around Link's head as amazonian than as a freak.

You have never been in a relationship.

They cute

they think the shy awkward girl will want a shy awkward guy like them
don't be mean though, let them have their fantasy

cope

a lot of Yea Forums watches anime, they're fags who run to the bus stop with toast in their mouths

Yes,and?

Why didn't Breath of the Wild have dating elements?

Peatrice was the best girl of SS.

Because that shit is gay and has no place in Zelda.

Cause only SS deserves it for featuring both best zelda and best girl

>best zelda
SS Zelda was a goblina who ruined the world.

When it comes to anime, the polar opposite is usually some loud violent cunt that loses their shit at the drop of a hat. More often then not, there's no happy medium in the spotlight.

>Because that shit is gay and has no place in Zelda.
Wrong and you are gay

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in some places Paya is a slang for vagina.

>takes ingame footage as anything official.

dumb idiot,zelda itself didnt do anything.
Hylia is the bimbo that did it

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>Hylia is the bimbo that did it
And where do all Zelda derive from? Either way Peatrice shits on Zelda.

Thats why I didnt specify who is the best girl you dumb idiot.

SS Zelda is the only reincarnation of Hylia,the rest are by blood.
You shouldnt put the whole blame on the reincarnation when Hylia should have permamently fucked Demise over before the spirit of the hero needed to come along

yeah I prefer ubisoft towers
much more in the classic spirit of zelda

It's actually the opposite, shy girls are easily the hardest to romance if you're also shy, if neither person is able to take the initiative then the whole thing just fizzles out. It's like two magnets repelling eachother.

Paya isn't even the best girl in BotW

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post tetra or spirit tracks zelda, those are the best zeldas, also malon

Because no game ever had a map fill-up or get detailed until Assassin's Creed did it

This, it’s Riju.

*Urbosa

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*dead

Holy shit, I didn’t know Aonuma could be based.

TP is a male submissive femdom fetish game afterall,all that midna mounting wolf link wew

Have sex.

I do

Aonuma is always based. His work isn't flawless but as a man he's based.

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Not really by climbing repetitive towers where you hold up until you reach the top, no
>b-but akkala tower.....you have to jump from a slightly higher ledge to start

fucking retarded BOTW zoomers

Telma and Midna were two of my early vidya faps

Reminder that the Sheikah eye symbol on her face is a tattoo and doesn't come off. You don't mind girls with tattoos, do you Yea Forums?

Nigga Link wins Midna over to the good by being a big dick Chad.

based on what
???

I'd only take young SS Impa if i had to choose one with tats

>Rosa
Patrician tier

>ywn have sex with Telma and surprise her by giving her the best fuck of her life

>early

He realize the superiority of the big brown mommy.

A man of culture you are, user. OoS was my first Zelda experience and remains to this day one of the best games I've ever played. I lost track of how much time autistic kid me spent on dates with Rosa

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Roastie or roastie-lover, please go away

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>BOTW Zoomers

Why assume shit like this? My first game was A Link to the Past.

They've had maps fill up a billion different ways in the older Zelda games and needed to do something different from the older ones. I don't give a fuck if it has some slight resemblance to Assassin's Creed because I never played that shit and Assassin's Creed didn't invent the concepts of mapping areas in a video game, fast-travel, or climbing shit. BotW must be a really good fucking game if that's the only criticism this website can ever throw at it

>Posting /rbmk/ memes outside of /rbmk/
Have a walk up to the roof comrade

>Best Zelda girl.
Pic related is the best Zelda girl, you dumb faggot.

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I have no idea what you're talking about. This is simply a Zelda thread, nothing more.

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>first scene (or one of the first) where she shows up
>Link very clearly glances down at her rack

They knew damn well what they were doing with her, and I salute them for it.

Fuck off cunt

Woah, when did Mode draw Link lewds?

(You) first faggot

Dangerously worksafe best "girl" (male).

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>TP Link likes big brown tiddies
He cute

TP was 13 years ago

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>TP was 54 years ago

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No it isn't. Twilight Princess just came out in 2006. That was only a few years ago.

everything in twilight princess makes sense now

Wrong

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I wonder how many video games can be explained as secretly inspired by the director's fetish fuel.

I like her personality traits and find her demeanor very very cute

Where are her panties?

reminder that they aren't naked below the garbs, their "legs" are actually pants and boots

unfffffffff this is unggffffffffffffff im all like unggggssssfffffffffffffffffff SOMEBODY GET ME NEW PANTS

>Medli is perfectly comfortable letting Link use magic to possess and control her body
>In fact it was her idea
>She suggests doing it under the excuse of helping guide her through the dungeon
The bird girl has some kinks to her.

>Assassin's Creed didn't invent the concepts of mapping areas in a video game
it literally invented the exact specific method that BOTW uses.

And as if that's "the only criticism people can throw at it". Story content is extremely lacking, 4 temples and then a bunch of identical "puzzle" rooms with the same music and textures, the actual "temples" that are there are forgettable and themeless lacking all sense of identity like the shadow temple in OOT or Dragon Roost in WW, awful repetitive inventory management and poor variety of weapon and enemy types, poorly balanced combat with absolutely brain dead timing windows for parry rush that turn every fight in the game except bosses into the same thing, repetitive literal copy pasted puzzles x900 for """"content""""

based

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Because then they might have problems with making best girl an option, and have to get around 3 of the main girls being ghosts

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I think you're just mad that Midna isn't in it.

Check it

>cucking god reborn for the item check girl

Absolute madchad

she makes my peepee feel things

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i am a chad, though
>take tomboy to see movie
>before i drop her off, "so heard you was still single, wanna change that"
>She giggled and said maybe
>still dont know what that means, but girls
>ask her to the beach
>she invites her friend.
the real virgins were the friends i made along the way

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Birds have no need of such thing.

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for me, it's a dog

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>I think you're just mad that Midna isn't in it.
I fucking wish BotW characters as good as Midna.

This right here is the least gay Link folks

Best Link. Also, the strongest.

>best girl
>is dead
I really hate how BOTW is set after everyone already failed and died
Yeah you save the day but your friends are still dead

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Have emotional connection.

>Used to like Mipha until I saw what her full body looked like

How the fuck can anyone be attracted to this? She has midget proportions and I don't mean like Midna sexy imp body I mean like barrel chested top heavy unattractive midget proportions.

Best girls are Riju and Purah.

I'm probably the only one still mad that sissy boyshorts Breath of the Wild Link replaced him in Smash. If they had to have the Champion outfit would it have killed them to flat out use another Link for 4 alts instead of the Of The Wild outfit. Hell if being right handed is a problem they could have just used Skyward Sword Link. That one shoots sword beams too.

Honestly I don't, I think the
>u-um, uh...
shit would get old pretty fast, but I do enjoy jacking it to them.

>imp princess ride him
>barefoot farm qts wanna ride him
>lolis wanna ride him
>fisherladys wanna fish with him
>kids wanna be him
>fathers want sons like him
>shadow incels hate him
TP Link was best Link

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I miss him too. Zelda, Link, and Ganon had my favorite designs in TP.

I bet wolf link has gotten more pussy than anyone in hyrule

You know if you think about it, being Link or Zelda must suck in the long run, not necessarily for them, but for their friends. If their whole reincarnation thing works the way they say it does, that means Link and Zelda's souls are just constantly being recycled, which means for every life they live, every friend they make will eventually die and never see them again while they go on to reset and do it again. The Champions got to hang around as ghosts long enough to see their friends again, but once they live out their live and die, they'll just respawn in a new era with no memory of their past lives and make new lives and friends, oblivious to the friends they left behind who can now not even see them again in the afterlife.

They like her because she has a pretty face and a cute personality. Most Jap girls look similar to that when the clothes come off too. Sorry to ruin the weab fantasy

Bro you just know she broke that hymen riding him like a horse.

>sav'saaba, hero boy

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>Sissy boyshorts Link
>Is still canonically one of the most physically powerful and deadly incarnations of Link
Dude could body full grown royale soldiers as a child. I'm convinced the reason BotW has weapon degradation is because weapons just shatter in Link's superhuman man hands, despite him having womanly childbearing hips and waist most teen girls don't have.

because she's beautiful

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*Midna. And I'm not even kidding, this shit is common amongst girls who ride horses.

user, I...

I don't think that's how the reincarnation worlds, Hyrule Historia talks about the Hero's Spirit like it just forces its way into a mortal vessel when it needs to be out doing shit, and mentions how in-universe not all of the protagonists might even share the name Link. Zelda is probably the same way, and Ganon is canonically the same character in all but like one appearance.

I just hate his design. The Champion's tunic is fine but the Of the Wild outfit really falls apart when you realize 3/4 pf the variations in Smash just paint his bare legs pants colors. Which at that point why not just use a design that actually has pants. Or hell at least an outfit. Breath of the Wild had the outfit of literally every past Link and they decided on painting legs instead.

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haha I bet wolf link must have licked up the mess she made while grooming himself lol that's so gross right

I need to see how far TP Link would get in BotW Hyrule.

This is why I still say Smash needs character costume DLC. A handdful character already have alternate outfits, why not just go all the way? It wouldn't even eat up that much memory to swap in a few slightly altered models.

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The smell would've sent his brain into complete haywire.

>the way she walks when looking at her from behind

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I just save scummed until I got the amiibo outfit I wanted.

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Is there a way to get rid of duplicates?

Why was BotW Link such a feminine manlet?

To make his strength feats more incredible

To literally crossdress his way into Gerudo town

Almost every Link is a manlet because they're 1. young and 2. the david in a battle against goliaths.
As for feminine, the answer is because people love it. You may not like it, but it sells.

>463609870
Add some more cancerous reddit memes to the filter

Does anyone know why all the Zelda pics on Whentai.com are missing? There were some great ones on there that are now gone.

>literally no mention of Cia itt

I fucking hate you Yea Forums

Why is Japan so sex positive?
You have Nintendo here and then you have "games are art" developers in the west that think girls have cooties.

My personal theory is that the healing bed they left him in for a century was originally meant for Princess Zelda, and when they stashed him in it, they did so in a hurry and forgot to recalibrate it or whatever. So for 100 years the medibed's magic computer thing was calibrated to heal an 18 year old girl and it had some odd side effects on Link.

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Where are my Malon bros at?

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>Cia
>canon

>To literally crossdress his way into Gerudo town
OoT Link would've stealth his way inside, TP Link would've bombed the fuck outta everyone and finished off the survivors with his sword, why couldn't BotW Link do the same?

because outgoing girls are more likely to because outgoing girls are more likely to

its

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>that one memory cutscene where he's surrounded by the dead bodies of half a dozen silver lynels, 20+ moblins, and countless bokoblins
>nothing but a scratch that Zelda says "doesn't look too bad"

That motherfucker is basically Cutscene Dante, I don't think any other Links can pull out that sort of ass-whipping at a moment's notice and walk away so unscathed.

Cia is exclusively for corrupting lana into a slut

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What the fuck is this?

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That shit sucked so much for me. I liked seeing Link go from nobody to badass and here comes BotW Link who's a certified shounen anime protagonist.

Keep in mind he does all this without being a bearer of a Triforce piece like many other Links.

So wait do I only get to be with zelda in the memories? What the fuck bros I had avoided spoilers for so long I really thought I got her as a companion through the game. And what's with my cute fish pussy wife being dead before the game even starts I wanted to rescue her like ruto what the FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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Master Sword, dummy

The MS under a shadow.

The only one that comes close is Hyrule Warriors Link and that's only because Musou games are built around mowing down enemies like grass. Also non-canon.

It has been 14 years, she's still my favorite girl.

>the only well animated porn of Cia is a fucking blowjob video

Life is suffering

Best "girl".

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this looks awful lmao

You could not be more wrong. Shy awkward girls desperately want a confident, handsome man to take the lead so that they can just follow his rhythm and not be put on the spot or feel awkward when they open up a bit.

Chad ALWAYS wins, nobody wants some mumbling beta fuck with twig arms and a potbelly.

More like Mini Sword

Master Dagger

That shit doesn't happen. It only happens when you put the girl in question on the spot

I like that

Styling while a gamer

shit """"art""""

Plot twist: the MS didn't get smaller Link got bigger to withstand the Twilight

I like paya
I do not like that fucking massive oversized ass

I hate how people feminize link nowadays. I don't know if it's because I started with OoT Link but he always came off as cool, courageous and manly to me; not feminine.

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this

look at how gross it is

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Ew. Stop posting that.

I'll look all fuckin' day.

>negarobo
Dudes a hack who can only do one body type.

This one isn't as bad as the one in op, it's still too big but it doesn't have that absurd sudden transition from stick to thick that the op one has, could maybe flow slightly better if you take a closer look but it doesn't imediently jump as as wrong like op does.

>jump as as
*jump out as

You can sell them or something. I wanted duplicates though.

Which Zelda girl is canonically the kinkiest?

Midna

Midna canonically queens Link.

Cia. So long as you appeal to her Link fetish, she'll do ANYTHING.

It's Nintendo that feminizes him. Gerudo Link was their idea. Everyone else is just going along with it.

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Disgusting. My dick is crying because it’s so gross.

>intentionally a joke
>fandom makes trash like this

Because I was a lot more awkward than I am now and when I see someone struggle with that it flips a switch in me, like I gotta help somehow and also fuck her
The heart wants what the heart wants man

That MM minigame girl

the one and only

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>intentionally a joke
What joke? Even without the Gerudo outfit, Link's hips are wider than his shoulders and he has a narrow waist. He's easily the most effeminate version of Link and that's just how his in game model is designed.

Midna, she thinks handholding is kinky.

What is the appeal of wolf Link? Hes a wolf. Not even a man.

Ask a furry.

B.R.C. Big Red Rocket

Wolves are cool

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Why does she wear the mask?

>Keep in mind he does all this without being a bearer of a Triforce piece
He can literally stop time, which of the other Links can do that?
>oh no lynels
>flurry
>flurry
>flurry
>flurry
>etc

Best bird

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image would be ten times better without link

You're much more of a zoomer for thinking AssCreed invented climbing. Adjourned.

It isn’t really that hard to understand, man. Quite frankly, I feel like these sorts of things don’t need explainations. People want what they want, it doesn’t have to be quite that deep.
But if you really wanna play armchair psychologist

>Some guys see a girl as meek and pathetic as them and figure they’ll be just as starved for affection as them
>Shyness triggers a sort of paternal instinct to protect, and some people wanna fuck things they want to protect

Those are the main two things I could think of.

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She's a big whore

Why don't you wear one?

It's not a time stop, it's BLADE MODE

R U L E S
O F
N A T U R E

Nah, Link's boipusy belongs to Midna and the Twili

Not even sex will fix you

I’m not attracted to girls I know I have absolutely no chance with
She belongs to Lonk

*coughs*

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Why does she have some 3-legged robot/caltrop with a bow on her butt?

FAT
WOLF
ROPES

Assassin's creed INDISPUTABLY invented AND popularized the exact same climbing a tall tower to reveal smaller segments of a map at once while showing a cutscene of the surrounding landscape in a spinning camera pan over the traditional walking-aura based mapping or game maps fully revealed from the start.

>Adjourned.
yeah right you fucking desperate no argument having fuck that doesn't stop me from responding to your blatantly wrong and misinterpreted bullshit

The absolute godliest taste in this entire thread.

Not even best girl in her own game. Granted, the only good girls in BOTW are brown.

Basically. They want a girl who only exists to fawn over them and is generally shy and submissive.

>More often then not, there's no happy medium in the spotlight.
And that's why the girls outside of the standard love triangle between 'moeblob' and 'tsundere' is usually the better girl. But fans of the most popular girl will just accuse you of being on the 'other team' for saying their waifu is shit.

Consider the following.

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She won the 1998 Linkbowl, let her rest.

t. Seamus O'Flanagan

what does it take to get a midna gf?

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Be strong, superchad Elf

Most overrated girl in the franchise, or was until BOTW Zelda at least.

Find a portal to the twilight realm

Botw made me sad with the fatass faeries

I hate this artstyle so much

Be a 10/10 farmboi chad with a 10 inch flaccid dick.

Because betas as socially awkward and not confident. Confident girls scare them because they can't mentally keep up.
Shy nervous borderline down syndrome girls are the only place they can feel comfortable. Also why it's always betas that are pedophiles.

They were cute

t. Zeldafag

All Sheikah should hang.

I'd say Midna is. She's an ugly goblin from an awful game. But hey she calls you a cuck the whole game so she's 10/10 waifu material right fellas.

They looked like they were injected with playdoh

You all failed
All you have to do is worship the muff

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Yes

Midnafag actually. Sorry that I prefer girls with some degree of confidence that have more than one layer of personality. Malon was arguably the most one-dimensional OoT waifu. And that's saying a lot.

It's true that a lot of Midna's popularity comes from her imp form being fetishized. However she actually does have a character that develops over time. It's sad that even her own 'fanbase' often ignores this though.

Gimmie the full pic, forced pusy worship is kino

>But hey she calls you a cuck the whole game
Confirmed for never playing TP.