Made by the most beloved PC games company with years of experience

Where are my monored bros?

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Not fun.

not even valvecucks like artifact you groid

kung fu hustle pls

juck fannies

castle in the sky ended, now what

>brain behind nethack

what?

watch Silence of the Lambs

?

kung pow WHERE

come watch the best episode of ttgl with us

Valve can't get into games anymore.

>card """game"""

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Sorry
*Netrunner

>Most beloved pc games company
>steam
lmao.

/artifact_nyanpassu
now this is a pretty cute and funny stream

Do you press it?

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actually might be watching nausicaa of the valley of the wind now

Steam is not a company

>that one guy that honestly wants to stream artifact but all of the pirated movies, anime, edgy, videos, and porn are taking up the portal

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>still no kung pow stream
wtf

Rng on patching of attack

You can't deny that the average PC gamer likes to lick GabeN's dick clean.

The saddest shit is that no company replaced them with that title there's probably never gonna be a mainstream company as beloved as valve when they were making games. Everyone is jaded nowdays both the consumers and the companies making games.

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you know the rule

>milf porn viewed by 3k people

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Mechanically it didn't feel good, at all. Like Hearthstone is fun to zone out with because it's just kinda satisfying to make your card smash into another card. And it was very easy to understand.

The three lane thing and the cards all attacking each other once you ended the round didn't feel as good.

In Hearthstone when you defeat the other player you directed your card to hit their hero, it then caused their hero the crack and explode with great fanfare. Artifact doesn't do that. Artifact was clearly made by people who design card games rather than people who make video games.

>dumb nigger thinks steam is the company
Opinion discarded
Anyways, Artifact died because it's the HoTS of card games. It came late into an already saturated market, had a shit pay system, and rode on the coattails on the lore of their other game.

god the girls in gurren lagann are so hot

Because it's not just a game made by the guy behind magic. It's a game where, whether you like it or not, the retards that are post 2010 Valve developers had an influence and like for everything after the orange box, it was a negative one.

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God I want to FUCK Yunyun

>konosuba stream gets taken down AGAIN in just minutes
>TTGL stream still going strong

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anyone else joining the feels trip of nausicaa of the valley of the wind?

>fair pricing
All other card games are free though.

>konosuba stream gets taken down
>he doesn't know

>actually discussing artifact
this thread was made for the purpose of shitposting you retards

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Shrek 2 is on mate

twitch.tv/artisuba3

>the background shows the top stream
kek

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Dota 2 was shit, then lootboxes from tf2 with 0.000001% unusual drop rate.

>Nichijou stream
Alright, this is based

the jojo stream has been up for over two hours at this point, I'm starting to think that the user that said they can't take down copyright streams unless told by the rights holder might be right, since stuff like porn is being taken down while regular anime and movies aren't

BASED

jej

The core gameplay is boring as fuck because it has way too much RNG and little to no control over the game.
The Devs went after streamers and e-sport fags for feedback, and everyone lied through their teeth about the game so they wouldnt get kicked out of the beta. Everyone wanted to be the next kripp and thought "i dont really like artifact, but it will make me so much cash, so im shilling for it"

thats because porn and illegal shit like the NZ shooting are priority bans you fucking brainlet. twitch can ban you for whatever they want.

>actual serious replies
LULW

>that guy who streamed loli porn for a few minutes
F

>people streaming porn
now this unfunny shit

/xcxcxcx123xc
COME HERE

FINALLY artifact is getting some love. Just look at those views! Valve should step up right away

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mate your showing tits, try not to get banned and delet

>using twitch speak outside of twitch
You faggots are as bad as the fuckheads who blurt out Yea Forums bullshit outside of Yea Forums

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People report loli but not lesbians

join the TTGL stream

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Let them be. At least it stays on topic.

fuck off I'm not gonna report loli, I'm gonna watch it

where is the guy from yesterday and friday, who was streaming all the hitler documentaries including GSNT

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/iloveartifact3000
Were watching some 2hu Fantasy Kaleidoscope. Come join if you're interested.

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Because they tried to actually make a good game in a shit genre. Shit genres only succeed when you appeal to retards, children, and addicts. The genre doesn't appeal to the feelings that meaningful and deep game play delivers. It appeals to shallow, addictive, quick and incessant small dopamine releases. If you don't make the most cancerous game imaginable in these cancerous genres you will fail.

kek

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>top stream thumbnail
oh boi

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I'm not saying *you* reported it. I was in a smaller stream with some others and they admitted they were reporting the loli stream.

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>everything's being streamed
>except Kung-pow
so this is nu/v/

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Valve banked everything on their popularity and the Dota brand being enough of a justification to ask people for money just to play a digital tcg AND pay money for each card. The business model was absolutely disastrous.

I also believe that the core design of it was too complex for the average player, especially when it comes to spectating.

They underestimated the value of actually possessing physical cards and the feeling of truly owning them. The pricing was their greatest fault.

>Pay to play
>Pay to do anything
>Pay to win
>Pay more

>Up against Hearthstone and MTGA which you can play free-to-play quite reasonably.

Gee I wonder.

>they admitted they were reporting the loli stream.
pathetic cunt and faggots
I hope you dont do this shit

Wait, did i miss anything? When did Artifact twitch became shitposting central?

>russian guy watching blacked
absolute state of slavs

Nah I was watching it myself.

What's going on in the second from the right?

/xcxcxcx123xc
/xcxcxcx123xc
/xcxcxcx123xc
/xcxcxcx123xc

Reddit caught the whole thing. It's about to shut down soon since its trending

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what game is this?

yesterday allegedly.
shitposters have already won.

It's just not a fun game. simple as that.

Does it matter?
Relax and have fun

kys nigger

who /thicccomps/ here?

fuck

XQC, the biggest Overwatch streamer, joined in on the fun. It's all ogre

>card games

based

is this what all gay pronz is like?

>putting effort into the title

SUPER-BASED

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we move to mass effect andromeda then

The disastrous part was you had to pay to play against a single person each time.

that faggot slasher on twitter too

but it's still absurd to imagine they would've left the Malcolm and Jojo streams up for hours and hours, specially Malcolm which has been consistently on the top for views with over a thousand viewers

>240p gachi stream
top jej

STREAM THE FUCKING FILM YOU RETARDS. ITS ALREADY GONNA END SINCE REDDIT AND TWITCH STREAMERS ARE CATCHING ON

FUCKING STREAM KUNG-POW

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He is not the first, they are all trying to cash in on free views

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Most of them have some funny titles

RIP

Gabe Newell

iloveartifact3000 here, will do after Touhou is done with.

Can confirm, and also as someone who likes Dota.
I can say with utter certainty that 95% of the Dota playerbase would take more heroes and better balance patches than fucking spinoff games.

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It was a game no one needed.

>Niggress ass stream
based

This.
Move to Mass Effect Andromeda once the shitshow ends.

Thanks for the input Nero, much appreciated friend.

somebody should stream the K-ON movie

>spiderverse and Kripp in the corner
/comfy/

>too complicated
To appeal to masses you need game like heartstone which is the easiest card game you have ever seen carefully balanced about 50:50 so even bad player can win half of their matches

>too expensive
I dont know what they were thinking with the price when even gwent was free to ppay model and witcher 3 fans literally begged for standalone gwent (yet it was that fun to play)

>too late
Game industry is oversaturated with good games. These days even good game can flop hard. Why? Because there is only so many games you can play / buy per year. This game could make millions if it was released 10 years ago. Not now when even shadowverse struggles.

Also slay the spire. It is better and more fun single player game card game than these multiplayer ones will ever be.

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valve banked on recognition giving them enough of a boost to compete with hearthstone

but then magic the gathering came online again and managed to not fuck up

Yep, basically everything associated with rewards HAD to have a paywall, otherwise it'd devalue cards and crash the market.

>Art_of_FCK 24/7

based mad lad

BASED and -xitpilled

There are other OW streamer? I thought it was just him and OWL carrying it on Twitch

Nobody wanted another card game and it was too much for normies to pick up causally

I'm too old for this shit. I'm getting 29 and these zoomer doing this shit what did I do with my life fuck how old is the average twitch viewer 12?

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>800 viewers on the lara horse stream

>try to "ride the wave of popularity" of mobas and card games by combining them into a single game
>release the game years late when only die hards care about said genres
Honestly, even if the somehow changed it to a battle royale at the last second, it still would've been too late.

What the fuck is happening?

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>Valve wanting to bank on brand recognition.
>No Rubik
>No Roshan.
>No Invoker.
>No Runes
>No Divine Rapier

horse?

>animopron's Lara vids
holy fuck its going nuclear

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I could watch whatever porn I want and yet there's something novel about watching it on Twitch

how is the malcolm in the middle stream still up?

Something beautiful making twitch bearable for once.

forsen bajs, hearthstone's final laugh

no one cares to actually look at artifact so it's the perfect place to violate ToS

>getting

you're from spain right user

but yeah i think it's fucking dumb too, i'm just waiting for twitch to shut it down lmao until then just enjoy the show i guess

>most beloved PC games company
fuck off with this shit. you either live in a third world country like ruskiland or a half life drone.
valve is shit, other than portal they've never made anything good.

Life is unfair

what videonime is this? search for Shrine maiden yields too many junk results

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lol seething

why does the horse have a spiked ring round its dick?

The absolute state of jojobronies

>all the people streaming shit then host their main channel
absolutely disgusting

Rubick is fucking dead

the absolute goddamn state of my sides right now

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that's one of the touhou ovas

>2k views on Lara Horse porn

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Really enjoying the exciting gameplay

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it's touhou you dumb secondary

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nice b8 m8

the horse overtook Malcolm in the middle so its the banner now

>xcxcxcx123xc on top
>that directory header now

GIGABASED

A shitty hearthstone ripoff

>1.8k viewers
This shit isnt even that good, he has the Quiet one

I actually might fucking call my job off just so I could come home and stream Kung-pow since nobody's fucking doing it during the commotion

can somebody save me the trouble and just stream it? This is a golden opportunity to relive the old days or am I the only oldfag here?

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It was a game nobody wanted

>she starts puking cum
>I get hard

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i would but i'm too busy with TTGL

>3000 people on twitch watching animated bestiality with a giant HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG banner
What a time to be alive

>code geass stream
goddamn I forgot how stupid this show was, and thats what made it fun. Its been 9-10 years now since I've last seen it, thank you Artifact for giving me an excuse to rewatch it with a bunch of autistic faggots

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Kung pow is happening after 2hou

dead

>fountain killed it

are you people really watching the horse stream?

>stream is banned after lara finally shits a fountain of horse cum out of her asshole as SCOTLAND FOREVER ear rapes everyone

>Oldfag
>Streaming
You're a newfag user, wear it with pride.

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Got a link?

fuck they killed it

It's a badly designed, resource-based mess.
Play yugioh

/Iloveartifact3000

>staff niggers actually waited until the end of the horse lara clip before they banned the dude

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someone is streaming loli again

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They're killing all the streams. It's fucking over

and nobody streamed kung-pow.

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>Artifact - LOLI DLC

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>no one is streaming THE ROOM

what a fucking disgrace desu desu senpai

RIP

Sup lads that was fucking based whoever it was

a glorious sight to be sure laddy

The stream that played Superbad is doing Project X now, still up!

/abccba1234cx
/abccba1234cx
/abccba1234cx

NEW LARA

Don't forget

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I still don't know who exactly the five armies are.

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youtube.com/watch?v=wm7mfDOXcNY

dammit the endgame one got taken down

what is the appeal of SFM?

>Enter the stream
>Immediately gets removed.
Anyone know sauce of the anime playing?

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>Alizee stream still going
God she was perfect

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/howitsmadebruh
now this is a based stream

Dorfs, elves, men of dale, orcs and wargs

>streaming the titanic
>title: if artifact was a ship

>most beloved pc company
>fair pricing and trading

Nigga what.

>orcs and wargs
I tought they were one army. Thanks fren.

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krabik_39

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>ARTIFACT HORSE DECK NO DLC WIN STREAK

>he never watched justin.tv streams of cartoons from Yea Forums
>calls other newfags

Am I doing your math homework you cyka nigger?

Why is apustaja so cute

>on this episode:
>sóy beverages
you can't make this shit up

>they just shot dow austin power stream
aww he streamed the whole Ace Ventura no problem

someone sauce the hentai loliisloveloliislife123 was streaming

holyshit

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>that guy streaming raw gachi for the 26th time
absolutely fucking based

Watching alien now boys /anyartifacters

Oyasumi Sex

>scat and puke streams
Oh fuck

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>deflecting volleys of arrows with perfectly timed twirly ballista bolts

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ARTIFACT IS BACK IN TOWN

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he's still pure unlike his older, corrupted self

Becasue he symbolises one of our deepest desires, to just be frenly and have a good time.

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>austin powers stream died
fug

what animu is this character from?

ok so now this is over.

>This oen guy hosting a fucking engineering lecture

holy fucking shit

Brazil

Very nicely put user

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...what

which stream?

This truly is the greatest timeline lads

Is Brazil-tan

how do you people find this stuff?

ah so it is mascot not animu character?
she is cute tho

I was just watching it before the streamer hid it

jesus how dumb is this nigger doing the hentai puzzle stream?

>his older, corrupted self
Groyper?

>Those Terry streams
based

>fair pricing and marketing
What kind of fucking card game forces you to pay 20 dollars just to be able to play with cards you got from booster packs, or cards you bought individually?

I wanna stream Panda Warrior because its even better than Kung-pow in terms of meme material but I can't fucking find a torrent link since its obscure

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AYAYA is slowly becoming more powerful, listening to it while watching this 50IQ subhuman try to solve puzzles is comfy

>tfw you loved Alizee growing up so much you shamelessly used her hairstyle for an OC

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I'm glad I never paid to watch the hobbit, this is genuine trash

source?
also who is Alizee

>that visible pause as he almost uncovers two matching cards but his monkey brain can't put it together
This is driving me insane.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>was 13 when she became big
I lost so many unborn children to her...

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frog princess

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not as perfect as 2d though

>frog princess
no idea who it is but ok

>tfw we can use the power of artificial intelligence to upscale and make her videos HD
>the deepfaking technology already exists too
You'll spill even more unborn children, lad

Wow, who would have guessed no one wanted to play card game #840380928.

And I just know Valve is looking at this flop and is thinking "huh, I guess no one wants us to make games anymore". FUCK you, Valve.

Shitposters using the vacant Artifact subpage to show whatever

if you can't google you might as well kill yourself

>tfw lolistreams die like in a minute or so

One of the best things to come out of france.

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This is unironically the best thread Yea Forums has had since we moved to 4channel.

/BrentonAndTheBoys

AYAYA bots are down

YOU'VE GOT SOME NERVE COMING OUT HERE
INTO THE EYE OF THE STORM

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M O I
O
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L O L I T A
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chika dance>ayaya

Dead game and dead twitch directory. Shitposters got up and decided it needed some love

Why isn't anyone streaming JAV? I'd watch JAV artifact.

based

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Keep going.

KEK

How old is she in these?

old enough

>Made by the most beloved PC
?
>Brain behind Nethack and MTG behind it
and?
>Fair pricing and market trading
¿

Around 18-19 years old, that's when she hit it big internationally.

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watched end game and borat tonight thanks to artifact streams. was fun.

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>streaming JAV

just a reminder she is like 20% what;s left of classic france

Someone post that photoshoot of "france subway" where it is all nigger down to the core

>L4D3
Because it wasn't.

Bring back the Touhou stream

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Did she die?

yeah right, valvecucks were defending this shit since day one.

>40.000 is actually a good number for a card game

project x is such a shit movie

porn goes down really quick compared to something like christchurch shooting

watching shit lotr
comfy night thanks absolutely mental artifact lads

Actually decent vid explaining how it started youtube.com/watch?v=S5qyqUE9dW4

>tfw 10 hero units in TW:Warhammer join the battle

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bruh wath teh fuck

No, just became old, didn't make hits anymore and is seen as c-star in france dance shows.

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Yeah I use to like it when it first came out, rewatching now it's actually pretty shit.

/nicetrystafflul

iloveartifact3000 got suspended. Some faggot reported it. The 2hu livestream will be back up shortly, along with Kung Pow afterwards.

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You'd think that Twitch's moderation would be better.

There's a few BLACKED and GACHI streams on for hours now.

Ok Dota2 is decent but now god damn valve is trying to resurrect the card game era. haha yeah no.

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where's alizee 3
dont hold out on us.

>why did it fail
It is stupidly full of Negative Player Experience.
You get a random hand of cards with no mulligan option. Your heroes are randomly assigned and randomly facing either a random enemy hero or a minion. Minions are assigned randomly to lanes and positioned randomly. Even playing cards is a negative play experience: you pass initiative to the opponent, and if they have something broken available to play like Annihilation or Moment of Triumph the best thing you can do is NOT PLAY A CARD ON YOUR TURN.
Imagine spending real life money on a card and finally having the opportunity to play it and you can't or you will get punished. This is why it didn't launch.

Even if this wasn't hot as fuck, this is a god damn cute outfit. If this was years and years ago, it seems pretty ahead of it's time in terms of trendy style

Fuck that the whole section barely has anything Artifact related lol.

>he needs someone to tell him what happened
it literally comes down to some idiot streaming offtopic shit at the right time to create a meme

It's here Only have five total, so this is the last one.

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I dont know what's better, newips coming here and posting serious replies or twitch madness

this is just constant leggy moments god damn this shitty film

>16k
jesus

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Yeah. This literally means that they actually don't have any staff working on moderation at all.

One single mod with a ban hammer would keep this away. But not, you can just stream porn for hours.

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i didn't know nymn started it all

I think this proves that theory that Twitch staff are very separated in powers and banhammer guys actually pretty rare

I don't know this game but there is a lot of porn on twitch right now under Artifact.

What is this memery about?

>someone went out and got themselves a artifact tattoo

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oh, I missed it.

Man she's fuckin great looking, rip we wont get any more.

literally watch the video linked a few posts above

they ban 5 porn and hentai streams, but brenton and the boys is still up

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neither did I, in fact I dont even go on twitch, it really just comes down to just thinking how this could be happening

all this shows is people just want to watch tv shows and movies togethere. malcom in the middle has been great.

>GoT stream still running

Kek

well we disguised it as a real Artifact thread

THE TOUHOU STREAM IS BACK ON

EXPECT KUNG POW ONCE THATS DONE

>stream showing some camgirl, and then hosting that same girl on twitch so she sees it
holy shit, uber fucking based

You think that's funny?
Some people made /mlp/ tattoos

Fuck, why couldn't this have been three or four hours earlier so I could participate

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In the podcast with Garfield he makes it clear he's happy to make the game for 1% of the population. He said the primary problem was the myths and hate for the game basically scared away that 1% he needed. I think he's right and that the RNG problems in the game aren't really issues if you are willing to explore the game.

The problem is Valve. Valve made zero effort to ensure the game got into the hands of people who would like the game. I would love to play the game but I knew Valve would and did fuck up entirely. They were stone fucking silent for months, said "oops" and were dead fucking silent for another two months.

Valve let the game die. Didn't fucking lift a finger to help it and counteract all the criticisms and myths surrounding the game. Now they made drafts free essentially reneging on the economy that was going to be fine in time once it was stable and now the economy is permanently fucked. There are have been bots farming shit probably with millions of cards in their accounts, which means they utterly and wholly control the market and anybody who undercuts them will simply get their cards bought and they'll just up the price. The truest sign the game is dead is because Valve impulsively changed the game from the bitching about the price and now the economy is run by bots; it's fucking over.

How long though, it's 3am and I got classes in the morning

three or four hours ealier? its been like this since like Friday senpai

>Valve let the game die.
>it's fucking over.
Didnt they recently made an announcement they are reworking it?

the streams have been going on for basically 3 days now, its just that Yea Forums was late to the party

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god damn I forgot how comfy first part of ttgl was

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>Streaming the Christchurch massacre
I thought Twtich kept an eye in these things. Or is the Artifact section the garbage section.

do you really think Valve is going to rework the game and not just leave it in limbo?

I mean they did in early March I think and 0 communication afterwards.

twitch moderation is laughable because almost no one has the actual power to ban streams entirely

>comfy
>Kamina dying
>Simon's depression arc

Valve created a game that nobody but Mr. Moneybags wanted. It's like when Blizzard announced the mobile Diablo. Nobody wants that. Artifact was just another money making scam as they didnt make enough money on selling knife skin lootboxes to cykas. It wasn't even enjoyable to play, just felt frustrating and clunky to play.

Dunno
Sounds like classic Valve

In 30 minutes

But someone is literally streaming a guy shooting people in the head.
I thought the Twitch staff would give a shit about it.

why dont twitch cancer mods just lock down Artifact category?

>TTGL stream killed right before episode 8
MOTHERFORKERS

NOOOOOOO BROS THE GURREN LAGANN STREAM

It's Sunday and everyone who matters isn't working.

>christchurch shooting is now the highest viewing stream
>2k views
What in the fuck

kek

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>2k viewers and counting
HOLY BASED

brenton and the boys is now the top stream, while twitch was focusing on porn streams instead

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It's gonna matter on Tuesday. PR's gonna rake them over the coals and this won't be allowed to happen again.

SOMEONE MAKE ANOTHER ACCOUNT THEN. DONT LET THEM STOP THE FUN NOW

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>Brentonandtheboys

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>does he read chat?
KEK I died at this. Twitch is fucked.

don't believe in yourself

They said they're reworking it.

But we know that's likely a lie. And even if it's the truth and they're stupid enough to actually keep working on it, the economy has been irrevocably fucked by the bots. There is no fucking recovering from this current state even if they're working on it. I can see the economy is entirely fucked; if they don't see it they're more fucking useless than you can possibly imagine.

Unless their solution is to redesign literally every card in the game to make the current cards worthless in the new metagame, there's no fixing the game's economy, which is just as important as the game itself. It's fucking done. They impulsively gave players free drafts from their bitching without thinking that it would kill the economy and now it has.

Anybody who thinks Artifact is going to come back is fucking delusional and retarded.

The stream before that one with the shooting had some 2000-3000 viewrs and was on a loop before they got to it, Either mods can't just ban channels and need admins to do it, or they really don't give much of a shit about it.

wow look at that

>4th run
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

F ;_;7

F

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>GURREN LAGANN STREAM GOT SNITCHED
FUCK YOU

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Okay, this is pretty based and redpilled.

somebody (you) me when TTGL comes back, I'm gonna go watch Malcolm

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>literally second time today christchurch shooting gets shot up to the top
twitch is a fucking joke and this is hilarious

>come back

but it was never alive to begin with

terrybros....

/ttgl_backup1

They'd rather ban another anime stream

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If they gave a shit they'd contact the admins
Is twitch mod a volunteer position or do they make minimum?

I enjoy this. Watched half of fury road and The Thing.

twitch is so fucked, adpocalypse inc

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Copyright is more important

>someone with a verified checkmark in chat
only the biggest keks

All the good streams go private once they reach a decent amount of viewers anyway

it on

>2.6k viewers on the Christchurch stream

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it's back

And don't forget to subscribe to pewdiepie, lads.

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ttgl_backup1 WE BACK BOYS

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>3k views
kek

3.1k now. The fuking state of twitch mods

What the fuck is going on?

So how long is the Chrstchurch video?

how is it still up

Nobody wants to dedicated half an hour to a single card game session. You wanna know why Hearthstone is fun? Because it's usually over in 5 minutes.

not people, mudslimes so its ok

2hou friend remember to unlist stream after it gets a good number so we don't get shutdown again

I know that some of the bigger channels pay their mods simply becuase they have actual working hours to be online and moderate due to the amount of streams and spam in them. Smaller ones are volunteering. It's more of a "I like this channel, I would like to help." kind of thing

F

F

Not long enough.

We had it play for like 4 loops earlier, including the DOOM version

TTGL episode 8 in 5 minutes, go take your bathroom breaks

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The account that's streaming the shooting is now trending on popular channels.

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they couldn’t be bothered to put effort into marketing it

>It's over
Wew lad
Is that all the video or is there more? Now I'm curious.

>stream dies and everyone instantly goes over to the latina getting fucked channel

>2.2k on Christchurch
>only 50 on the 2hu stream

Sad!

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>this retard actually believes Artifact to be a real game and not a 4D chess play to annihilate twitch so Valve can push Steam.tv

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>literal gore footage of a guy gunning down people in a mosque
>stays up for 20-50 minutes at a time with over 3000 viewers
Seriously, how can twitch mods be THIS incompetent? Even fucking Yea Forums moderators are more competent, and they do it for free

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/ourguy/ stream is over

Sad, at least we have this.

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You the streamer?

Nice.

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did you make screenshot?
they have yanked him

Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

maybe fucking stream Kung-pow instead

TW:3K is beaten. Lets take overwatch next.

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man they keep banning my Lara stream so fast

twitch thot mad cashing out on the artifact meme wave

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>wanting normgroids to shoot 2hu up to the top

It's best 2hu stays small, the 80's anime movie stream hasn't been banned because it's always in small numbers

i don't give two shits about some fanime
stream your lunatic 1ccs or stream kung pow

>he even made backup accounts as well
Today is a good ass day

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Twitch stats are so fucking skewed this weeked
how do they sort this shit out

ALERT! TWITCH STAFF IS ON THE MOVE

I REPEAT

ALERT! TWITCH STAFF IS ON THE MOVE

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ttgl_backup2 if it gets taken down again lads

Horse SFM, Christchurch shooting and ball busting, based

how about you stream it if you're so great

nice

>He could have said "Subscribe to T-Series in order to bring the corporatist war into full swing, but didn't.

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I hope none of this goes back to nymn I like his shitposting streams

OH NONONON BROS THE KISS OF DEATH

>All these CBT streams

holy

honestly i'm surprised it took this long for people to figure out mass streaming off-topic content on twitch would be extremely hard for them to deal with

Yeah

Press F to pay respects

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>tfw the porn channel gets suspended before anyone says the girl's name

>tfw name is Simon
>tfw everyone spamming Simon got cucked

really hope nymn doesn't get fucked for all this

any lara sfm streams up
those are the best ones

Fuck I'm blind, just noticed the Artifact gameplay in the corner of the TTGL stream

The absolute state of Artifact

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NOT THE MALCOM IN THE MIDDLE STREAM!

They killed the Wolf Children stream right before the climax at the same time that the Christchurch shooting was on top followed closely by horseporn.

I'm mad.

The guy who streamed the Christchurch terrorist attack ruined Artifactflix. There's a thread on front page reddit about it.

Which one is the comfy stream?

RIP

how its made stream

Garfield is a hack. He is not the greatest game designer who's ever lived. People make good games and bad games, and to be honest while MtG was good for its time it aged poorly. No other card game nowadays does random resource draws from the deck anymore. Netrunner was at its best under FFG, and Keyforge is a mess.
>I think he's right and that the RNG problems in the game aren't really issues if you are willing to explore the game.
I played that shit. It is not fun to pass several turns in a row because none of your cards can be played. It is not fun to pass when you have a card to play but you can't give Blue initiative to Thunder God's Wrath. It is not fun to get shit cards to buy while your opponent keeps getting TP scrolls. It is not fun to roll the dice to see if your dudes live or die because of Defy Death or whatever the card was called. It is not fun that 90% of the cards are "gain X stats" or "apply X status effect to Y". It is not fun when most of your hand is Locked. It is not fun when the outcome of an entire battle hinges on who gets the first action on this single crucial turn in Lane 1.
Playing cards is fun.This shit is not fun.

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER

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he is 100% getting b& after all these nz shooting streams
someone is even streaming a roblox recreation of it right now
>robloxnzroleplay

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ek

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>jews are made of garbage
who would have thunk

I am highly nostalgic to Valve's good games. Artifact is hot garbage. No actual Valve fan wanted Artifact

(you) me if another cozy Ghibli stream starts up

Nobody wanted to play it

This shit is hilarious. How often does stuff like this happen? I never use Twitch.

>Reddit, Twitter, multiple 100k streamers, and fucking resetera finding out about this
>meanwhile still no stream of Kung-pow
Do it before its all over you dicks

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it literally is. when xqc/OWL isn't streaming OW it slips from like a top 10 game to below top 15

I expect this not to be cleaned up until Tuesday. Today is Sunday, it's about to be the evening in the states, and Monday is a holiday for burger land.

pokemon does but it works for the most part because of strong search engines

>Paying for a card game in 2019

They should have made it free to play with starter decks and then had the 20 dollar buy-in +packs+ETC extra

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Started on 24
I remember some early meme streams on justin but in recent history dont recall much meme-waves on twatch

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING user

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/nicetrystafflul

Wait until touhou is over.

>porn streams go down in 5 minutes but the entire Christchurch shooting got played twice before it was taken down

TWITCH MODS ARE AWAKE. THEY DELETED EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW

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They got the Malcom stream

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>it really is a roblox roleplay
heh

where can I go to watch porn with other anons after the twitch fun is over
not talking about live camwhores

Fucking Idiot. Of course this will end soon, but it was really nice while it lasted. Can't find what you mention on reddit though.

Now i just get insta banned.
Was fun though.

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Oh fuck they got them all. only ones left are from twitch whores

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find cytube rooms

What's everyone watching right now?

based zoomers

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It's always the edgelords that ruin shit like this.

TTGL episode 8

ANIKI

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>fair pricing

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>not being comfy watching Shawn of The Dead

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NSFW Rabbit.

austin powers

based

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NO
ANIKI
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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ttgl
bout to hit the shit episodes of mopey simon so gonna bail after this one

Code Geass stream, I've already rewatched TTGL at least one trillion times

>endgame banned again
wtf :(

Terry singing Paranoid

>release game into oversaturated market
>charge for it despite said oversaturated market consisting entirely of free to play alternatives
>make it pay to win by charging for cards on the market
and to top it all off:
>released game that is all of the above at a time when your company is under widespread scrutiny for their inactivity as game developers
recipe for disaster

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thinking about streaming gaki
would anyone watch it?

absolutely based

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>malcolm is gone
fug

/nicetrystafflul
/nicetrystafflul
/nicetrystafflul
KUNG POW IN A FEW MINUTES BOIS

Came late. Did anybody stream kung-pow?

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Try the Quiet one, they dont have it indexed

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kek

Took you long enough

Are you the type of Valve fan that wanted DOTA 2 then you fucking faggot?

konosuba s1 is almost over

Hobbit finished, now Pulp Fiction, tough it's close to the end I think.

fuck they're deleting everything

>christchurch stream

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F

Pls stream some Korean kino like I saw the devil

ANIKI NOOOOOOOO

ANIIKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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They let Titanic finish though.

why did he have to die bros?
why?

>EPISODE 8

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KUNG POW TIME
/nicetrystafflul

KUNG-POW IS UP. KINO IS ON THE MENU
/nicetrystafflul
/nicetrystafflul
/nicetrystafflul
/nicetrystafflul
/nicetrystafflul

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Its being streamed now at /nicetrystafflul

I see two
If you're gonna be edgy at least get new material faggots

why do all great heroes die virgins?

>I'm inevitable

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A

F U C K I N G

C
A
R
D

G A M E

based

>Kung-pow is finally streamed
>66 viewers

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So the mods are going to have to ban shit for how many daus for people to get bored of this lol?

>16k peaks as of today
Unstopabble

>no more malcolm stream
come on you fucks

Just finished Nausicaä

These streams remind me of the good old day of Justin tv.

fast and furious on pepelaugh__

Kung Pow just started

Who else /samurai cop/?

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New thread

I was watching the reviewbrah marathon before the kung power stream started

Based chat

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>fair pricing

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

/ritolovesartifact

I'll give you but Pokemon is also an old-ass game like MtG. Also games are 40% shuffling because of all the free easy tutoring.

New thread

>killed pulp fiction right before the last scene

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