LOL HE OWNS A SWITCH AND PS4!!! Bro, don't you know there is a new way to unwind when you're feeling cranky?

If it has one (1) decent JRPG and an enormous battery life then I'm interested.

ahh yes going for those deep Yea Forums pockets

Interesting but the asking price is too much
I'll let early adopters enjoy it, then maybe I'll have a chance to give it a go down the line

Unless it's a total failure, $150 is the cheapest it's ever going to get.

That its a hipster device that will have trash indie games on it?

That's not an original screen

I prefer my hipster garbage to be retro branded, thx

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No one knows...because you pre purchase them as a season pass for $150 and hope they are good.

Seriously, this is on their website.

So enjoy the fallout of Ouya2.0

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Is the crank for charging when there's no electricity?
Seems like a good console for the apocalypse.

>being upset about something that you're not the target audience of
How does this existing and people buying it negatively affect you?

they're getting cooler every day

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the earth has finite resources my dude. if you could compost yourself it would greatly improve life for the rest of the planet.

How about instead you buy a retro stone?

It costs the same amount but it has

1. A color display
2. A larger display
3. 8 buttons
4. Better Ergonomics
5. A fucking backlit screen
6. Wireless charging
7. No fucking crank
8. Can run basically any game on any system up to ps1.

And no, I'm not just shilling this thing. This is just one of dozens of similar systems that cost about the same and do FAR FAR more than the shitty crankboy.

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only brainlets think this is anything like ouya. this is a collectors luxury device.
it isn't meant for poorfags who want an affordable way to play modern games.
it's basically a gameboy that has 12 games made by indie veterans.

9. Shitty old games I've already played and/or could play right now if I wanted to (but I don't want to).

no it's basically a joystick. it aint that hard to fucking google it nigger

Oh I'm sorry, what exactly is on the Crankboy? Oh, nothing? No confirmed games just a subscription you have to buy with the promise of new games eventually?

Great. Enjoy your fucking mario clones or whatever garbage they make.

still looks nice though
refurbished cases??

glad we have u looking out for us

look another poorfag that doesn't realize the point of the device

Oh I will fucking enjoy them, but I suspect I will like it even more when (You) come on Yea Forums to tell me how shit the games you will NEVER EVER get to play actually are.

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I'm actually interested

The jucero of the gaming world

It doesn't, nor am I "upset" about it.
Doesn't mean I can't make fun of it though.

based rich fag that enjoys life

BASED

>having to boot up cumbersome game syste
>not crankin' one out at a moment's notice
That's a crankin' good deal at 150 dollarydoos

CNC'd Aluminum shells, buttons, glass screens, backlit IPS LCD displays, rechargable batteries, stereo output, you name it.
These things are dirt cheap fun to tinker with, so people build a lot of stuff for it.

I'm conflicted
On the one hand Katamari Damacy
On the other hand Firewatch

I live near Panic's office, I might knock on their door and ask them if I can demo this thing

holy based

the fuck?

Stop giving these shills attention you stupid fucks.

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I might get one if they start selling them for cheap. 150 dollars is pretty steep for something like this.

That's just how it is, you you crank what I mean

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It's a limited quantity. I doubt it'll ever go down in price unless you buy second hand

is this crank fag device the most reddit thing in years? who the fuck would buy this lol

This. The black and white screen better mean it has a fucking 10-20+ hr battery life playtime.

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>10-20+ hr battery life playtime.
Original GBA from 1990 had a 22 hours battery life. This thing better push 50 hours.

I can't tell where the irony stops and the paid shills begin.

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>sees a limited edition portable system with unique controls and 12 minigames made by indie veterans
>retorts by posting images of old gameboys and cheap emulator handhelds
>gets pissed when someone calls him a cheap nigger who misunderstands the point of the crankboy

Start seething in 3...2..1...go

It's a more defined higher pixel density screen, I can understand it not being that high. 18 is the minimum I would accept, and if it actually broke 30hr PLAYTIME I would consider buying it.

>crank doesn't even charge the system
Not worth it then. The only reason the crank is there is so they can't act hip and cool about it. If the crank charged it, it would be a lot less hipster trash. Its would still be hipster trash, but not as much as it is right now.

>no crank
and you lost me

How much money do you think "people" on Yea Forums have and how many have seen that comment?

You do realize only contrarian niggers who have issues with comprehending the simplest of lifes logic use the word "shill" on a game forum?

>indie veterans
The biggest name they have is the Katamari guy and he literally made 1 good game. Everyone else on their list made 1 mediocre game tops

>$150
DOA
Only hipsters will buy this thing

yeah i said veterans (plural) assuming they had more than one. my bad, interested in seeing what they make even though i ain't buying it

What is the point of the crank boy, exactly?

Also
>indie veterans
>Keita Takahashi and Zach Gage and Bennett Foddy and Shaun Inman.

>Hasn't made anything noteworthy in over a decade
>Has never made anything noteworthy, just a shit ios word game
>Has never made anything other than a shitty pretentious "Hard" game
>A fucking chiptune composer for fucking ios games

Wow, a hasbeen and 3 nobodies.

that's who it's aimed at, niggerbrain

>only indie garbage games
>looks incredibly uncomfortable to hold
>completely overpriced meme hipster handheld

jesus christ

it looks slick and it's operated by a crank

I haven't seen this pile of trash anywhere other than it being shilled on here. What gives? Just shitposting?

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yeah, i just wanted to make a pun (which nobody appreciates here) and people call me a shill

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This your first time? this happened before with OUYA and had tons of tripfags bragging about backing this and spamming their receipts

This is just an imitation now, but nobody seriously bought it yet

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>Crankboy
Soulja boy is interested in this

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>This is a collectors luxary device.
I'm pretty sure any serious collector into retro shit would just drop that $150 on an actually rare game, or something like a neo geo.

thats not slick nor does it play vidya

>collector into RETRO shit
Yeah, im sure he would since he collects RETRO shit you stupid nigger

by the way, not everyone is a poor nigger like yourself

>financially literate
>not an abandonware shill
>poor

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