ITT: Yea Forums complains in the 90s

>They fucking gave Mario a lifebar
>They might as well just hold your hand the whole game too

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>lifebar
its a lifepie you retard

People were less jaded and cynical back then. We just appreciated the games we were given and there was no internet to complain on.

Mario 64 was considered shitty by hardcore fans when it came out. It was considered a game with much less depth and skill than the 2D Marios and they sacrificed good level design just for "WOW 3D GRAPHICS!"

Can someone remind me what the point of lives are when the worst thing a game over does is throw you back outside the castle?
Oh no, I have to take a minute or two to get back to the level I was on, how fucking horrifying.

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>lifepie
It's a lifeplate you troglodyte

Let me guess, youre one of those PSX fanboys, aren't you? Do you idiots really think the PSX is capable of producing realistic graphics? Crash Bandicoot is a hoax. Mark my words. Nintendo is unstoppable.

>mario gets turned into 3D
>then zelda
>finally megaman
The future is looking bright gentlemen, and it's full of polygons.

>this thread
And you guys complain about reddit being shit.

If for some reason you didn't save after every star then you'd lose all your progress

Its a passive agressive way of telling you to try a different level

It’s enough of a disincentive to motivate you not to lose, unlike most games where it almost plops you back exactly where you were to continue

>implying that people bought an N64 lmao

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unlike most games *now

>9-9-99 is only a few months away
Who here is ready for the redemption arc?

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>PSX
Nobody calls it that, retard.

Kys redditfag nigger kike

It was a redemption. They were just ahead of their time

Why did everyone have a ps2?

The game needs 640K of memory AND a CD driver to be loaded?

Did I imply Reddit was better? No. Reading comprehension, mongoloid.

>SMW has almost a hundred levels
>SM64 doesn't even have twenty
Pretendos will defend this.

Mexicans

It wasn't a redemption, it was their last dying gasp.

Cheapest DVD player

Maybe in the land of the PSX apologists they don't.

It was cheap,had games for everybody,hackable and the fact your friends had it made people buy it

It played DVDs too.

Piecharts quantify angular portions YOU TROGLODYTE.

it had games unlike the xbox and gamecube

Gaystation btfo

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>We just appreciated the games we were given and there was no internet to complain on.
Nobody is giving me shit, I work to pay for my games, I get to complain if they're shitty of which there were many in the 90's, people just focused on the games they liked... which is what we should do actually.

To be fair he also takes fall damage now

Well thats an understatement
>3875 games

More than 3000 more games than the other consoles top kek,based ps2

>And if you don't believe me, you're either a retard or a NIGGER

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The N64 controller will feature a d-pad, 6 buttons, 2 shoulder buttons, 1 trigger button and, wait for it... an analog stick for full 360° control. Enjoy your plastic toy, sonybros.

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>lifeplate
Its a lifewheel you brainlet

Little Tom's dad, I presume.

wanna add this guy to friends

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>analog stick
What a brilliant design. I bet it's going to feel so smooth on my thumb or palm playing with it.

>lifewheel
It's a lifegyro mongrel

>N64
388 + 2 unlicensed ports
>PS1
2852

and to think Nintendo almost partnered with Sony. I bet the guy who shot that deal down wants to kill himself.

UH ALL THE PLAYSTATION OWNERS, OR GAYSTATION AS I LIKE TO CALL IT

It doubled as a cheap DVD player and was sold to hue hues until 2014 or some shit

also, nintendo had near 0 foothold in europe. They still don't.

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Any news on its release date yet?
All we got was an announcement and that was years ago.

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DVD player
My family had like 4 PS2s and a huge stack of bootleg dvds

>lifegyro
It's a vitasphere you fucking mongoloid

They were asking to get 1/2 ownership of all Nintendo IPs
That was a raw deal and everyone knew it

Holy shit this is so much better than the original half-life. Gearbox are absolute gods turning that dragful uninspired slogfest into an actual video game. I didn't actually think it could be salvaged. Gabe should just suck it. I expect his career to be short and immemorable. It's super obvious to anyone who played opfor that Randy is the true messiah of PC gaming.

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Plates don’t have slices smoothbrain

Based