Oh god. It's killing me... Imagine the smell in E3.
>13 days until E3
Isn’t e3 mainly attended by journalist? I’d imagine the smell isn’t so bad. Except there would probably be a smell of dilation blood from said journalist
Its been public for a bit now, which is why everyone is pulling out
Post 'em
Template please?
But... your date is wrong. its not on the 9th its on the 11... minimally!
>which is why everyone is pulling out
>only Snoy not doing anything
You niggers know EA is doing a stream on the 8th?
> caring about EA
Lol
baste
I care about the Star wars game from Respawn and I'd give PvZ3 a try as well
>HAHA LOOK MOM, I POSTED SQUILLIAM DYING AGAIN!
also no Devolver
EA is out, Activision is basically out, Nintendo only has the booth and not the large presence they would have 10 years ago. The ESA are just a bunch of jews so people figured out they don't need to be at E3 to take in the buzz. Sony will just drop a totally not E3 related but its in early June State of Play to quickly get out news and disappear again
>another Absolute State of Play
>Betterfiehd and Call of Poopy are gone oh no!
I wonder what shirt Phil is gonna wear this year
also EA is still there they just don't make a conference and instead a livestream
EA is unaffiliated with ESA now, and just do a totally not taking advantage of June 8-11th buzz event. They left E3 last year, but still had a press conference. Now they are out entirely.
People are big enough, and the way news is handled now you can stop putting so much money and investment into this one event that still relies on the ESA. You can just do your own. Even journalists don't do as much as they used to for E3, because it became public.
They still do a livestream event where they reveal games, why does it matter if it's infront of people or not?
What matters is they aren't affiliated with the people who actually run E3, which means EA isn't at E3 or doing anything related to E3. Its just an event that just so happens to be around a big, long running event in June.
So just like Sony, EA has left E3 entirely. Its starting to slip that people don't need E3, and the people who need it are ones who need to gain mass attention like Microsoft who needs to catch up, Square-Enix who doesn't really have a good avenue for showing stuff, and people in similar positions to those two. Apparently its also background politics because if you "leave E3" you could lose your floor spot and position and gaining that back is difficult. So even someone like Konami doesn't pull out because its unlikely they could back that spot if in 2 years they have something.
>So just like Sony, EA has left E3 entirely. Its starting to slip that people don't need E3
But you know that Sony also cancelled PSX? It's just that they have nothing to show and their garbage State of Plays prove that.
Wtf it was 19 days a few days ago. What's happening??????????????
Obsessed
based as fuck
the dubs predict that there will be 15 games unveiled, 2 of which will be good
>expecting TESVI
kek
The type of time travel that even the average Joe has access to
Post those dream conferences:
Nintendo Direct:
>Right into the action as Retro's new game is shown off, hopefully with robust single player content
>Doug Bowser welcomes everyone. Mention's how he took over for Reggie. Back to the games.
>Mario Maker 2 launches this month! Shows off SMB 2 assets with throwing ability.
>(not actual gameplay footage)
>Porky revealed as next Smash newcomer, alongside a digital release of Mother 3
>Luigi's Mansion 3 full reveal, hopefully with less handholding than 2. Launches October
>Long look at Animal Crossing Switch. Launching November. "See some extended gameplay at Treehouse"
>SNES games coming to Nintendo Online! Yoshi's Island is among the first titles. Available after this presentation.
>Platinum devs talk a good deal about Astral Chain. Show off the gameplay. They end with a Bayonetta 3 trailer. Launching 2020.
>Indie sizzle reel.
>Short Dragon Quest XI trailer.
>Link's Awakening full reveal. Given a release date.
>Game Freak's new IP, Town, given a dev diary to close out the presentation. Catch Pokemon over at Treehouse.
>One more thing: Pikmin 4 teaser. Early 2020
>>Short Dragon Quest XI trailer.
Why would you want them to show DQXI again? I get doing it with stuff that has barely been announced, but DQXI is already out on other platforms, there isn't anything that needs to be shown or revealed.
your fan art shit is gay as fuck, I imagine your some fat shit with glasses on, stubble and currently wearing a pokemon shirt
>the only thing I have to look forward to in the next month or so is a stream of advertisements for games i wont ever buy
time to end it
PvZ3? Is it confirmed?
yeah
Plants vs Zombies 3
Need for Speed
Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
BFBC2 Remake
Dragon Age 4
2-3 indies
thats their plan
What should I add to my Ninty bingo?
Obsessed
>Plants vs Zombies 3
garden warfare or main game?
Go
Away
>Waiting for something that for some years became one big deception
YEAH NO.
Rent free.
Where's Super Mario Maker 2?
Oh my god, guys! The wait... THE WAIT! It's.. IT's...... L I T E R A L L Y KILLING MEEEE!!!!!
Everyday I bounce up and down in my chair like Mario while clapping non-stop, knowing that we are one day close to E3! I already have all my favourite video game characters prepared for The Great Squlliam Collage Festival and everything!
I can't wait any longer to see the VIDEO GAME ADVERTISEMENTS! I HAVE TO SEE THEM NOW! NOW! NOW! IT'S L L I I T T E E R R A A L L Y Y KILLING ME!!!!!
gw
Newfag
463583249
mega yikes
Nofun newfag. Fuck off back to resetera
Fuck your choices too, faggot.
you fuck off too
463583538
thanks for the you retard
gimme the good shit
I told you to go take a walk yesterday. It looks like you still don't get the point of E3 past your obsession of fitting in.
i chortled at these gaymers
Still need to add snoy in case they have an absolute state of play during E3.
Why is he blushing?
>including Literally Who and Greg Miller's Obnoxious Orgy
Bioshock 4 anyone?
wishful thinking I know
Post them.
All 3 are in
Steve for mojang
Banjo for rareware
Master cheif for Microsoft
Should i do grooky,sobble,and scorbunny next
>Doomslayer
Never ever
Also posting even moar
Deltarune/undertale
Doug bowser calls people pesky plumbers
This is going to age well.
This one is pretty gud
Thanks for the doomguy wojak, i was looking for one.
We're not hearing SHIT about ES6 for at least another 2 years. Starfield is what we'll be hearing about.
ABSOLUTELY BASED
Gw is better than the og series now after what they did to 2.
you don't watch e3 for the games, nitwit
you watch it for the embarrassment
Hoping for Metal Wolf Chaos XD and Metroid Prime 4 news, but what I'm dreaming for are two giant never evers: Half-Life 3/Episode 3 and new Melty Blood.
Also, I'd like to see Microsoft show fucking anything for the Xbox.
>He calls him Doomslayer
>Posts Banjo
There isn't even anything they could show up that would look good anymore. Everything is a sequel, nobody does anything original anymore because there is literally zero incentive to risk new ideas when you can go with safe formulas engineered towards years on end to maximize sales by pandering to the lowest common denominator. Everything is your average 2serious4u no fun allowed open world craft based gritty game with RPG elements that focuses on realistic mocapped animations at the expense of good and snappy controls. Why even bother?
>13 days
FUCKING FUCK
I FORGOT TO BUY A PS4 PRO / SWITCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ran out of space
fuck all of you ! theres no hope left !
what do i get if i put the cheese in the middle?
wait to see if they are gonna release an updated/new console
I also hate sony so don't even try to accuse me of that
I only watch E3 for the second-hand embarrassment
lmao
>giving a shit about e3 after 2009
I want
>a new fallout game that’s not shit
>anything from valve about games. Not hardware. Not steam. Games. Fuck. Gabe what happened where did you go
>KH3 dlc more substantial than a 7-11 keyblade
>Pokémon sword and shield info that’s not disappointing
I won’t get any of this
did these ever get finished?
what did he mean by this?
Games I’m looking forward to seeing more of:
>Bayonetta 3
>astral chains
>Nioh 2
>devil may cry 5 special edition expansion/dlc
>s-sony doesn't need e3
The only reason they aren't there is because they have no games to show off you shit
>hoping for prime 4 when it was reset a mere couple months ago
>forgetting based devolver
I really hope Nintendo focuses not so much on smash and maybe some new IPs instead.
>From software+ grrm game
>Cyberpunk release date
>Silksong release date
hype
For good reason, Devolver is nothing but regurgitated memes spread over an hour. utter cancer
I know deep down its gonna be shit. But being hyped anyway because all joy has been sucked from my life.
>>KH3 dlc more substantial than a 7-11 keyblade
You do know that they already told us what's going to be in there, right?
i only got bingo for the three conferences I'm actually bothering to watch, fuck all those literally who conferences
do you have the wojak picture of stayvun with this expression?
>13 days until E3
>"what the fuck that can't be right"
>checks calendar
Holy fuck, DMC5 was just announced at last year's E3; has it already been that fast?
PC gaming show is gonna be a disaster I tell you
I bet is smells like a laser tag arena right before closing time.
based
we need to exterminate rosterfags
where's sans
>hope Taro shows up
>know he'll be staying in bed
I laughed.
Its not open to the public. Only videogames journalists and marketers. You know; people who dont play videogames.
thanks user
>dmc 5
Still havent got around to finishing that. Or remake 2.
You're a madman.
Phil finally died when his last exclusive was confirmed to appear on PC
Also Bowsette sucks, Booete is better
>Events not in chronological order
>including literal who's
Seriously dude, Devolver is the least Literal Who of the literal who's, but fuck them, they don't deserve a spot.
>you already know exactly how it'll go but you'll watch it anyways and then be disappointed when it goes exactly as you thought it would
Smash threads are the most plebbit shit in this website (with the exception of /qa/'s hobby of sucking the mods' dicks)
>7 am in tokyo right now
>So this tweet must have been made at 4am
Does this mean he is in america for e3? Where its evening?
Who tf tweets at 4 am tbqh.
You literally just pay people for trailers. RE2 wasn't at Sony because of fond PS1 memories and Sekiro at Microsoft because the amazing relationship based on nothing but money between them and Activision.
Microsoft themselves will show off Halo, Gears, the Playground games game which is likely Fable. No Forza this year. Battletoads and I guess teases from studios they only bought a year ago who have projects ongoing like Outer Worlds, Wasteland 3 and apparently that revived concept Ninja Theory canned.
They would have the same shit as Microsoft, a few first parties and a ton of third parties. Its just a money match of throwing and see who bites.
What is this, a report card for ants?
It's 3250x2000
Surprise games i'm expecting
>new IP by shinji mikami, published by bethesda (he and a ton of evil within 1 devs were absent in the credits evil within 2)
>new horror game by frictional games (made soma, amnesia,penumbra)
>splinter cell, finally
>rayman 3d collection
>sony i am expecting to actually announce some stuff with a state of play video, ratchet and clank game and demons souls remake are absolutely games that exist, there have been too many rumors.
>capcom will announce a resident evil game, a megaman battlenetwork collection and something new
>square enix will announce nier remake, basically the og game but with platinum combat
>microsoft is publishing a banjo kazooie game made by playtonic that will also release on switch (and banjo in smash)
over-accurate and under-rated, this is the most spot on card in this entire thread
I’m just curious to see how Bethesda and Todd are going to handle this E3 after the complete train wreck and PR nightmare that was Fallout 76
thank you, I try
But she has no physical arms with which to hold you.
Sony has been focusing on the same games for a long while, they have nothing new to show off while Microsoft does even if it isn't a ton of stuff.
I solve that problem with a bullet
can ghosts go through themselves?
The text isn't
Are you using a phone? Just expand the image, genius.
Anyone who doesn't have Stockholm syndrome or isn't a literal shill shouldn't give a single view or comment to Bethesda's conference
You shouldn't be curious to see how theives manufacture another heist
This is how it looks when you open the image in a new tab.
These are very lofty expectations, dude.
Microsoft has iterations on existing franchises, mostly old. Sony has 2 new IPs and a sequel to a game only 6 years old. They have roughly the same slate of "fucking nothing, but maybe they buy up some cool announcements". The biggest thing Microsoft will have at their conference will be FROM's next game, which will be multiplat like usual. Then Cyberpunk, maybe a Ubisoft game. Third parties are always their big announcement, have been for a long time.
Potentially.
Try to take things slow and enjoy living life before leaping into that level of commitment though.
Peach will have to do in the meanwhile then
>KI4
My nigger. I hope to god they actually give them a budget this time. Of all the games that deserve a sequel KI is at the top.
I'm not the one who made that you fucking dunce
get some reading comprehension and then reply to the original post
Fuck off nigger I ain't reading through you arguing with your buttbuddy.
>3 games I want to see more footage of are Sony exclusives
>Sony says "fuck them kids"
All I have to look forward to is the ff7 news and smash DLC which makes me look normie af.
Halo infinite is my most anticipated game.
I gotta love how PC Gamer is being a bitch when called out on being partnered by Epic Shit Games for the conference. If they fucking dare take Yakuza from me I am going to fucking loose it
and other people look forward to TLOU2. Both companies are about on the same playing field, except Sony doesn't want to pay ESA for the E3 spot and also pay a bunch of trailers. They will just pay for trailers and do State of Plays even if most of them will be trash.
Japanese games aren't allowed on Epic store.
Let's say that this E3, the one game you have always wanted no matter what is not only announced there, but also will end up turning out when released to be 10/10 game of the decade for the 2020s and the most fun thing ever for you. But in exchange, you will have your right pinkie finger cut off surgically and only have four fingers for your right hand forever after.
Would you accept the terms of this to get the game you have always wanted?
No need, DMC5 happened this year
No
seconding this
need these stat
No
I found one that's a bit more filled in but it seems like he stopped doing it
They won't. That was just last year. They'll have a trailer for the DLC character and will probably show them off more at Treehouse.
>Imagine the smell in E3.
Snoys aren't going this year.
I can't believe he's coming to E3
I'm fucking hype you guys
That doesn't make any sense. You're mixing up stereotypes.
>implying that not all gamers smell bad
This.
You think we'll get news on Deltarune?
>13
What panel would Deltarune be at? Also if we are getting Deltarune at E3 then I imagine Toby will tease Gaster or something crazy for Chapter 2.
You wll get Deltarune news after Frisk is announced for Smash.
Devolver seemed interested in helping Toby with DR sooo... Eh?
thanks
Why the fuck haven't we made out yearly Squilliam collab yet?
June 1st, where have you been?
Cease!
GOLDEN SUN NEWS PLEASE CAMELOT FUCKING PLEASE
Can I ask WHAT THE FUCK happened to those nick games remakes that thq mentioned they were doing last year?
Twitter trannies and reshitera made a fuss about the 4+Yea Forums AMA and now the company wants to keep a low profile. Notice how even the aquisitions have slowed down.
Next week
No you fucking loon
>it's already E3 time again
Is Yea Forums making another picture again? I swear the last couple of years anons had already started submitting ideas and getting drafts together.
>leon and dante in the background
>RE2 remake and DMC 5 actually happened
Felt good
>picture
You mean like the squilliam collage or the road to E3?
>none of the games that I wanted from last years E3 are even out yet
Can someone spoonfeed me on what Sony is doing? Are they really absent or are they doing a video presentation like Nintendo? I don't know what to look out for.
Road to E3 is done, it was so terrible this year people already forgot it. Squilliam Collage and GIF collage are happening next weekend
They're completely absent and there is nothing confirmed saying they are doing anything. Some sonygros are trying to spread rumors that they have some massive, packed State of Play stream prepared for around the conference dates, but that's highly doubtful, and considering the last 2 State of Plays, it'd be shit anyway.
it says 9pm for nintendo, not 9am
Okay, thank you user.
June 1st
REEEEEEE I WANT A SWITCH BUT THEY MIGHT RELEASE A REVISION
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAA
THERES NOTHING TO FUCKING DOOOOOOOO
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
i haven't forgotten
but i REALLY wish i could
What was so terrible about it?
the problem with that road is that they started it too early, you have to wait until E3 is around the corner, like now would have been a decent time to make it
It was just people dumping their folders of character images. There wasn't anything relevant, let alone clever.
the road collages are always early as fuck. like the boat collage was started in fucking april 2017. (post in the top right corner date)
the real problem is that this year's felt like is was just made out of obligation. as if nobody actually cared about the image and instead just wanted to say "yep, it's done!"
Wario moon and Rocket Lawnchair worked
Most you can expect is a state of play vid. I would expect it to be placed after Nintendo in an attempt to one-up over the fact the Directs trend because of state of plays.
this is 2019's "trip/road to e3" btw
Fucking this
Emulate in the meantime?
>tfw no nintendo fren to watch the direct with while eating some snacks and talking shit
Why even live?
I'm pretty hyped
no because im not having some nigger take it, give it different color pallete, and then it gets into the collage while the original doest
yes im STILL seething over this
>a dozen of my submissions got in
feels good
i didnt even know it happened this year
What happened user? Tell me your woes
W-WHAT?
how new are you?
minor upd8 to my old one
You can safely remove Fortnite and Metroid Prime 4.
>Bowsette game
>Chief or Steve in smash
This man is delusional, get him out of here.
>Hotline Miami 3
please
I want SMT V news more then anything.
DMC 6 BABY
So, are you editing this image if any of these actually get announced? I mean you are plsying with fire by putting so many likely candidates that you are bound to hit a winner, and then all your effort will be wasted as everytime you try to post these images you will get
>tried to shit on X
>got BTFO
>OH NO NO NO NO
And if you try to rectify it, it will only look worse on your side, you dont see people posting the old anti-rool/incineroar/ridley images because they have become outdated and posting them leaves you open for mockery. Dont put every roster fag choice or you are leading your shot lived forced meme to an brief end.
good lord
can't watch it this year but hopefully we get somewhat decent stuff
>grade
>a bar
It's shit
kek
No Sony, no care.
looks good
bump!
Why are people so gung ho about something Dino Crisis related even happening? Literally nothing implies this other than bullshit debunked rumors and consumer wishlists.
wow this is shit
can we get a redo going
I think it already restarted once or twice, there's no saving it
BLOODBORNE 2
That IS the redo.
then why am I excited for them and why are we bringing them up
We already did a redo and THAT was how it turned out.
THIS is the original one that came before it, and it's somehow even fucking worse.
That's the one I meant when I said someone dumped their image folder. Look at all the reaction faces on the bottom.
GRAPHIC DESIGN IS MY PASSION
Holy shit it's free? Thanks Epic!
Take it my friend. ITS ALL YOURS.
I do believe making it public is a mistake but Sony only pulled out because they have no games.
Do one for Netflix, unless bayo 3 is the second coming of action games Netflix will make or break e3
Too much nintendo, not enough trump.
Also I haven't seen a thread with this image yet, so it's hardly hype.
hey, Epic sama, is it atimed exclusive?
IM NOT SURE I UNDERSTAND THOSE WORDS BUT SURE MAN WHY NAWT?
Ps4 master race. Our exclusives top any specs a pc fag has and obviously xCOCKS cant compete. Not even gonna pay attention this year
>Also I haven't seen a thread with this image yet, so it's hardly hype.
that's because everyone knows it sucks but nobody is up for creating yet another one because it'd be the third attempt. it pretty much only gets posted to compare it with the other ones.
What happened to the other one?, I remember seeing one I hated because it had sneed
based china-man
I got a good feeling I'll win this year
What are the chances of Fromsofts Game of Thrones game being at E3?
possible
HYPE THREAD! I LOVE HYPE VIDEO GAME HYPE YEARGH!
...
Littererly just remove sneeds feed and seed and it would be fine.
>not enough trump
What?
>Twitter trannies and reshitera
They ought to know that they aren't reflective of the world.
This.
it might be too early, but it'll most likely show up at the Game Awards or next E3
I know Ace Attorney announcements are typically saved for TGS but I'm hoping for a surprise during the Japanese Direct since it's been so long now.
I never really watched anything other than the Nintendo events but i'll give them a shot
Need to revise my AMD section now though
Didn't they lose the source code for FF8?
If only.
Please we need vergil dlc first.
Who gives a fuck about E3? It was fucking shit over and over again. The coming E3 will be shit too.
Lmfao
New amiibo especially for Link's Awakening.
Might as well leak what I know not that anyone will believe it, rightfully so.
New Leaf port to Switch. Rayman in smash. Odyssey DLC levels (delfino and a haggis themed level, two more I don't know). Hey Pikmin 2. Mushroom Kingdom Warriors. Metroid trilogy. And finally........ Reggie is BACK
I got testing on the 11th and 12
keep me informed boys
>sable is in both
Based
Maybe I should make one of the other one instead
most journalists smell like cheese
How's the story arc gonna end?
I know, isn't that great? I can't wait to laugh at game companies trying to recover approval through further false promises.
My dream is Beyond Good & Evil 2 gets canceled.
I honestly have no idea how to communicate in an effective way the mssage that they're not the Internet police.
PC stuff lately has been absolutely shit, and the only console stuff I'd be interested in is Bloodborne 2, but Sony have jumped ship. Nothing in E3 I give a shit about now.
>Hyped
Gaems
>Expected
No gaems
Christ that's awful
>too much video games, not enough politics
>Gundam
>videogames