Currently, aboard the US/v/ Ishimura

Any particular reason why we aren't allowed to contact the Aegis VII colony? My fiancee is down there!
I swear I'm about to take a drop ship to go see what's going on

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Engy here. It's easier than carrying that shit around everywhere. Maybe if I didn't have to pay out the ass with my own money to upgrade the inventory space on my suit I'd take that shit with me. Until then if you get tired of tripping over plasma cartridges complain about it to the cheap fucks in charge

bros, I saw a giant bat. why does the ishimura have giant bats?

That's the worst case of eczema I've ever seen

WHO THE FUCK WRITES THIS SHIT ON THE WALLS?!

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Stupid fucking engineers "accidentally" cut through the walls again
Why do these plasma cutters have a fucking 30ft range again?

Unitologists think they're sacred so we're not allowed to kill them. Not even joking.

*scitters*

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I can't wait to get back on Titan. This ship is scaring me.

EVEN THOUGH THEY MAKE UP 13% OF THE POPULATION....

Uh, I hear screaming in the mess hall and I can't bring up any of the security cameras
What the Hell is happening?
Can we please get a riot squad down there?
I'm legit scared right now

Hello? I went inside one of the Stores to upgrade my suit but now it's saying insufficient funds and it isn't letting me out.
Hello? HELLO!?

It always sounds like that on Falafel Friday

Hey can anyone go see who is manning those astroid lasers. He isnt doing a very good job today.

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Remind me against why they have to be manually manned instead of remotely from the bridge?

I sure hope there aren't any mishaps on this trip. Looking forward to getting home

>that one guy who used stasis on someone as a prank

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eeeeewwwwwwww guys look at thi- EEEEWWW
what the fuck is this thing

PSA to all individuals that have built in kinesis into your RiG: Using said kinesis device to launch objects around work areas is highly prohibited and will result in immediate disciplinary action
Please refer to the employee RiG handbook on proper kinesis module use in other words...
STOP SLINGING SHIT AROUND YOU MAN BABIES
We all went to college for engineering
Let's act like adults for Altman's sake

>that one guy who used stasis to prolong his orgasm for hours
>then the captain found out
>punished him by getting him to the point of orgasm then using stasis to deny him orgasm for hours
>30 days of this punishment

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>That one guy who 'jokes' about using stasis on the female crew members and 'hitting and quitting' before it wears off

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You have to make us whole, user.

...ADVANCED NECROMORPHS COMMIT UP TO 53% OF ALL ENGINEER MURDERS

Uh, yeah, this is hydroponics. I need an engineer to report up here. Our plants are dying at an exceedingly alarming speed, and there's this yellow gas leaking out of one of the chambers. Wait, is there someone in there? Do you have asthma?

I can't take it anymore
The buzzing...
Can't you guys here it?
OH GOD MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!
KILL ME!!!!!!

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>That one girl that insists on having the entire male crew do it to her.

Man those unitologists so dumb they need to write the code to their own alphabet on the walls

CALL THE SHUTTLE

Okay there really needs to be some regulations in regards to engineers upgrading their tools. Kevin's plasma cutter sets things on FIRE now. How is that going help him fix shit?

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Nicole is a freak

Hey, anyone know the cute glowing chick that keeps saying to make her whole? I'll fill her whole if you know what I mean

why the fuck is everyone bogarting the tools? I just checked inventory and we're all out of force guns, line guns, plasma cutters, etc. It's just a room FILLED with flamethrowers. I'm not a fucking welder. I've got a goddamn job to do and i need the right tools reeee

What the hell do you mean the goddamn ADS is offline?